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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #94
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 21, 2016
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 21, 2016
ISSUE #94
傘的用途(上)
No Plagiarism!IOwpOa24XXd39D26l2qGposted on PＥNAＮＡ

最近的太陽簡直要曬乾人！

大家記緊出門打把傘呀！

傘是我出外的必備之物。

好天時用來「擋太陽」，天氣壞時用來「擋風雨」，還有平常用來「掃蜘蛛網」。

經過一夜無人路過，家外的蜘蛛們大多會在小路間集結，朝早出門不舉傘的後果必定是換來滿臉是「飛絲」…orz|||

但更可怕的經歷是在日落西下漸入黑夜而我又剛好需要經過小路回家之時，就算沒太陽沒下雨也一樣需要舉著傘以防萬一！

囧！那些「飛天老鼠」總是在這個時候出來嚇人！

不是說過牠們的測距技能很強不會亂撞的嗎？

媽的！有次最可怖是一大隻猶如BATMAN畫頭一樣，張開雙翼在我眼前一呎才來急煞車！！！

我囧！你不用飛這麼近吧！(我汗)

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