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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #130
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Nov 4, 2016
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Nov 4, 2016
ISSUE #130
不明死因
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前晚父上爆粗地說：「都唔知咩事出面間野咁x臭！」(翻譯：都不知為何外面的儲物室這麼臭！」

我父上還叫我去聞聞有多臭？

我反問是不是有像垃圾站的臭味？

他又超火地說：「妳自己去聞聞！」

這麼晚我才不笨不去啦！我說我好肯定是有命案發生了！一定是有死老鼠AGAIN！！！

昨天趁早去清理時發現果然內有三條乾屍！

一條在角落的地上、一條夾在一大卷泡泡紙(氣泡布)裡面、一條居然吊在高處…

其實我依然不明白牠們死因是什麼？

難道又是吃「樟腦餅」吃得太high之過？所以為免再有命案發生，我決定不再放「樟腦餅」在裡面了。

註：我不記得之前是否曾在某篇裡說過，老鼠們都特別喜歡吃某日本牌子的樟腦餅，其他牌子都不愛吃的。(囧)

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