目前有四位教徒浮出來了,不知道他們有沒有擔當四大護法的意願(什麼東西啦#)……咳咳、好了不廢話了,今天我想來說說我師父的故事,是的,我有一個師父。
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初遇師父時,我高中。430Please respect copyright.PENANArdFDRng1QW
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那時第七節課是體育課,我跌倒了,包紮完傷口,走出保健室,我經過學校側門旁的古城牆,褪色的石磚長年滲著濕涼,接縫間綠意攀附,歷史刻畫它的斑駁粗糙。430Please respect copyright.PENANAILe9rBLzh9
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我素來喜歡一人漫步於此,這裡時而蒼涼時而清新,神遊之際,就算我早已熟悉地勢,我再次跌倒……我真的很常跌倒,而且還有不少拉著人跟我一起倒的紀錄(你們可以記下來)。430Please respect copyright.PENANAGKx3eEb2VJ
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「好痛啊啊啊啊!」我哀嚎,剛包紮好的紗布再次染紅,撕裂的痛啊,讓我忍不住擠出了淚。430Please respect copyright.PENANAZqPyeME4wl
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不好,顧不得膝蓋、手掌傳來的辛辣刺痛,我連忙想要擦乾眼淚,但遲了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAbBFCdJg6DL
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眼前又熱鬧起來,灰灰白白還有些是五顏六色的人影再度充滿我的視野。430Please respect copyright.PENANA2yPo5t5cY7
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「喂,妳……」突然,我聽到一聲呼喚。430Please respect copyright.PENANAXLz3vCoRw9
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我向音源望去,是一個穿著灰色長袍馬褂,最外好似還包覆一件小鐵環編成的軟甲,飄逸的髮梳成旁分的瀏海,身材微胖,是一個看上去呆萌呆萌的大叔。430Please respect copyright.PENANAIoGqoWTXBx
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你們沒有聽錯,就是“呆萌”,只要是面癱大叔,我一律稱之呆萌;我是大叔控,而且是胖胖大叔控,記下來,這個會考!430Please respect copyright.PENANAEtb8P9xQj8
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「你是人是鬼呀……」我狼狽站起身,看這那大叔從城牆上輕盈地跳下。430Please respect copyright.PENANAQXihBZQQHX
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「人。」大叔回答。430Please respect copyright.PENANA811uB4hC4l
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「叔,這附近在拍戲嗎?民初劇?」這年頭哪有人這樣穿的,活像民初軍閥時代劇走出的演員。430Please respect copyright.PENANA9NtikBg5gK
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「不是,總之,妳拜我為師吧。」他不知從哪甩出一把紙扇,扇了幾下,又將手揹到身後。430Please respect copyright.PENANAsbJQveKEMb
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「為什麼?」這大叔有點二呀,我想。430Please respect copyright.PENANAAeXBoPMpDo
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「妳一掉淚就看得到鬼,很困擾吧。」大叔說得理所當然。430Please respect copyright.PENANA60tSEXBfOI
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「呃……其實還好。」只要不理他們基本沒什麼事,偶爾不小心對到眼,他們好像也不是很想踩理人。430Please respect copyright.PENANAD26JoaQvVG
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「不,妳很困擾。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAjnvHv7OwOH
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「真的還好。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARfqf9ZH3Ta
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然後,大叔開始跟我說看見鬼會有多麻煩,我也跟他說我沒遇過他說的情形。430Please respect copyright.PENANALH2M41C9eg
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「你要人拜師,先報上你的名字吧!還有,你怎麼就知道我掉淚,就看得見鬼?」我這種非常開型的陰陽眼,需要這麼關注嗎?430Please respect copyright.PENANARaRWXlgn1x
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「名字還不能說,妳叫我師父就可以。」大叔頓了頓,接下來的話真是讓我苦笑不得:「知道妳掉淚見鬼,因為我算到妳的前世是我養的水牛。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAlQpoW7miC2
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當時,師父的表情那叫一個癱一個認真……雖然萌,但是還是緩和不了我被雷得不要不要的心情啊!
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