時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL3FwCypYX
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd635Ji9K2h
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來了，他們來了——！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuxxDvz0M5
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唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJChhT5YV8L
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「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKPzeoFwRb
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我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8yy3B9bx7
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阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVafdJqCiBb
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我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52HG3MOkgm
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7I1tir1GH
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「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwKfzMKWVG
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「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIQqXrMQmR
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「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahG3B0URHs
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好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR04Rp7OXjy
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「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0tH5zc9W9
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「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAOQ6RZ2sI
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmY1PxVYH9
「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXihZ45Xdr
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深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eEjbBEAl0
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「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwHv2mO4uf
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「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5Kg4534Yv
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不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw6ggk84kz
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阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JA337JVLh
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllD6VVUkoG
「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMuc5gtSLH
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu1vaT84e8
「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e9RDwngab
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「唔———唔錯呀！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxopLS8RhGr
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我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8esZOGdZg6
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「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwoX7RLLjf
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大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmzHqby8U3
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79wIk4jmrx
阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacBh2SfmVT
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但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx91p4lUZv
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雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt0yOrfEO6
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#搏盡無悔857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4paYK1g4E
#第十六屆 857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbbwJufxgX
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#有你班宿友真好857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7rkiqnzaH
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrXPmI6JJm
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阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCZ4CA0opR
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「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lNdTBEymt
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「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIIwL8km4v
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雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQR88zuqf
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzZmTwyGN6
呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXwQW88VRO
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唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vFzl69o2H
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而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFWByd4xTu
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呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqK0iwfpyy
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居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOEcezqaRj
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而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOThORsOFK
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而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZwIQYalZ3
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfny1b0LcH
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nnh55GjpV
「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxfCwSIZdP
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我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEhceLxaZC
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBKqV84bLq
我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1v4tmqKBf
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9gpO22IMY
「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkwqXY1c7W
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wNptU4Ejj
我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRPdbd5pJb
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQI1xde57c
由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc5fDmSzDQ
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zaD1UytjC
「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco0LGdmS3D
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENH7BMr7gv
「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkvGaZ7jtw
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1ZLJaPZWY
「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex85UOct8q
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果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20ltMo8MF1
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「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmPLLI32if
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記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JgMg0GAV8
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVtzIC7rMJ
「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNyCFP5lv
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4rYLzF4X6
「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjilQDHhLXY
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hmkfa8DLI
「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIguMLaLLA
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjRT5zKupz
「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm2rozK5FO
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閘住！閘住！！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZr26TPoTn
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我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUEAqgB7Rw
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7LIwjGAVK
「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgAg8WGbgD
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呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasaMChyyMj
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83G36k5MpR
而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoAoyopc96
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「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEAeitNhuD
857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv43IriAFO
「唔係呀，因為曹永廉呀。」阿均都頂唔順直接幫你解畫。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGDydyfHcR
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「曹永廉？」Tiffany諗左次，然後好似陷入沉思。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCYRKHESPM
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuoQY08kIn
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多謝當初諗出呢條白痴題目既巴打！我唔洗使出烏龜聽笑話呢一招已經令到Tiffany展現出笑容真係太好喇。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUjZdg7NlY
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而我同時都感受到阿茵同Kitty個種望住傻佬既眼光，不過只要Tiffany肯理番我，仲可以見到佢咁甜美既笑容，咩都值得。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs9vziyqla
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