時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF92fg5NNi
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1SLJoYw4u
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來了，他們來了——！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLIVKrGZoO
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唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4JylJsqJ9
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「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOkniQdLUL
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我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ErUuyyEEQ
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阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhsiEsJxcL
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我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2jNuE5qwQ
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVNMVbG8R3
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「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwlRba8iQF
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「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWwDKD1VEv
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「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWVyK2q3Kh
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好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVQNAueRKC
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「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoewuVjwvM
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「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq14oRBolQM
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutCwScYGQz
「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLDqJweHoA
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深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYJes1ytE7
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「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHjTUqBNs0
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「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHVAITTuiA
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不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvp1yBE8JJ
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阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGI6fLgd0p
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kpdY4NR2c
「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNseCYz6I16
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSoJxFPRSk
「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kPLzRe3nS
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「唔———唔錯呀！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVJ7pYy1M7
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我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbmNKiZfYm
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBW8lWJxuf
「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZok4C9SBxA
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEciPHYAFYd
大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT11qMfeWJi
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3dS9DcwfO
阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgoBt1IjY4
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但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgc7jhEtYe
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雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdraKk7Cfj
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#搏盡無悔880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY4PGyp5X8
#第十六屆 880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U8neILYIk
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#有你班宿友真好880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKxg5vLQRM
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3trbm3GRtJ
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阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHXTMLpqj6
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「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQcXXfRWBK
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「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz4JcnEj6V
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雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMj4tkeoER
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFJnriZB9I
呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYnk3x2xB1
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唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfyjm5eZAS
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而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWWPxSVWZj
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呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiRCVbQVa6
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居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy17GaaiJqs
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而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Knv6Bf52s
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而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDylApe7or
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrsTAv9xvE
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidieNYHp45
「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtyxWIA7Ty
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我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI4uaeTntK
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我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBjyydOKar
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「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLCyppYkV3
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我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxVxC4cUSz
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由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJW1vh6z07
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「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8MrUaaBe4
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「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwalj22lbc
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaRA2w8oqE
「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRZAIQfUq9
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果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pzp870utb
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「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXwj7UT5Li
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記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHgi82O7lo
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi7StFNC9E
「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ7GOKdKz8
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「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpB0dIrA56
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「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49AnYdLr0l
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「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthpSEwTG6V
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閘住！閘住！！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzHoMSMikW
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我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8ZpWc9O6G
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「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYHVq3uGvM
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呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLN8Ul7Fk1
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而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxbndWSVwD
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「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm1Mfav60s
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qVvpzXUdM
「唔係呀，因為曹永廉呀。」阿均都頂唔順直接幫你解畫。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsip9YWuiy
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「曹永廉？」Tiffany諗左次，然後好似陷入沉思。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU6Ua3v3k8
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsxO3L6rWT
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多謝當初諗出呢條白痴題目既巴打！我唔洗使出烏龜聽笑話呢一招已經令到Tiffany展現出笑容真係太好喇。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxDNB5SjjO
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我望住佢個兩個淺淺既小酒窩，居然覺得比起岩先Kitty兩個胸前巨物仲要吸引。點算好！？我既基因係唔係出左事？？？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE6gA4wEGp
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而我同時都感受到阿茵同Kitty個種望住傻佬既眼光，不過只要Tiffany肯理番我，仲可以見到佢咁甜美既笑容，咩都值得。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ohidnHKBQ
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