兩家人飲茶食飯間閒談幾句，時間就過左去，大家食飽飲夠後就咁離開左仲係好擠逼嘅茶樓。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8LVquuMlB
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因為時間尚早，所以信佛嘅媽子同埋姑姐都決定去拜一拜求個安心，保個平安，因此我地兩家人都冇得走甩，要跟住兩位大女人出發去到黃大仙。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEPmDvNick
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媽子聽左玲玲姐嘅神算之後知道今年我豬年犯太歲，更加係千叮囑萬提醒，要我一陣唔好尻流流，就係我係唔信任何宗教，但係都要懷住呢乒「敬鬼神」嘅心去參拜，唔準將呢啲野當係玩意。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmh4zoRX1Q
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黎到黃大仙廟後，媽子同姑姐例牌自己跑左去搞拜祭嘅野，而表姐表妹兩個人都跟住一齊去要上多柱香。女人嘛，唔知點解就係會迷信少少。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPUIhqLE2f
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而老豆同姨丈兩個人就企左係到吹水，傾下家陣個市道同埋香港各種政策嘅問題，完全冇位俾我插把口，因此我選擇左一條友尻行下算。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNqmM6t5Sn
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今日嘅黃大仙廟除左人山人海之外，都唔會有其他形容詞可以形容到係點樣，好多人拎住風車同寶貼係我面前行過，虔誠嘅信徒們根本就唔會怕人逼人嘅情況，只要可以上到柱香，佢地理得你地三七廿一，點搏殺都要向前衝去，因此我打消左深入內部嘅諗法，選擇係外圍冇咩人嘅地方行下。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU1EXw3M0a
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呢個時候，我突然停低左腳步，俾一檔算命檔口吸引左。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKrR3ZXQyh
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5xebWbT5R
人地檔檔算命檔都打扮得靚靚仔仔，但呢檔野就有些少頹廢得濟，仲要位置又偏又細，因此都冇咩人。而佢樹住個枝旗更加頂引，令到呢檔野就好似漆黑中嘅螢火蟲一樣咁奪目，同時又因為呢句野幫佢趕走左唔少客人。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67AassT975
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「香港神算，只此兼職一天」
我慢慢走近呢個奇怪嘅檔位，只見嗰隨坐左個睇落唔會比我大好多嘅年青人，著住一套普通嘅休閒計動裝，約莫廿七八左右。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDeIP6cJwH
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佢生得比我仲要高大，個樣唔可以話好俊俏，但係有一種好陽剛嘅氣息，十足十以往做戲入面嘅大俠咁款，劍眉星目，而最引人注目嘅地方唔係佢嘅面相，而係佢個頭。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH5AJhTMYp
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光頭。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcLwG3a281
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道教廟出面有個和尚？？？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkwrabPWvH
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「先生先生，埋黎坐埋黎坐！！！」見到難得嘅客人，佢好興奮咁起身將我拉埋去。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b6NxbusV3
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmqz6yPA7T
「呃．．．我只係睇．．．睇下架咋。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJQWP8saEa
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdel8yuTbE8
「啱呀，緊係要睇喇！唔睇嘅話又點可以算到你命呢？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa0GGv5Cih
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22hRVS6RwQ
「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係睇下咋。」見到佢興致勃勃嘅樣，我有啲唔好意思，但都係要道出事實。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhfzzVcQaS
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTuGIitRfO
「得喇，我睇咩都得嘅！可以睇臉相、手相、八字喇，總知可以睇嘅我都差唔多識哂架喇！」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoej4kPGw1H
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK4YagXElx
「唔係，我嘅意思係我只係落過睇下咋！」我解釋道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS850zmF3wF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArQVMLLc6U
「咪咁掃興喇，難得一次黎到，唔係唔算就走呀？」佢嘅口吻有幾分似戒毒廣告入面引人吸毒嘅痴線佬。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSXUGExG5b
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「啲人成日講人算不如天算，計我話就緊係人定勝天喇！！！」唔知解我感覺到呢個光頭哥身上有住股即刻駁咀嘅氣息係到，我嘅理智話我知，見到呢條友真係好即刻走。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkzVxzlR14
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE95Q4jqHR
見到我猶豫嘅臉色，佢突然加多句：「拿見你係今日第一個客，我俾個五折你，三舊水就得！」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIQU8YRvDl
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9fwt6u1zd
屌，三舊水夠我課多pack金喇，我射落海都唔射俾你個痴線佬喇！873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ZYgNAL3X
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mPtq0v3Cl
見到我想走開，佢又扯住我講道：「我怕左你！兩舊水，好嗎？新年第一日，大家和和氣氣呀，俾我做到單生意都好掛？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zBrtHx5Ec
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「但係，我真係唔多需要啵！」我企硬立場，就算係班健身推銷狗都冇令到我屈服，更何況係你呢個睇相佬！873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq41rck8Oi
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhnuXylZeR
「拿，風水佬就呃你十年八年嘅！但我睇相佬就唔同，誠實過食左誠實豆沙包，你睇下有冇人講過睇相佬呃你十年八年呀？」光頭哥又開始自己嘅9up之道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTdtpkxp9N
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuze8wPPncj
屌，咪係啲玄學撚，有分別咩？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2iokE3mbZ
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IlLFhBz88
「但係．．．」正當我想駁停佢時，光頭哥已經搭住我隻手行去佢檔野到坐低。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ974fhoAh0j
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcUimP5Bkd
「但咩係呀，拿！我見小兄弟你我有緣，咁多檔野你唔行埋去只係行埋黎我呢到，證明你係行家，識貨。」唔知點解光頭哥力大無窮，夾生將我扯去佢檔野到，但係又唔會拉得我隻手痛。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQdtkvhPIE
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvJIpGudVU
「你知唔知咩叫識英雄重英雄？家陣我當你係好朋友，真係跳樓大特賣喇，一舊水喇，好冇！」唔知點解，呢位光頭哥好似好有需要做到一個客人咁樣。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd6ohB0rvx
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcIyYyjg1s
屌，你捉尻住我隻手唔俾我走，我要點樣講no姐？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AMenAU8C3
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「好喇．．．」我就咁樣俾人半強逼式下黎到檔口坐低。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjiPeAbNnh
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算喇，當俾一舊水係新正頭買個平安快樂，俾錢你個光頭道士食餐飯。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO4hvXZSed
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbob0zuICW
「係喇，未請教小兄弟你高姓大名？」突然間光頭哥畫風轉得好快，個樣變到好正經。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRouaLscFra
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CgqUZdMAS
「問者先答！」但係因為啱先佢尻得濟，唔知點解我更係冇辦法當佢係一個真正嘅算命師傅。對住呢個神棍，我決定要拎番個氣勢番黎，就算俾人當水魚，我都要水得開開心心，拎個彩數！873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhwLgoHgfD
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佢用好似見到小學雞嘅眼神望住我。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6eQMmxIqT
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDVSQDFSny
「我？」光頭哥坐係我嘅對面，唔知點解我感覺到佢嘅氣場好似有啲唔同左咁。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4W4rsigOdr
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「本人行不更名，坐不改姓。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiSZhiDLBP
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「陳太一。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNEgGzwFgG
「陳太一？」聽到對方報上名來，我腦海中即刻將對方同埋某個動畫角色聯想埋一齊，兩個人嘅影子重疊埋一齊。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTqCdKsdOa
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JyvrUqqyZ
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHghC4Ahee
我係腦海中見證住童年破滅嘅一瞬間，太一點解你大個之後會直頭禿埋頭？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFerqYXiUik
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正當我想問下陳生，佢到底係咪俾選中嘅細路時，對方好似已經知道我準備講咩。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLMWQU4ARl
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYR39Gt9bP
「屌你，我唔識亞古獸，都冇去過數碼世界呀！」佢搶先一步答道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf9l64GdEU
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBccHDnp5n
唉，仲諗住同佢乞番個勇氣徽章，等自己可以有番啲膽量去面對面前嘅所有問題。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebzKO5zZ4F
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ32vUqtlt
「拿，其實我地算命佬都有自己嘅準則，你唔好再尻嗡浪費大家時間，阻住其他客人黎睇相嘛，你到底叫咩名？」太一面皮極厚，啱先仲係到死𦧲我黎幫襯，家陣相都未睇，錢都未袋穩，一見我坐定左就已經開始把炮起黎。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdxBHyrFEi
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人地都叫打完齋唔要和尚，你家陣齋都未打，居然已經識得也文也武。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQDlObGqlU
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPvmeP356B
「畢寄明。」我雖然心入面係到媽叉緊佢，但係都係老實作答。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZJwU5fHWF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpHJrvpzx8
「生辰八字呢？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWIduzAo8M
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ2Qlb0KE6
「呃．．．」我係紙上寫得自己生日定埋出世日子，錢都俾左喇，唔差在真係俾佢算一算。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A7YchMCO7
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlw1Si1tpB
只見佢右手掐指一算，口中諗諗有詞。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxEUYcxBIK
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodojbnZogo
「男命、乙亥、甲申、癸酉、寅时。」見到佢好似真係好專心咁幫我算緊命，我唔知點解覺得成個畫面都好怪異，呢條友唔通真係有番兩手？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFITytSQSei
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfOxbWyc8t
你嗡乜呀大佬？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgWaUcMcF3
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawdqkkRJQC
「命日元旺盛，喜木火土、忌金水。」只見佢將手拍落張枱，未等我反應得切就已經捉住我隻手一望。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yINJov39p
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWNweReWPT
佢神色好凝重咁款。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGpurF2VOS
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「喂，小兄弟，你想聽我講老實話定係安慰你嘅說話？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlvz6tvQGE
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C4i2HuZpC
「新年流流，你唔好兇我呀大佬！」新春大家都係求個好意頭，我感覺到陳生好似諗住再進一步出招。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXehkbTLsag
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT0OTnc84F
「拿，你過多兩舊水黎俾我，教你點拆局。」我收番啱先對佢嘅睇法，果然呢條友係神棍黎！873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc02OwBElQ1
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOSHudrwAW
聽到佢呢句話後，我立即起身準備離開呢個地方。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6khyoN66T
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wbS8dBdO7
「你家陣係咪煩惱緊咩係人生意義？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLa06W8Hhy
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vXoIFkQ0L
佢嘅話令我離開嘅腳步變得緩慢左。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii9lISFAvr
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6gDICQrTV
「你係咪同時仲煩緊啲有關金錢同感情嘅事？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nhgwqrSqB
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg7mqkqcoe
我頓左一下，但隨即又諗人生其實除左錢同情呢兩樣野，根本冇咩好煩，啲算命佬玩大包圍玩到好精妙，差啲又俾佢陰到。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vBC4gPJJF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUZrE9k6wq
「收左你錢我都提下你，記得盡避呢個同時連繫到錢同埋情嘅女人，唔係你一定會有血光之災。」太一唔理我想唔想聽，繼續講道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMVlkPymaT
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHhESXIQpY
「靚仔，你我終有緣，呢個財你遲早要破。」太一笑一笑，唔諗住繼續留客，留下一句宣言就罷。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZRQnnryTm
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g31Ori2rC
「信同唔信就好睇你自己，保重喇。」佢再次坐番自己位上面，準備搵下一個「客戶」。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4NVQiicrD
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuKDGlCVHI
而我則係行番去搵老豆同姑丈，同時內心係到諗緊：「唔可以俾個痴線佬搞亂我嘅心神」。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YAT7U2M0z
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdBurFrj76
咩夢想同人生意義，咩有關錢同情嘅ptgf，呢條神棍一定係痴線佬尻講講中，我畢寄明一定可以處理好呢啲事情。
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