本來以為係鞭屍,點知大家功力仲高、仲絕,姑姐同姑丈一唱一和,居然同我做起媒人!807Please respect copyright.PENANA2h7VmPg8DG
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我見到佢地已經打開左wechat,然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。807Please respect copyright.PENANALWEPLzn2qi
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「唔洗喇阿妹~有心囉~」媽子開懷大笑,對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔,佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。807Please respect copyright.PENANAZvYfzqRs5d
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「唔好客氣喇,大家一家人!」姑姐以為媽子死要面。807Please respect copyright.PENANAZtJLa1q00I
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「唔係呀,妹~明仔佢已經有女朋友喇!」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。807Please respect copyright.PENANASE3k8goabz
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大家都露出驚訝嘅表情,連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。807Please respect copyright.PENANAYBEdutThJe
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「係呀~尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛!」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁,或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛?807Please respect copyright.PENANATqpGE9akhP
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「咁樣有冇相睇下呀?」姑姐問道。807Please respect copyright.PENANAXwhWCVaDB9
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轟!807Please respect copyright.PENANAE1lD12KTRr
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我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂,突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣,呢句無心之問極為致命!807Please respect copyright.PENANAchSdsLGSYe
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀—807Please respect copyright.PENANAtcjf4F71p8
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀——807Please respect copyright.PENANAEvZcvvQdzi
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀———807Please respect copyright.PENANAmJVQYlxFN7
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀807Please respect copyright.PENANA1cYjQXfjqt
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呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。807Please respect copyright.PENANAFVYii1IOHz
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屌!我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相,點算好!!!
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極,但又唔死得,夾硬一血吊命咁款。807Please respect copyright.PENANAlVVqCavWl6
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係一瞬間體會左痛苦,接住係掙扎,到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。807Please respect copyright.PENANAYsc2HAfc4E
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「係囉,看黎俾姑丈望望,睇下你眼光點樣先!」有得食花生時,姑丈就變到十分之踴躍,連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。807Please respect copyright.PENANAhIgioSOn7s
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感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動,我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水,搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇,唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉?話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇?807Please respect copyright.PENANAGrIpYcsidC
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不!!!807Please respect copyright.PENANADgm3d66NjB
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我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作,就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口,阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過,鼓勵我唔好做柒頭,重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。807Please respect copyright.PENANAdoJcIj7Zkn
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「唉,有啲肚痛,去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題!」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁,借尿遁。807Please respect copyright.PENANABRFeF1ViBC
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急急走入洗手間,我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機,用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。807Please respect copyright.PENANA6Sl1rrOcOl
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多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路,好兄弟!807Please respect copyright.PENANAren18ueLmI
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不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話,一定會直接當面屌柒我,因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。807Please respect copyright.PENANAywQcxI9b0J
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三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律,順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下,我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。807Please respect copyright.PENANAdZXrMbJ3Ur
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可惜一切都係徒勞無功。807Please respect copyright.PENANAhPqCopQ2Vq
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撲通一聲——807Please respect copyright.PENANAp9BrsoJMw6
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三叔機落入馬桶當中。807Please respect copyright.PENANAUdSN3ZGSOB
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我合上雙眼,為佢默哀左三秒鐘,然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳,假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。807Please respect copyright.PENANAA9ZEVByyFF
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「唉,岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水,家陣壞左開唔到添!」我一臉抱歉地講道。807Please respect copyright.PENANAq3gavDbxr7
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哼,為左過關,黑暗兵法我都用埋上場!807Please respect copyright.PENANANBtVvVbUUc
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公子獻頭,你點擋我!!!807Please respect copyright.PENANAhlOGOJUmOI
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「冇野嘅,你開個電腦都有圖架喇,怕咩姐?」807Please respect copyright.PENANAueX55AQOD2
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清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup,直接一招收我皮。807Please respect copyright.PENANAMz86GHpFOM
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「呃...」807Please respect copyright.PENANAoLQmkXDtMZ
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我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某,兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。807Please respect copyright.PENANAVN85kVb3lm
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點解會係咁...?807Please respect copyright.PENANA9puueSeaz6
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「入去搵喇你,仲樹係到!」媽子一臉嫌棄,唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。807Please respect copyright.PENANAvfKTZ2LBOe
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媽子,你好耶!!!
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我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房,拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。807Please respect copyright.PENANAlV9UU7NymO
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對住部電腦,我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。807Please respect copyright.PENANAPfPdEBgPMX
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同媽子講冇影過相?呢個實唔得,邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得,咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。807Please respect copyright.PENANAhC4wMJKz3J
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要尋根究底嘅媽,媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探,到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。807Please respect copyright.PENANAhizyVIVXWc
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「Tiffany張相,速速前!」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲,好可惜冇任何嘅效果,眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎,手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。807Please respect copyright.PENANAUKpfEyjn9A
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明明已經成十二點幾喇,Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅?807Please respect copyright.PENANAJsHSpLPAwj
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未起身架?冇理由呀,佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。807Please respect copyright.PENANAc0cWA4U9g0
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陪屋企人?咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。807Please respect copyright.PENANA9hOFbOal8N
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心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案,越諗越混亂,算!807Please respect copyright.PENANAQbwz3JiQ08
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等得Tiffany應機俾相我,可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀?807Please respect copyright.PENANAqB3kRgsZAA
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明仔明仔,你得嘅,快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀!807Please respect copyright.PENANAKdGwIuCGHu
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等等...變出黎?我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件,眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。807Please respect copyright.PENANA7ad0udC6uy
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我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。807Please respect copyright.PENANAnXGEFEhdXq
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Photoshop807Please respect copyright.PENANABgI5HqWAMO
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由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎,拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件,有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜,小美麗都可以變做好美麗!807Please respect copyright.PENANA1XXNKyoVzn
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平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野,估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。807Please respect copyright.PENANARNMhNxfVo7
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雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖,但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下,實力一定大大地上升。807Please respect copyright.PENANAYO9lnszngx
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我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖,一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海,半身照再加上風景作背景,最易上手。807Please respect copyright.PENANA2E7BIR54Qy
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我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相,然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖,開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。807Please respect copyright.PENANAGuCp7xVLIX
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我一隻手敲打住鍵盤,另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行,側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany,同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。807Please respect copyright.PENANAzihG3yqODI
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快!還要更快!!!807Please respect copyright.PENANAaJoI4T5fuS
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我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞,雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界,一拉、一畫、一扯、一調,如果有人係我身邊旁觀,我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。807Please respect copyright.PENANAKl8UGNZH5R
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好快,一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。807Please respect copyright.PENANAbwlUnUJTYG
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望住眼前嘅作品,我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。