咔——900Please respect copyright.PENANAhHbB4IvY6i
900Please respect copyright.PENANAH6hwArjuew
推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。900Please respect copyright.PENANAkRAaDblrRT
900Please respect copyright.PENANAfbY4zYk5I2
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。900Please respect copyright.PENANALW7DijnLS7
900Please respect copyright.PENANAhQoEMVmRRh
見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。900Please respect copyright.PENANAyXvGqzSaey
900Please respect copyright.PENANAoAFfrcEnd7
喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?900Please respect copyright.PENANAHlfyH1Rk2K
900Please respect copyright.PENANAusWpMhpIPa
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。900Please respect copyright.PENANARJ7MRIHPpi
900Please respect copyright.PENANARqFaIoFefJ
大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!900Please respect copyright.PENANAWVD6STQqrn
900Please respect copyright.PENANAE5ouliBdWY
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」900Please respect copyright.PENANA5vz7XNCcIc
900Please respect copyright.PENANA02icUYYXzl
我嘗試解釋道。900Please respect copyright.PENANAIPrb04doCU
900Please respect copyright.PENANAr82yhhXHov
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。900Please respect copyright.PENANAVQtvQeEnRZ
900Please respect copyright.PENANAaVlHQSslFC
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。900Please respect copyright.PENANA55HQVcYdFH
900Please respect copyright.PENANA1CkQqoIYdR
老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。900Please respect copyright.PENANAkvok0ABJm0
900Please respect copyright.PENANAlFNlmR5fPr
「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。900Please respect copyright.PENANACfjZuyCm4J
900Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y79cwHeEw
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?900Please respect copyright.PENANAvHe0YAoY7b
900Please respect copyright.PENANA0mZ6Ul2kwQ
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。900Please respect copyright.PENANA6FKMOiJMj2
900Please respect copyright.PENANAMmk2duYNwC
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。900Please respect copyright.PENANAws3mTaiI3O
900Please respect copyright.PENANAAuCCkqYpjx
「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。900Please respect copyright.PENANAbF6WWplgwd
900Please respect copyright.PENANABiML6MNacp
「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。900Please respect copyright.PENANAbufQjIXaO4
900Please respect copyright.PENANAn21lRJIPFj
「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...900Please respect copyright.PENANAOCaNrDUs7C
900Please respect copyright.PENANAO1Ex5DLzf2
「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。900Please respect copyright.PENANA9yDk0qj2cy
900Please respect copyright.PENANAYe8Bzl0f0n
「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。900Please respect copyright.PENANAeTQHNg3qrS
900Please respect copyright.PENANA3UjM7OjU0f
算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。900Please respect copyright.PENANAlujxUu4B9D
900Please respect copyright.PENANA69S3TwCO2u
我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——900Please respect copyright.PENANAGoWoFm5JY6
900Please respect copyright.PENANAoPVzmSmWo2
推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。900Please respect copyright.PENANA8f9QtHuIqL
900Please respect copyright.PENANA7t0Vfd6QZr
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。900Please respect copyright.PENANANjOlguttU1
900Please respect copyright.PENANACwD2zyVDDY
對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。900Please respect copyright.PENANAIIyNaUalbn
900Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5xeWsfbbz
「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」900Please respect copyright.PENANAXtcDvextmy
900Please respect copyright.PENANAqQEslm47pQ
「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」900Please respect copyright.PENANAhcsdxk4jrY
900Please respect copyright.PENANAArEhiABoTV
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。900Please respect copyright.PENANAlQL0c2GACk
900Please respect copyright.PENANAvky4DWDRnW
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。900Please respect copyright.PENANA9PIwvPM42W
900Please respect copyright.PENANA8IjAdlzV8F
「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」900Please respect copyright.PENANABSRWhJskxz
900Please respect copyright.PENANARlHI4fK7wH
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。900Please respect copyright.PENANAakeDFx0gXo
900Please respect copyright.PENANA08uFxzbWdi
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。900Please respect copyright.PENANAEgnjCs4EBK
900Please respect copyright.PENANAGvmvrvbWa2
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」900Please respect copyright.PENANAO7i72UnndF
900Please respect copyright.PENANAdzO2GJnUCr
我個樣似好開心咩?900Please respect copyright.PENANAJl3vhdo6St
900Please respect copyright.PENANA3hhKfpPTnh
「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。900Please respect copyright.PENANA14ZPO6Y3n6
900Please respect copyright.PENANA9dEr88kJRZ
「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」900Please respect copyright.PENANANYKfyFnZKt
900Please respect copyright.PENANA8nqRGfUNFl
「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。900Please respect copyright.PENANAE9CdCqZjaJ
900Please respect copyright.PENANAr3lHuWNqy4
但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。900Please respect copyright.PENANApt9PsR4IpX
900Please respect copyright.PENANA2ke45G2mrz
「上次個哥哥?」900Please respect copyright.PENANA8px0Qu2KAd
900Please respect copyright.PENANAxO23QBiuMt
「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。900Please respect copyright.PENANAgo7BWAaKeO
900Please respect copyright.PENANARylh1HwRFk
「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」900Please respect copyright.PENANAWBKVNLYklh
900Please respect copyright.PENANARIHN5eXpvN
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。900Please respect copyright.PENANAI3vXGdKdbG
900Please respect copyright.PENANADB31FexdoC
越黎越過份喇你...900Please respect copyright.PENANApBcvqarXUI
900Please respect copyright.PENANAlVnj1e6uDX
姓趙嘅。900Please respect copyright.PENANA2tgcSuAUye
900Please respect copyright.PENANA3l9ZUmRe0w
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。900Please respect copyright.PENANAfpiNfJ3ifn
900Please respect copyright.PENANAbSyLmFu1wP
「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。900Please respect copyright.PENANAgp8Lv09cBT
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。900Please respect copyright.PENANA5DmXLZetQU
900Please respect copyright.PENANAXgJa8NUDoG
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。900Please respect copyright.PENANAyG7gqVnzD1
900Please respect copyright.PENANANXnA538cpY
點解呢?900Please respect copyright.PENANAVORzWIzJ0u
900Please respect copyright.PENANAPpYQsWeLpn
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」900Please respect copyright.PENANA74nV98UmQh
900Please respect copyright.PENANA5UZp6LV5RU
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」900Please respect copyright.PENANAGlKUoa2pPm
900Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0zGGuPRYD
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。900Please respect copyright.PENANA0eevYva8hr
900Please respect copyright.PENANAZoVTwkvhnI
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。900Please respect copyright.PENANA6A6GWzfxrH
900Please respect copyright.PENANAlAKS266eTB
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。900Please respect copyright.PENANApV50J8c31j
900Please respect copyright.PENANAA134ndcKZd
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。900Please respect copyright.PENANASwkPQuHCW6
900Please respect copyright.PENANA61SLCvfICK
其實我都知道點解。900Please respect copyright.PENANA7nDg3YzNYE
900Please respect copyright.PENANAGXZG98rRjs
可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。900Please respect copyright.PENANAWhUUla7xqH
900Please respect copyright.PENANADTT6oNZAaN
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。900Please respect copyright.PENANAKLlyd6Jgdq
900Please respect copyright.PENANAMEwwBvxQKE
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。900Please respect copyright.PENANAG5bdat6kCz
900Please respect copyright.PENANA7X454I4zY7
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!900Please respect copyright.PENANAEBc8p8jI7N
900Please respect copyright.PENANAFBjbcRn66o
nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?900Please respect copyright.PENANAlisLHmIK34
900Please respect copyright.PENANAd7q9IWwlDv
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?900Please respect copyright.PENANAj2VpAY1jou
900Please respect copyright.PENANAUN2bxvWtPF
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。900Please respect copyright.PENANA3ywf8pTUB5
900Please respect copyright.PENANAGvlxNwYpSk
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。900Please respect copyright.PENANA6k3xcmPJbe
900Please respect copyright.PENANArar6KGqhCy
nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~900Please respect copyright.PENANA8W1kylPV1m
900Please respect copyright.PENANAHpBnnL8IeL
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!900Please respect copyright.PENANAcwSgoxZ3LU
900Please respect copyright.PENANA8GS13F6sTC
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!900Please respect copyright.PENANAi1JmxmuJdy
900Please respect copyright.PENANAESFkbdEN9k
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。900Please respect copyright.PENANAbIAJBQNUS9
900Please respect copyright.PENANAhBNPHdme23
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。900Please respect copyright.PENANA9zIgVivY5z
900Please respect copyright.PENANAQAkagtMAGJ
900Please respect copyright.PENANAi5xBDtF6Bc
900Please respect copyright.PENANAVYvGFZqDfo
tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!900Please respect copyright.PENANApvoCgIKEcV
900Please respect copyright.PENANANrufHzp6Ch
呢個人真係唔識情趣。900Please respect copyright.PENANAFGWhH2XR8z
900Please respect copyright.PENANAb6T7PdGMeF
tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。900Please respect copyright.PENANAv3xxr9Dqdj
900Please respect copyright.PENANAgTcqCOEaON
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。900Please respect copyright.PENANAGoYWwEHrJ0
900Please respect copyright.PENANA9aUI4dGFdF
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。900Please respect copyright.PENANAh445sXAqpN
900Please respect copyright.PENANASCRdDsuJKn
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。900Please respect copyright.PENANAYJvbvDoR47
900Please respect copyright.PENANAFTbAhbBz8Y
nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!900Please respect copyright.PENANAZIMAisydr9
900Please respect copyright.PENANAEMMHKJ0Vbl
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。900Please respect copyright.PENANAAF8jjcZOpI
900Please respect copyright.PENANAHiVPcObg4B
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!900Please respect copyright.PENANAV8IXvtt1n8
900Please respect copyright.PENANAdnHjHtktyz
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。900Please respect copyright.PENANA6iVqMXiOEy
900Please respect copyright.PENANALel0eNGzfP
tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。900Please respect copyright.PENANAd3Cu10cxMT
900Please respect copyright.PENANA6S3kU7HlNd
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。900Please respect copyright.PENANA9m9VYBdOZu
900Please respect copyright.PENANAhpv35NHixU
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!900Please respect copyright.PENANAs0fv36KD5O
900Please respect copyright.PENANAXJVI2Nvt03
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!900Please respect copyright.PENANAJ274y7ipRM
900Please respect copyright.PENANA2PSZeLszHM
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。900Please respect copyright.PENANATXWcJtdR7Y
900Please respect copyright.PENANAJL1zViP30C
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———900Please respect copyright.PENANATYAiVWrXws
900Please respect copyright.PENANAP3Yocdcdku
tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!900Please respect copyright.PENANApLudW3vxDp
900Please respect copyright.PENANA013eU7NLbh
nooneremember:係係係~係到。900Please respect copyright.PENANAOrcNaR4RYV
900Please respect copyright.PENANA78lyWQaEnp
nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。900Please respect copyright.PENANArDi9iSahRD
900Please respect copyright.PENANAKdyApk78Al
tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!900Please respect copyright.PENANAM9S2IdJNSE
900Please respect copyright.PENANAxPyMzy3Aqm
nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。900Please respect copyright.PENANAv29PwxB0S7
900Please respect copyright.PENANARFI8OMQz9J
然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。900Please respect copyright.PENANAhnMzQywcmK
900Please respect copyright.PENANA23kPeCmWp0
我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。900Please respect copyright.PENANAvWIZH55J2J
900Please respect copyright.PENANAKk31hpDdgW
係愛阿?定係責任呢?900Please respect copyright.PENANAkqvkzThiEv
900Please respect copyright.PENANAIUqGjrxOqg
而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。900Please respect copyright.PENANALEiBd4YKmA
900Please respect copyright.PENANAlfdRNvsxhf
口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——900Please respect copyright.PENANAIexdS3kmOK
900Please respect copyright.PENANAi76rilaeyS
百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。