咔——898Please respect copyright.PENANASXqVBcIz3v
898Please respect copyright.PENANATlsTwMiBPi
推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。898Please respect copyright.PENANA4YMh1Mnnw2
898Please respect copyright.PENANA70ZZOg0zdQ
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。898Please respect copyright.PENANAk88SXSf1n3
898Please respect copyright.PENANAfEP2LFCu02
見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。898Please respect copyright.PENANAfCghiaDk0k
898Please respect copyright.PENANAiiyVIRBzrm
喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?898Please respect copyright.PENANAkxKBhAWQnc
898Please respect copyright.PENANAlFIKK4tAUU
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。898Please respect copyright.PENANAJKjkwW3JfW
898Please respect copyright.PENANAHJRwNcefAM
大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!898Please respect copyright.PENANAlxNR17UAX1
898Please respect copyright.PENANA32rRP9UDsQ
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」898Please respect copyright.PENANAIPNCUhWSMg
898Please respect copyright.PENANAIZq2oO2D5l
我嘗試解釋道。898Please respect copyright.PENANAFX9qPVio9m
898Please respect copyright.PENANAJJCaWC1Sww
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。898Please respect copyright.PENANAQS4E4WPIre
898Please respect copyright.PENANA0ci45gfwqO
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。898Please respect copyright.PENANAJpRGncF5G9
898Please respect copyright.PENANA40iSNQW5Q7
老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。898Please respect copyright.PENANAfJTRLHPiVK
898Please respect copyright.PENANAk65VzEINlL
「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。898Please respect copyright.PENANAhTsy77eih2
898Please respect copyright.PENANAiFS39Hy3uo
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?898Please respect copyright.PENANANqineJZGuC
898Please respect copyright.PENANAa8gv1L5GXM
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。898Please respect copyright.PENANAZMEzeYjK9g
898Please respect copyright.PENANAobbGptmCkn
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。898Please respect copyright.PENANAI8wlSNoD4P
898Please respect copyright.PENANAILu5r1lXqB
「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。898Please respect copyright.PENANAcF6mkSz2ha
898Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ7akoTBV8
「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。898Please respect copyright.PENANAFF4BzT2hg3
898Please respect copyright.PENANAZS6NfQcYUB
「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...898Please respect copyright.PENANAsp342OzRzW
898Please respect copyright.PENANA9aRe0erDtI
「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。898Please respect copyright.PENANA3egnwTXup7
898Please respect copyright.PENANAPckfKSFsLo
「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。898Please respect copyright.PENANADnpvsVdEVy
898Please respect copyright.PENANArJhXqBL43K
算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。898Please respect copyright.PENANAXAlxIMYpUH
898Please respect copyright.PENANAKkNzQpgRRH
我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——898Please respect copyright.PENANAY9kSo4IuFq
898Please respect copyright.PENANA63v1g30lKO
推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。898Please respect copyright.PENANArQ1aThLMSt
898Please respect copyright.PENANA8SEnX4ZZvS
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。898Please respect copyright.PENANAXfbr7akc57
898Please respect copyright.PENANAWfQ4lTjjVF
對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。898Please respect copyright.PENANAGWiMZFNxtf
898Please respect copyright.PENANASzs8qnil6d
「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」898Please respect copyright.PENANABy5CYkOaV2
898Please respect copyright.PENANAE9KmKku8xg
「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」898Please respect copyright.PENANAduuMVYeGMZ
898Please respect copyright.PENANA2NahHbkVgx
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。898Please respect copyright.PENANAbuSm0YPA6u
898Please respect copyright.PENANAsHJEvk1rAW
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。898Please respect copyright.PENANAJe3R3YFmRP
898Please respect copyright.PENANA0bhYfk1WWY
「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」898Please respect copyright.PENANAyvPppEamhx
898Please respect copyright.PENANA6kjGFz2KW0
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。898Please respect copyright.PENANABlu5kRz3EX
898Please respect copyright.PENANAUm0XiGJCIk
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。898Please respect copyright.PENANAwIBUyL0hyt
898Please respect copyright.PENANAl9iBNtpwTK
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」898Please respect copyright.PENANAWLJQkzv1i0
898Please respect copyright.PENANAGBzbSuAJTD
我個樣似好開心咩?898Please respect copyright.PENANAghJyn8ehHS
898Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Jpro3rZm
「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。898Please respect copyright.PENANAb3Fn9gGBUs
898Please respect copyright.PENANAGv0aP7pLSv
「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」898Please respect copyright.PENANAIjb3crhOJ4
898Please respect copyright.PENANAGu50qra8RI
「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。898Please respect copyright.PENANA0u47fNbslf
898Please respect copyright.PENANAsmjETsgb8f
但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。898Please respect copyright.PENANAQxkAaBoa8y
898Please respect copyright.PENANAPmBycdyqvO
「上次個哥哥?」898Please respect copyright.PENANAfMvxwAXaii
898Please respect copyright.PENANAM3xSoCP5gu
「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。898Please respect copyright.PENANA4CfUarPmwJ
898Please respect copyright.PENANAEZKNoKEXGn
「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」898Please respect copyright.PENANABbeUaZNc5a
898Please respect copyright.PENANAEsEUvCVQGJ
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。898Please respect copyright.PENANAEyAsoefMur
898Please respect copyright.PENANAtXqKQuPTWN
越黎越過份喇你...898Please respect copyright.PENANAOpijBWJnO1
898Please respect copyright.PENANAAIVNzIeCgr
姓趙嘅。898Please respect copyright.PENANALoNMj48OgW
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。898Please respect copyright.PENANAHxNLJ79WOT
898Please respect copyright.PENANAHIgLYHSUBJ
「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。898Please respect copyright.PENANAuNk18ZQG0M
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898Please respect copyright.PENANAaEVltDfxqW
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。898Please respect copyright.PENANA7zLcY8D0RG
898Please respect copyright.PENANAkVPuMnL7mZ
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。898Please respect copyright.PENANAzAvLAqTMEW
898Please respect copyright.PENANA9Si1dBhEFn
點解呢?898Please respect copyright.PENANADZowiBQzWv
898Please respect copyright.PENANAGHkOAj3ED4
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」898Please respect copyright.PENANAnFsa9ph64R
898Please respect copyright.PENANAAUGJNVlYKF
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」898Please respect copyright.PENANALGseRRUCl9
898Please respect copyright.PENANAdJIif8a8jh
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。898Please respect copyright.PENANAfiruRLANfQ
898Please respect copyright.PENANAiiRcbQu73H
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。898Please respect copyright.PENANAYMpzkRS6RU
898Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Ta7kc0YD
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。898Please respect copyright.PENANAxvxx2sEC6h
898Please respect copyright.PENANAqn6wVGwNXz
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。898Please respect copyright.PENANAyJHLvg13pW
898Please respect copyright.PENANAQx1sy5Z1KX
其實我都知道點解。898Please respect copyright.PENANAyNXeCNU0SL
898Please respect copyright.PENANAieMFwplqeE
可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。898Please respect copyright.PENANA8YuxZ7JqKE
898Please respect copyright.PENANA3A92C5mvcH
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。898Please respect copyright.PENANAybfCTqdQ15
898Please respect copyright.PENANAwRk7wASgQe
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。898Please respect copyright.PENANAPA46BAKwqJ
898Please respect copyright.PENANAAhVAOAYaS4
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!898Please respect copyright.PENANAcCp8BrCaC1
898Please respect copyright.PENANAWNAoTKLIgt
nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?898Please respect copyright.PENANANHFbsHHbAi
898Please respect copyright.PENANAiS5ph5sdKr
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?898Please respect copyright.PENANAc2GTLpFJxE
898Please respect copyright.PENANA3UB914vNhm
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。898Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1TZbqTqwA
898Please respect copyright.PENANAZmLHa9diWw
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。898Please respect copyright.PENANAHyT2EYHb4F
898Please respect copyright.PENANAEasW6xaIcT
nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~898Please respect copyright.PENANAa4dEiYHhKw
898Please respect copyright.PENANAUse6UMzbn9
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!898Please respect copyright.PENANAPEkUFldw8d
898Please respect copyright.PENANAfavFWjMmfA
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!898Please respect copyright.PENANA8xXSuWHgov
898Please respect copyright.PENANArJisXvfe3H
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。898Please respect copyright.PENANAmF5su7OhWI
898Please respect copyright.PENANAL5u0q264cO
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。898Please respect copyright.PENANAws1s3DwxM5
898Please respect copyright.PENANAkShHCwk5LN
898Please respect copyright.PENANAz3N1ARbxmR
898Please respect copyright.PENANAOZsl7IRzFT
tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!898Please respect copyright.PENANAy1Jm2VnSBv
898Please respect copyright.PENANABDqJIKznHg
呢個人真係唔識情趣。898Please respect copyright.PENANAFXofMRkiwO
898Please respect copyright.PENANA5SHntf3bph
tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。898Please respect copyright.PENANAlfboRv9JSz
898Please respect copyright.PENANAv7NLHFYS78
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。898Please respect copyright.PENANAfxJdzQWXie
898Please respect copyright.PENANAHGkNupMF8u
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。898Please respect copyright.PENANA9qoFy0NMaP
898Please respect copyright.PENANAJGKzXbxrxf
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。898Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3TxVeglu9
898Please respect copyright.PENANAPBOx6LCOWu
nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!898Please respect copyright.PENANA818KExRoxm
898Please respect copyright.PENANAriG1AblrVF
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。898Please respect copyright.PENANAedorJA0ZQh
898Please respect copyright.PENANAEuPjswBrsO
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!898Please respect copyright.PENANACPi7I7aNoL
898Please respect copyright.PENANAOsLE2RYBX0
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。898Please respect copyright.PENANA328Z38naIl
898Please respect copyright.PENANAqETlTByVps
tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。898Please respect copyright.PENANAldQzLFoFf0
898Please respect copyright.PENANAcdCKfpQZ24
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。898Please respect copyright.PENANAT4UahEiJJK
898Please respect copyright.PENANAkQNdNINzwz
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!898Please respect copyright.PENANAiKZhTFeDmo
898Please respect copyright.PENANA6fNPe8hAHk
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!898Please respect copyright.PENANAhgflKkqSV3
898Please respect copyright.PENANA1PE02r4b9P
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。898Please respect copyright.PENANAEV1CxhT6hA
898Please respect copyright.PENANA19iphfagn7
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———898Please respect copyright.PENANAjfB00FKOLh
898Please respect copyright.PENANAUKdmftYtn1
tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!898Please respect copyright.PENANAdYc5jt7h4n
898Please respect copyright.PENANAEPI4JOd0A1
nooneremember:係係係~係到。898Please respect copyright.PENANAePvbsYnXRo
898Please respect copyright.PENANAvRTi9ziB7j
nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。898Please respect copyright.PENANA8DLPTwewJi
898Please respect copyright.PENANAKHrrNNJKYX
tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!898Please respect copyright.PENANA7tcu6dM8Yb
898Please respect copyright.PENANA7HFRW5wPuU
nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。898Please respect copyright.PENANAe6icAbDZYq
898Please respect copyright.PENANACc5XT1qoKC
然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。898Please respect copyright.PENANAlOY1mRxcRC
898Please respect copyright.PENANAxCBn0sHJ16
我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。898Please respect copyright.PENANAGPDAJR5bsK
898Please respect copyright.PENANAMzEPffeKWL
係愛阿?定係責任呢?898Please respect copyright.PENANAfu3JLLDhph
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。898Please respect copyright.PENANAzTqqC0Gp3n
898Please respect copyright.PENANALJBQZGYfUF
口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——898Please respect copyright.PENANAmlGK2RRdYf
898Please respect copyright.PENANAuVH0ydS7Vw
百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。