時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcw6byeeO8
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8ldCDMqCi
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來了，他們來了——！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgv43QBmva
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唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBftwyBvw3
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLHBksscwg
「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7v7gp3RA5
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXfn2Kjwfb
我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRJTXN3aTC
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCzOuCHJGd
阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEs6srwQ7E
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaNA6QLgBP
我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKV1sCLHRN
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds7EEGYWVq
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJwBLyeqap
「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlak8WKSB1d
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbvB740T10
「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXYfDWCgdW
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNfeIb2bWQ
「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzkwjD6nzp
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzfXA9Ukdb
好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBmQ1hhtBF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ9I8tjOML
「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDfMU1nsrS
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GmBvumLWA
「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNGKCFd7b4
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiwqacyWnm
「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv46NXbV8Y
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxmoJDedyg
深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpLlnBLCtj
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpF5QmK1j3
「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnz9AGMrHJ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVz2bfwB5R
「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aueGwO4wO
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz2Y9Dl8Ru
不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfng5p6tV0X
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpTHHyARvQ
阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tNkP4SGjO
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnoP4yaluF
「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv6P84rQtc
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPwHQXjcCS
「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5iu8pouz2
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpT2lUJlch
「唔———唔錯呀！」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVDFJYdgiF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2wHxgFFeq
我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkf7rTz9C7
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOEh2KQyWq
「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZI3BrUBVw
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAbokeNO1Z
大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdxkvmxdNB
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0peMUliGZW
阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAXf1VNv2t
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRNWQvnTcS
但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDLJE1MeSa
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtDrFEuS20
雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhJS8FgEEb
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHt9eHEO73
#搏盡無悔870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOl0v0lU8c
#第十六屆 870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsTxqnrfBL
#yolo870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgcerzo20i
#有你班宿友真好870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWDUfq0YqH
#馬料水車神870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIquQCePaAx
#今晚不醉無歸870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nDlIqX4Zq
#深圳870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf7cMJb8KY
#family 870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsEUgOmJmr
#trip870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcz1u87NZO
#brosssss870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sPhyMMtEg
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy30VILZkQ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokwGx8oMLV
阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKxfwAwVxy
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvErV8ZpJqM
「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom5BmV6tkB
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHAlGTsqZM
「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YW8NNHbT7
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CXAEd8get
雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTDjGpd9Es
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBz2JCMQ49
呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOREfPAmNFF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLqOQUWqAw
唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGvjRSbMea
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kIbzgAoSY
而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw9BWWRzSK
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQJWlDX0b3
呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yEMRNaYil
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aNySP9FMm
居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcA8MOiFmc
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3XGxusX24
而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UstLwTrnM
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv5dEXOicD
而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqta6CbBoMZ
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2KVzN3VPC
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ab0iw96AJ
「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAD7F76cm1
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Tl1IDEE6
我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6kImbj5YJ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs0uRQDkNu
我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP585kMRf8p
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCWIEEpLyV
「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFuGVQ5QPp
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdtNq3i3tp
我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEho5uJdTJ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSU2fJgj8t
由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6HCrFWE17
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfo9idaGi6
「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3UL5hXi7A
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ztIoACrFv
「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEXle4C6BC
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66JJLFbTVP
「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a0cy9zjbs
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHj3ySX0Wn
果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16SEfypzFp
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAZ0EET9TE
「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDradbKraI1
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ARwEq1qH1
記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIe2bXOeCZ
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO2z1QVsYY
「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZtUjJ2fSF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgKQtMLW20
「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG9oBoWObD
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2NpTx2G9j
「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NFGWj0nCB
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDJwSvSQwf
「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOC73LQHzi
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgDT0CFOhU
閘住！閘住！！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwYhVqn1T2
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrICT87tQOC
我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2gF2RHpjj
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1Kd4HWa8m
「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCLpjMTt9F
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzHAFTsChJ
呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50kCVDj2s0
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26YrgkVbN1
而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97aIJzTlVp
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbCE1dBPwF
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrinDQmSlR
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf2sbO8B5n
「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMeVHsOaFm
870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uCTW2z7fN
「唔係呀，因為曹永廉呀。」阿均都頂唔順直接幫你解畫。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUym2yiXyR
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「曹永廉？」Tiffany諗左次，然後好似陷入沉思。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobiI80866L
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENboHts8Sw
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多謝當初諗出呢條白痴題目既巴打！我唔洗使出烏龜聽笑話呢一招已經令到Tiffany展現出笑容真係太好喇。870Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus5ar9NyON
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