醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。531Please respect copyright.PENANAVcweUHEsv1
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣,番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFaxpaOjlCl
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因為冇人會黎拜年,所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒,但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛?531Please respect copyright.PENANA21YRlYduzb
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當我出到廳時,正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方,兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。531Please respect copyright.PENANA5cKK3bZb6m
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁,突然起身行黎我身邊,將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。531Please respect copyright.PENANAadFM88exOh
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喂,大佬我未刷牙洗面,你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀?531Please respect copyright.PENANADpLD38xrey
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吊頸都要透氣架!531Please respect copyright.PENANACfqcA9FRNC
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路,佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。531Please respect copyright.PENANAU0B040p8D7
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道:「仔...你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事?」531Please respect copyright.PENANASJ4gU4J8uo
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!???531Please respect copyright.PENANANpYEXincJN
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左,小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇,係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡?531Please respect copyright.PENANAoNiep0u9Ml
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野?531Please respect copyright.PENANApCQPVkuaG7
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時,只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。531Please respect copyright.PENANAWc0wLWS0vY
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany,上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。531Please respect copyright.PENANAWU2cEKjXpV
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「阿仔,有咩唔怕同我地講?其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅,正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。531Please respect copyright.PENANALhLCIsl59F
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢,你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會,老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFXPk82tws4
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛,記住佢大聲你就細聲,佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。531Please respect copyright.PENANAi7UsegsQ7w
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「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架,一句唔夠呢就兩句,兩句唔夠呢就三句,認死狗總係比分手好,記住成大事者不拘小節!」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。531Please respect copyright.PENANAow75Z8esCd
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「等陣先!邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架!」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆,睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。531Please respect copyright.PENANAhZMhv3hSll
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood,然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。531Please respect copyright.PENANAbkVoRXWlff
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「利是都退番黎呀仔!即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣,你仲想呃我地咩!」媽子有啲嬲,但更多嘅係擔心我。531Please respect copyright.PENANApeoEU6hsLf
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAntMojvDVwA
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。531Please respect copyright.PENANAYSPntlLePp
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「唉,拎黎俾我喇!」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。531Please respect copyright.PENANA0CnhR8DRQS
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「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年,咁你地唔洗驚喇?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAh1UghglG3l
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「真係會黎...?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAG5QoB0IStH
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「係呀,呃你做乜呢我?陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉!唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇,我去刷牙洗面先,一陣仲要去接佢!」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道,然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。531Please respect copyright.PENANAxag1I4WvNB
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分,我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。531Please respect copyright.PENANAX2jQd0PXvj
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只見幾分鐘後,一道倩影已經出現係不遠處,Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。531Please respect copyright.PENANA0dlASA6SCK
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Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同,雖然依舊都係行清純路條,今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮,著嘅係一條連身裙,令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。531Please respect copyright.PENANAEBLylC3Hpl
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「做乜望到唔識打招呼!」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。531Please respect copyright.PENANAt9RkGmq0y0
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「因為...你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAk3f20Dxtg4
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教練,直球!!!直球!!!531Please respect copyright.PENANAyuCwnMyys3
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「口甜舌滑!」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFix2ZEVfo2
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好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。531Please respect copyright.PENANAfHizmgpSkO
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咕———531Please respect copyright.PENANAATLfhfhM65
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰,呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。531Please respect copyright.PENANAU46RJDVcwd
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「你肚餓呀?」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。531Please respect copyright.PENANAFXZVrcBCtz
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「未食午飯呀嘛...」531Please respect copyright.PENANA3az6X1SJ9O
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「緊係喇你,睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」531Please respect copyright.PENANAgG4xDosR9W
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「唉,你點知架?」唔通佢識讀心?531Please respect copyright.PENANACS29cXcp5w
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「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道,好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。531Please respect copyright.PENANAzR5kWCKhUK
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「乜你一直留意住架?」531Please respect copyright.PENANA8kdLLc6q2S
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「係呀!廢事俾你放飛機咋!」Tiffany不甘示弱道。531Please respect copyright.PENANAn6VBG9kWRj
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我內心滿足一笑,只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人,其實都已經足夠喇。531Please respect copyright.PENANA2FmrLj9zmb
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「行喇,搵食野喇,唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀!一陣三點仲要上去拜年!」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急,拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。531Please respect copyright.PENANAARwnRJkoub
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「收到,不過你知有咩食咩?」531Please respect copyright.PENANAKLrqzUKiqQ
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「呃...好似又係啵。」對比起我,其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。531Please respect copyright.PENANAF1beWelPSb
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「等我帶路喇,帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇!」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手,兩個人往住C出口移動過去。531Please respect copyright.PENANAJZzbNakVXq
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「呢到就係美國佬野?」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。531Please respect copyright.PENANA8msjKrT9ar
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「係呀,老麥緊係美國佬野,你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀?正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥,以前都食得唔少。531Please respect copyright.PENANARQmheYxHQm
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初二成條街咩舖都冇開,所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。531Please respect copyright.PENANAyu3bq7Srp2
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講!仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道,但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿,仲有幾分笑意。531Please respect copyright.PENANAGGPQ6iHNpM
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「邊個話老麥冇甜品食?新地筒啱唔啱?」我問道。531Please respect copyright.PENANAHE85FsTKIW
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佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好,女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯,男人係冇咁易會明白到。531Please respect copyright.PENANAlj5O7wFRCd
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「士多啤梨新地?朱古力新地?」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢,有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。531Please respect copyright.PENANAxZGcBhDCdy
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「我大你一個黑旋風!!!」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。531Please respect copyright.PENANA4nkyX4h4lU
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「我要麥旋風!」531Please respect copyright.PENANAI1D9WmIzbY
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魅力沒法擋~531Please respect copyright.PENANAFMNeVS0LMg
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「唉,你又明黑旋風個gag嘅?」我問道。531Please respect copyright.PENANAd7EHgxbogh
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭,好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣,等緊我去讚佢叻女。531Please respect copyright.PENANApOIr6vuCJs
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」531Please respect copyright.PENANABKx7VDSqRn
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係!」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得,連個雪糕都比你出色。531Please respect copyright.PENANAuKY1yRuDob
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就係咁,我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風,然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。531Please respect copyright.PENANAz07CbydPNL
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯,可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。531Please respect copyright.PENANAM12DxXbu7T
食過老麥後,我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。531Please respect copyright.PENANAemqJ3MJGyd
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新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁,唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵,而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。531Please respect copyright.PENANApNAOwjRnyV
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兵仔追女神,無事獻殷勤。531Please respect copyright.PENANAb1HHQBIVvW
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。531Please respect copyright.PENANAuxXJm2El2u
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣,訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門,迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時,佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。531Please respect copyright.PENANA3MWeQPPJO9
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法,個門較會好易壞架?531Please respect copyright.PENANAI5gQ93FnJC
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光,但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步,每個住客訪客一行入去,佢就已經上前再拖兩拖,要確保地面無任何嘅污漬,做到一絲不苟。531Please respect copyright.PENANAYro3VdF833
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而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我,佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水,糾結近唔近親嘅問題。531Please respect copyright.PENANAoYuAtXBKpf
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時,時間都仲尚早,望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分,距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。531Please respect copyright.PENANAHI0RRgO57h
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa,佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽,車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。531Please respect copyright.PENANAbf4j2iXsLa
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀?有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。531Please respect copyright.PENANAQB0y9cwLID
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俗語都有話,家有一老,如有一寶,古人誠不欺我!531Please respect copyright.PENANAo4lwPPjISS
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好多時啲野係失去之後,我地先會識得珍惜。531Please respect copyright.PENANApNdGbWMYl0
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候,我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。531Please respect copyright.PENANAlG10VwGbbz
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貓貓阿豆訓著左,阿茵正係到沖涼,所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。531Please respect copyright.PENANA9WhbTl7657
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子,我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。531Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ5xopfmbJ
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下?531Please respect copyright.PENANAf1aohQiiIW
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打啤?531Please respect copyright.PENANA3PkTOrwnMt
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。531Please respect copyright.PENANAZRs080INGd
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算喇,都係咪搞喇,我感覺到自己唔多旺,玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。531Please respect copyright.PENANAnz5cAb9EtV
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呢個時候,我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。531Please respect copyright.PENANAuFufvG3UHi
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或者,我地可以一齊打下機?531Please respect copyright.PENANA0FMEOQwblh
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人,呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀...531Please respect copyright.PENANAZS6KTn8MPh
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係猶豫嘅時候,我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。531Please respect copyright.PENANAV5iGpLyymv
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係啵,仲有你!531Please respect copyright.PENANAl63WrA9WHQ