醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cyFlojlTX
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDWKawJ2Kv
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNo6ETay4e
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S5qJDzXhY
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mvm1cywQo
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsJwJ1uECg
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sqc2mkzZB
吊頸都要透氣架！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HJ1S4FnaX
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y4842pryF
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOMvNRcf59
只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5N3DiEwHu
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw62WZC7RJP
！？？？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddTKwqpmY1
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSpVrqRG8G
唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS1dWHEgdR
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO4jYhI6dt
或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1ZaLxw4d4
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bvWJvm7Sq
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bDofvjXTm
係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ900kds6uJh
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r0yz63tw7
「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfslg77imH
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdyPIHmf8T
「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo4WRKQU4b
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZQLZ3UoIZ
「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXbNBLseGA
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg4zQEQeWO
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAi73dBH96R
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tY8iTolw1
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL9RbJo74h
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpUihvzrxK
我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ux1IFIbdG
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN6lwEIQiI
「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAYP0h21WA
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5ECGSXwue
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G3vWpPi5L
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JRnVUAJD8
佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnOLPKmW3b
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXMRIX8La1
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGRMbFRsEv
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSZxbl3Cxx
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBH2v5RbB6
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3ghgRGCgd
「真係會黎．．．？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusN2FXlBSf
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2S8TIrKNn
「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLVaydQfd2
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB1CqoR3PZ
順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiyFovmE1w
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinYLDo498s
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbUnhHMyzm
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGjSDuEv1n
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wP6nJZzrl
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkpO64ipvz
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkjGRRhtzs
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS9zkEkBJx
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pKAhTPmnl
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKCoVmPI9J
教練，直球！！！直球！！！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo9fLvzTDv
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ab3taDGrO
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ofBgy7vZ9
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9x3OEOnl5
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIJJEqgXKH
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAFfyAKHeY
咕———708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqX9yOW1ML
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu4DHLJJa8
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1rjpGjpPH
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyABZccyVZ
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvjgNwiGDj
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOejad2OJzl
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim5wZ4Gr4R
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT5wLEkklE
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedLQy7xTca
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLUNjxi9Zm
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesgKkdNCRj
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuavwDVvhUk
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV2aFCUYbF
「乜你一直留意住架？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7T3fQVNfC
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhtTRfmiAP
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdnG5XETdn
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXO4TiEzlS
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E0azkuQsF
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzKwHPOJ0V
「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6M7uYlnmN
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYErWdQIoT
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF94WKmDB4p
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVt1GpNlFj
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEawlUr56Uh
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduuBQU0tZP
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZkYLuXT9P
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISzBx0qCAq
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q2qSDAXtS
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI4GcLxmNB
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SHbpd8YLY
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWg6pifMcn
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKckk1YeBH
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a7wNViYvf
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZiNISfaQQ
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq69X38oyr
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2SgUKbUqu
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfgk44QCPR
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRB4w0rtPp
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMWNcGNBFC
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKNDDyt9YK
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF6amjlRfD
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ275zZKR3Qs
「我要麥旋風！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5fdsUrp3r
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NYrKzoqQv
魅力沒法擋～708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmZnhempWg
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUId4PfuQy8
「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8JVYU0cYA
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mPObW6xXd
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WjAY5aOSK
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHG8HNoAwU
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJeyTtV8Ql
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgQHlQDsfE
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDRLHlIdNP
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzqiWDhvwj
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMm9nuWtw4
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKfLzLKfnb
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeSNPRRKF4
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbxRefAOPM
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjLhawjlNk
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndSwQzsw5M
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsey96HSfx4
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0uUUPscpw
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpfhrGrlCp
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMebheneyez
保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHRhDFLOpL
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFURX1xC2Ae
保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYTqPcNT1p
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOdgBxV64W
而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FmXLBn05m
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaI1hq9z00
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax1t4zFiSd
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizOXg950Mq
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcnPDa8Os8
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnrb7OnNYe
阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVoVYV4IHf
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWcw8wzr8f
其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YtZiDkBzY
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZfyroqDYa
俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKxpv0fwWy
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqGDnb3mSD
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH8xWJ5xg4
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuxOEUYwJK
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgmZIQ3nEP
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkcueP2aSG
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUxeZeiXOk
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPgPJh9Dx7
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBf6Yspetb
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnNkfi0E1G
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN2sCLwSQM
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzhbnHv2Mh
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