醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48bnDM5Wkj
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHUDJM2xaC
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWy0YNfKyoQ
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBs4z8V2tZ
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pq8cDKmcJ
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyPwzbmnvY
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吊頸都要透氣架！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjypEs5s0H
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw2mg9Ye18
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlMNemkYIA
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！？？？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrD7IsbTZM
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ395uvgaJon
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqCXO9eDEi
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmlcrhnyvH
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZa3XkDEkY
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「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFU7cfWgpz
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bSZbJzzLv
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxLyYnUFjP
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnQa2JbqxX
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVWAo9NP86
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「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2j1EtJblX
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMJWn8EWkA
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「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97tUN1dL0b
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT1iXFpmAG
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjigXaDiI89
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「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY2PSh7yFp
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HJf9fbyGW
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKuFkpnJyi
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「真係會黎．．．？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdOYPeaGKM
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「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO1OFdG7re
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9AzW5l8zP
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只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMmgJyj3hE
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas7A29biN0
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbznkG4U74
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「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc1uFEFWw0
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「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPk1v32r04
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教練，直球！！！直球！！！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX8ZuCMBrg
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「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7QIuybvFE
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lgdxTzY6B
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjIg0qoMJe
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咕———973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfWiu06gkK
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjqeDsKudB
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「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gX4kDxfdd
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「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKR00aXgpE
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「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUrJt9OCWP
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「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOyhvYsaNd
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「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1bEQTxhgI
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「乜你一直留意住架？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAGvzfl5cM
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「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G8KjP0vZ8
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbN0hJC6Te
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SDa8LXmNk
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「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKbwJQMfLA
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「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0qt1Wz5v9
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDcemXgcfV
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNXp9VUe6P
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzzhT1pLjK
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLvn7UOTYi
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAClVcsCvz
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKOXWwHG5N
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOulgwTkhd
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初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjsGIec8WO
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K1Uh3LCCr
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4E54Af8FA
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35XtwP4d9S
973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUovrQnyxxc
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkxA2gJ2Hy
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「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgEyadoh4J
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「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU86td7yhN
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「我要麥旋風！」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pxuC4eX4Z
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魅力沒法擋～973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZHcWDMWmf
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「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcbFlhbwqd
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY73wAIrAEw
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUg8w9Vxba
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusro5hyihO
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就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKpqX2FFX9
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOs6PLG0YV
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkTYwMGQmh
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新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsd2jp4Or9
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兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpytfizmsmO
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vgKKD8Zns
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGVTxdiXx9
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsqyhj6iCs
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM58xWOYcx
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而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PSkGSzk60
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqccwCy8jSU
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMlegFJQs0
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVrz2pUWqD
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俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWyGGCbr55
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGKhQPUd9f
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkaff1QBMt
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyjqN1zFxl
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25hy8NwDzT
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqfGbjlfEv
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打啤？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG9izeTgd2
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M41LgKZpu
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ2FkVPVfa
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKFZJmmkYE
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S82tKuxC0
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYEoi3ug1M
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWEmj1Ys9Q
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係啵，仲有你！973Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEsu668By8
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