醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLeKOJ95be
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQyydmSVRj
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WctfAWSW0
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU4yA5GmP6
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIpbrcOFP7
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiCXHfhyHs
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吊頸都要透氣架！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxwjub4eUn
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRjymHXWBp
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDWrYrj8Qr
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！？？？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV0yODuuwO
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pj5wGZ8d6
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0NJ2Y6AtM
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG0mjJjQAi
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg0K659MFy
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「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQu0urBtIg
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBBRNlUJqs
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qlG3SI1YB
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19EJv99S7E
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaU2C19qfz
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLbjOJ5D9s
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1k0CJNovs
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYxyXvkWlF
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzTihOe38t
「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT5y0XrGo9
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pXB4vf4Sd
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDVm2Me5JE
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXICu5OR5rg
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pR3v6zcE7
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvgsntlUK5
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnRJaJA5TM
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhfgSB16gj
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLNqcOUkxl
「真係會黎．．．？」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsNBVqfFqN
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「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5KccSYgOn
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI2wXcZuh9
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM6AOPTgAq
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh24HSPQ2KE
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lV94ghumJ
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPO36H8uQo
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XUtDsJiVD
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlilB0hpDxK
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnEFBsgSa6
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKLoFEZfvG
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlisoAHa3xr
教練，直球！！！直球！！！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztLYCzsKcw
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeLjbXGrbZ
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbK1FI8PZZ
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGupTuZlPv
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DGxTmFyWk
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咕———972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sZ0xDd9iI
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxENiDPIkKL
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdQNzH2Zde
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzjxzFktQk
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhPi3CMSrB
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu66hI3nipn
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUBI78zTUO
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawblvdLTbM
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59UZk1WNnY
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonSNNpxKMX
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlpaLIR7w1
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmJhNyENc0
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OonM1HguS
「乜你一直留意住架？」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWNULdVATJ
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPr6eWAXYG
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuaY4e00Jj
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoamtRDBqs
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaNdARym4v
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「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUovEkcEK3
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm37LLDYTD
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN3soUKs5D
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdEej5xMbL
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWUlkbEXzK
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41FkQhzag8
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4tDB1ZB9L
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq98QkQYJod
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0tXfJRMYi
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUdJtOq4vL
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrcbljLbR3
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY5unbEiWR
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2fTN4mizM
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYZZY53Nml
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJUevrXrJg
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboBGoV59pH
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF6akeLQyv
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9a6THPz7D
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPm5SE0Spz
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxI4o2fVgn
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0B7z2FhZW
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5I2sBe1VO
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDNdNkpqQd
「我要麥旋風！」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlshxhbSKGG
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魅力沒法擋～972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyylnxdHTp
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「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqYNjbWFR6
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid0piYJxdi
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUP9UD0Rfg
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal7La5Zzis
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUBC1NvfGb
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHyZjzYQkG
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNh9Jm8rki
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw1TvkYMfG
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEs1s9bqdY
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPawzSKE5J0
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4FNtexx7L
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyvdu0qJPJ
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkyxpV0i37
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TgPLXoaL9
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhe3VY24s0
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMikqw3vmWs
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4nQQ6BxCy
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCtxFxoJyJ
保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVLhCmy8BS
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyerDD5cIyo
保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDULRE56CD9
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Bp0ifwuwi
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BgLkt1Kcw
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx9Z85ln8R
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwpOdprgSZ
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3khS9AW3s
972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdoKkz4Dg5
阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCaLZoLpzk
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraXrLtV0Vd
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俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf0aTswWgR
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VXtpnK4FG
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS86cdJ8Nw
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFEoBJNW8R
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwsNAT1X1X
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT7QSek35s
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打啤？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELL3nxVAmZ
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoNAIITJDJ
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlug4L4zGFz
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oBnpEs885
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BMqCAlov3
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7bhmEG8T2
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Cted4VDH
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係啵，仲有你！972Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01wVgh2cpN
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