兩家人飲茶食飯間閒談幾句,時間就過左去,大家食飽飲夠後就咁離開左仲係好擠逼嘅茶樓。714Please respect copyright.PENANAt2eHRQmef5
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因為時間尚早,所以信佛嘅媽子同埋姑姐都決定去拜一拜求個安心,保個平安,因此我地兩家人都冇得走甩,要跟住兩位大女人出發去到黃大仙。714Please respect copyright.PENANAOCDyE0ldxT
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媽子聽左玲玲姐嘅神算之後知道今年我豬年犯太歲,更加係千叮囑萬提醒,要我一陣唔好尻流流,就係我係唔信任何宗教,但係都要懷住呢乒「敬鬼神」嘅心去參拜,唔準將呢啲野當係玩意。714Please respect copyright.PENANAYaksi04PmZ
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黎到黃大仙廟後,媽子同姑姐例牌自己跑左去搞拜祭嘅野,而表姐表妹兩個人都跟住一齊去要上多柱香。女人嘛,唔知點解就係會迷信少少。714Please respect copyright.PENANA2wE1QSUbx7
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而老豆同姨丈兩個人就企左係到吹水,傾下家陣個市道同埋香港各種政策嘅問題,完全冇位俾我插把口,因此我選擇左一條友尻行下算。714Please respect copyright.PENANAvAJ1z5WYeW
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今日嘅黃大仙廟除左人山人海之外,都唔會有其他形容詞可以形容到係點樣,好多人拎住風車同寶貼係我面前行過,虔誠嘅信徒們根本就唔會怕人逼人嘅情況,只要可以上到柱香,佢地理得你地三七廿一,點搏殺都要向前衝去,因此我打消左深入內部嘅諗法,選擇係外圍冇咩人嘅地方行下。714Please respect copyright.PENANAnrl1IdObfX
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呢個時候,我突然停低左腳步,俾一檔算命檔口吸引左。714Please respect copyright.PENANAljfFwkct7x
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人地檔檔算命檔都打扮得靚靚仔仔,但呢檔野就有些少頹廢得濟,仲要位置又偏又細,因此都冇咩人。而佢樹住個枝旗更加頂引,令到呢檔野就好似漆黑中嘅螢火蟲一樣咁奪目,同時又因為呢句野幫佢趕走左唔少客人。714Please respect copyright.PENANARlbRFJIUH6
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「香港神算,只此兼職一天」
我慢慢走近呢個奇怪嘅檔位,只見嗰隨坐左個睇落唔會比我大好多嘅年青人,著住一套普通嘅休閒計動裝,約莫廿七八左右。714Please respect copyright.PENANASkAkZ7riK6
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佢生得比我仲要高大,個樣唔可以話好俊俏,但係有一種好陽剛嘅氣息,十足十以往做戲入面嘅大俠咁款,劍眉星目,而最引人注目嘅地方唔係佢嘅面相,而係佢個頭。714Please respect copyright.PENANAxHUHuCVTwA
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光頭。714Please respect copyright.PENANAGjgPLtzOHU
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道教廟出面有個和尚???714Please respect copyright.PENANABWenOu9mB2
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「先生先生,埋黎坐埋黎坐!!!」見到難得嘅客人,佢好興奮咁起身將我拉埋去。714Please respect copyright.PENANAeKGjRyQtUz
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「呃...我只係睇...睇下架咋。」714Please respect copyright.PENANAR1h2gEFHi9
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「啱呀,緊係要睇喇!唔睇嘅話又點可以算到你命呢?」714Please respect copyright.PENANAbYgw3FyMOY
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「唔係,我嘅意思係我只係睇下咋。」見到佢興致勃勃嘅樣,我有啲唔好意思,但都係要道出事實。714Please respect copyright.PENANAesZrQwkDJ1
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「得喇,我睇咩都得嘅!可以睇臉相、手相、八字喇,總知可以睇嘅我都差唔多識哂架喇!」714Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bsd29GLX4
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「唔係,我嘅意思係我只係落過睇下咋!」我解釋道。714Please respect copyright.PENANA6AkF5HCdlb
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「咪咁掃興喇,難得一次黎到,唔係唔算就走呀?」佢嘅口吻有幾分似戒毒廣告入面引人吸毒嘅痴線佬。714Please respect copyright.PENANAlUmYkicIaH
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「啲人成日講人算不如天算,計我話就緊係人定勝天喇!!!」唔知解我感覺到呢個光頭哥身上有住股即刻駁咀嘅氣息係到,我嘅理智話我知,見到呢條友真係好即刻走。714Please respect copyright.PENANAMtFaGxZp06
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見到我猶豫嘅臉色,佢突然加多句:「拿見你係今日第一個客,我俾個五折你,三舊水就得!」714Please respect copyright.PENANANNE7oyqLY6
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屌,三舊水夠我課多pack金喇,我射落海都唔射俾你個痴線佬喇!714Please respect copyright.PENANAVF1Onp5SPz
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見到我想走開,佢又扯住我講道:「我怕左你!兩舊水,好嗎?新年第一日,大家和和氣氣呀,俾我做到單生意都好掛?」714Please respect copyright.PENANAdTnov89OMG
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「但係,我真係唔多需要啵!」我企硬立場,就算係班健身推銷狗都冇令到我屈服,更何況係你呢個睇相佬!714Please respect copyright.PENANAQEykDCGntH
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「拿,風水佬就呃你十年八年嘅!但我睇相佬就唔同,誠實過食左誠實豆沙包,你睇下有冇人講過睇相佬呃你十年八年呀?」光頭哥又開始自己嘅9up之道。714Please respect copyright.PENANAnikDSjALyQ
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屌,咪係啲玄學撚,有分別咩?714Please respect copyright.PENANABgCL71rKfq
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「但係...」正當我想駁停佢時,光頭哥已經搭住我隻手行去佢檔野到坐低。714Please respect copyright.PENANAUDFHRx53hX
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「但咩係呀,拿!我見小兄弟你我有緣,咁多檔野你唔行埋去只係行埋黎我呢到,證明你係行家,識貨。」唔知點解光頭哥力大無窮,夾生將我扯去佢檔野到,但係又唔會拉得我隻手痛。714Please respect copyright.PENANAxEzEMdkuNo
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「你知唔知咩叫識英雄重英雄?家陣我當你係好朋友,真係跳樓大特賣喇,一舊水喇,好冇!」唔知點解,呢位光頭哥好似好有需要做到一個客人咁樣。714Please respect copyright.PENANAmnKgP9OLdB
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屌,你捉尻住我隻手唔俾我走,我要點樣講no姐?714Please respect copyright.PENANAIWRpnDfT2f
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「好喇...」我就咁樣俾人半強逼式下黎到檔口坐低。714Please respect copyright.PENANA6YKhynNzOw
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算喇,當俾一舊水係新正頭買個平安快樂,俾錢你個光頭道士食餐飯。714Please respect copyright.PENANALphSfG9Cqv
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「係喇,未請教小兄弟你高姓大名?」突然間光頭哥畫風轉得好快,個樣變到好正經。714Please respect copyright.PENANA0WBJs223G2
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「問者先答!」但係因為啱先佢尻得濟,唔知點解我更係冇辦法當佢係一個真正嘅算命師傅。對住呢個神棍,我決定要拎番個氣勢番黎,就算俾人當水魚,我都要水得開開心心,拎個彩數!714Please respect copyright.PENANAgcUNpsVaOk
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佢用好似見到小學雞嘅眼神望住我。714Please respect copyright.PENANAWoMN7P1voO
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「我?」光頭哥坐係我嘅對面,唔知點解我感覺到佢嘅氣場好似有啲唔同左咁。714Please respect copyright.PENANAgwGsqlFzcI
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「本人行不更名,坐不改姓。」714Please respect copyright.PENANAJTYt6SRTwC
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「陳太一。」714Please respect copyright.PENANAXR4pAS6CNN
「陳太一?」聽到對方報上名來,我腦海中即刻將對方同埋某個動畫角色聯想埋一齊,兩個人嘅影子重疊埋一齊。714Please respect copyright.PENANA3G25klZFOs
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我係腦海中見證住童年破滅嘅一瞬間,太一點解你大個之後會直頭禿埋頭?714Please respect copyright.PENANAaGaWjhHpIU
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正當我想問下陳生,佢到底係咪俾選中嘅細路時,對方好似已經知道我準備講咩。714Please respect copyright.PENANAAwFZpr2tmI
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「屌你,我唔識亞古獸,都冇去過數碼世界呀!」佢搶先一步答道。714Please respect copyright.PENANAnFwWQnTg7t
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唉,仲諗住同佢乞番個勇氣徽章,等自己可以有番啲膽量去面對面前嘅所有問題。714Please respect copyright.PENANAr6lkJM459U
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「拿,其實我地算命佬都有自己嘅準則,你唔好再尻嗡浪費大家時間,阻住其他客人黎睇相嘛,你到底叫咩名?」太一面皮極厚,啱先仲係到死𦧲我黎幫襯,家陣相都未睇,錢都未袋穩,一見我坐定左就已經開始把炮起黎。714Please respect copyright.PENANATxZgOrJMT4
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人地都叫打完齋唔要和尚,你家陣齋都未打,居然已經識得也文也武。714Please respect copyright.PENANAF0lh2pfipJ
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「畢寄明。」我雖然心入面係到媽叉緊佢,但係都係老實作答。714Please respect copyright.PENANAB95yZfddBI
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「生辰八字呢?」714Please respect copyright.PENANAUkvmESSrdv
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「呃...」我係紙上寫得自己生日定埋出世日子,錢都俾左喇,唔差在真係俾佢算一算。714Please respect copyright.PENANApzRH1qA0gM
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只見佢右手掐指一算,口中諗諗有詞。714Please respect copyright.PENANADPqlurcGV8
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「男命、乙亥、甲申、癸酉、寅时。」見到佢好似真係好專心咁幫我算緊命,我唔知點解覺得成個畫面都好怪異,呢條友唔通真係有番兩手?714Please respect copyright.PENANAGx0vIKEyRo
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你嗡乜呀大佬?714Please respect copyright.PENANAnMRu36tAcl
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「命日元旺盛,喜木火土、忌金水。」只見佢將手拍落張枱,未等我反應得切就已經捉住我隻手一望。714Please respect copyright.PENANAGOANHtYqDL
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佢神色好凝重咁款。714Please respect copyright.PENANAgrP1ozJjhr
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「喂,小兄弟,你想聽我講老實話定係安慰你嘅說話?」714Please respect copyright.PENANAbbbApLRRUv
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「新年流流,你唔好兇我呀大佬!」新春大家都係求個好意頭,我感覺到陳生好似諗住再進一步出招。714Please respect copyright.PENANAClNnkQjwWU
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「拿,你過多兩舊水黎俾我,教你點拆局。」我收番啱先對佢嘅睇法,果然呢條友係神棍黎!714Please respect copyright.PENANADynGm6LwgB
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聽到佢呢句話後,我立即起身準備離開呢個地方。714Please respect copyright.PENANAX0uKNy5hmP
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「你家陣係咪煩惱緊咩係人生意義?」714Please respect copyright.PENANA7oLY4gD8r2
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佢嘅話令我離開嘅腳步變得緩慢左。714Please respect copyright.PENANAsCy29tRk8s
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「你係咪同時仲煩緊啲有關金錢同感情嘅事?」714Please respect copyright.PENANAsTd5p2ZB0f
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我頓左一下,但隨即又諗人生其實除左錢同情呢兩樣野,根本冇咩好煩,啲算命佬玩大包圍玩到好精妙,差啲又俾佢陰到。714Please respect copyright.PENANAdv8E5uKV0h
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「收左你錢我都提下你,記得盡避呢個同時連繫到錢同埋情嘅女人,唔係你一定會有血光之災。」太一唔理我想唔想聽,繼續講道。714Please respect copyright.PENANA4x02aLVKMZ
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「靚仔,你我終有緣,呢個財你遲早要破。」太一笑一笑,唔諗住繼續留客,留下一句宣言就罷。714Please respect copyright.PENANAhXdxnlaxc0
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「信同唔信就好睇你自己,保重喇。」佢再次坐番自己位上面,準備搵下一個「客戶」。714Please respect copyright.PENANAXeP8DK1bqk
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而我則係行番去搵老豆同姑丈,同時內心係到諗緊:「唔可以俾個痴線佬搞亂我嘅心神」。714Please respect copyright.PENANA3L1rV3NZiK
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咩夢想同人生意義,咩有關錢同情嘅ptgf,呢條神棍一定係痴線佬尻講講中,我畢寄明一定可以處理好呢啲事情。