本來以為係鞭屍，點知大家功力仲高、仲絕，姑姐同姑丈一唱一和，居然同我做起媒人！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA2bXg0rcE
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我見到佢地已經打開左wechat，然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejJ7Ta9i6d
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xZcGpMv7i
「唔洗喇阿妹～有心囉～」媽子開懷大笑，對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔，佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwZmymXoXj
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcW55hpA0H
「唔好客氣喇，大家一家人！」姑姐以為媽子死要面。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidiGew230H
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMYXBF1DQs
「唔係呀，妹～明仔佢已經有女朋友喇！」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDsgAtRQpW
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzGRqpBkfo
大家都露出驚訝嘅表情，連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb45lWPvsl
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZskejvGwS
「係呀～尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛！」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁，或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI08SfvEk0
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「咁樣有冇相睇下呀？」姑姐問道。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq0KMxMeQX
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轟！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7yuSGwaFH
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMz1v2o7JD
我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂，突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣，呢句無心之問極為致命！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrn7zgoaB9
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀—738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIF1Y5UA7Z
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Cg8MtHcC
咁樣有冇相睇下呀——738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eCZZUaxq2
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTC3b7HiuO
咁樣有冇相睇下呀———738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcu9U2nM00
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咁樣有冇相睇下呀738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkGobNbqHG
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhOCH8azx1
呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDgU1GlJAu
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ckrlSihfS
屌！我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相，點算好！！！
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極，但又唔死得，夾硬一血吊命咁款。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwonaGDayOc
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfo6XfIniV
係一瞬間體會左痛苦，接住係掙扎，到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotDKseb302
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTgbY5m88S
「係囉，看黎俾姑丈望望，睇下你眼光點樣先！」有得食花生時，姑丈就變到十分之踴躍，連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvvA2PdPR6
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmz9lVStE1
感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動，我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水，搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇，唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉？話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUTVDc2Hnj
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不！！！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDbqA1WXWs
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gv0oh5m62
我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作，就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口，阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過，鼓勵我唔好做柒頭，重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPLCXDkZv9
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIxR6Mqw5Z
「唉，有啲肚痛，去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題！」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁，借尿遁。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnyNBGGplM
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ITAuMNcIQ
急急走入洗手間，我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機，用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT5r0vlojR
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCCJVqf8V9
多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路，好兄弟！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoXZc3VhmK
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgHiEhsaUn
不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話，一定會直接當面屌柒我，因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiH2razcXb
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AddGdVMfV
三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律，順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下，我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctCfMlPpfn
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可惜一切都係徒勞無功。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg91axzsTR
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撲通一聲——738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqBqJwFZrq
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三叔機落入馬桶當中。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwW7dhrkWa
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8pM5Ng4sB
我合上雙眼，為佢默哀左三秒鐘，然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳，假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhDNRWED2U
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhEJ9LY4At
「唉，岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水，家陣壞左開唔到添！」我一臉抱歉地講道。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTcdfCNIbN
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxgoGumqwj
哼，為左過關，黑暗兵法我都用埋上場！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPrg4FvZUZ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9oMZwNkYL
公子獻頭，你點擋我！！！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkZRgbrO5y
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkaQtf0Ttf
「冇野嘅，你開個電腦都有圖架喇，怕咩姐？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdXQjHGNMd
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIYu7OVEh9
清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup，直接一招收我皮。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFOkXMJvyP
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6biB6QtQwY
「呃．．．」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FfkhItTx4
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFZn6httrJ
我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某，兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdtdW1Jnho
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSp2Z0qsiO
點解會係咁．．．？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlBMRXszAz
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu0Rjeg9Tl
「入去搵喇你，仲樹係到！」媽子一臉嫌棄，唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbFvXdj9OD
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaBr0opWfL
媽子，你好耶！！！
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcanmynFBe
我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房，拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSSMxVmGtz
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkLNe0sGOP
對住部電腦，我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR8ZJOyuG8
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4W3DXaocxT
同媽子講冇影過相？呢個實唔得，邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得，咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UXJmY25pp
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe8oThHcD0
要尋根究底嘅媽，媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探，到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUicfOTDwG
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNeSTbiaTA
「Tiffany張相，速速前！」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲，好可惜冇任何嘅效果，眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎，手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSuXi65spS
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv6NxP5x4o
明明已經成十二點幾喇，Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3upFtcU3l
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2jKKnVl0j
未起身架？冇理由呀，佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXczbb9iPm
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjYXwf16Yv
陪屋企人？咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZNJXO0R8A
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspTdnRH7tB
心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案，越諗越混亂，算！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvgn5gQS3E
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnHN7RfPyn
等得Tiffany應機俾相我，可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1x0Ue0rPA
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar6SOZZ8UB
明仔明仔，你得嘅，快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ci55lVbHg
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9fL9zmS1L
等等．．．變出黎？我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件，眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoPnY1ReRS
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp9Zf2LuDL
我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqLwl5wxsE
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Photoshop738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWSGLj2NaK
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由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎，拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件，有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜，小美麗都可以變做好美麗！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LASgQJxa9
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平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野，估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ621XR88NWT
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNet5YN0Pf
雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖，但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下，實力一定大大地上升。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktOuSx0Dmr
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab7du5kDdL
我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖，一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海，半身照再加上風景作背景，最易上手。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL3HbZ1HpJ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeyeHors6U
我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相，然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖，開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wysza0ulf
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbjcfNL2ZL
我一隻手敲打住鍵盤，另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行，側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany，同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP7Q4fVtEg
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快！還要更快！！！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tlqNpaMO1
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4dIv5IL6Z
我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞，雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界，一拉、一畫、一扯、一調，如果有人係我身邊旁觀，我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb8JeLIpHH
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0blK8XKnKX
好快，一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyijSq86EmM
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1GitZDGwJ
望住眼前嘅作品，我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。
然後按「加至主畫面」