咔——817Please respect copyright.PENANAP29AnoPvYN
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。817Please respect copyright.PENANAf4zIkWaqVH
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。817Please respect copyright.PENANAmE6sLdvR3d
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。817Please respect copyright.PENANA0w94pwdafY
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喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?817Please respect copyright.PENANA2EvjJfw1bS
817Please respect copyright.PENANAgFXAGY9JiY
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。817Please respect copyright.PENANAWf9kxBNk2p
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!817Please respect copyright.PENANABajBEzjpJf
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAoxjrSRSEJx
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我嘗試解釋道。817Please respect copyright.PENANAnDQcfSQjPk
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。817Please respect copyright.PENANA2x161Owwk9
817Please respect copyright.PENANA0OvOO0LPgk
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。817Please respect copyright.PENANANxnz3BgSvc
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老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。817Please respect copyright.PENANA18Sng8jYto
817Please respect copyright.PENANAPSFbfS9jVS
「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。817Please respect copyright.PENANAJCYvWPpBu7
817Please respect copyright.PENANAVSM9lG4wo9
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?817Please respect copyright.PENANAIBieedam7s
817Please respect copyright.PENANAhhf8pXK3E0
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。817Please respect copyright.PENANAMC8URNcFDR
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。817Please respect copyright.PENANAFbJ2cj1Ips
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。817Please respect copyright.PENANAkGn1X5Dy8A
817Please respect copyright.PENANAKNNrQ532Ol
「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。817Please respect copyright.PENANA1ltUAPUXvp
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「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...817Please respect copyright.PENANAfvzMJxLq1P
817Please respect copyright.PENANAG3c4IS6anB
「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。817Please respect copyright.PENANAltLFDZo8Ho
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。817Please respect copyright.PENANA4btGxfTKKv
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。817Please respect copyright.PENANAxUQGBJCsz1
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——817Please respect copyright.PENANAar31Yb6Yi7
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。817Please respect copyright.PENANAvjRTLNrCoL
817Please respect copyright.PENANA0a7GkP7P8W
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。817Please respect copyright.PENANApPsvwSfmBl
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。817Please respect copyright.PENANA8cPEu42SuM
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」817Please respect copyright.PENANAer6HVe8sVW
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」817Please respect copyright.PENANA3qYRaWwYfN
817Please respect copyright.PENANAxAAqMjjss4
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。817Please respect copyright.PENANAk8HG0r4tlh
817Please respect copyright.PENANAIEYWqGtxKZ
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。817Please respect copyright.PENANAoWSQHVVZ7m
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」817Please respect copyright.PENANA98sGt4lZUf
817Please respect copyright.PENANAhiqsvAbiZ7
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。817Please respect copyright.PENANAT0lL6aVx5P
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。817Please respect copyright.PENANAXOs7Ho5HYp
817Please respect copyright.PENANA4pMOP1whvY
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAg4GZ7QQaEE
817Please respect copyright.PENANAI9g8lXwkB1
我個樣似好開心咩?817Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ94SM24DG
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。817Please respect copyright.PENANAK8I85wBj3i
817Please respect copyright.PENANAfzpISC5nOf
「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAzhx00KApEy
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。817Please respect copyright.PENANAu2FTjOrUpa
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。817Please respect copyright.PENANAQNjwMOLWHT
817Please respect copyright.PENANATnlPeWu2hU
「上次個哥哥?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAXAh8iTr65d
817Please respect copyright.PENANAdXhdVWEOa6
「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。817Please respect copyright.PENANAprCQcztXZM
817Please respect copyright.PENANAzrVH7cEViC
「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAeNRovzgQPq
817Please respect copyright.PENANAZl7U5Uc1Ff
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。817Please respect copyright.PENANAWgRY0LzlfF
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越黎越過份喇你...817Please respect copyright.PENANApUNiyEFZUf
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姓趙嘅。817Please respect copyright.PENANATTp2fQ5CKD
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。817Please respect copyright.PENANAXztLNMa6U3
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。817Please respect copyright.PENANAQubqvvxgdC
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。817Please respect copyright.PENANA0xjCJOI0bC
817Please respect copyright.PENANAgT8WRdao6U
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。817Please respect copyright.PENANAWIkLOeHzUt
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點解呢?817Please respect copyright.PENANAOLBAjYpcdy
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAcVuY60njWk
817Please respect copyright.PENANAh1GQ83KBRT
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAWnPcdThIec
817Please respect copyright.PENANAME0TTY7TuU
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。817Please respect copyright.PENANAE3aTuxbGx5
817Please respect copyright.PENANAstuSJjSRzs
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。817Please respect copyright.PENANAWrICZ2amLs
817Please respect copyright.PENANA19GgfJYcwK
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。817Please respect copyright.PENANAgORCik3peV
817Please respect copyright.PENANAaVd52b4nhE
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。817Please respect copyright.PENANAST3cbpfO2Q
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其實我都知道點解。817Please respect copyright.PENANAirV1p5NOO3
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。817Please respect copyright.PENANAThOx5vw4kY
817Please respect copyright.PENANAHxJ2EiIydh
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。817Please respect copyright.PENANAfg2xXF4j0R
817Please respect copyright.PENANAaJXVlTnbLH
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。817Please respect copyright.PENANAKr7jaqp6Xt
817Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Bd7n4Zfp
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!817Please respect copyright.PENANA5QsSgzAH63
817Please respect copyright.PENANAFj24Nz6it2
nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?817Please respect copyright.PENANAVhySp5AI2C
817Please respect copyright.PENANABdewgMAmyU
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?817Please respect copyright.PENANAPwGwxqCoKO
817Please respect copyright.PENANAMECr24MQwJ
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。817Please respect copyright.PENANAH1KnmCqtq8
817Please respect copyright.PENANA67wXHw2I25
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。817Please respect copyright.PENANAlgZtzZsfvI
817Please respect copyright.PENANAOxLdAYndIM
nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~817Please respect copyright.PENANABGVslNvSO1
817Please respect copyright.PENANAnW7dOoX5Vr
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!817Please respect copyright.PENANAtNoCBO1WqG
817Please respect copyright.PENANAp8Tr7weKYq
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!817Please respect copyright.PENANAzsjTZYAeY1
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。817Please respect copyright.PENANAslgje7sixa
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。817Please respect copyright.PENANAk1lvDoZGfX
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!817Please respect copyright.PENANAVxCU6mTcrk
817Please respect copyright.PENANAlNu29XbkWc
呢個人真係唔識情趣。817Please respect copyright.PENANADCxPHXSEzv
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。817Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ2Tz9NH3C
817Please respect copyright.PENANAdcvyv3mCXj
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。817Please respect copyright.PENANAtrqzsvoeUv
817Please respect copyright.PENANAB7Iut1dFCM
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。817Please respect copyright.PENANAmiPMKiAlEb
817Please respect copyright.PENANAWPHuowXIej
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。817Please respect copyright.PENANAqIiMgWBrFa
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!817Please respect copyright.PENANAt7HVs81beG
817Please respect copyright.PENANA3IBmcCEh90
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。817Please respect copyright.PENANAw8Io5OovwN
817Please respect copyright.PENANAf8iEhk3Xag
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!817Please respect copyright.PENANA6sIsU3HENS
817Please respect copyright.PENANANlhMKABJWU
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。817Please respect copyright.PENANAcP4v1UfnBE
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。817Please respect copyright.PENANAFJlZCIGi5h
817Please respect copyright.PENANAv7bU61ErkA
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。817Please respect copyright.PENANAry72xvSazK
817Please respect copyright.PENANAYGtiswXRCK
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!817Please respect copyright.PENANABTww5cr6Rt
817Please respect copyright.PENANA8xUP7XD7Xx
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!817Please respect copyright.PENANAljmN8ZHtEq
817Please respect copyright.PENANA3AWiQUm2cw
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。817Please respect copyright.PENANAUlvcA76eFN
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———817Please respect copyright.PENANAmPHIU3oWSR
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!817Please respect copyright.PENANAkaGP5Nh6Po
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。817Please respect copyright.PENANAMyfMzbH58p
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。817Please respect copyright.PENANAUy2QnpQeMx
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!817Please respect copyright.PENANA2sR80ywWgo
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。817Please respect copyright.PENANAUccMcC7y4C
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。817Please respect copyright.PENANA8qtxff7pCn
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。817Please respect copyright.PENANAUwedSVQYl1
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?817Please respect copyright.PENANAMs378QCKyF
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。817Please respect copyright.PENANAFQbUsaunal
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——817Please respect copyright.PENANAW3B60nvfub
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。