咔——817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP29AnoPvYN
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeTMtx2QVG
推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4zIkWaqVH
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwri0JWEV9a
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE6sLdvR3d
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWBF99b4cD
見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w94pwdafY
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdgilcbyNQ
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EvjJfw1bS
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFXAGY9JiY
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf9kxBNk2p
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnFWmzRzIl
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBajBEzjpJf
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp4eT6oU6C
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxjrSRSEJx
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53NKriAplj
我嘗試解釋道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDQcfSQjPk
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgW4Uu3h1Z
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x161Owwk9
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OvOO0LPgk
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxnz3BgSvc
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VY161KmYQ
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18Sng8jYto
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSFbfS9jVS
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCYvWPpBu7
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSM9lG4wo9
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBieedam7s
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhf8pXK3E0
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC8URNcFDR
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGgt6AW3JL
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbJ2cj1Ips
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e0c2nrF7I
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGn1X5Dy8A
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNNrQ532Ol
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ltUAPUXvp
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH0cZR80Pb
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvzMJxLq1P
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3c4IS6anB
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltLFDZo8Ho
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0QZKE29OW
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4btGxfTKKv
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy8aDXr1zJ
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUQGBJCsz1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8Xun6FTs5
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar31Yb6Yi7
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvqh87bxVg
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjRTLNrCoL
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a7GkP7P8W
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPsvwSfmBl
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IHt0GI8Uy
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cPEu42SuM
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjfDyy04Xx
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer6HVe8sVW
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOfhLlm9LV
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qYRaWwYfN
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAAqMjjss4
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8HG0r4tlh
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEYWqGtxKZ
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWSQHVVZ7m
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2D7WhVUZG
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98sGt4lZUf
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiqsvAbiZ7
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0lL6aVx5P
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtuOgTp5qa
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOs7Ho5HYp
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pMOP1whvY
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4GZ7QQaEE
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9g8lXwkB1
我個樣似好開心咩？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ94SM24DG
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjiF9wrZwm
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8I85wBj3i
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzpISC5nOf
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhx00KApEy
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mB28mNpzU
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2FTjOrUpa
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMwLWVekNe
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNjwMOLWHT
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnlPeWu2hU
「上次個哥哥？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAh8iTr65d
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXhdVWEOa6
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprCQcztXZM
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrVH7cEViC
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNRovzgQPq
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl7U5Uc1Ff
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgRY0LzlfF
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy34gqRyow
越黎越過份喇你．．．817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUNiyEFZUf
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKLMAa6NAf
姓趙嘅。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTp2fQ5CKD
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkw1AuM0tT
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXztLNMa6U3
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgsTKuPY14
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQubqvvxgdC
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCtbyZxK3s
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817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUTohQMiKP
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xjCJOI0bC
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT8WRdao6U
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIkLOeHzUt
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkcatj6jMC
點解呢？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLBAjYpcdy
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEqfhxe2Ze
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVuY60njWk
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1GQ83KBRT
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnPcdThIec
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME0TTY7TuU
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3aTuxbGx5
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstuSJjSRzs
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrICZ2amLs
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19GgfJYcwK
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgORCik3peV
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVd52b4nhE
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST3cbpfO2Q
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXiuwxVwls
其實我都知道點解。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirV1p5NOO3
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tQFPCEtrI
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThOx5vw4kY
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxJ2EiIydh
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg2xXF4j0R
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJXVlTnbLH
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr7jaqp6Xt
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Bd7n4Zfp
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QsSgzAH63
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj24Nz6it2
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhySp5AI2C
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdewgMAmyU
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwGwxqCoKO
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMECr24MQwJ
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1KnmCqtq8
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67wXHw2I25
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgZtzZsfvI
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxLdAYndIM
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGVslNvSO1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW7dOoX5Vr
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNoCBO1WqG
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Tr7weKYq
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsjTZYAeY1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowewwxYhYc
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslgje7sixa
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HALxe8yJa
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1lvDoZGfX
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxcBMLFeWY
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlFTdWm3Q0
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSLPGtr8oM
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxCU6mTcrk
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNu29XbkWc
呢個人真係唔識情趣。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCxPHXSEzv
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji5jff8hKW
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ2Tz9NH3C
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcvyv3mCXj
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrqzsvoeUv
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7Iut1dFCM
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiPMKiAlEb
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPHuowXIej
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIiMgWBrFa
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKVH7aZ84k
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7HVs81beG
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBmcCEh90
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8Io5OovwN
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8iEhk3Xag
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sIsU3HENS
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlhMKABJWU
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP4v1UfnBE
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFO0nANuw3
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJlZCIGi5h
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7bU61ErkA
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry72xvSazK
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGtiswXRCK
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTww5cr6Rt
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xUP7XD7Xx
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljmN8ZHtEq
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AWiQUm2cw
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlvcA76eFN
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvOQEH6QCt
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPHIU3oWSR
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEmy2o2i0E
tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaGP5Nh6Po
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