咔——835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5caRbosMBt
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrEjXrOX1H
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6H8kgWtOJ
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhNdFJ1z8S
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLkBAf68uV
見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafyNhAQVee
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6K4mXNzUx
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPAJnnQVbE
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SfmvoBZ0t
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb44Y0Z37Y6
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuW6KoXixY
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCik4yfUDz
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYOqSzgC8z
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ254pykDruc
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPkRW49QAe
我嘗試解釋道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsw9RKVowZ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJGdWSH8jZ
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eAlWZCBxa
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj5cadpIHc
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ63Fj0Uk9m
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiq3O1ABra
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33wnnll064
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9QKJR5jSP
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwuS0uDwfP
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxqAyZd6qI
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC3oNm1fzx
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiTUJOqg52
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27z1NxJUEA
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw63z49NKla
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPKDEvzOiJ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaUxow8yVM
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZHYHi1Zsf
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWgYxaaopl
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXdxbMls2C
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao1FiLW7Fx
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aLXgXl0u5
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXhON50r3E
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwGnnDCJSI
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrrMGR24Lc
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfMVqiX9RR
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGLanQnVBI
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFei7AU2bhb
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X91Xxk3Ua
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZncVwOXx2
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHRkFjsHi2
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVNWE0tGdW
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX7GKN1fF9
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQAPF9ooFL
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlTFxJT7wT
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5t8JtcXUC
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1MbqgkRpb
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08HglQZo52
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucwFCvbYAz
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOR72voOuv
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0bFsvRL5W
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRX2ZqFttm
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdpgmH7bCn
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup2uC0EXPc
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKVwdHqBEr
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9Y0JUikCS
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXeVsW4jW1
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcPO8qHSnW
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlLI5oxv5S
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXByzCOKnl
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLQSkyRH5I
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI6EWvPxr5
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7plFnMx7t
我個樣似好開心咩？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XoddB9Evk
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXeNXnaAKa
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErcyPl6WjW
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjlRC3GpPp
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIfRfsTSGH
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxiXD5RP4w
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJy9WwiCnz
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiT9x1Na1O
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEoCKkqHd7
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZAAfJn1Yj
「上次個哥哥？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuqNr8zLZj
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccD4oy2a4X
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGDtkB77Z6
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZRYgH5eaG
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyukUPNhLlJ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvmTlaofvq
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPIebXhk7l
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8ltvTch7v
越黎越過份喇你．．．835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNZi1A5YPM
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXOKFwBzxu
姓趙嘅。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9dT2ByeKx
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOHVBhGf4D
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eGFbDZIG3
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjyyNhatLx
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1gEDGrL9G
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvdj1LLHnY
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835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV6BY2HKPR
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHg0zQIQVu
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkNnf0Qn6A
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhruk4gGbJY
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAN2U16VlD
點解呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyHlYqJLeP
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8LuPaZ45A
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98bj6MFUtm
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wcn20PfXu
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYA3h1UOU9
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVXZMgKHvg
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEg4Ng3G9r
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyaQIvuy0w
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PA7wvETx4
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaab8qe9KMU
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloTNhOFzXj
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxjlZLpWXQ
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTHtbLaYqu
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24qBTBvNGL
其實我都知道點解。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7AY45rnh1
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWzxAJiudO
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlSY1LD4xw
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5Jncg3xa5
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgYj8ZY85R
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCljBWlP4Pu
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9GbboyC2I
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa7bmI897f
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgX4rrhGaX
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGhSA7hfUT
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8csJRnXpN
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9J9QVtfxL
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgsyvUTytK
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6VoDHuKJI
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5Xq7XxdeU
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH2COad7gC
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUWrjZEZB1
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3L8gECqfV
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEijb8bt95
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIufdq9HSJd
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCbV1JvPRh
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sRKvkdKaD
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQeFDkkoP7
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESElBUxOub
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2eQhDVZps
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTDoi8MxCR
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy77exotfSr
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb0xAe0C9F
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7Zp4c8kng
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcmgKyFDja
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlvxqpTNIv
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8p1rRFDo8
呢個人真係唔識情趣。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtQAuBs6ub
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuRVoOYNvj
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkIHIA3fkZ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL10nI9tI98
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgq0dekNmy
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtuMniwi4C
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyTxrWybZO
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F6J8vX3YF
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELZiVIrJEz
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWRarOst6V
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJQur1cp3c
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxsxk0tLXu
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs94HY5O9X
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7Gt3oPqNn
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lwz3Q25hW
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiAgzhMs4Q
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNpdmnD5VJ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK74MIjjNMA
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmxREJggV4
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidmzlwSDwX
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogJcH4vuVI
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlWPUuMooI
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0v2IwFXnb
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu5pmo2i9Y
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05j1092uDa
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6NKBGG5Jb
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQMmHFzWtj
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy0jHoJsi6
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy5lcD1gzH
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl9AjQOie9
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthiasyek0C
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT5KTLMt0J
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T211ttbFD
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYu5qkt7b5
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOk1O5X2fZ
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqteoGjJAlf
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75oS5wDUVv
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