咔——1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGerY3gUMr
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNiqvfEU14
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbD2J0BEbd
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUuGLSIaLm
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqXVkNfyOZ
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2hfZg80UK
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdam73i0bg1
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0y4xju5e5
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3J2H6MCdw
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mAHgMH2sx
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0QoEnuXoF
我嘗試解釋道。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDIEuYwcIr
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS09Oz1ly1
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWpzE0I75o
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp7TiwH1Ps
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJTAnhqEtT
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgSROYH5im
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97n2m1FKsU
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWbavJHgb9
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNufERAr1x
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq7yIuGkow
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOutR3LRuv
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaI7vAQSb8
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ROnz2Yr0f
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxwSUiOSYH
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnBNvqCiTU
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCDGmptJFW
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICRpAxdelU
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobeeZzQb7e
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3U4OSfomh
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1PjWVW9gS
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGWvVhLs2F
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmCSRSorsP
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aQ0oQoRhd
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63odOOU0jU
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnqfZgurRN
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq0gx33Zld
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgIOfBaGtz
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk109YOvqun
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdV1vfXzrR
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Gyo8nATg
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5IwYONYpf
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG70mnP41Ai
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJxr55nSa9
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXout4fI8lN
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4iCeFhwTX
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrGS5nz4F3
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBktydHeEg
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwLdSbPMF7
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJApRdJG89O
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaa1sFgsGM
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIH0YnFrdW
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqESrtnyAZl
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NJmJGd78x
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEUOo1Kpnu
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjejuxmUhr
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqLwvwVzay
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnGkzdWXNC
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcfmHYfLWs
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb0s9OBei9
我個樣似好開心咩？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriv9DfmFYU
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFyhpEbli3
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF0XcoMlmn
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDCnSgxoAA
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjN1Z0R0rm
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8frOmmXRB
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGgo6erp24
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HRwQMUxWG
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8veSKj5BC
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡardJFY48yp
「上次個哥哥？」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfcw6aORdc
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFv3QeiqsH
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDt8HpZG6J
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAiqfMBETt
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAkuMHA9Wd
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdoOYX8qSM
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlONX4wXVHd
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uRYPvUW03
越黎越過份喇你．．．1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIerOZ3rOZb
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyiGX6HZe7
姓趙嘅。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsr51hVo6U
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PFdoQ7kAL
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx5TKIAuZi
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjwhCenY8A
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunuWA6Rz9h
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCAzaLziRE
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnzQIeXSXw
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1BpmJigWE
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點解呢？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnkiE3bfwi
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFg909TI5z
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAhns617Rp
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd7opRjL2M
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrwW0CYAIB
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGgAZXWuqb
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXnzTHToUI
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMHWcsYMRG
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmDLrlIghg
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7npsb1Gtbs
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPdsvJeLFa
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ8G4O5rkD
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3qbwmp0mF
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CqkPqazTQ
其實我都知道點解。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rxoqRxCHd
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaOeD5eyil
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt0ZXb94KF
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAFAoIOEDg
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTiEFeJcHt
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnp2ZHeYit
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oi2BpzJgo
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiWfdMcSxR
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbITL1EGZ8t
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQxqReERtR
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv7r65fdb0
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyRQ3ohw22
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDpictnsC1
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnIaE8eZI5
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFPBJBEPBG
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9sKK7xbdG
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgvJdOG4DB
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzMUvrZQNa
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwlsMMbL13
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIwqw4iUd3
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2WeMpRUMF
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2Gky3qSWz
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcksFTzBnk
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V6lj8Ws13
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqSUSdSFzE
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt7PCfmjxq
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNGvRNfhIi
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1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkM17fNgCd
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M1IutkPyl
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJc4qzAvVI
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx7YBZB1Uv
呢個人真係唔識情趣。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPkoMLqxci
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRz07Aqd1M
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSkRg2LobO
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGytbJs1eI
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo1GnPnIA3
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdqzTWCOeY
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoXmyr4x2t
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GB557XBDB
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xyrEEep1W
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nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WPP1adlk8
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLntb18Ueab
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzIrfow9T3
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRZGWOxD1H
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylycpymyV9
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrrxTv1xrk
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBYmllJIbY
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40e0jMD8jZ
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lMR2tMwW8
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc9bOXn64Y
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN4AKp8p7S
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTZEDVKdVx
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg7XEBcv1a
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVu47iFxS1
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCmEGtGve6
1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6xxAXMjNq
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0AdaMsUQ8
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4IVJaaKb5
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBKU91UtJK
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT8gVRZH6o
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHOq19NZjx
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VvtKbvRnn
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOJUbmj13u
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2D0kyYIxI
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODUjKPXokh
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJssm2IkaW
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmicjWSv5JO
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——1071Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCLOOD6Tt8
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