「喂，衰仔！一陣間你去拎埋個盤菜入呀姨屋企，知唔知呀？」媽子出門口之前依舊不忘好好提下我一陣要記得拎野俾呀姨。回望媽子，只見到佢成身由頭到腳係清一色既紅。
望見呢個穿著style，我就知道佢準備去打牌，預先好好沖下喜下，好俾自己一陣殺到佢班牌友片甲不留。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeh99qVZPo
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「得喇得喇，你今朝到而家講左三次有突喇。」我有啲唔耐煩咁答道。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUUxnKgkXw
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「聽晚年三十食團年飯最緊要就係呢兜野架喇，你個死仔唔好一味掛住打機唔記得一陣拎俾阿姨，唔係我腳都打跛你！」媽子拋下最後一句話，便大步走出門外。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qVDIcJNc1
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我選擇無視左老媽子既怨言，繼續點擊住滑鼠係召喚師峽谷中同班兄弟大開殺界，要知道新賽季岩岩開始，我決定趁呢個難得既假期好好追一下自己既電競夢。朝九晚六既上班生活並冇撤底咁抹殺掉我同班兄弟對於打機既熱情，每逢星期六日同埋假期成班人總會搵到時間，聚頭一齊奮鬥。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnneGbtUKFW
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「喂，我打埋呢場要閃先喇。」老死阿健開口，睇黎又係時候要交人喇，大家都已經唔覺意咁聽到佢個位同居女友係背景音樂到催促著他快手換衫出門。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg3rks4C4q
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「我都差唔多要出門口。」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jEhjoTIau
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「要閃水喇，清。」退出既呼聲一浪接一浪，大家慢慢係對話中離開，岩岩仲吵鬧不堪既通話就只淨低我一個人，一片冷清。 2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWbBf7crav
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的確，今天呢種日子大家都是佳人有約，男女兩家、父母兩邊都需要輪住跑去食團年飯。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrdUJWVHzr
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隨著通話既結束，我慢慢放低了耳機，好好換上頹廢既運動衣褲準備做次跑腿，內心一邊質疑媽子到底有冇當過我係親生仔，一邊拎住個袋足足有十斤重既痴撚線盤菜出門。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjVGlkgZI8
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叮噹—2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAdaA72GNC
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隨著個陣煩膠既門鈴聲響起，眼前既大門慢慢被推開，映入我眼中既係我最熟悉既阿姨。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysw8J3ARXc
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因為兩家住得比較近既關係，加上父母兩人都需要工作，所以我由細到大都經常去阿姨到痴飯食，更不時留係佢屋企過夜訓覺。始終人地屋企有錢得多，多出黎間客房唔訓就叫做浪費左嘛。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3VrvjoNDT
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「明仔阿，乜咁快手。」阿姨和善咁幫我打開門，然後幫我倒左杯水放係客廳既枱面到。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotWzwNA2kv
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「咦，係今晚食飯咩？明仔黎左既？」老表阿鈞著住車路士波衫係房行左出黎，手到仲拎住ps4手柄，唔洗講我已經知道佢做緊咩。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRMFaj60TO
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而佢見到我到來之後兩隻眼發哂光。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupC5YQdWf1
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對於fifa廢柴既我黎講，每次俾佢強行捉住陪跑打機算係一種另類折磨。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQiPWaxN0s
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「聽晚先係食飯呀，你舅父佢幾家人今晚都唔得閒，聽日正日先食！」阿姨係廚房到處理緊我拎黎個幾袋野，遙距幫你解答老表既問題。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eA2Xs9qxb
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「哦，咁阿～即係明仔家陣得閒喇！」我見到老表露出了滿意的笑容，然後慢慢走近你，佢好似已經見到了一個被放砧板上任人料理的小明明，準備用ps4對我施暴。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoTFYxMX65
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連續多年來自老表既施虐係我永遠唔肯係荷包攞錢買fifa既主要原因，我準備合埋對眼好好迎接俾他佢用榜尾富咸強姦自己愛隊阿仙奴既情境。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDTQrA9dxZ
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好在呢個時候我既救星出現左，MK妹表妹阿茵抱著愛貓衝出黎客廳大叫：「呀哥！夠鐘餵豆豆食藥喇！你幫我睇住佢阿，我一陣準備出街！」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52yv81OLbt
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我見到佢穿著一身精緻既韓系打扮就知道佢又係時候出去搵班兵仔著數。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuYctTgWir
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「喂，畢寄明，做乜你係到既？」一口開就係我全名，呢個係佢一直以黎既風格。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWtSQY4Wp6
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「拎野上黎囉，你又去邊到wet呀？」我禮貌上問問。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4NnTKU1w8
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「關你叉事咩，本小姐就大把人陪既，唔似你呢丁死毒撚日日都只係識打機。你睇下，連我呀哥都有女朋友，你仲係到妹妹下！」阿茵開口埋口句句都窒住哂。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8Era80ttI
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「喂，唔洗咁串呀死靚妹。」我真係好懷疑點解細細個咁可愛抱住我，要我陪佢玩煮飯仔既表妹會變到而家呢種咁既偽韓八婆。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhpXuAEGPw
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「我幫你預習緊咋！聽日成班三姑六婆都上黎食飯，到時你咪俾人鞭得仲慘，有排你受呀！」阿茵理直氣壯咁美化同合理化自己個份mean到爆既性格。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9LzQxz1nB
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「唔好話姐仔我提下你喇，連我阿哥同阿樂都出埋pool，成家人成左年既呢就得番你一丁友係一條毒撚，聽日等住俾人集火喇你！」阿樂係我地比較熟既同年齡層親友，係我同阿均既表弟、阿茵既表哥，一個讀緊電子工程既大學生。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEnOqpq9yH
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拋低呢句野之後，阿茵就拎起佢係班水魚身上屈番黎既gucci袋袋，施施然咁行出門口。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexpp5J6VlT
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呢個時候阿姨雖然係到幫緊豆豆喂藥，都不忙幫阿茵對我補上一刀：「茵茵佢都冇講錯架，你話溝女溝左咁耐都未拖過女朋友上黎食飯，上次仲應承婆婆今年實帶黎見人，你聽日都係諗下點交代好喇！」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ808O69yZxk
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講起婆婆，連岩岩俾豆豆抓到一手血依然面不改色既老表都神色一變，婆婆既威懾力比起所有長輩加埋仲要恐怖。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj8QnZinug
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當初死左既阿公都係靠婆婆發家，咁多位阿叔打緊本做既生意又係佢出錢，可以話成個家族最大話事權就係佢老人家，甚至令到我地家族全部家庭都係女人當道。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVt9YxglE5
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唉屌．．．我都冇諗過呢個死人問題。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUGXu4CtuW
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諗番起上次俾婆婆逼問下隨便咁尻答既自己，我突然有一股衝動番去煎個時既自己兩巴，做乜要咁聲大大話會帶女上黎呢？2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCGqo0tX2W
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係番屋企既路上，我覺得呢個世界好似得番灰同白咁樣。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY7nbWgfpP
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自己好似進入左完完全全既等死mode，聽日將會係比起番工俾上司屌尻你做野手腳慢、冇交帶仲要痛苦既日子。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BX2t4KWLG
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耳邊好似已經回蕩住班唔熟既三姑六婆係到問長問短既說話。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJUq3yWMVt
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「阿～～明仔呀，聽講做建築好搵錢架！你家陣月入幾多呢？」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9cINsaEje
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「喂，威仔，望下你表哥！唔係明哥哥呀，係均哥哥呀！要記住俾心機讀書學佢咁考入港大做醫生先有用架嘛，知唔知呀？」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sBQf5FE4P
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「阿明，阿仙奴尋晚俾曼城炒咁多粒，你有咩睇法？」2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng7kQWCdbQ
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阿明——明仔——阿明—————2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPfxaNLeSe
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我眼前好似已經出現左成班仆街係到群魔亂舞既情境，一個個笑到合唔埋口咁既樣。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJIysVXJ8a
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「乖孫呀，你女朋友呢？黎緊呀？」婆婆臉上帶住沉重笑容既樣已經浮現左係我腦海中。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrGijMF5QM
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我感覺到泛黃既街燈就好似要為你而感到悲傷，所以先會用呢種悲劇舞台劇既先會有既黃色射燈黎照住自己。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWWjyqOT9K
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點算好．．．？2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWr2wQc7RH
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正當我覺得生命冇希望而係到碌住連登準備聽日準時行刑時，突然你見到一個俾人推到上熱門既post。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt9tbkV2zp
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[私影全部都係雞] 私影雞肥肥安趙 做PTGF實錄2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTSv6iAzz4
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私影？雞？2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ewK8QcW9K
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PTGF！！！2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegJhMfOHg2
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我本身已經斷線既大腦突然間好似俾人重新駁番上去咁。2121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobOvX5F9O6
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