「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3zLdlUgbB
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而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwEZeSluIa
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咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMwd3PpATh
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咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjApBqDJes9
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婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKa1rD8B5Y
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而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdgAeZZMmM
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屌，媽唔好玩呀！967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHLjtuTpPs
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見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEg791aTZo
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「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8tB0RODhw
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見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjKNDUXQv9
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslyZR0IuJx
「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIKgSF1CE4
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgd5wgudhG
「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9fzlJEYOB
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiT4dAByfP
「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKZmHoz1uX
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「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1K079o3Tm
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「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanAdfGWLz7
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「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul7abB61Tu
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「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd79v6O2xQD
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSRf9xhPed
呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzqiG9HPxE
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巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtCornHs4v
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我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5fpm1j3NT
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD69kFEMBoJ
對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo0cSaQzLO
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQyfZKwZFi
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對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mVfh6ztMc
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「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiTLqfCmKr
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聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpw82m8Id6
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EFREWE13Q
「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9KFspVM4i
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一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7PSERygrr
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQyXRj0Maz
阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaDDi1lxjs
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05Gtf5hrDk
「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrw31OV8g7
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHrpW6livW
「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VwQK46wrR
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「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NmgGRs5or
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3i8VbdUgy
「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbTPViMos1
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UFJXtfeL5
「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpgas28s0m
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而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxneDTXNGH
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq7OrXoM8O
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好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJVS24jwMj
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1uQgNvRVm
而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC3oHZtQIo
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見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pECc40jFV
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而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fJwBWr5iF
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而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ0QMHSCXU
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而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZlNhXVNTV
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咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl6IlhfURP
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大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4tik7AN5J
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而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxOZomRXx0
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婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xxW393sPu
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然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqagliDzp8D
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最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wbiipASFz
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第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW0OXNce4c
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而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeVdKkQmL4
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好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5Q1hVjJez
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少年，你太年輕了。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmHQnml4xs
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錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiujzPTVfQ
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4BDuMmFcp
食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla5ZU2cvP0
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佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIkxSzLquG
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaA5oN7Xn2
「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh8Q4D3PRH
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我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1Cb5rN5my
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「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFou6CnR7hN
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdhHDrCpiC
「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY65365oUFL
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gy7JURkb3
而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjrgmik6cL
967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5HVZuV6y9
呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUrLVoErEH
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咁剩低既野食會點呢？967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUl4loeEsV
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你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNORszmetv
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俾你估下呀。967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzk9eJWwpIB
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一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3uob1UFtO
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二、阿茵因為減肥食唔到，夾左俾我食967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IIMFO6Eir
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三、阿均話根據讀左咁多年書學到既知識話人食八分飽先係最好，夾左俾我食967Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G2aDH8mcF
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