「百無禁忌⋯⋯百無禁忌⋯⋯」首天上班的殮房服務員抖顫不斷，一下子手腳放軟，害得幾乎把整具沉甸甸的屍體朝地直墜，幸虧年資較高的同事敏捷地把屍體托起，手法熟練自如，眼睛瞪大盯着那新入職的，猛念念有辭地重複道：「百無禁忌⋯⋯百無禁忌⋯⋯有怪莫怪⋯⋯有怪莫怪⋯⋯」儘管新來的早已嚇得面青唇白，有隨時暈倒之狀，但仍硬着頭皮把該屍體疊在另一屍體上，戰戰兢兢地關上格門便急步離去。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ARKMGvoGR 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadfxymW8Qv

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人剛死後，靈魂便會依稀殘留生前五官和身材，然而不久，皮膚表層會漸漸脫落，看來是一堆泡著泥漿的糊爛肉。為了死後的尊嚴，不少人因此自願卸下塵世執念、洗掉生前記憶，便可化成一簇小光團在世間自由自在地暢遊玩樂。否則，靈魂便會變成一灘臭泥水，最終不但落入尿渠糞池，與蛆蟲共生共存，還飽受生前包袱帶來的痛苦折騰，永世萬劫不復。因此，不少靈魂在光與暗之間徘徊良久，為牢記還是忘卻記憶而猶豫不決。 1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCw52Sv1e9 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZbUDVCvs9

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那一刻的死寂—接着是男人甲的歡呼聲：「這個停屍間已滿！外人也再不會頻頻出入，打擾我們的安寧了。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡilzYX3CVYk 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKnQ7j47pZ

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男人乙冷笑地回應：「妙想天開！雙疊屍首只是小事一樁。我已有被疊羅漢的打算。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6msOoAuV9z 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNs1sKalTC

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甲十分擔憂，回答道：「唉！幸虧你還能說笑，我現在可說是泥菩薩過江。看！我的皮肉快要腐爛了。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiTT2Dsldy 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORqI68ZtpQ

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乙回答：「今天已是年初八，看樣子大概還要多等七八天，家人才會接領我的遺體。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXXPNqWQ5q 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe1Lob2DhE

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甲頓時無名火起，抱怨氣道：「在新年時節辦喪禮有何不可？難道我會詛咒親友全年走霉運嗎？真想不到在洗掉記憶前見他們最後一面，竟是難如登天的事啊！這裡陰涼得恐怖，我的靈魂也開始散發一陣陣腐臭的氣味，恐怕待我化成可憐的泥水也無人問津！」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fasu0IgEg 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluISqPibxs

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乙耐性地勸告甲說：「別焦勞，你也要多諒解家人。殯儀館不在新年營業的。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUe6ig3yim 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn87F8O5xsG

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甲不服氣地回應：「有需便有求⋯⋯」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeic808aYF 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V6QJUQQED

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事實上，甲和乙一唱一和、刻意高聲地高談闊論，目的是為了吸引心儀對象的注意。甲和乙各懷鬼胎，他們同時貪戀早幾天搬入停屍格某少女的姿色。甲渴望忘卻七情六慾前，能再次欣賞沉魚落雁、傾國傾城的美貌；乙盼望一睹少女玲瓏浮突的身體、拜倒其纖纖玉腳下便死而無憾。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡinp1j9RbJB 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3UhHhb0R5

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甲和乙心裏數算那少女靈魂出竅之時是正值今早（人死後三天），便裝腔作態，多次借故探頭從屍格外窺看。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3X1TJQ90L 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw5mmAdGpE

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突然，一把女聲大叫道：「神經病！我的骨頭快壓壞了！哪個蠢鈍如豬的人把二百公斤的肥女人置在我的身體上？」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jourpSxtM 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWoaetXq10

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甲和乙聽到美人楚楚可憐的呼救聲，精神為之一振，眼睛發光發亮，興奮問道：「美人沒事嗎？需要我們的幫忙嗎？」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡdExWxXxN4x 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7avrOYHHt7

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「請替我狠狠地教訓那群愚昩的殮房服務員！他們偏偏選我這一格來安放肥女人，定是以為我看來弱質纖纖便好欺負了。」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J2twYoP02 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkEgZ9oVSZ

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乙義正辭嚴在服務員背後狠罰一頓，還一口答應替美人教訓他們，便拔腿就跑出房門外。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DPyYPZGtk 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuhofq5Qa1

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而甲自知臉頰盡是令人不寒而慄的小洞窟，腳下也泡着臭氣熏天的泥水，明瞭自身時日無多，便說盡花言巧語誘使美人出來，說：「別怕別怕，你小心翼翼地走出來吧，我替你教訓那貪睡的肥女人！」話音未落，一個暗黃無光的臉蛋映入眼簾，扁塌塌的鼻子頂着一雙單眼皮的的豆豉眼睛，空洞無神的目光搭在浮腫的臉皮上，嚇得甲活見鬼般，說：「你本來的眼大鼻高呢？我還記得你是鵝蛋臉型，現在怎麼變成四方臉？」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMvTqKQQy 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOMNrMrqpa

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美人提高嗓音叫道：「我已沉睡三天，妝容自然也全落掉了，你有必要這樣大驚小怪嗎？我打從十五歲開始，便無時無刻掛上美麗的妝容，如今說來，可真的不大習慣⋯⋯」1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡord4Axh9KC 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIbWE2B2Hn

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甲未及美人說完，便大驚呼叫：「百無禁忌！」，化作一簇光團逃走了。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡEucQx3gJNB 尼1214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslVVKNB0xQ

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另一邊端，乙急不及待返回殮房，卻在門口瞥見一副豐滿胸脯和圓滾翹臀從美人身上掉落，美人當堂花容失色、手足無措，狼狽地把掉落的直往身體裝嵌，乙立刻活見鬼般大驚呼叫：「百無禁忌！」，捲成一縷光團狂奔了。1234 copyright protection1210ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLhu5BdS7P 尼

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