No Plagiarism!8LU8283lVdE2FhZIRjEOposted on PENANA 鴻運當頭獅子頭,發財就手燜豬手。8964 copyright protection478PENANAKNbSWhK2Yf 維尼
開年飯的意頭菜說到底也只是一道寓意的象徵,最重要的莫過於是所有家人齊齊整整的團聚在一起,樂也融融共度慶祝新年。8964 copyright protection478PENANApUSmuPVTQM 維尼
然而,對於我們甘家來說,開年飯的意義卻完全有別於主流。8964 copyright protection478PENANAZq6FXa2tbg 維尼
每一道意頭菜式均是為了謝絕親戚前來聚餐誕生而成,藉此帶出不要前來探訪或逗留過長的訊息,好讓我們家裡能夠在新年裡頭樂得一絲的安靜。8964 copyright protection478PENANAjzNgJNXd7P 維尼
三表姐,九姨婆,十八姑丈,二十三舅父....8964 copyright protection478PENANATo6VTQJT75 維尼
父系甘家的族譜好比千年古樹的老樹盤根,千絲萬縷,錯綜複雜,親戚的數目足以能夠包下一整間劇院的坐位。8964 copyright protection478PENANAYN8dC0KQgY 維尼
讓人感到無奈的是,母系因家的族譜亦絕對不比甘家的為之遜色,舅父舅母數以十計。8964 copyright protection478PENANAvK3N9LlqKj 維尼
因著父親甘尚生的事業略有所成的關係,我們家的面積是雙方親戚中最為龐大的,順理成章便成為了兩家所有親戚在新年時候共聚一堂的理想地點。8964 copyright protection478PENANA8PYNHXJVh8 維尼
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雙親均是愛好寧靜的人,性格同時略為內斂,不太敢向親戚們直接道出不要在新年期間前來打擾的意願。8964 copyright protection478PENANANuuuHjBi8x 維尼
「聰明」的雙親為了婉轉地向親戚們傳達出自己心中的想法,決意在每年的意頭菜裡頭做上手腳,好讓眾人們能夠識趣地知難而退。8964 copyright protection478PENANAoSS89tYp4J 維尼
「鵝們這一家」,用上鵝掌、鵝翼、鵝頸等部位砌成花師奶的模樣,再用上攪拌機把鵝肉及內臟榨汁奉上,實行一鵝兩味。8964 copyright protection478PENANAhzEE4m7e2m 維尼
「如魚得水」,把曬乾的鹹魚與及鴨肉慢火熬製成老火湯水,未見已能聞其惡臭的噁心氣味。8964 copyright protection478PENANAVKH1wFxV1q 維尼
「雞玉滿堂」,那年適逢麥樂雞特價出售,父親用上貨車大手搜羅各區的麥樂雞,與母親二人合力一手一腳的把麥樂雞填滿在火雞裡頭,再把其附送的醬汁塗在火雞表面放進焗爐烤製。8964 copyright protection478PENANAkfPsSG9gMr 維尼
這道菜式的效果在眾多之中最為顯注,至今我還記得親戚們拿起餐刀把火雞切開,目瞪口呆看著堆製如山的麥樂雞一塊一塊的從山上滾下來的模樣。8964 copyright protection478PENANA8vRGMkcvox 維尼
翌年及期後的年份,有份參於割開火雞肚皮的親戚們如人間蒸發般的消失蹤影,紛紛改用郵寄或電子轉帳的方式送上利是錢。8964 copyright protection478PENANAefO69KyKiM 維尼
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奈何,儘管雙親們每年花盡腦汁製作別出心裁的「意頭菜」,家族排行十九的十九舅父及舅母依舊每年均風雨不改地拜訪我們這一家,讓雙親感到心煩又心躁。8964 copyright protection478PENANAa7bLd2cPPa 維尼
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「老婆,我終於想通了!8964 copyright protection478PENANAsfbtBZkaam 維尼
原來我們一直也是用上了錯誤的分針呀!」482Please respect copyright.PENANAbTE8p4naPB
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這一年,父親甘尚生在閱讀佛學書籍的時候領悟出了一道真理。8964 copyright protection478PENANAieLy86hZNu 維尼
「色即是空,空即是色,無招勝有招!8964 copyright protection478PENANAHuH1NMwDYs 維尼
我們今年甚麼意頭菜也不煮上的話,他們定必會感到無癮,下一年便不會再來拜訪吧!」8964 copyright protection478PENANA18IzchGCrC 維尼
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「老公!!!你真聰明!抵錫!」母親因賞吻了父親一下,亮出甜蜜的笑容。8964 copyright protection478PENANAIuVjtdUZ9U 維尼
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誰不知,聰明反被聰明誤,翌年十九舅父和十九舅母竟然擅自攜帶菜式前來拜年....8964 copyright protection478PENANAgPnzeIE9yv 維尼
「新年快樂,財源廣進呀,尚生!」8964 copyright protection478PENANAztxVliAMpC 維尼
十九舅父雙手拿著盛滿餐盒的環保袋,作出一道恭賀的手勢。8964 copyright protection478PENANANd7ZBxTYXE 維尼
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「嗯....新快....」8964 copyright protection478PENANAOem4VjH62q 維尼
得知自己的「色即是空」政策徹底地失敗後,尚生一臉無癮,垂頭喪氣的作出超簡短回答。8964 copyright protection478PENANA98VhGGDsQZ 維尼
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「呵呵,祝你學業進步,快高長大呢,甘時!」8964 copyright protection478PENANAMV4pijoq30 維尼
十九舅父跟父親作出恭賀,隨即把衣服口袋裡藏有「硬塊」的紅利是交到我手中。8964 copyright protection478PENANAsuG9d4Xmjc 維尼
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「多謝十九舅父、十九舅母!祝你們心想事成!」8964 copyright protection478PENANAC21mpKLTS0 維尼
感測得到利是裡頭竟然是一塊五毫硬幣後,我心中的怒火猛烈的燃燒起來,用上年初四的口臉跟二人作出祝賀。8964 copyright protection478PENANAlwgTM30GTn 維尼
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「呵呵,真乖!」8964 copyright protection478PENANADakC9QzcKQ 維尼
十九舅父右手輕輕掃過我的頭髮後,呵呵大笑擅自進入大屋裡頭。8964 copyright protection478PENANAQbBcp39NPl 維尼
彩鳳迎春、年年有餘、發財好市、百花如意卷、四喜鮮蔬.....8964 copyright protection478PENANAa04LqXpfFI 維尼
出乎意料之外,十九舅父舅母所帶來的賀年菜可真不少,而且更是色香味俱存,具大師級的風範。8964 copyright protection478PENANAeuFykuUKn6 維尼
其中那道雞蛋煎年糕更是讓我感到極為驚訝,不但有嚼勁不黏口,蛋香與及年糕的甜味更是配合得恰到好處,達天人合一之境。8964 copyright protection478PENANApqO35BzIWH 維尼
大概是跟我有著同感的關係,雙親全程只是埋頭苦幹的默默進食,不發一言。8964 copyright protection478PENANAGIWPIhlLtM 維尼
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「時仔,你知道雞蛋煎年糕的典故由來嗎?」8964 copyright protection478PENANAZsIEoB1Ojo 維尼
十九舅父率先在寧靜的飯局作出破冰舉動。8964 copyright protection478PENANA3z79Y4Ctiv 維尼
「不知道。」8964 copyright protection478PENANA02SgztaHVP 維尼
我皺起雙眉,漠然搖頭道。8964 copyright protection478PENANAUkDyAFfpZ0 維尼
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「相傳呢,一名寡婦妒嫉自己家姐婚姻美滿的關係,特意為她的兒子烹調雞蛋煎年糕,取其快高長大意頭的同時,暗中詛咒其所有考試測試均取得零雞蛋零分呢!」8964 copyright protection478PENANA07S5diWRAP 維尼
十九舅父名副其實的揚起了一道「十九」的笑容。8964 copyright protection478PENANADRywHLqBC8 維尼
「甚麼!?」8964 copyright protection478PENANA6BepMGR0h2 維尼
聽到這個典故後,我嚇得把口中的雞蛋煎年糕碎塊連忙吐出來。8964 copyright protection478PENANAWsaXxtHnXC 維尼
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「放心!放心!時仔,雞蛋煎年糕的詛咒可是有很多拆解方法的!」8964 copyright protection478PENANA7By6o1PnsO 維尼
十九舅父此時展示出一道嚴肅的模樣。8964 copyright protection478PENANAz73afVDYnJ 維尼
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「例如呢?8964 copyright protection478PENANAG0fBKdAWzF 維尼
呀! 我想到了!是不是聆聽防彈少年團的歌曲呢?」8964 copyright protection478PENANAFSuu6kVjYW 維尼
聰敏的我當下想出了「食字」的拆解辦法。8964 copyright protection478PENANAwRuxNePZSE 維尼
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「吓?甚麼是防彈少年團?」8964 copyright protection478PENANAkzGCz2xlhd 維尼
十九舅父一臉不惑的看著我,雙手放在身後蠢蠢蠢欲動起來。8964 copyright protection478PENANAFrFWjyHImU 維尼
「正確解法是吃下大量嘉頓雜餅,再灌下大量清水,迫使自己扣喉把詛咒完整吐出來呢!」8964 copyright protection478PENANAAMtVXvgtfn 維尼
十九舅父像魔術師似的變出了一罐紅白家庭裝嘉頓雜餅放在桌前,哈哈仰天大笑起來。8964 copyright protection478PENANAayy155UkRM 維尼
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此刻,雙親一臉激動的大聲拍打由雲石所製造的餐桌,滿臉通紅的一致地對我作出大聲呼喚。8964 copyright protection478PENANASLuNtbthT0 維尼
「時仔,你還在等待著甚麼!8964 copyright protection478PENANApcEIIZDc3a 維尼
現在可是嘉頓雜餅在前呀! 士可殺不可辱呀!」8964 copyright protection478PENANA7mXfvyLHWU 維尼
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與雙親確認過眼神後,我隨即用上了多年苦練而成的筷子功,以慢卻雙親零點三秒左右的時間把夾上「發財好市」的蠔豉,塞進十九舅父的口裡,一家三口心有靈犀的大喝一聲。8964 copyright protection478PENANAK0pg3AKgUm 維尼
「食屎啦你!」8964 copyright protection478PENANAD6yhrIJ4xD 維尼
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