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“嘻嘻嘻,”胖嘟嘟的嘴唇,裂开一條縫,牽扯著爆紅朱唇上的二撇毛上下在跳動:“十幾個鐘頭,坐到老子痔瘡爆發,陰蝨都爭啲餓死哂嘞,好彩冇乜事終於到啦。”
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大鄉里出城既主角,人皆謔稱“大口唐(堂)狗”既方名堂,慣以堂少自居,人前人後經常自誇閱女無數,性食兩無憂喎!
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查實經路邊社透露,大口狗並非正宗香港人士,乃三四十年前由水路到港,上岸後被邊防軍犬狂追,雖然最終逃脫成功抵壘,攞到身分証做香港人,但過程中卻留下烙印,成為終身憾事。
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原來當晚大口狗上岸之初,夜色迷濛,不辨方向下自投羅網,往邊防哨站走去,未幾即有兩隻軍犬狂哮撲前,大口狗驚嚇下腳軟難逃,迅被追及,無計可施下唯有拔出利刀,實行搏一搏。
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時機緊逼形勢兇險下,大口狗迅速用左手自後褲袋拔出小刀,右手即時拉開褲鏈,以在鄉下時慣常演嘢(?)驚嚇村娥的純熟手勢拔出小傢伙,不過今次形勢比狗強,嚇狗輪唔到佢。
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但見大口狗左手揸刀右手揸賓州,手起刀落,莫非彼欲效法釋迦牟尼捨身飼虎、薩波達王割肉餵鷹乎?非也!實乃今見功敗而垂成,唯有施以苦肉之計,欲以賓州餵狗換自由耳。
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説時遲那時快,一刀切下,大口狗終歸不捨得跨下三寸之物,不由自主下屎忽往後一縮,煩腦三千猶剩下二千,祇見鮮血狂灑下,方寸點滴之物脫身而去。
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也是合該有幸,就因此污腥之物祇得Red kidney bean大小,兩狗不足以分食,引致二犬互鬥,終兩敗俱傷,大口狗方能乘機僅以殘州身免。
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