鬧市中,一個衣衫襤褸的乾癟老人倚欄癱坐路旁,他面前置有一個泛黃的發泡膠盒,盒裡放有不少硬幣和小額紙鈔。看見這打扮配這地點加這陣式,路人不約而同想及「乞丐」一詞。546Please respect copyright.PENANAXBfn3R0SsK
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該詞混和各個路人的性格,進而發展出不同的後續事情。546Please respect copyright.PENANANWW1kkjTIF
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不少人認定他是由犯罪組織操控的假乞丐,打算報警處理,奈何自身時間寶貴,只好作罷,扭頭離開;有人沒能判辨他是否真乞丐,欲施予援手,又擔心被騙財,於是選擇折衷的方法,送他麵包或飯盒;有人不理會他是真丐或假丐,反正褲袋裡頭硬幣多,分他幾個又何妨;有人相信他是個如假包換的真乞丐,暗暗憑藉他的年齡和外貌特徵去編撰出一系列的身世背景——他有兒有女,可恨他們各有家室,沒暇閒和剩錢去照顧年邁的他——在強烈的同情心驅使下,他們心甘情願地放下張張鈔票……546Please respect copyright.PENANAmb7Rtq31hc
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面對路人百態,老人沒有作出任何反應,繼續癱坐,不發一言。直至一老一嫩的兩位警員步近。546Please respect copyright.PENANA6Khp4hRXA7
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「先生,有人投訴你在此非法行乞。麻煩你出示身份證。」嫩警一臉正氣,不亢不卑。546Please respect copyright.PENANAdgHdNeYsMg
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「冤枉呀!我沒有行乞呢!我是正當商人,提供正當服務!」老人表情無辜。546Please respect copyright.PENANAeXKsmJILLC
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「甚麼?」嫩警認為證據確鑿,不禁失笑反問。546Please respect copyright.PENANAjP4Edx9fVV
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「城市人善心泛濫,但難以抽空做善事。於是我提供簡易方便的渠道讓大家宣洩一番!」老人從褲袋掏出一張「流動小販牌照(其他類別)」證件。546Please respect copyright.PENANAUl0EU3oM25
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嫩警正要出言反駁歪理之際,老警突然開口打岔:「流動小販屬於『食環署』的管轄範圍。」546Please respect copyright.PENANAATPNBYusvp
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嫩警稍頓片刻才參透老警的話中話,心不甘情不願地將證件歸還老人。546Please respect copyright.PENANAKdCnz6OH8x
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「你亦不要令我們難為——快到別處去!」老警皺皺眉,示意老人要識趣。546Please respect copyright.PENANAFIuBXOydjI
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「放心!謹遵兩位指令!」老人匆匆收拾硬幣和紙鈔,帶笑離開,回到價值千萬的居所去。


