或許我早該退休。這已不是我熟悉的世界。我的耿直腦袋追不上時代變遷,無法找到真正罪犯,空有一副好身手和精良裝備。121Please respect copyright.PENANArQ5V429hXn
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何謂罪犯?何謂罪?121Please respect copyright.PENANASckQV8J9Ns
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在這文明年代,再無惡賊持重型武器殺人搶掠,亦無天才瘋子企圖毀天滅地。人人德智雙全,律己律人。自己誠實,所以人人應該誠實,不誠實的人有罪;自己環保,所以人人應該環保,不環保的人都有罪;自己無私分享,所以人人應該無私分享,不無私分享的人都有罪……121Please respect copyright.PENANAH0tLs6eFJP
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無事化小事,小事化大事,是世界和平的證明。我很高興世界迎來和平,雖然這份和平與我無關。121Please respect copyright.PENANAkfGke3sfH7
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是我活該。耿直腦袋追不上時代變遷。121Please respect copyright.PENANAdMqMnrqLP7
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「布魯斯.韋恩,韋恩企業擁有者,被控『使用虛假身分對世界公民動用私刑』、『未經批准私藏重型武器』,名下全權擁有的韋恩企業違反『工業環保條例』和『競爭法』……」121Please respect copyright.PENANAFNIPWMg3XZ
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面對指控,我選擇不辯護,隨法官依例將我判刑。121Please respect copyright.PENANA00SgjaudtO
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步出法院、被押往囚車途中,我看見四周人山人海。群眾不發一言,靜坐舉牌,牌上盡是各式各樣表達憤怒的溫和字眼。我充分感受到他們的恨意、禮貌及文化修養。換在我的黃金年代,我大概已被粗言穢語謾罵、被投擲臭蛋雜物、被不知從哪裡冒出來的正義人士槍殺。121Please respect copyright.PENANA8qxTlTT0uI
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九十九歲的我成為監獄裡最年長罪犯。曾有一刻擔心被其他囚犯欺凌,但我很快放心下來——原來我同時是監獄裡最強壯罪犯。大部份囚犯並非職業罪犯,只是偶然誤入歧途,犯下「亂拋垃圾」、「亂過馬路」、「拖欠小額債務(一萬元以下)」之類的小罪。121Please respect copyright.PENANAzUVomTiv5B
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在監獄步行了一小時後,我終於被押至重犯區域,獨立監禁。牢房內設備齊全,環境舒適,質素可以媲美我的億元別墅,完美保障我的人權和私穩。121Please respect copyright.PENANA07iWllw0pu
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集體午餐時,新認識的獄友問我犯下甚麼罪行。我如實相告。121Please respect copyright.PENANAVzgPEzOf1e
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他思考片刻,誠懇說:「你的名字絕對會被寫進歷史書。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAX2Otb8w0f0
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「我也這麼認為。」我點頭,認同自己的確罪大惡極。121Please respect copyright.PENANAk6BysGsiDZ
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遺臭萬年(二創)
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