
我告訴醫生自己近來經常流鼻血。374Please respect copyright.PENANAmoTXEwKbys
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「你的鼻子快要掉落。」醫生簡易檢查後作出如此結論。374Please respect copyright.PENANAKkvY4BmPzN
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我以為他在開玩笑,但他卻認真上網輸入一串長長英文字詞,搜尋結果顯示這是罕見疾病。374Please respect copyright.PENANAWfStobDfZM
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「鼻子擁有自我意識,不甘受制於母體。」醫生有意無意托托眼鏡。374Please respect copyright.PENANAhJCIZO0m1E
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我無法即時應答——一來不相信世上會有如此奇怪的疾病,二來不知怎樣反應,尤當我看見醫生的鼻子被眼鏡壓歪了,兩個鼻孔位置明顯高低不平。374Please respect copyright.PENANAk37UvPtXdN
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「噢!這個……別擔心!這是假鼻。」醫生脫下眼鏡,對鏡調整假鼻:「我的鼻子離家出走,至今下落不明。」374Please respect copyright.PENANARB533XZo5A
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發神經!我馬上衝出診所,遠離這個神經病。好不容易跑回家中,稍為鎮靜下來,才發現自己滿身是血。怎麼了?難道……374Please respect copyright.PENANADQENL7o5kT
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「呀!呀!呀——」浴室鏡裡,面容扭曲的我沒有鼻子。374Please respect copyright.PENANA2kV96fjviM
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接下來的數天,我窩在家裡足不出戶,深怕有人發現我丟失鼻子。新聞報導說有人在街上拾到一個憂傷的鼻子,勸喻失主盡快聯絡警方。望著屏幕畫面上的鼻子不停流鼻水,狀甚可憐,我驀地懷念以往挖鼻的快樂時光……374Please respect copyright.PENANARuYhCwNqEu
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叮噹——374Please respect copyright.PENANAnldLdwcmym
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大門門鈴倏忽響起。我應門。原來是醫生、新聞報導員和攝製隊。他們小心翼翼捧著我的鼻子,用鏡頭記錄我和鼻子重逢一刻。374Please respect copyright.PENANAl5VsX01ZkL
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誰料鼻子拒絕回到原有位置,除非我答應永遠流鼻血。374Please respect copyright.PENANAX1p0tk0HC1
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「原來鼻子愛上了鼻血,甘願為它放棄安穩生活!真是一段可歌可泣的愛情故事!」醫生果然是醫生,十分理解鼻子。374Please respect copyright.PENANAwyLAGhQCtF
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眾人目光聚焦在我身上。我感受到一股無形壓力逼迫我就範。374Please respect copyright.PENANAeTh1jeQ6Zr
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可是我總不能永遠流鼻血啊!我還要挖鼻、進食、接吻!我的人生絕不能敗在這個任性的鼻子身上!374Please respect copyright.PENANA9oMaCPMW9M
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我拒絕鼻子要求。鼻子惱羞成怒,縱身一彈,撞開醫生的假鼻,取代假鼻位置,正式成為醫生的鼻。374Please respect copyright.PENANAtQUh951iRs
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鏡頭前,萬千觀眾同時見證醫生鼻血泉湧的動人畫面。