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「但係石至磊既分的確係唔夠升中六,留級係唯一既做法...」個肥婆miss lam一路數我既不是,我都廢鳩事聽落去378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m39thWnhz
今日係2013年7月15號,中五學年既家長日378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D3l4o5Pv6
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而響我身邊落力為我講好說話既金毛中坑,正正就係我既鄰居,亦即係我既師父378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQFY4KnpKn
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「屌佢老味,差幾分姐,個死肥婆講極都唔撚明,的佢去做豬乸漢堡啦仆街!」一走出班房,師父就收起剛才既友善,不斷痛罵個肥婆378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0nnjBd15I
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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYyomgCiTb
我6歲果陣老母走左佬,就將我交左比師父照顧,一養就養左十一年378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWxguihh9X
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呢樣野我曾經問過佢點解,不過佢似乎都唔係好想講378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwTcyHDHIL
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeXaCGYw8Y
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvmc3RcNP9
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我快速走到E室,打開家門:「新月,救我呀!!!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyff3lGRdE
坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpidtz7Za3
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「好..好小事姐..」新月經常充當我倆之間既和事佬,對此情況早已見怪不怪378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJSUdywRD9
「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v6Ciqi6CX
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新月馬上遞上一杯熱茶:「唔好嬲啦師父,飲啖茶下下火先」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbTLmF6BlR
師父飲左口茶後已經收火:「係喎,新月你頭先放榜喎,考成點呀!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34gKkwK2S7
「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCswCS7MjLY
師父拍拍新月既頭:「叻女!你學下新月啦打靶仔!人讀書你讀書,讀到你成個傻鳩咁!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdplSIGxBqp
面對住師父既指罵,我已經冇力再答佢378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bQQNFCHuu
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我同師父互屌,新月做和事佬,無限LOOP378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n1PYwqkot
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「係既...不過之後因為八月既一件事,我同師父就炒左大獲啦..」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAelt4jqAh
rina聽到呢句嚇左一跳:「咩事呀?可以搞到你地反面」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAbIaa7yIQ
「真..真係要講呀?我驚嚇親你喎...」呢件事的確有d尷尬378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm7Av6Tvmd
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C3ajvbYbz
今日我又繼續我既廢青生活,日日訓到一兩點,起身就開始打機,打到夜晚咁上下就訓378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBQ7fzZebj
相反,入左理工設計系既新月就比我多姿多彩得多,呢期又話要去d乜迎新營,八月尾都冇乜點返過黎訓378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3NxeqUzHE
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深田恭子寫真集「blue moon」?!378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIXJ7F3P5R
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「識左師父咁耐都唔知佢鐘意深田恭子tim..」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozQGFCzqOY
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「嘩屌好撚正呀...咁扯法唔係路喎....打返個飛機先得!打完實訓得著啦掛」我心想,之後就拿拿聲拎住本恭子寫真集入房378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwDvGQ9ePU
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「oh....yeah.....kimochi..恭子bb呀..」對住恭子完美既身材,我左手揭住寫真集,右手揸住巨龍自慰,一邊唸唸有語378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccKnjTiah4
我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO2gX3hGD3
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師父就響門口!!!!!!!!!!378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AsroNjuY8
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我當堂嚇到仆街,左手既tempo亦嚇得掉落地下378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul8O41hoXf
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「轟!轟!轟!」白色既龍汁直接射向恭子既可愛臉蛋及豐滿身材上378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbe9GYXVbE
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQS3Q3g8VB
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「我個肥恭呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」師父眼泛淚光,拎起充滿龍汁既寫真集378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qBeDu8cVx
我已經唔知可以講咩好:「呃...呃....對...對唔...住...囉」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneJjCgR2E4
師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQOKOt4upQ
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「咦.....原來你有打飛機,仲要鐘意射落d寫真集,咁核凸架....」rina聽到呢度,不禁皺眉378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RvWP0XWr1
「喂,依家有邊個後生仔未打過飛機架...」我反駁378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCISHIwZTv3
rina身馬上靠後,露出厭惡既表情:「咁你實拎過我d bra呀底褲呀黎打飛機啦,你好變態囉....」女人既幻想力真係無極限378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jCN949d0e
「屌你係咪傻架,...何況我冇打好耐啦..」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNGLCdpPEK
「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujSQN1l2cV
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我拖住自己既行李,響清晨既屯門遊蕩378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuCexKvPwt
「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnwUpOLIqe
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzdxRrjD0i
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「啾...」一下大風,將一張報紙吹到我腳邊378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC9oYoeieo
我心諗:「屌,邊撚個亂拋垃圾呀..」然後執起報紙378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsNnnFwWH6
呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYXSqKgmII
「咁筍?係撚唔係呀...」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloISa0mbSg
咪住先..如果我搬左出去,咁咪唔駛每日再受師父d臭脾氣囉..378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n8RzJhF6m
返學呢d唔撚理啦378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tVNQOg5ZR
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比新月捉左返去既果個金髮男,最後就只係供出左其餘三個人既樣貌378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGVYiJ3z4i
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQsd8WQjmI
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