小羽靈光一閃,終於明白為甚麼委託狀寫明要個人類死神去辦了。總不能叫個牛頭怪物大刺刺走到陽間假扮私家偵探。吼天犬也被二人的話題吸引,不再戇居居的望著那海景夜色。544Please respect copyright.PENANAWwPuBYEN4U
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「目標人物叫甚麼名字?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAxvnGkhyqiV
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白爺遲疑半刻,才在嘴縫併出幾隻字:「她...她以前叫乙夢。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAhNWraL1XrV
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「她是個十惡不赦的女魔頭嗎?」小羽漸漸認真起來:「蜘蛛精?蚌精?白骨精?還是專吃小孩的女巫?」544Please respect copyright.PENANA1bXi7jZoYL
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「豆丁妳嘴巴得放乾淨點!」吼天犬矋一眼小羽。白爺重新走回睡房,把剛才那張女子畫像拿回來:「這就是乙夢,只是個尋常人類。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAuoAS4NcjCk
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那幅女人像畫吸引著小羽的眼睛,她幾乎肯定見過畫中人,答案卻卡在腦袋瓜,無論怎麼用力就是想不出來。544Please respect copyright.PENANAhx4PmJc60Z
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白爺扭扭捏捏來回踱步,無端端忽然一句:「她是我四百年前指腹為婚的太太。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAP8vjN3zMME
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小羽用手遮著畫像那件古裝衣服,專注望著那女子的五官。「噢!...我想起了!」小羽也站起來嚷道:「畫像裡面的女人,正正就是寵物店那老闆娘啊!」544Please respect copyright.PENANAeOZqLHUiXc
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「...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAvVnG8p4wVg
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「原來她...就是你生前的未婚妻。」小羽口直心快、不懂轉彎抹角:「所以你經常借故幫趁她買狗糧,不是要買給吼天犬,純粹為想多見她幾面,是吧?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAukHyQHsPQO
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白爺背向小羽,腳步硬生生地停住。544Please respect copyright.PENANAOSuYhM7aJH
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「天大地大,堂堂一個魔神屈就在香港這個彈丸之地,竟然就是這個原因?」小羽站起來,一股腦兒接下去:「那女人不是幾百歲的老妖,就是輪迴再世到這裡。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAs9MUZ50GT1
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白爺閉上眼,兩行眼眉接成一條橫線。「悠悠生死別經年,魂魄不曾來入夢...」白爺無厘頭的拋下詩句,顯得無比傷感。544Please respect copyright.PENANA5U3VyUxUbi
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「原來你想追人,才叫我搜集情報吧。」沒想到幾人百歲人的白爺如斯扭擰。小羽歪起嘴,拍拍白爺膊頭:「放心吧,這方面我最拿手,一定可以幫你把她混到手!」544Please respect copyright.PENANAA9wiQa6qWB
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「不不不...我沒打算跟她一起。」白爺思想混亂到一個點,甚至有些結結巴巴:「好不容易才找到她呢...原來投胎來了水鄉九龍。可是在下不打算跟她碰面,只會在遠處默默守護她。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAyfxIQHNVWY
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「玩嘢呀?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAmto0LBrSNf
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「她輪迴為人、我是魔神,靈界法案明文禁止人鬼戀啊。」白爺嘆一口氣:「四百年來,我們陰陽兩隔、人鬼殊途...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAeqnDFeW0BZ
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「仲爽,十年八載後她老了死了,轉過眼又輪迴重新變成後生女。」 544Please respect copyright.PENANAT290wPw6aW
白爺繼續編歪理去說服自己:「她三十年華,又怎會愛上我這個老不死呢?」544Please respect copyright.PENANACOAbfFkvyV
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「誰知道?說不定她是個大叔控呢?」小羽揮揮手,像趕走惱人的烏蠅:「問題是白爺你啊,夠膽愛不夠膽認。你有無限時間去拖延、人家沒有嘛。望了四百年還未望夠嗎?要麼你就投胎跟她再續前緣,要不你就死心自動退出。都幾百歲人啦,諗嘢都唔化...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAgC4ZxJm30c
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吼天犬再次人立起來,站在白爺跟前:「妳這黃毛小丫頭,休得無禮...」544Please respect copyright.PENANARvD9Ayf725
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「泡妞的事...你識條鐵咩!?」小羽一臉不屑的的回瞪吼天犬:「情情愛愛幾時輪到家畜插嘴?」544Please respect copyright.PENANA3ixZbyobyy
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吼天犬嗚咽出負傷似的叫聲,求救望著白爺。544Please respect copyright.PENANA8ttORHK5K6
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白爺卻長呼一口氣道:「小姑娘,妳倒說得沒錯...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAtRlSsXfQN1
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小羽咧嘴而笑,洋洋得意:「還用說?本小姐可是戀愛專家、收兵能手。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAvWs9EX4aQA
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「可惜人鬼戀...是靈界大罪。我官拜二品,知法犯法,更加罪加一等。」白爺慨嘆道:「不單只我會出事,就連乙夢也會遭殃。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAfgo9PRuFxm
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小羽回應白爺:「法規是人訂的。誰人掌權,誰人就可以訂立遊戲規則。禁止人鬼戀這檔事是誰人下的規定?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAPjSSjVeaSk
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「當然是前閻王大人...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAbsqjUDNkhH
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「那麼等我當上了閻羅王,到時候就不會再有人阿支阿左,對不對?」聽小羽口氣,事情就像一加一等於二那麼簡單。544Please respect copyright.PENANATZDN3HyCAJ
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白爺一會兒搖搖頭,一會兒又望著空蕩蕩的牆:「瘋了...瘋了...妳叫我為了兒女私情,去破壞靈界幾百年的規矩...」544Please respect copyright.PENANA7HuLNNGEMj
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小羽盤起隻腿坐在木椅上,只給白爺一個心領神會的微笑。544Please respect copyright.PENANAuosF1VtfQb
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「我真是愈老愈胡塗了,竟然會被妳這小丫頭慫恿。」白爺口裡一套,面上卻是豁然開朗的表情:「但至少妳得先幫我搜集她的資料,我最怕的就是她已經心有所屬。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAWODBQnMpw6
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「等等,先給我五分鐘。」然後小羽拿著電話在按個不停,白爺卻對她做甚麼毫無頭緒。小羽忽然咀角一歪,直接了當的答:「起底完成。不用怕啊,她應該未結婚,或許連拍拖對象都未有。」544Please respect copyright.PENANA7TidsUX7eo
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「嗄?妳怎麼知道?」白爺緊張得雙手按在桌上,連吼天犬的眼也撐得老大。544Please respect copyright.PENANAQUEnes9AP2
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小羽反開她手上的平板電腦,得意的撥一撥額上留海:「我幹嘛要騙你們。她剛剛在Facebook add 了我做朋友。」小羽放大乙夢的Profile Picture,那正是老闆娘抱住頭牧羊犬的照片。544Please respect copyright.PENANAQITVBcPToZ
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「妳妳妳...妳怎會有乙夢的照片!?妳跟她...她是甚麼關係?」白爺忽爾間失去冷酷的形像,頓時連說話也結巴起來。544Please respect copyright.PENANACMOiyURJHu
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「這是資訊科技的年代哪,這是Facebook的大頭照,叫Profile Pic。」小羽刻意展示幾張相冊的近照,成功吊住了白爺的癮。「人家一搜尋那家寵物店網頁,很容易就找到她的Facebook帳戶了。然後自己也換了Profile Pic,假裝養了頭狗,她立刻就接受了我的交友邀請喇。」544Please respect copyright.PENANACpYdqUGid1
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吼天犬抓抓頭:「妳養了頭甚麼狗?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAhoznoOYDBE
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「笨狗。」小羽按到自己版面:「我只不過換了剛才我和吼天犬你合照上去罷了。」 544Please respect copyright.PENANALq0YWCQxZT
白爺一下子驚惶失措,甚至比黑爺更甚:「妳妳妳...讓我看一下。」544Please respect copyright.PENANABJOJErRlqU
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「等等...首先呢,起底任務就完成了,你得先付五百個大洋。」小羽突然戲劇性的轉變了聲線:「另外本小姐正打算提供增值服務。人家打算約乙夢姐姐出去溜狗,假如白爺你想趁機親近人家的話,得要本小姐考慮一下。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAKaPbVWY3LN
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白爺的臉陣紅陣青,夾雜了不安與狂喜。544Please respect copyright.PENANA3D34HgZwVZ
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「開個價錢來!」544Please respect copyright.PENANA0emVB6BpY2
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「我不要錢。」小羽又露出她古惑的笑容:「我想你幫我哥哥還陽。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAzUWCLrXI3K
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「這個...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAkrQP5ROIax
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小羽裝出一副為難的樣子:「若然哪...白爺你不幫助我兩兄妹的話,我隨時會跟乙夢姐姐說溜了口,給她知道有個跟蹤了她四百年的變態大叔跟蹤狂,一直對她想入非非...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAeZml4qt2Qa
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「妳妳妳無憑無據,她怎會想信!」544Please respect copyright.PENANAa0p8mEyTVs
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「白爺你手上不是有副乙夢姐姐的畫像嗎?」小羽再次亮出電話,原來她在不知不覺間用手提拍下了那幅畫,「要是她知道有個變態叔叔,每晚對著她的人像畫當J圖...」544Please respect copyright.PENANAwWKkLfVjYX
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「好了...」白爺掩住眼,認命鬥這小女孩不過。「妳要怎樣就怎樣,夠了吧!」544Please respect copyright.PENANA0qSDFq7HRj
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「Yeah!」小羽拍拍白爺的肩膀:「成交!」544Please respect copyright.PENANAHk98x8l1eI
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白爺坐下來,望望乙夢的畫像,再望望精力旺盛的小羽,心裡安慰自己,這四百年的悶局總需要找個突破。544Please respect copyright.PENANAxl0knRY5BC
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「我想起碼須要調查一下,妳哥哥他被貪狼襲擊的事。」白爺的目光忽然年輕了幾歲:「另外妳要完成那十八重地獄關卡,並不是一般遊魂野鬼應付得了。我們得去找另一位退休死神,從長計議。」544Please respect copyright.PENANARKWC0hCUcA
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「又是四百幾歲不老不死的人瑞大叔嗎?」小羽挖苦兩句,但白爺知道她其實挺興奮的。544Please respect copyright.PENANAZe6H9Tb9lQ
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白爺重新被上外衣,大褸在飄起的剎那間變成件銀白色的大俠被風。「對啊,他也是個老不死。妳可叫他黑爺。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAqVm31I6OBZ
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「你們的綽號倒改得很沒個性。」小羽連跑帶跳的跟在後面:「你們當了那麼多年死神,有些酷一點的稱號嗎?」544Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4141hAGU9
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「有啊,不過這年頭,已經好久沒有人記得我們了。想當年一山一廟,供奉我倆的香火可不少,陽人或許會怕了我們的江湖名號吧,因為一見到我倆,就知道快要死了。」544Please respect copyright.PENANAPh7Renzmo7
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小羽好奇的問:「那是甚麼呢?」544Please respect copyright.PENANA5VUwq3zduE
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「我們兩個是...」一陣寒風遽地飄起:「黑白無常。」 544Please respect copyright.PENANAgSo0Yo7EEF
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