二人走到海濱盡頭,一條寛大的石橋通往一個小島。島上盡是三四層高的木造建築物,被一道啡黃色的夯土牆圍著,遠看就像座海盜的堡壘、又像條翻轉了的大船。515Please respect copyright.PENANAKObvqfBW78
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黃炏指著海岸線那邊:「九龍綜合政府合處就在昂船洲。」515Please respect copyright.PENANAJpbDHryVCY
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「昂船洲?甚麼地方?聽都未聽過。」515Please respect copyright.PENANAXzPcOUb7QE
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沿著石橋穿過宏偉的黑色牌坊,他們來到一列巨大建築物群組前的廣場。這兒的氣氛跟大街截然不同,多了份肅然起敬的寧靜感。建築群呈左右對稱的格局,高高低低錯落有致。灰色瓦片屋脊上站著隻石雕的雄雞,不斷左顧右盼監視四周。白色牆壁托著大紅燈籠和老榕樹,顯得份外高雅。515Please respect copyright.PENANAapqX6Lh9OL
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一個深黑木色的巨大龍型石雕,佇立在必經之路上,橫額寫著「九龍政府合署」。每條通往建築物的路上,不斷都有古裝打扮、我頂著光環的人進進出出,還夾雜幾隻動物頭人身的妖怪。515Please respect copyright.PENANAOWfTsDBsyH
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眼睛發亮的小羽禁不住好奇心,走到一塊類似商場指示牌的石碑前。 515Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ru5LqbEIk
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傳送點往酆都、三途川以及須彌山515Please respect copyright.PENANAAOozha9IX6
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綜合辦公大樓 - 東翼一樓:515Please respect copyright.PENANAwOUfzQ43uC
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黃炏一本正經的向詢問處查詢,走過來指著指示牌一角:「我們要先去這裡,遊魂入境事務處。」 515Please respect copyright.PENANAd9A6TVq4DD
進入安全檢查站崗處,兩個近三米高的牛頭馬面,全副武裝的守住外牆大門,手裡拿著殺氣騰騰的武器。小羽望著牛頭那結實得誇張的手臂,心忖牠們一手就把哥哥踏死杮餅。515Please respect copyright.PENANA1sAiidgZn5
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拐過保安站崗,沒多久就來到入境事務處的辦公廳。這裡的格局沒有外邊皇城般的氣勢,卻像是屋村老式銀行一般。一直排幾十張接待窗,職員都埋頭苦幹的預備文件。515Please respect copyright.PENANAOKECvkaEJt
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或許是時間尚早的關係(以靈界來說這是上午),大多櫃檯都沒有客人。小羽挑了最近的一張坐下,木椅子拉出刺耳的嘰嘰聲。515Please respect copyright.PENANACOHYn8YHsK
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「小姐妳好,我們想辦理探親用雙程證。」黃炏手踭倚著櫃檯,跟木桌後那個長髮女子,辦理登記手續。她一頭黑髮把面龐都遮蓋得密不透風,小羽好奇她究竟是怎樣寫字的,順道想偷看這女職員的臉。515Please respect copyright.PENANAYEDzpFq8SR
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女職員突然舉起頭,她眼珠翻過了龍,眼框大都是滿佈血絲的眼白。害小羽嚇了一跳跳,差點心臟病發。小羽接過一張用毛筆字寫的申請表格時,才發現女職員枱頭寫著「當值主任:貞子」。 515Please respect copyright.PENANA7WQAzsTAg0
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「妖,早知要小心點...」515Please respect copyright.PENANA8FCcD4MPkc
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辦理靈界出入境文件倒比預期順利,小羽只須鬼劃符兩個簽名就搞定。貞子連半句問話都沒有,不消十分鐘就批出了『無限次出入境通行證』。小羽小心翼翼的接過貞子手中的證件,幸好沒碰到她那黑色指甲,當堂舒了一口氣。515Please respect copyright.PENANAdTm6nC4wP5
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「好了,手續辦妥了。歡迎隨時過來靈界。」貞子餘音裊裊的歡迎小羽,叫她起了一背雞皮疙瘩。515Please respect copyright.PENANA9rXDbz7YD0
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接下來到黃炏坐到職員辦公桌前。負責接見黃炏的是一位老眼昏花的老頭子:「唔...黃先生是吧...」515Please respect copyright.PENANAdSAIdjR9G0
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「嗯。」515Please respect copyright.PENANAVhKKbYYhK2
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「我看我們不能處理閣下的輪迴申請。」 515Please respect copyright.PENANARmVD5q6fV4
「甚麼?」515Please respect copyright.PENANABMSzGOcsJL
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老頭翻起身邊一本磚頭書:「看來是這樣沒錯...根據遊魂入境條例,我們只會為居住靈界滿七年、或是正式死亡的居民提供免費申辦輪迴服務。」515Please respect copyright.PENANAfdRzRoJdrw
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「那我有甚麼問題?」515Please respect copyright.PENANA6YNeYcB5Ru
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「黃先生你還沒有死。」老頭指著另一本通勝似的字書:「閣下陽壽未盡,尚未得到輪迴轉生的申請資格。」515Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wa7UZJItH
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「可是我的肉體已經被燒毀了,只剩下我這副遊魂,難道就不可以申請輪迴?」515Please respect copyright.PENANAGrg06xDoWy
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「如果閣下想提出申訴,您可以到四號櫃位拿表格4II(D),填妥後轉交投胎主任申請;又或是到生死註冊處查冊,證明閣下的陽壽紀錄出錯,然後重新排期。」老頭一副公事公辦的口吻,整段說話看來已經講過上萬遍。「如果您還是有甚麼不明白,歡迎到我們的各區的魂政事務局,或是社區會堂找當值的土地公公查詢,甚至各區區議會的義務狀師可以給您一點其他法律意見。可是,在未有其他證明文件的前提底下,本署只可以暫時擱置閣下這項輪迴資格的申請。」515Please respect copyright.PENANAdQARF35Ukq
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黃炏想了想,說實在他不是很渴望現在就投胎做人,可是聽到被人取消了這基本權利,卻感到有點不是味兒。515Please respect copyright.PENANAzPYwxSrczM
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現在怎麼辦才好?活又活不來、死又死不了。他回頭望著小羽,頓時說不出話來。515Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9KL1TZoRU
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「別那麼臭著臉。」小羽聽到黃炏的事,反而沒半點失望:「既然投不了胎,索性好好想想怎樣復活吧。我們現在過去九龍酒場,聽盲炳說那裡可以參加死神選拔,成為見習死神。或許有朝一日,我們真的修成正果呢。」 515Please respect copyright.PENANAELlAKugC3l
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