小羽靈光一閃,終於明白為甚麼委託狀寫明要個人類死神去辦了。總不能叫個牛頭怪物大刺刺走到陽間假扮私家偵探。吼天犬也被二人的話題吸引,不再戇居居的望著那海景夜色。618Please respect copyright.PENANAIRJjjdAwy5
618Please respect copyright.PENANAE07TkHvq5h
「目標人物叫甚麼名字?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAEowKnf07Ie
618Please respect copyright.PENANAtLhTNquu03
白爺遲疑半刻,才在嘴縫併出幾隻字:「她...她以前叫乙夢。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAq1QdpetGJo
618Please respect copyright.PENANA0DapewfP25
「她是個十惡不赦的女魔頭嗎?」小羽漸漸認真起來:「蜘蛛精?蚌精?白骨精?還是專吃小孩的女巫?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAOdeDqchQbW
618Please respect copyright.PENANA9vGHyXKjdC
「豆丁妳嘴巴得放乾淨點!」吼天犬矋一眼小羽。白爺重新走回睡房,把剛才那張女子畫像拿回來:「這就是乙夢,只是個尋常人類。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAWKV6KVGsLh
618Please respect copyright.PENANAMvrpfP0bsm
那幅女人像畫吸引著小羽的眼睛,她幾乎肯定見過畫中人,答案卻卡在腦袋瓜,無論怎麼用力就是想不出來。618Please respect copyright.PENANAszS7RCrlRW
618Please respect copyright.PENANALBsY07CSwB
白爺扭扭捏捏來回踱步,無端端忽然一句:「她是我四百年前指腹為婚的太太。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3StBEOCfV
618Please respect copyright.PENANANHI8dnY0ET
小羽用手遮著畫像那件古裝衣服,專注望著那女子的五官。「噢!...我想起了!」小羽也站起來嚷道:「畫像裡面的女人,正正就是寵物店那老闆娘啊!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAlL4RWuIuUC
618Please respect copyright.PENANAlwiWAzfE95
「...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAlUpxPzc3cF
618Please respect copyright.PENANAF2EXC5ALVF
「原來她...就是你生前的未婚妻。」小羽口直心快、不懂轉彎抹角:「所以你經常借故幫趁她買狗糧,不是要買給吼天犬,純粹為想多見她幾面,是吧?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAy7TI1fLVjt
618Please respect copyright.PENANAu8sSfXFu42
白爺背向小羽,腳步硬生生地停住。618Please respect copyright.PENANARLv3zqRYSn
618Please respect copyright.PENANAuxActcOG0b
「天大地大,堂堂一個魔神屈就在香港這個彈丸之地,竟然就是這個原因?」小羽站起來,一股腦兒接下去:「那女人不是幾百歲的老妖,就是輪迴再世到這裡。」618Please respect copyright.PENANA2R79nNTPSk
618Please respect copyright.PENANAmbl7hWklug
白爺閉上眼,兩行眼眉接成一條橫線。「悠悠生死別經年,魂魄不曾來入夢...」白爺無厘頭的拋下詩句,顯得無比傷感。618Please respect copyright.PENANAJI19vqGRn6
618Please respect copyright.PENANALcmIqTZ3DU
「原來你想追人,才叫我搜集情報吧。」沒想到幾人百歲人的白爺如斯扭擰。小羽歪起嘴,拍拍白爺膊頭:「放心吧,這方面我最拿手,一定可以幫你把她混到手!」618Please respect copyright.PENANANCkVmno3cT
618Please respect copyright.PENANA1DrzyY3Fsh
「不不不...我沒打算跟她一起。」白爺思想混亂到一個點,甚至有些結結巴巴:「好不容易才找到她呢...原來投胎來了水鄉九龍。可是在下不打算跟她碰面,只會在遠處默默守護她。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAMgYlLJGumc
618Please respect copyright.PENANAPPzzJ8og5B
「玩嘢呀?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAPUhYjqFI9A
618Please respect copyright.PENANAEbp180Azvo
「她輪迴為人、我是魔神,靈界法案明文禁止人鬼戀啊。」白爺嘆一口氣:「四百年來,我們陰陽兩隔、人鬼殊途...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAmiit4QQ4eo
618Please respect copyright.PENANAdp0OM7fs98
「仲爽,十年八載後她老了死了,轉過眼又輪迴重新變成後生女。」 618Please respect copyright.PENANAI2hEmoPkvH
白爺繼續編歪理去說服自己:「她三十年華,又怎會愛上我這個老不死呢?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAwducrBGbLu
618Please respect copyright.PENANAF2yXHrnyUY
「誰知道?說不定她是個大叔控呢?」小羽揮揮手,像趕走惱人的烏蠅:「問題是白爺你啊,夠膽愛不夠膽認。你有無限時間去拖延、人家沒有嘛。望了四百年還未望夠嗎?要麼你就投胎跟她再續前緣,要不你就死心自動退出。都幾百歲人啦,諗嘢都唔化...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAlDDxgP3tI0
618Please respect copyright.PENANACsYtnAbBOk
吼天犬再次人立起來,站在白爺跟前:「妳這黃毛小丫頭,休得無禮...」618Please respect copyright.PENANATmRsAMqKEA
618Please respect copyright.PENANAiOD8deDE4J
「泡妞的事...你識條鐵咩!?」小羽一臉不屑的的回瞪吼天犬:「情情愛愛幾時輪到家畜插嘴?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAeea9bGz7FK
618Please respect copyright.PENANAK58ZkjYms8
吼天犬嗚咽出負傷似的叫聲,求救望著白爺。618Please respect copyright.PENANAfW8cRW48Lt
618Please respect copyright.PENANAlZuqxtbFZK
白爺卻長呼一口氣道:「小姑娘,妳倒說得沒錯...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAzqbfddTkyZ
618Please respect copyright.PENANAOshvjUJyy9
小羽咧嘴而笑,洋洋得意:「還用說?本小姐可是戀愛專家、收兵能手。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAJjV3mjr2cP
618Please respect copyright.PENANA3erV8GhgQU
「可惜人鬼戀...是靈界大罪。我官拜二品,知法犯法,更加罪加一等。」白爺慨嘆道:「不單只我會出事,就連乙夢也會遭殃。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAlmQlRNUL4n
618Please respect copyright.PENANAxl0RUsJlYk
小羽回應白爺:「法規是人訂的。誰人掌權,誰人就可以訂立遊戲規則。禁止人鬼戀這檔事是誰人下的規定?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAwQH7xLikFw
618Please respect copyright.PENANADvUVrXZi2y
「當然是前閻王大人...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAiSLHMcIUvP
618Please respect copyright.PENANA84jv7OC2mE
「那麼等我當上了閻羅王,到時候就不會再有人阿支阿左,對不對?」聽小羽口氣,事情就像一加一等於二那麼簡單。618Please respect copyright.PENANAcDrLARvSO1
618Please respect copyright.PENANAHIu4JLTpgK
白爺一會兒搖搖頭,一會兒又望著空蕩蕩的牆:「瘋了...瘋了...妳叫我為了兒女私情,去破壞靈界幾百年的規矩...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAzoBmo8Uj6v
618Please respect copyright.PENANAqJcHNdCOHq
小羽盤起隻腿坐在木椅上,只給白爺一個心領神會的微笑。618Please respect copyright.PENANAUybr8j2Fay
618Please respect copyright.PENANA01mRnVjVU9
「我真是愈老愈胡塗了,竟然會被妳這小丫頭慫恿。」白爺口裡一套,面上卻是豁然開朗的表情:「但至少妳得先幫我搜集她的資料,我最怕的就是她已經心有所屬。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAzLEa0fLkUi
618Please respect copyright.PENANAQIngLigxa3
「等等,先給我五分鐘。」然後小羽拿著電話在按個不停,白爺卻對她做甚麼毫無頭緒。小羽忽然咀角一歪,直接了當的答:「起底完成。不用怕啊,她應該未結婚,或許連拍拖對象都未有。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAqrFrwTiLp7
618Please respect copyright.PENANApDpDF5tvcK
「嗄?妳怎麼知道?」白爺緊張得雙手按在桌上,連吼天犬的眼也撐得老大。618Please respect copyright.PENANAWC8Ocnqu4m
618Please respect copyright.PENANAfDIZplZvQw
小羽反開她手上的平板電腦,得意的撥一撥額上留海:「我幹嘛要騙你們。她剛剛在Facebook add 了我做朋友。」小羽放大乙夢的Profile Picture,那正是老闆娘抱住頭牧羊犬的照片。618Please respect copyright.PENANAWCcN2KwQvX
618Please respect copyright.PENANA09QdYE2Yjo
「妳妳妳...妳怎會有乙夢的照片!?妳跟她...她是甚麼關係?」白爺忽爾間失去冷酷的形像,頓時連說話也結巴起來。618Please respect copyright.PENANAPWQ1EkDheL
618Please respect copyright.PENANAl3KnUMK4YE
「這是資訊科技的年代哪,這是Facebook的大頭照,叫Profile Pic。」小羽刻意展示幾張相冊的近照,成功吊住了白爺的癮。「人家一搜尋那家寵物店網頁,很容易就找到她的Facebook帳戶了。然後自己也換了Profile Pic,假裝養了頭狗,她立刻就接受了我的交友邀請喇。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAcZqWdVOAKQ
618Please respect copyright.PENANAvaJGivbEv2
吼天犬抓抓頭:「妳養了頭甚麼狗?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAZaDXbqbZNx
618Please respect copyright.PENANAElQNw0Hwd3
「笨狗。」小羽按到自己版面:「我只不過換了剛才我和吼天犬你合照上去罷了。」 618Please respect copyright.PENANAmsg2qRAYn1
白爺一下子驚惶失措,甚至比黑爺更甚:「妳妳妳...讓我看一下。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAaXLfnqADif
618Please respect copyright.PENANAvWj9aIFWV0
「等等...首先呢,起底任務就完成了,你得先付五百個大洋。」小羽突然戲劇性的轉變了聲線:「另外本小姐正打算提供增值服務。人家打算約乙夢姐姐出去溜狗,假如白爺你想趁機親近人家的話,得要本小姐考慮一下。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAqBOe5PBR69
618Please respect copyright.PENANAJFWlEUIbgO
白爺的臉陣紅陣青,夾雜了不安與狂喜。618Please respect copyright.PENANAhkVvlE7q4F
618Please respect copyright.PENANAQ67p69R4Xh
「開個價錢來!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAS9CRnOlXBv
618Please respect copyright.PENANA7bHdD6Ksw8
「我不要錢。」小羽又露出她古惑的笑容:「我想你幫我哥哥還陽。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAbYzQLI8p22
618Please respect copyright.PENANArd3zYi4xDW
「這個...」618Please respect copyright.PENANANWkv0mwVN5
618Please respect copyright.PENANApvkKmJ4ZEP
小羽裝出一副為難的樣子:「若然哪...白爺你不幫助我兩兄妹的話,我隨時會跟乙夢姐姐說溜了口,給她知道有個跟蹤了她四百年的變態大叔跟蹤狂,一直對她想入非非...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAY2mWUoK0af
618Please respect copyright.PENANAsZa0qhmHWL
「妳妳妳無憑無據,她怎會想信!」618Please respect copyright.PENANA9vHxjMG6bT
618Please respect copyright.PENANAHDipHxT4dh
「白爺你手上不是有副乙夢姐姐的畫像嗎?」小羽再次亮出電話,原來她在不知不覺間用手提拍下了那幅畫,「要是她知道有個變態叔叔,每晚對著她的人像畫當J圖...」618Please respect copyright.PENANAMegbE7NEkt
618Please respect copyright.PENANAhe10q2OMF0
「好了...」白爺掩住眼,認命鬥這小女孩不過。「妳要怎樣就怎樣,夠了吧!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAoGklhlwVzp
618Please respect copyright.PENANAoMAlcpXWaa
「Yeah!」小羽拍拍白爺的肩膀:「成交!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAWPB9svrjQ2
618Please respect copyright.PENANA24sbwyL8aD
白爺坐下來,望望乙夢的畫像,再望望精力旺盛的小羽,心裡安慰自己,這四百年的悶局總需要找個突破。618Please respect copyright.PENANAIYMr4SK2c1
618Please respect copyright.PENANAuEvJcQRIhl
「我想起碼須要調查一下,妳哥哥他被貪狼襲擊的事。」白爺的目光忽然年輕了幾歲:「另外妳要完成那十八重地獄關卡,並不是一般遊魂野鬼應付得了。我們得去找另一位退休死神,從長計議。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAsre6qKlkwB
618Please respect copyright.PENANAnjoYyYyIrA
「又是四百幾歲不老不死的人瑞大叔嗎?」小羽挖苦兩句,但白爺知道她其實挺興奮的。618Please respect copyright.PENANASQka9VKtYw
618Please respect copyright.PENANA845I8jvAv0
白爺重新被上外衣,大褸在飄起的剎那間變成件銀白色的大俠被風。「對啊,他也是個老不死。妳可叫他黑爺。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAkgyEi28RMg
618Please respect copyright.PENANAo4kfZ4JWkQ
「你們的綽號倒改得很沒個性。」小羽連跑帶跳的跟在後面:「你們當了那麼多年死神,有些酷一點的稱號嗎?」618Please respect copyright.PENANACkseaA5e27
618Please respect copyright.PENANAqo5d90ZW6R
「有啊,不過這年頭,已經好久沒有人記得我們了。想當年一山一廟,供奉我倆的香火可不少,陽人或許會怕了我們的江湖名號吧,因為一見到我倆,就知道快要死了。」618Please respect copyright.PENANA5WlcErctaK
618Please respect copyright.PENANA5dJcnMhLjj
小羽好奇的問:「那是甚麼呢?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAitKkG1tUd5
618Please respect copyright.PENANAsq0DS2a97f
「我們兩個是...」一陣寒風遽地飄起:「黑白無常。」 618Please respect copyright.PENANATFG9FSnWAd
618Please respect copyright.PENANAaHSrmW1f83