盂蘭盛會。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHIXsCHwkS
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這是陽間的夜晚時份，本來是瀝青地足球場上在仲夏之前臨時建起了這碩大的建築物。竹支搭建而成的戲棚傳來一種發霉木塊的味道，夾雜著善信燒香的煙薰味。露天戲棚內燈火通明，靠著舞台上的射燈燈光，把台下一排排的座椅染上陣紅陣黃的熱鬧顔色。台上花旦小生正演一幕文戲，在後台旁的樂師像在打瞌睡。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7niumCIeux
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時候已經不早了，觀眾席上只剩下得疏疏落落幾隻人影，幾個伯伯腦袋瓜跟著節拍來回搖動，用著走腔的音調也唱一份。小羽不禁懷疑，到底在座的有幾多位根本不是人類。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNaZt2wqWy
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帶位的伯伯耳邊插了根皺巴巴的香煙，忙著在角落跟清潔嬸嬸串門子，似乎沒打算帶剛進場的小羽就坐。她還留在一旁未踏進去，把觀眾席來回掃視了一遍，肯定坐在正中那一個人就是目標。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8oEjEH6uL
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一個年約四十多歲的蒼白男人端坐在中間，一身雪白的造型跟這舊戲院極不搭配。他身穿一件銀白色絲質寛袖長袍，腰間插著一把鐵骨紙扇，就算放進古裝街也毫不突兀。他灰髮藍眼、寛掌長臉，高䠷的身栽在狹窄的座椅之間，坐得有點侷促。小羽不禁亂猜，這白爺好可能是個患白化病的白子，更有可能是個半唐蕃混血洋人。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOlEUIBtqp
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小羽二話不說擠到他旁邊，那人連眼尾也沒轉過來，雙眼仍舊盯著舞台。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJW7GAAzaC
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「您好，閣下就是白爺謝必安先生不是？」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRHmMAt00p
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「等一下可以嗎？我最喜歡這一場戲。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDHSltnRp0
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那男人沒有直接說小羽認錯人，大概可以當是默認吧。其實白爺外表不過是正值盛年的年紀，怎樣說也稱不上一個『爺』字。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflesc90oYU
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那男人指頭敲著手靠打拍子，點頭哼著歌詞：「...盼得花燭共諧白髮...誰個願看花燭翻血浪...」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2fcWEcqb0
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小羽望著這場悶得發毛的粵曲，老實不客氣的打了個瞌睡。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegRUsGu0NE
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「...朗月引路到仙鄉...」那男人鼻子抽了一下，閉上雙眼繼續哼唱：「...雙雙仙侶共泛銀河浪...」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61qD3wD4U7
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小羽知道再怎樣叫也沒用，唯有靜靜等下去。好在戲目已近結尾，還不到五分鐘時間就謝幕。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J7Z3aUkmJ
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那蒼白男人緩緩站起來，慢慢向著出口走去，完全無視了旁邊的小羽。這實在有點太囂張了，小羽壓住怒氣，繞個圈子追上去。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmGrLYucUA
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「白爺！」小羽趕及在戲棚出口追上去。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVIqLbLZPe
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蒼白男人停下腳步，眼神空洞，明明在望著小羽的眼睛，卻教人覺得他根本沒有看著自己：「小妹妹，如果我想應妳的，剛才已經應了；不想理妳的，妳認為跑過來我就會理會妳嗎？」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsDlLyVGxH
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「白爺，但是是盲毛叫我來的。您不是有個任務委託...」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OTzUYpOeL
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「酒場沒有再好的死神了嗎？我沒想過應徵的會是個小女孩。」 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc6oleODqY
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「女孩就有甚麼問題？」小羽也不甘示弱：「待我有朝一日成了閻王，就有你好看的。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGiCOIsR5a
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白爺眨眨眼，好幾秒鐘沒作半點反應：「妳意思是：妳想當閻羅王？」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytJ9Rt6Ruu
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「對啊。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSFWbd8Xyo
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「哈哈哈哈...這是我四百年來聽過最有創意的笑話。」白爺沒好氣地答：「那我不阻妳繼續發這春秋大夢了，哈...竟然有個乳臭未乾的小女孩，說她想當上閻王...哈...荒謬...真荒謬...」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpn5TVj7qX
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「為甚麼不行？」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaWUvfPmAk
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「數千百年以來，根本就沒有出過像妳這樣的閻王。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1yv3TCx16
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「我有甚麼問題？」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvvgbNkqLd
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「妳？妳肯定妳過得了那十八重地獄的關卡？」白爺搖搖頭：「只不過妳只有十幾歲、妳也沒有超凡的智慧、也沒有神祇般的法力。而且，妳是個女的。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXgJRx9VEW
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小羽挖一挖鼻孔，她最不喜歡聽到這種『不行啦、不可以啦、沒可能啦』一類的廢話，還有那封建的性別歧視。她隨手把鼻屎乾彈走，再把拍拍白爺膊頭：「那我就做第一個吧。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmUu0o6U9e
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白爺急忙退後一步，甩開小羽的手。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRpt6x9ldO
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「我想，這千百年來也沒有人敢把鼻屎抺在你身上，對吧？」小羽望著白爺一身近乎潔癖的純白套裝，肯定沒有人夠膽挑釁這一板一眼的老頑固。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2y6SKTxJW
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白爺先是呆了一下，卻不期然笑了出來。他來回踱了幾步：「我倒很欣賞妳這瘋瘋癲癲的性格。」他態度似乎沒剛才那麼冷漠。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FqajOKh2T
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白爺望望空空如也的戲台，靜止不動了好幾秒，微微笑一笑：「委託的事，等我好好考慮一下。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgjhZxBwTm
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說罷白爺轉身就走。小羽呆在原地，慢慢覺得有點不對勁。500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAfEz3DfOu
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「等等，白爺！」小羽追上去：「明白人說明白事，那甚麼大不了的偵測任務，找我就找我，不然就叫別的死神去做吧。別浪費本小姐青春，本小姐可不能無止境的等你答覆。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzguqaNljo
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白爺再次望著小羽，雙眼卻不是剛才那種空洞的目光，而是仿佛能穿透別人想法的銳利眼神。他稍稍寬容下來，除除的道：「很好...很好...面對拒絕，妳處理得不錯。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2UqEgnZrp
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他...在試我？500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipYYT8BXEe
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戲棚的大光燈調暗，小羽才記起時候已經不早了。白爺突然一臉認真的吩咐小羽：「好吧，給妳一個機會。要是任務出了甚麼差池的話，小心我對妳不客氣。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PeZFyQnF1
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「呃...好啊。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2WWCHOybw
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「明天陽間早上八時正，妳再來這個戲棚找我。」500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALIEclc3D4
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小羽正想多問一句的時候，眨眼間發覺白爺已經失去踪影。 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilMwlK8BoA
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