盂蘭盛會。559Please respect copyright.PENANAm9Uu07Kw7D
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這是陽間的夜晚時份,本來是瀝青地足球場上在仲夏之前臨時建起了這碩大的建築物。竹支搭建而成的戲棚傳來一種發霉木塊的味道,夾雜著善信燒香的煙薰味。露天戲棚內燈火通明,靠著舞台上的射燈燈光,把台下一排排的座椅染上陣紅陣黃的熱鬧顔色。台上花旦小生正演一幕文戲,在後台旁的樂師像在打瞌睡。559Please respect copyright.PENANAdcW2WvDPQs
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時候已經不早了,觀眾席上只剩下得疏疏落落幾隻人影,幾個伯伯腦袋瓜跟著節拍來回搖動,用著走腔的音調也唱一份。小羽不禁懷疑,到底在座的有幾多位根本不是人類。559Please respect copyright.PENANA3a957DEoBl
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帶位的伯伯耳邊插了根皺巴巴的香煙,忙著在角落跟清潔嬸嬸串門子,似乎沒打算帶剛進場的小羽就坐。她還留在一旁未踏進去,把觀眾席來回掃視了一遍,肯定坐在正中那一個人就是目標。559Please respect copyright.PENANALlAHT12a3q
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一個年約四十多歲的蒼白男人端坐在中間,一身雪白的造型跟這舊戲院極不搭配。他身穿一件銀白色絲質寛袖長袍,腰間插著一把鐵骨紙扇,就算放進古裝街也毫不突兀。他灰髮藍眼、寛掌長臉,高䠷的身栽在狹窄的座椅之間,坐得有點侷促。小羽不禁亂猜,這白爺好可能是個患白化病的白子,更有可能是個半唐蕃混血洋人。559Please respect copyright.PENANAFnZuq2Nf7D
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小羽二話不說擠到他旁邊,那人連眼尾也沒轉過來,雙眼仍舊盯著舞台。559Please respect copyright.PENANAsOKsNbj2NE
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「您好,閣下就是白爺謝必安先生不是?」559Please respect copyright.PENANAKjSXThUI97
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「等一下可以嗎?我最喜歡這一場戲。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAiUmYZyvtcR
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那男人沒有直接說小羽認錯人,大概可以當是默認吧。其實白爺外表不過是正值盛年的年紀,怎樣說也稱不上一個『爺』字。559Please respect copyright.PENANA5Wat3q3hWc
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那男人指頭敲著手靠打拍子,點頭哼著歌詞:「...盼得花燭共諧白髮...誰個願看花燭翻血浪...」559Please respect copyright.PENANAQrLT6doBpG
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小羽望著這場悶得發毛的粵曲,老實不客氣的打了個瞌睡。559Please respect copyright.PENANAXPf1qb9gPy
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「...朗月引路到仙鄉...」那男人鼻子抽了一下,閉上雙眼繼續哼唱:「...雙雙仙侶共泛銀河浪...」559Please respect copyright.PENANAnGlQxhgyF3
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小羽知道再怎樣叫也沒用,唯有靜靜等下去。好在戲目已近結尾,還不到五分鐘時間就謝幕。559Please respect copyright.PENANA9idYUOt2yq
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那蒼白男人緩緩站起來,慢慢向著出口走去,完全無視了旁邊的小羽。這實在有點太囂張了,小羽壓住怒氣,繞個圈子追上去。559Please respect copyright.PENANAnTIdsFFa36
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「白爺!」小羽趕及在戲棚出口追上去。559Please respect copyright.PENANAHpmpT7DEGu
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蒼白男人停下腳步,眼神空洞,明明在望著小羽的眼睛,卻教人覺得他根本沒有看著自己:「小妹妹,如果我想應妳的,剛才已經應了;不想理妳的,妳認為跑過來我就會理會妳嗎?」559Please respect copyright.PENANAOon56XWkh2
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「白爺,但是是盲毛叫我來的。您不是有個任務委託...」559Please respect copyright.PENANAjAFgPUSsU4
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「酒場沒有再好的死神了嗎?我沒想過應徵的會是個小女孩。」 559Please respect copyright.PENANA9WftJBdohf
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「女孩就有甚麼問題?」小羽也不甘示弱:「待我有朝一日成了閻王,就有你好看的。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAxuzSxNWAbu
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白爺眨眨眼,好幾秒鐘沒作半點反應:「妳意思是:妳想當閻羅王?」559Please respect copyright.PENANAOFd0kLQMoZ
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「對啊。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAeJF5z16phl
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「哈哈哈哈...這是我四百年來聽過最有創意的笑話。」白爺沒好氣地答:「那我不阻妳繼續發這春秋大夢了,哈...竟然有個乳臭未乾的小女孩,說她想當上閻王...哈...荒謬...真荒謬...」559Please respect copyright.PENANAPLmEzQ9kqQ
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「為甚麼不行?」559Please respect copyright.PENANAOTE9a8oVYd
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「數千百年以來,根本就沒有出過像妳這樣的閻王。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAzBFYweHUB7
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「我有甚麼問題?」559Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZMsfnvaGR
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「妳?妳肯定妳過得了那十八重地獄的關卡?」白爺搖搖頭:「只不過妳只有十幾歲、妳也沒有超凡的智慧、也沒有神祇般的法力。而且,妳是個女的。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAvH4rXIEViY
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小羽挖一挖鼻孔,她最不喜歡聽到這種『不行啦、不可以啦、沒可能啦』一類的廢話,還有那封建的性別歧視。她隨手把鼻屎乾彈走,再把拍拍白爺膊頭:「那我就做第一個吧。」559Please respect copyright.PENANA16L5H1ovMh
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白爺急忙退後一步,甩開小羽的手。559Please respect copyright.PENANA7tOreVOshM
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「我想,這千百年來也沒有人敢把鼻屎抺在你身上,對吧?」小羽望著白爺一身近乎潔癖的純白套裝,肯定沒有人夠膽挑釁這一板一眼的老頑固。559Please respect copyright.PENANA8584tkGfvz
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白爺先是呆了一下,卻不期然笑了出來。他來回踱了幾步:「我倒很欣賞妳這瘋瘋癲癲的性格。」他態度似乎沒剛才那麼冷漠。559Please respect copyright.PENANAFELJrS50g9
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白爺望望空空如也的戲台,靜止不動了好幾秒,微微笑一笑:「委託的事,等我好好考慮一下。」559Please respect copyright.PENANALP7lOjHppV
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說罷白爺轉身就走。小羽呆在原地,慢慢覺得有點不對勁。559Please respect copyright.PENANAboqrRdExwp
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「等等,白爺!」小羽追上去:「明白人說明白事,那甚麼大不了的偵測任務,找我就找我,不然就叫別的死神去做吧。別浪費本小姐青春,本小姐可不能無止境的等你答覆。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAfeiFeDglH3
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白爺再次望著小羽,雙眼卻不是剛才那種空洞的目光,而是仿佛能穿透別人想法的銳利眼神。他稍稍寬容下來,除除的道:「很好...很好...面對拒絕,妳處理得不錯。」559Please respect copyright.PENANA94UCwtvrns
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他...在試我?559Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZRNKNMEUB
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戲棚的大光燈調暗,小羽才記起時候已經不早了。白爺突然一臉認真的吩咐小羽:「好吧,給妳一個機會。要是任務出了甚麼差池的話,小心我對妳不客氣。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAwAohL5RecR
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「呃...好啊。」559Please respect copyright.PENANAXycMZLkOAm
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「明天陽間早上八時正,妳再來這個戲棚找我。」559Please respect copyright.PENANA1PL5r2zSrC
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小羽正想多問一句的時候,眨眼間發覺白爺已經失去踪影。 559Please respect copyright.PENANAVycblFrNxC