Write a comeback to one of the three insults:

    1) "Honey, if you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”

    2) "Whoever told you you’re smart, must have never spent a full minute with you."    

    3)  “Anyone who told you to be yourself could not have given you worse advice."

I will pick one winner from each insult and then rank those three as 1st, 2nd or 3rd place. 

When you do enter a comeback make sure to quote the insult you are answering to or put the number somewhere so I will be able to tell which insult you are responding to.

Thank you and have fun!