實習老師(上)585Please respect copyright.PENANA0yeL380gVj
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「學校旅行就完咗啦!係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ3vIfflfO
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校長既呢句話,即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。585Please respect copyright.PENANAOLboGFzOgD
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每週集會係我校傳統,不過請放心,絕對唔係一個非法集會,但係同非法集會一樣,都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。585Please respect copyright.PENANAjYhoima1iL
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校:「呀,最後一件事。今日開始,我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲,即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」585Please respect copyright.PENANARnpkV5Q4lI
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哇,不得了啊!今年的實習老師有一男一女,而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。585Please respect copyright.PENANADlCe7CPWIE
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女實習老師:「咁……我叫李芷詠,黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科,請多指教。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAdAyoIfFFAh
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F.3D?咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班!校長,你唔好炒我呀!585Please respect copyright.PENANAMXTxV8BDAD
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想當年,我個班都有過一個實習老師…………585Please respect copyright.PENANAtK0A3XRLMs
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………585Please respect copyright.PENANAPYvBUHkxbo
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「喂,嗰個邊個加?」我老死~>一心問。(唔好問我點解叫一心,我唔想㗎!鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心,唔會有下次。)585Please respect copyright.PENANAnyAjHOfyjp
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我:「…………鬼……知呀!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAncI5bfBYW9
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講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。585Please respect copyright.PENANAON2OvkUiRp
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我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜,唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………585Please respect copyright.PENANAKvflSZoy4r
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佢:「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊!我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊!下次再係咁,全部罰留堂。我姓朱,你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」585Please respect copyright.PENANA8wGWiY9iaY
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多多指教都唔講!睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦!
實習老師(中)585Please respect copyright.PENANAG2p1rXvD2i
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「好啦,解散。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAK3FqRg491E
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校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……585Please respect copyright.PENANAIrS0Eb0dEi
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後,我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……585Please respect copyright.PENANAYiVsbCasm4
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我入到黎,已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……585Please respect copyright.PENANApDUIFyvtPB
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我:「嘩!你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊?」585Please respect copyright.PENANARADSSLh1w8
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全體同事:「你就好啦!有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」585Please respect copyright.PENANA0VyOhBF1Qj
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我:「……」585Please respect copyright.PENANASvLrijlWN8
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我真係哭笑不得!我希望多一個人,唔會加重我既工作,跟手做埋我既負累啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANA34gaTiplkF
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呢個時候,有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭,應該係嗰個實習老師啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANAKvkfbpOdkf
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我:「你實習既時候,記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係,你就大鍋啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuq2NahRF9n
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?:「有幾大鍋啊!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAS7YKAx5pkS
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咦,男人聲黎既?而且,呢個語氣?!死啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANA7vYsbnb2mh
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我擰轉我個死人頭,定睛望下眼前呢個人……585Please respect copyright.PENANAVSFnz6X8Vc
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婆你呀麼!真係校長………………585Please respect copyright.PENANA4j8GqWCxhm
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校:「傑賓,入黎校長室!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuMe5nXSeqG
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我懷着忐忑既心情,入左校長室......585Please respect copyright.PENANAzlduvstjTT
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校:「喂,傑賓啊!連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩,我真係過意唔去……」585Please respect copyright.PENANAFSMpeyLoQ3
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我見佢唔講野,唯有點頭示意,請佢繼續講落去啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANA5pSPMVnZs1
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校:「辛苦晒啦!……咦,時候都唔早啦喎!羅Sir,麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANA3LqeHnAtgW
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我:「哦。」585Please respect copyright.PENANASFbdSlivlI
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其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題,我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。585Please respect copyright.PENANA5DXQTCAOoV
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我:「呢度就係啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAHYgkNcQ9bU
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詠:「唔該晒羅Sir!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuzECoc6JfS
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係入去之前,我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同,旁若冇人…………585Please respect copyright.PENANACPStdVrf5V
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一推開道門…………冇錯,同頭先係冇分別㗎。585Please respect copyright.PENANAGlDCQ8srD2
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我:「靜一靜先,咁多位同學。呢位係……」585Please respect copyright.PENANA8ngbwNyOxK
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之後……又係自我介紹585Please respect copyright.PENANApZdWossXWB
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒,唔洗我擔心。仲好……585Please respect copyright.PENANAhtcyPhkIQk
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我係度唸,其實……咁樣好咩?我淨係知道,我突然間多咗好多空堂啫!咁有咁多空堂做咩好??補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉!585Please respect copyright.PENANAc62OUtEt1A
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講講下,我已經瞓着咗啦……585Please respect copyright.PENANAAi3GgBVwbE
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話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒,以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。585Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ73BjRm6k
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[從來人們都要懷念過去,但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 585Please respect copyright.PENANAybKHI4fDNI
實習老師(下)585Please respect copyright.PENANAADJfyWpK4p
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詠芝:「喂呀,羅賓叔叔,係時候黎打救世界啦。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAVSw2123q8d
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我:「又打乜Q救呀?」585Please respect copyright.PENANACDOCRVfAkJ
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詠芝:「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情,我點識啫?!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuGDgZkvL0I
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唔係下話?直接抒情都唔識?!你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎?呢啲野……BB都識啦!小姐。585Please respect copyright.PENANACR7UZT6u71
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我:「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAVIN0VpO3Pg
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詠芝:「…………全部。」585Please respect copyright.PENANADxPq9ClNd5
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我:「…………」585Please respect copyright.PENANAV0fdeLgln2
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛?!585Please respect copyright.PENANAkY6KuCek1L
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詠芝:「多得濟啊?Sorry囉!嗱,最多咁喇,我請你食飯啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAI1F0MDuF5u
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唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch,都係佢話請我食。然而,冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野,全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失585Please respect copyright.PENANA06dLUH7MvV
衡。585Please respect copyright.PENANATf7NLABHaY
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我:「欵,唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAnTr3ekKJ9N
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詠芝唔耐煩咁講:「咁你想點啊?賓少。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAUfK30be1LK
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望見佢嬲到爆個樣,我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。585Please respect copyright.PENANAXPRigTSrLu
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我:「身為一個紳士,點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAiP0divhDN8
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頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝,突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針,好難捉摸啊!585Please respect copyright.PENANAzIpv2hqNz7
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咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵,最終,我地去咗食吉野家。585Please respect copyright.PENANA3CeUKFIFWM
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雖然唔係話食得好好,但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁,唔使再搞到營養失衡。585Please respect copyright.PENANAW382XwJMfX
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就係咁,我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提,呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。585Please respect copyright.PENANAPrXScRlWTO
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候,已經係六點。585Please respect copyright.PENANAp80iZzqM4V
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喺呢個時間,仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候,我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。585Please respect copyright.PENANASzOuEIwhMR
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我:「咦,你點解會喺到嘅?」585Please respect copyright.PENANADZAoXPI345
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芷詠:「冇,我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」585Please respect copyright.PENANA6q07KXtC9G
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我:「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎!如果你趕時間嘅話,可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuTQZ8Jsjrs
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芷詠:「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班,梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦!同埋........」585Please respect copyright.PENANAmIDmPbeS71
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我:「嗯?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAlXUxYQPE3z
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芷詠:「....羅傑賓老師,你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎!不如你........」585Please respect copyright.PENANAMLWF9bY7Hi
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弊,瀨野...585Please respect copyright.PENANAroulKTSlwQ
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我:「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做,我走先啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAtnczGOho1F
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說罷,我徑直向校門奔去,頭也不回。585Please respect copyright.PENANAi1099fGbI6
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係,我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANANvVJWeeqDH
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話時話,都七點啦!我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉,連自己想食咩都唔知,真失敗!585Please respect copyright.PENANAaoqn9S7uwj
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行,邊喺到唸食咩。585Please respect copyright.PENANANueSWQs5v9
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突然間,我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解,我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。585Please respect copyright.PENANALk62eXz6pf
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我:「喂同學,記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAChE5mhrTtj
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佢好明顯知道我講咩,但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。585Please respect copyright.PENANAF0HU4gYixg
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芷嘉:「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條?但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎,應該唔計㗎可!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAKnlwuWmaPQ
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我:「吓,乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」585Please respect copyright.PENANA0PoYqXMlUi
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芷嘉:「你冇飯食咩?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAdpYBXu9Bfa
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家陣串我呀嘛!585Please respect copyright.PENANA0E8MK9n0as
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我:「係呀!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAkewWx7VwFO
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你好彩!如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話,我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。585Please respect copyright.PENANA06CU45rQQn
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芷嘉:「咁好啦,本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAsurMzjfiV0
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我:「但我冇帶錢喎!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAWj0ZzpP7QX
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芷嘉:「okok……...咩話?!咁大個人都唔帶錢出街?!冇辦法,咁唔食得啦!」585Please respect copyright.PENANABiIwhByDhI
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我:「唔食得就記缺點一個。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAWCMUu50IoG
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芷嘉:「吓?啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAQoF2tzQbLu
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我:「咁而家仲係咪唔食得?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAuNn8EqPDte
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芷嘉:「唔係.......」585Please respect copyright.PENANATaQHRQd25s
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就係咁,我又R到一餐免費餐啦!585Please respect copyright.PENANAJBoZFQOjPp
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而家啲細佬女真係易呃。