實習老師(上)403Please respect copyright.PENANA8PMZepwhGf
403Please respect copyright.PENANArOWE3Mh1eB
「學校旅行就完咗啦!係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ0ivXYYXs
403Please respect copyright.PENANACns3KjJtgs
校長既呢句話,即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。403Please respect copyright.PENANAZcOGmqkovx
403Please respect copyright.PENANAIfz76OAnZ7
每週集會係我校傳統,不過請放心,絕對唔係一個非法集會,但係同非法集會一樣,都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAhfcUvAkQG2
403Please respect copyright.PENANAN6M3QW9d23
校:「呀,最後一件事。今日開始,我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲,即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAxBOoIyWQXi
403Please respect copyright.PENANA7B9LQKJqrR
哇,不得了啊!今年的實習老師有一男一女,而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。403Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9PKXmr1m8
403Please respect copyright.PENANAWWW7C0T1eY
女實習老師:「咁……我叫李芷詠,黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科,請多指教。」403Please respect copyright.PENANA7n7fZKcsec
403Please respect copyright.PENANAKasqDM8WYx
F.3D?咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班!校長,你唔好炒我呀!403Please respect copyright.PENANAoRYkfR9T4P
403Please respect copyright.PENANADZYOGyAsLC
想當年,我個班都有過一個實習老師…………403Please respect copyright.PENANAnM09UUxP9m
403Please respect copyright.PENANAqqhxkNs43S
係一個吵到死既班入面…………403Please respect copyright.PENANAovE5xx32lF
403Please respect copyright.PENANAzJk8TEQPCV
「喂,嗰個邊個加?」我老死~>一心問。(唔好問我點解叫一心,我唔想㗎!鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心,唔會有下次。)403Please respect copyright.PENANA6cU1yp8pdX
403Please respect copyright.PENANAuVmX4GNxVh
我:「…………鬼……知呀!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3xJ8oBQyx
403Please respect copyright.PENANAD8bLRqV3ws
講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。403Please respect copyright.PENANA9zwApEfUxO
403Please respect copyright.PENANAKfNy3uZkxl
我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜,唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………403Please respect copyright.PENANARsWGTUnEiU
403Please respect copyright.PENANAAHp5FmASGO
佢:「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊!我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊!下次再係咁,全部罰留堂。我姓朱,你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」403Please respect copyright.PENANArICvljFQKf
403Please respect copyright.PENANAgoY3IrwPva
多多指教都唔講!睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦!
實習老師(中)403Please respect copyright.PENANAiKwitsjYrm
403Please respect copyright.PENANAR4w4HW1nEm
「好啦,解散。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAaLtzVHtMMs
403Please respect copyright.PENANABnjtcQLIp0
校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……403Please respect copyright.PENANA1dmKpOGLsC
403Please respect copyright.PENANAOw5NF5aZLV
再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後,我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……403Please respect copyright.PENANA9WjaUAmlG0
403Please respect copyright.PENANAJbMvcAT34p
我入到黎,已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……403Please respect copyright.PENANAvBozjPTkfz
403Please respect copyright.PENANAzAqUBd8WjG
我:「嘩!你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAetirwVrp9r
403Please respect copyright.PENANAgZigRINvFa
全體同事:「你就好啦!有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAUOrrnK2jhc
403Please respect copyright.PENANAs6Li59Ro9V
我:「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAC70wPfy6OA
403Please respect copyright.PENANANzaduqa9zK
我真係哭笑不得!我希望多一個人,唔會加重我既工作,跟手做埋我既負累啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANAtaEDF70M4M
403Please respect copyright.PENANAhuqtwVU9As
呢個時候,有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭,應該係嗰個實習老師啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANAXEWO9JZKFc
403Please respect copyright.PENANAx4LjV7YNov
我:「你實習既時候,記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係,你就大鍋啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAvxxDKYK0gS
403Please respect copyright.PENANAwDigjhiLlr
?:「有幾大鍋啊!」403Please respect copyright.PENANApMs3YcTaQI
403Please respect copyright.PENANAdhSfr4yjiz
咦,男人聲黎既?而且,呢個語氣?!死啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANAXXFp64SLDq
403Please respect copyright.PENANAd11KimO0Eg
我擰轉我個死人頭,定睛望下眼前呢個人……403Please respect copyright.PENANAzOYRMk9ORT
403Please respect copyright.PENANAeGKAzgePhi
婆你呀麼!真係校長………………403Please respect copyright.PENANA1G6AwJvmsa
403Please respect copyright.PENANAGUe3CHw6VK
校:「傑賓,入黎校長室!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA4VIvJqsZsV
403Please respect copyright.PENANAeDNSPz2bp5
我懷着忐忑既心情,入左校長室......403Please respect copyright.PENANArR71NNZzUd
403Please respect copyright.PENANAiPbarJ3Xni
校:「喂,傑賓啊!連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩,我真係過意唔去……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAbO9scjBJMG
403Please respect copyright.PENANAQOyhSN9w2y
我見佢唔講野,唯有點頭示意,請佢繼續講落去啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANA6tnxmN0dI7
403Please respect copyright.PENANAcSUXq69jhP
校:「辛苦晒啦!……咦,時候都唔早啦喎!羅Sir,麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAAhLmVfMK5g
403Please respect copyright.PENANAXErk3FJ9pi
我:「哦。」403Please respect copyright.PENANA7H4tw9fVXD
403Please respect copyright.PENANAMjHZIgDmsP
其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題,我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。403Please respect copyright.PENANAGaGFKxJuzk
403Please respect copyright.PENANAfNs1vmE1Jd
我:「呢度就係啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAxym90Ezrh4
403Please respect copyright.PENANApcwcaNDFDz
詠:「唔該晒羅Sir!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAaOA2or97jp
403Please respect copyright.PENANAT7jemmwI3S
係入去之前,我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同,旁若冇人…………403Please respect copyright.PENANApmXDFTyxLg
403Please respect copyright.PENANANb9YyNWKqD
一推開道門…………冇錯,同頭先係冇分別㗎。403Please respect copyright.PENANAzJXzH4s2HJ
403Please respect copyright.PENANApn9giKWZmb
我:「靜一靜先,咁多位同學。呢位係……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAqNG3pZqczG
403Please respect copyright.PENANAj7Lw37EoE1
之後……又係自我介紹403Please respect copyright.PENANAz07uAZAOLu
403Please respect copyright.PENANAFV7SddRW8s
我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒,唔洗我擔心。仲好……403Please respect copyright.PENANAdsW03uoxme
403Please respect copyright.PENANAvUPg4miyIw
我係度唸,其實……咁樣好咩?我淨係知道,我突然間多咗好多空堂啫!咁有咁多空堂做咩好??補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉!403Please respect copyright.PENANAms55Psuwcx
403Please respect copyright.PENANAW2XJQLyPZ4
講講下,我已經瞓着咗啦……403Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9pxYLTQJz
403Please respect copyright.PENANAjQM6T0yQL4
話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒,以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。403Please respect copyright.PENANA50hvpdU04l
403Please respect copyright.PENANAIMhpUYMfCw
[從來人們都要懷念過去,但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 403Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ipma7mJhm
實習老師(下)403Please respect copyright.PENANAxpQrw7VEuZ
403Please respect copyright.PENANAai9GUIyiJF
詠芝:「喂呀,羅賓叔叔,係時候黎打救世界啦。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAoTSznYIhGR
403Please respect copyright.PENANA2RjWHKiykp
我:「又打乜Q救呀?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAEmyRRajCMl
403Please respect copyright.PENANAsEpqZQN1av
詠芝:「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情,我點識啫?!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAI9MzdqzRaY
403Please respect copyright.PENANA4ER3w1XdT0
唔係下話?直接抒情都唔識?!你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎?呢啲野……BB都識啦!小姐。403Please respect copyright.PENANANwgMCl5J26
403Please respect copyright.PENANAqgv2UrRCMG
我:「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀?」403Please respect copyright.PENANATlNyG1XAlx
403Please respect copyright.PENANA3PdtwCkGI2
詠芝:「…………全部。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAoIy9Bh9lmp
403Please respect copyright.PENANAMP4gEK6kIM
我:「…………」403Please respect copyright.PENANAYPYtthX7qH
403Please respect copyright.PENANA9zrAYVl5W3
我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛?!403Please respect copyright.PENANAlDM1B6D3gh
403Please respect copyright.PENANAGYjD5TMnMz
詠芝:「多得濟啊?Sorry囉!嗱,最多咁喇,我請你食飯啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAqEaY0PoEBk
403Please respect copyright.PENANAyBlgjzTv0V
唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch,都係佢話請我食。然而,冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野,全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失403Please respect copyright.PENANAIldoiiv6vP
衡。403Please respect copyright.PENANA0E7ltwEsog
403Please respect copyright.PENANAzFya37GJ6H
我:「欵,唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAgz0wY9AgJG
403Please respect copyright.PENANA9GOum5Mc1Z
詠芝唔耐煩咁講:「咁你想點啊?賓少。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAxKXERSBYku
403Please respect copyright.PENANAAdiCHosfkk
望見佢嬲到爆個樣,我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。403Please respect copyright.PENANAT7NnYNIgkB
403Please respect copyright.PENANAlpUj716iz9
我:「身為一個紳士,點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAmu92UCwrR2
403Please respect copyright.PENANAC5clJNgZjl
頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝,突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針,好難捉摸啊!403Please respect copyright.PENANAIgCANoGD7h
403Please respect copyright.PENANAAmdjao8KeJ
咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵,最終,我地去咗食吉野家。403Please respect copyright.PENANA9osYeKLkBQ
403Please respect copyright.PENANABt5LkfNfwW
雖然唔係話食得好好,但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁,唔使再搞到營養失衡。403Please respect copyright.PENANAnXk5EFQa9x
403Please respect copyright.PENANABpDGzS2TQE
就係咁,我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提,呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。403Please respect copyright.PENANAppq0B3i7Ni
403Please respect copyright.PENANA57eXb5lG04
~~~~~~~~~~~~403Please respect copyright.PENANA8YL5Bu8Qkl
403Please respect copyright.PENANAGjTDCzh6px
等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候,已經係六點。403Please respect copyright.PENANAP3DILlQEHJ
403Please respect copyright.PENANA5HrwJx0t1m
喺呢個時間,仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候,我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。403Please respect copyright.PENANAwzV0qe3aOf
403Please respect copyright.PENANAG1kwJfW5Qr
我:「咦,你點解會喺到嘅?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA0EU2RgY7eu
403Please respect copyright.PENANAGCexATQJWZ
芷詠:「冇,我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAioCP46R0zp
403Please respect copyright.PENANAhVwEC2nXFJ
我:「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎!如果你趕時間嘅話,可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛!」403Please respect copyright.PENANALxSbyehKAL
403Please respect copyright.PENANAPtYsf4YT7J
芷詠:「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班,梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦!同埋........」403Please respect copyright.PENANAIm8i2lWfeW
403Please respect copyright.PENANAqNbiWNv1tu
我:「嗯?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA53pHu1rOUQ
403Please respect copyright.PENANAJWWkx65eGu
芷詠:「....羅傑賓老師,你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎!不如你........」403Please respect copyright.PENANAiv7qDkMr8q
403Please respect copyright.PENANATEYsJTbIqN
弊,瀨野...403Please respect copyright.PENANArJEFJzYCG9
403Please respect copyright.PENANAbfpv8IGLBK
我:「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做,我走先啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANABf3VOIFReV
403Please respect copyright.PENANAZyGz8Op0nE
說罷,我徑直向校門奔去,頭也不回。403Please respect copyright.PENANAi1cxT8ezNE
403Please respect copyright.PENANAJM5OvXWJgj
好彩走得切啫。如果唔係,我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANAQv33ugq6bi
403Please respect copyright.PENANA5nxBGAlL8m
~~~~~~~~~~~~403Please respect copyright.PENANAHtsEhwRU83
403Please respect copyright.PENANA1FZKiv0xqs
話時話,都七點啦!我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉,連自己想食咩都唔知,真失敗!403Please respect copyright.PENANA6g3GlPNGD5
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行,邊喺到唸食咩。403Please respect copyright.PENANA4LVQu5DYEs
403Please respect copyright.PENANAAlv66TeEv1
突然間,我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解,我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。403Please respect copyright.PENANAMyn2i1ZOCE
403Please respect copyright.PENANAnOFPfxjnBs
我:「喂同學,記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAD0SxNL8HqK
403Please respect copyright.PENANA7ejHTb6aDj
佢好明顯知道我講咩,但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。403Please respect copyright.PENANAL1y17OlRth
403Please respect copyright.PENANAVA0Yaxp1KU
芷嘉:「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條?但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎,應該唔計㗎可!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAVqRdu1kuWL
403Please respect copyright.PENANAYUizFdMOFZ
我:「吓,乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAarJEWrlRDa
403Please respect copyright.PENANA1yAo4voYVL
芷嘉:「你冇飯食咩?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAVJe0xKLNs5
403Please respect copyright.PENANA95i07tpzyk
家陣串我呀嘛!403Please respect copyright.PENANA9YeZIHpoNr
403Please respect copyright.PENANALNZBUrY1Ii
我:「係呀!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA9hYZMy1qdZ
403Please respect copyright.PENANAsq2wVHNmQp
你好彩!如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話,我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。403Please respect copyright.PENANAW2wrFRyohA
403Please respect copyright.PENANApZ3KiaSkYt
芷嘉:「咁好啦,本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAOTgywCSfuu
403Please respect copyright.PENANAWZmdupSpaS
我:「但我冇帶錢喎!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA5H8NqvQyfh
403Please respect copyright.PENANAuiyIx2ZAL6
芷嘉:「okok……...咩話?!咁大個人都唔帶錢出街?!冇辦法,咁唔食得啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA12jiFCzQf3
403Please respect copyright.PENANAqFktrifduO
我:「唔食得就記缺點一個。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAoZ8ySq5sud
403Please respect copyright.PENANAKsMMqvlRUO
芷嘉:「吓?啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAVJotSAS6Lv
403Please respect copyright.PENANAsjtzOgvmiL
我:「咁而家仲係咪唔食得?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAhzsYSHHHr8
403Please respect copyright.PENANAGLpOJbWi1j
芷嘉:「唔係.......」403Please respect copyright.PENANAsRkAbKB4vd
403Please respect copyright.PENANAYMFwLsl0M4
就係咁,我又R到一餐免費餐啦!403Please respect copyright.PENANATqVnHe0X6F
403Please respect copyright.PENANASaOKQj0xAG
而家啲細佬女真係易呃。