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「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul0ZfRS51h
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校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6gQsZSDUA
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每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcDm2GYe7H
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校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeyr33fGnA
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哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOrMpOTqpJ
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女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENcgBofuPi
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F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzlaaFVql5
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想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspYeaGufWz
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ldfqIlYxg
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「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZycPbHijS
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我：「…………鬼……知呀！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FDFQJAiG3
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講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFd1oOuqHD
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我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5Wwk0iU5a
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佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgl4OVYRR5
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多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rSn042V94
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「好啦，解散。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlmHB1Orpn
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校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Je1T9pgg3
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rcSHMF7d8
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我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdTlLSKlCh
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我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTFPKzcz1x
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全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo7VeJ8CO4
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我：「……」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqOdKpmlb9
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我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBvezadPbp
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呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C2mWrfAkF
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我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5xnnZwXpL
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？：「有幾大鍋啊！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVWEb74ikc
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咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHOhv1bmxX
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我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DXZeoiDD4
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婆你呀麼！真係校長………………551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmd5l8vCJX
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校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIsSr1lNxv
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我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pL8MDH4mS
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校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1XQFx8ceS
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我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0YLoMEZnq
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校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMoIuUXior
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我：「哦。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DAz4KiLED
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其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmalfuawV7g
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我：「呢度就係啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EK3XhLgEO
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詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP3yL5edG1
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係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusVAQ1BBd0
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一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0L4fjvNu
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我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjtQh0JMur
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之後……又係自我介紹551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MGYqIhqxH
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg8AnqFweZ
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我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkv3yjbaov
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講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQfvhP1mJi
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話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodXUszYhJ3
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[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YLxOaBBhD
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詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fmqy4k9J3
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我：「又打乜Q救呀？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wo7a6VUs2
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詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrVsRqZFEf
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唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvRtrnvmtB
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我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cYTnms141
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詠芝：「…………全部。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxQh9EuYFo
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我：「…………」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRj4td70AO
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2TwS6bFa1
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詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2TIDtgyf6
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唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX2Nc1tl1V
衡。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnguGGeu6PA
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我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfbswl8ICp
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詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AH1A2hAdL
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望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI8qh3jucH
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我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9uK6wymEM
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頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmoC471uMf
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咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUiV059iEa
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雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ub18UiFRA
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就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt94Gti5EO
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZLtTz8HoD
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喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ250erQsRX6
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我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBND3JocdWw
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芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXckGPUXf5i
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我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo890lcxEP
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芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5kVzFmY6I
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我：「嗯？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YISfAFokn
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芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoBLaqwkUF
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弊，瀨野...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtWnHt1RS0
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我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfIQHaC67D
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說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQusw89T4W
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTZklYNHAN
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話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZU57EzS3O
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2fIHpC0hZ
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突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfHFvMmiKT
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我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDJjgmHaUL
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佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcRQ6WJ8Ya
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芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8yLz53tt
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我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdxoP586eW
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你好彩！如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話，我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7Av5Cfzxt
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