->>>你是風兒我是沙，我想和你一起賞花賞草，看星星看月亮，從詩詞歌賦聊到人生哲學，然後就嘿嘿嘿……紫髮小魔星曰：雞泥上司，小兔哥不是「瘋鵝」，不過尼確實蠻「傻」的～
【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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6. 看花看草，從詩詞歌賦聊到人生哲學……
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這段日子來的不斷挫敗，讓付墨痛定思痛，他千想萬想，沈思良久，發現一些可疑的現象，比如：每每在公司稍有接近之意，小兔子總會刻意避開；下班時，小兔又經常匆匆離開；週末打電話過去時，家裡似乎總有各種事在忙。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6o5Eg7XdG
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最後，他終於做出一個結論—一定是小兔子臉皮太薄了！不然他明明已經表現得這麼明顯了，小兔怎麼會還一直不敢接近他呢？肯定是這樣的！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECsPxIAYHa
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啊！害羞的小兔子，真可愛～953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz6dWs8T0G
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於是，他擦了擦想像中的口水，決定來個週六一日員工旅遊，然後找機會支開其他人，與小兔單獨賞景談心、培養情調，順便一展自己對於山水花草的淵博學問，絕對迷倒兔生啦！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYUFcjAF04
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命令一下，全員高聲歡呼，小兔則淚眼汪汪了，看得付墨得意心想，小兔竟然感動成這樣嗎？哥果然英明睿智啊！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4Mj928Dji
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嗚～我的週末睡到自然醒沒了……953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lK6wR3HOq
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絕望地在行事曆打上「員工旅遊」四字，凌小兔於內心如泣如訴道。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2u1s9wnDJ
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禮拜六一大早，付墨提前開車到凌家埋伏，打算來個「剛好經過就順道來載，所以沒事先打電話通知，事實上是特別繞過來的，看我多體貼！」這種各大言情小說連續劇都常出現的老梗。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFdV7Yluxz
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從小兔的打卡表來看，就不難推算出這兔子肯定常睡過頭，才會都剛好時間點匆忙踩點，於是，他事先查好小兔家到公司的各種交通方式中，以公車A的站牌離家最近，由此可知，小兔出門後應會立刻往右轉去，他便將車停在門口右側。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2IipMH7qq
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細心地梳妝打扮好後，他下了車，以最從容帥酷的姿勢靠在車門旁等著，待小兔家的門一打開，便立刻熟練地擺出優雅的淡笑，準備迎接小兔子既訝異又驚喜的感動表情……953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJJchIWzHC
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「糟了！糟了！快遲了……」頭上還翹著呆毛的小兔子，一出門就匆匆忙忙地轉左飛奔而去。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWxyvkWqEl
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事情又一次出乎預料地發展，付墨傻眼地呆了五分鐘後，才考慮著是否要追上去，但又覺得那樣實在太損形象，便只好決定放棄。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ulCoBERNs
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靠！這是怎麼回事？我的推算竟然會出錯？！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlpk6VpRjK
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心中碎碎唸地轉身回到車上，卻赫然發現一個人正在副駕駛坐上對他賊笑，他不禁錯愕地指著眼前的紫毛小子問：「你、你怎麼在這？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RFi4NaBc0
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「嘿嘿～」貝兒從背包裡拿出一包牛肉乾，理所當然地啃了起來，「趁雞泥你發呆時溜進來的啊！」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOxwdWacYl
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「……」沒想到會被人發現自己出糗的樣子，付墨撇了下嘴角，不悅地繼續問：「你上來幹嘛？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbcAMPQ9wr
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貝兒眨了眨露出期待光芒的大眼說：「窩也要去玩～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzj0YC5MefF
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「欸，雞泥你是不是覺得覺得很奇怪，為捨摸小兔哥要朝那邊跑啊？」見對方沈著一張黑臉，貝兒只好收起調皮的笑容，擺出認真的表情，為很想知道答案卻死活不肯認輸的雞泥上司解釋……953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS66nKkInW
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原來，公車A的站牌雖然離小兔家最近，但是車子來的班次較少，錯過一班就得等十來分鐘，另一側的公車B站牌雖然距離稍遠，但跑步的話也只是多個三分鐘路程，班次又較多，準時每五分鐘一班，所以小兔每次都是搭公車B去公司的。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJJuY4JCPx
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為了與紐約的朋友保持聯繫，貝兒的時差一直過得亂七八糟，今天依舊天未亮就起床上網刷Twitter，所以老早就在二樓觀望著，料到會發生這種事，一見小兔衝出門錯過付墨，他就立刻賊笑地抓起背包衝下樓，趁付墨還在發呆時，偷溜上車。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuejnbQDG5Q
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「……嘿嘿，這事我也是前幾天剛好聽到的，雞泥你看起來就呆呆的，不知道也很正常啦～」貝兒一臉同情地拍拍付墨的肩膀。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewknHDokdG
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「……」付墨呆滯地聽完後，徹底無言了。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVWanFsTNT
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「好啦！快點快點！再不出發，小兔哥就要丟下你，跟大家出去玩嚕～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWALYGjsrch
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他們敢？！哼！算了，正好套套這小鬼的話！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKqaZVbClI
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腹黑地啟動車子往公司開去，付墨思考了下著手點，不動聲色地開口問：「我記得你叫拉貝爾，是小兔的……？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamb4ekhOZw
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聞言，貝兒雙手捧著臉頰，故作嬌羞狀，「窩是小兔哥最親密的男能～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8AVK55CQd
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男人個頭！你個毛都沒長齊的小屁孩！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95qSKNI3hw
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額上突地冒出幾個十字筋，付墨忍不住在心中吐槽，卻也不好意思再問，只好暗自猜測。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzfUf9wY4p
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見對方沒反應，貝兒聳聳肩，繼續咬著牛肉乾反問：「那泥跟小兔哥又是什麼關係啊？為捨摸要一直接近他？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OaC0YS6VS
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要你管？！老子才是小兔子最親密的男人啦！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWCa870w14
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「咳！」付墨依舊保持淡定貌，「上司關心員工很正常。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ki9Vdk5TN
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「喔～原來不是要追小兔哥嗎？」貝兒狀似了然地點點頭，眼裡透露著賊笑，「好的，窩會幫你跟小兔哥說清楚，讓他不要誤會。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLDBnDsnW3
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泥馬的！就是要他誤會啊！說清楚個屁？！！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX889yaeIH
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暗自磨了下牙，付墨決定轉移話題，切入問題重心，「我看你還是高中生吧？沒跟父母一起住嗎？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOcsnfnwoJ
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「我爹地媽咪都去世了，只有哥哥。」貝兒低頭啃牛肉乾。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mWfvPqjwf
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沒料到這種答案，付墨頓時愣住，隨即感到有些內疚，「抱歉，不是故意提你傷心事。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeDZTDrm5S
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「迷關係，窩寬宏大量地原諒你～」貝兒燦笑心想，窩會用成語耶～真是學語言的天才！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQcm0QbXBB
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「……」付墨深吸口氣，告訴自己不要跟小孩計較，「那你哥呢？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS4dznN9sa
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想起好久不見的哥哥，貝兒就感到一陣失落，語氣也跟著落寞了下來，「他在很遙遠的地方工作。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VXgqy4MuL
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聽他忽然可憐兮兮的樣子，付墨想了會，又問：「所以就把你寄養在小兔家嗎？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1AjLzHkXt
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「寄養？」貝兒眨眨眼，似乎沒聽懂這個詞。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3vDrrFzzp
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「……就是讓你待在小兔家，讓他幫忙照顧你。」心想還是別傷了這孤兒的自尊心，付墨斟酌詞語地解釋道。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6D4IPsgqZ
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「喔，對呀～」貝兒點點頭心想，哥哥確實是叫他暫時住在凌家，等他玩夠了，就來接他回紐約……啊！誰說我是來玩的啦？！我是真的要離家出走啦！！！哼哼哼！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNbc3E4g1t
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沒察覺到貝兒忽又紅著臉氣嘟嘟的表情，付墨根據方才得知的資訊，再次開啟了腦補模式——953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPraQ2DZxk4
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無父無母的孤兒兄弟，為了過活，哥哥只好到外地打工，因為窮到連房子都沒有，所以托小兔家人幫養幼弟，而弟弟為了減輕家計負擔，只好下海當藝人半工半讀吧？953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2tk7J1Fbf
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算了，這小孩也挺可憐的，我就不跟他計較了，今天的費用由我來幫忙出吧，唉！哥真善良，小兔一定會非常感動的！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd9y3Wyml0
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接下來的時間裡，付墨陷在腦補世界中無法自拔，不住地為自己的善心感動不已，一旁的貝兒見了，不禁困惑地心想，這雞泥幹嘛一臉要哭不哭的表情啊？953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6VNNUKUhP
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到了公司的集合處後，兩人上了遊覽車，便聽見凌小兔的驚呼聲。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowyzaSblKn
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「咦？貝兒怎麼也來了？」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJcvJ6CDD2
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還不等貝兒說話，付墨就搶先回答：「我邀請他的，上次香朵菈的廣告代言中，拉貝爾表現得十分出色，讓廠商非常滿意，所以我就請他跟大家一起同樂，表達感謝之意。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10xjlM3ikF
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欸？？？怎麼昨天沒聽貝兒說過？小兔一頭霧水看向貝兒。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rqzv3h3b9
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「嘿嘿！Surprise～」貝兒調皮地比了個Ya的手勢，一雙賊眼偷瞄了下付墨心想，算雞泥識相，不過，我還是不會放水讓你輕易吃小兔哥豆腐的！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1qOtPRmwc
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嗯？那眼神？喔！一定是感激我的慷慨大方吧？小兔你看，哥多有親和力！付墨如是心想。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT20aYOBmh
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？？？這兩人什麼時候熱絡起來的啊？小兔依舊滿臉問號地心想。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqRGoCJjDa
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「喔喔喔！未來的大明星啊！來來來，簽個名做紀念！」嗅到什麼風雨欲來的味道，李組長趕緊打哈哈地遞出馬克筆，一邊心想，等拉貝爾以後紅了，這簽名就能拿來賣錢了！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UOlz5V3so
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「好喔～」貝兒接過筆，就在李組長的Polo衫上畫了個吐舌鬼臉。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34ekkT2APB
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到了陽明山……953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeQo6Gt2KX
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「大家各自分組活動啊，記得X點回來集合……」李組長看著手錶對大家叮嚀注意事項。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiJtlWwtba
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「聽說你跟拉貝爾最熟，過來跟我們一起招待他吧。」 付墨趁機對小兔低聲說道，一邊在心中算計著，嗯哼，到時再叫李組長把拉貝爾帶開，就可以單獨跟小兔……嘿嘿嘿！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1pRT7vfgW
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「啊？喔……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewyeRFMxt3
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於是，四人一路悠晃到遊客較少的區域，付墨見時機甚佳，便對李組長打了個眼色，狗腿李隨即意會。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfIsFJTtTN
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「拉貝爾先生，聽說在那邊跟芒花拍照最好看，我來幫你拍幾張吧！」說完，李組長就拉著貝兒的手臂往另一邊走去。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVre7xkm6VG
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幹得好！小李子！付墨於眼神中讚道。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mXqoSCPKE
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大王過獎了！李組長於眼神中謝恩。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE1HPEg9YU
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「喔，好啊！」誰知貝兒也不是省油的燈，立刻就拉開嗓門大喊：「小兔哥~我們來一起拍照唷～～～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9bh1pZf5c
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「喔，來了！」差點兔落魔王口的小兔，隨即就跑了過去。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcxLRJdTEY
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付墨與李組長：「……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIJffgkgsc
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在大王Boss的冷視線下，李組長冒著冷汗地替兩人拍了幾張後，貝兒又拿出手機跟小兔大玩自拍一番，拍完自己的手機還拿小兔的手機幫拍，等他好不容易玩夠了，已經半個小時過去了。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7RKhYNzoc
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「小兔，我們……」心想乾脆自己找個藉口抓人走，可惜付墨才剛開口，就被人打斷。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmo4teHJxV
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「小兔哥，這裡好漂釀喔！來幫我拍～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRGlrc830F
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「好啊！」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB5txoM5Bb
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見自家大王黑漆漆的臉色，李組長趕緊自告奮勇地舉手：「我來我來……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnhfoTkV0Z
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「好啊～你幫我拿背包！」不假思索地把背包掛在李組長伸出的手臂上後，貝兒就歡快地拉著小兔跑走。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP34Lr5fUY
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付墨與李組長：「……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dvWirtyHc
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好不容易等貝兒玩夠了，四人繼續往前走，經過一個賣美式炸熱狗的攤子，一陣肚叫聲頓時響遍天，付墨一聽，馬上對小兔投以溫柔的一笑，「肚子餓了嗎？我們去買……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAFYSvy2bk
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「呃……」豈知小兔卻是一臉尷尬地猶豫貌。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pzlAnaw34
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「好啊好啊，窩要疵～～～」貝兒兩眼發光地撲過來，雙手揉著的肚子傳出咕嚕咕嚕的聲音，「雞泥你請客嗎？窩餓扁扁了~」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoyBdDABDp
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怎麼又是你？！！！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz0SACJD9b
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滿腔柔情瞬間凍結，付墨抽了抽嘴角在心裡說服自己，這孩子窮，會餓成這樣也很正常，便保持鎮定地笑說：「……當然。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh6zDetTT3
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「耶！太好嚕，窩要吃二十根！」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QGOKmowxJ
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「……？！」聽到這數字，付墨與李組長頓時傻眼了，那包著玉米粉的熱狗那麼大一根，成年人吃個兩三根都嫌飽了，這小鬼居然要吃二十根？！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8ERWWrnxx
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「對、對不起，貝兒食量大，我出就好了。」看出兩個上司錯愕的表情，小兔立刻就要自己掏腰包付錢。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGT1l8uEed
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「不，沒關係，小意思。」付墨趕緊攔下小兔的動作，臉上也恢復一貫的淡笑心想，也不過就二十根，哥又不是付不起，等下盡快找機會把小兔帶開，讓李組長自己去煩惱拉貝爾的餵食問題就好了！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Sjj3vBqE9
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然而，付墨很快就發現到，他把事情想得太簡單了……953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB15a8MAXzh
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三個小時後，付墨和李組長拿著第五趟的二十根熱狗回來，欲哭無淚。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHULWwygcM
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「謝嚕～」貝兒開心地一一接過熱狗狂吃。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9aHLr4o56
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「……」付墨與李組長無言地看著他比小兔還纖細單薄的身材，明明塞了近百根炸熱狗的肚子卻依舊平坦，絲毫沒有吃撐漲起的跡象，兩人不禁眼神死地心想，馬蛋這吃貨下肚的東西都去哪了？！！！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZnflv64Sb
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「呵呵……」幫忙遞熱狗餵貝兒的小兔，只能乾笑地無言以對。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uLITUIOiM
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歡樂的時光很快就結束了，一行人乘遊覽車回到公司，終於玩鬧夠的貝兒忍不住呵欠連連，小兔也疲態盡顯，付墨見狀，便知表現的機會又到了。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AF1fgvdNo
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「我送你們回去吧。」他二話不說，就搭著兩人的肩往停車處走去。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduuEHFZN6C
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又一次在眾目睽睽下被予以特殊待遇，臉皮薄的小兔立刻就尷尬地說：「咦咦？不用啦，我們可以坐公車。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvBkxPXaDA
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然而，付墨自有他難以抗拒的說法，「我們公司招待貴客要有始有終。」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH8y7lRjg2
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「好耶～」天不怕地不怕的貝兒，自是拍手贊同要看好戲。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8C0ie2Aou
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「……」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0ORy37aAj
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於是乎，又一次被大王Boss丟下的眾人，不禁又淚流滿面地心想，怎麼以前都不見老大你親自招待誰啊？953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEC83UtaPU
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當車子開到凌家門口後，轉頭發現兩人都睡著了，付墨看著副駕駛座上的小兔，白嫩嫩的可愛小臉實在是有夠吸引人，便忍不住想偷吃點小豆腐，他在心中算計著，如果一次沒親醒，就多親幾次直到他醒來，然後就說——953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmonbTqKY5S
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『我太喜歡你了，所以，才如此情・不・自・禁……』953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISo2H1r9xI
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最好還要深情款款地捧著小兔羞紅的小臉，兩人在深情凝視中，再次慢慢地貼在一起，然後就……嘿嘿嘿！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXgnxOU8ku
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多浪漫啊！！！953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKQRaBz6Lv
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「小兔子……」抹去想像中流出來的鼻血，付墨輕輕摸了摸小兔臉，慢慢地靠了過去，顯然忘了車上還有位未成年的少年在後座。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1ukurTC7d
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然而，本來車一停就醒來的小兔，還沒來得及睜開眼，就感覺到在臉上游移的手，隨即就緊張了起來，不知所措地心想，怎麼辦怎麼辦怎麼辦？要醒來還是乾脆一直裝睡裝不知道？953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Rfevy4hC
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眼見小兔子一直沒有醒來的跡象，付墨暗自竊喜地越靠越近，就在溫熱的吐息灑在小兔臉上時，就忽被一顆紫毛頭從旁撞開。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5rr3Pi77R
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「啊～～到家了耶～」貝兒突然從後座衝過來抱住小兔，臉上的笑容好不燦爛好不可愛，彷彿一點都不知道後腦杓撞到了什麼，「小兔哥醒一醒，我們肥家嚕～」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjYsH8CCxi
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「到家啦？」聞言，小兔立刻睜開眼，雙手迅速地打開車門，「謝謝總經理，掰掰！」953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJNSWoc92J
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「雞泥，掰掰～～」說完，貝兒就跟著趕緊下車，兩人頭也不回地往家門衝去。953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUs2pHjCDd
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「……」付墨摀著嘴，痛得說不出話來，只能眼睜睜地看著到嘴的兔肉一蹦一蹦跳走，他瞪著那隻扮豬吃老虎的紫毛小魔頭，悲憤加交地在內心狂吼——953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EJNbi60Dn
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掰你個頭！！！！老子總有一天一定會收服你！！！
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大魔王V.S.小魔頭正式對決—毫無懸念完敗！XDDD953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMBrUBRQ9z
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昨天突然看到西啡給貝貝取的新綽號——正音班特教生（噴953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMQEoGcid8
鼻降咩～貝貝很努力學中文了，還會中文簽名了說～XDDDD（狂嘲笑（＃＃953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIU6JuvBuY
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下一篇就是凌家大拷問了，雞泥、我是說付墨的敵人陸續增加啦XDDDDD953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRuETE2qhk
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