2157年8月20日,清晨十一點,政治中心A區,機場1011Please respect copyright.PENANA8lDFoYgMPy
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「王八蛋!慢死了!你到底在幹嘛!?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAzWiyWsULOo
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恢復為少年模樣的李晴煬,穿著昔日的裝扮,梳著整齊的髮型,發出年輕的聲音,講話方式卻跟之前一樣粗俗,簡直是說不出的怪。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAKsZxBthQtE
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「晴煬幹事,我剛從夏威夷趕回來,沒有遲到就不錯了!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA2Eh1ZCKa6R
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沒錯,要跟李晴煬一起去謝氏的,就是可憐的顧爾。他原本在休假,卻突然接到赫密士的通知、硬被抓回來,心情差到只能用大便形容,面對李晴煬也擺不出好臉色。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3YrFNRDy1
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「我在史密斯列車累得半死,你在夏威夷的海灘跳草裙舞?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAjP4FeLlT3J
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「去史密斯列車是您的任務,又不是我的,別遷怒到我身上;而且,說過幾次,我沒有跳草裙舞,是看別人跳!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaVbfd0xDYc
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他們在機場專設的十大家族休息室,只有他們倆。自從李晴煬加入神與畜,他和顧爾不再是少爺和執事,互動沒那麼拘謹,講話也沒在客氣。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAbTLZXbLimR
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「算了算了!還有一個小時,本大爺叮嚀你幾件事。」李晴煬坐在沙發上,翹起二郎腿,「顧爾,我傳給你的劇本,你看了沒?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAK9PFsnL7Jw
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「看了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAJdxkLE7RIX
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「那,」李晴煬壞心一笑,「第三頁第五行的第六個字,是什麼?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAxZGTwQR44V
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李晴煬一副「我要整你」的表情,但顧爾不是省油的燈;他是繼李央後,全世界最了解李晴煬的人。顧爾秒答:「逗點。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAQe3kP1SG8B
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李晴煬沉默三秒,然後哈哈大笑,邊拍扶手邊說:「不愧是本大爺的執事!真厲害!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAA12SZljTJZ
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「您過獎了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZTMeS3NIc
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顧爾無奈地說。就他看,李晴煬根本不知道答案,只是隨便出題、想看顧爾出糗。他家少爺就是這麼邪惡,顧爾早就習慣了。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA5GZb3kktBw
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「既然看熟,本大爺就不必多說。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA5RUzw9w6nt
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李晴煬靠著沙發椅背,告訴顧爾:「總之,我們要玩少爺和執事的遊戲。本大爺不見得會照劇本來,那得考驗我們的默契。你不會讓我失望吧?顧爾。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAphYH7mGwh8
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「全世界沒有人比我更了解您的手段。」顧爾冷笑,「您想玩什麼,顧爾奉陪到底。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA1VJkF92TbM
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「GOOD!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMQwfkoiY7p
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李晴煬從沙發上跳下來。顧爾還穿著渡假用的休閒服,李晴煬把一袋東西塞給他,說:「本大爺帶了你以前的執事裝,去換上。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAUrJXSBMlg3
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「謝謝,不過,晴煬幹事。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAXg0DJocu4n
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「你剛叫我什麼?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAxfqoxjrnBf
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「……非常抱歉,是少爺。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAHXhpJzKMzy
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顧爾恢復以前的說話方式。他轉換得很快,口吻變得恭敬有禮。1011Please respect copyright.PENANANoAZCjin4K
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「您的自稱詞要改,不能再說『本大爺』。」顧爾叮嚀。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA49pBifLaMw
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「啊,對,我都忘了。」李晴煬想了想,「以前是說什麼……『本少爺』來著?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA74K0ILycs6
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「沒錯,也要注意用詞,不能講粗俗的話;最重要的,別脫口而出『宇維少爺』四字,這段時間麻煩您,直呼宇維少爺的全名。」顧爾提醒。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAqn2shMYg3i
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「嘖,好煩啊。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAVl7wVxDbY0
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「不可以『嘖』。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA8l4BDGaB0E
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「X!這也不行?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAjQgUGWVLJ3
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「也不可以『X』……少爺,您到底都在神與畜學了什麼!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAHjcEK8K5Z4
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顧爾的頭好痛。他用二十分鐘的時間,重新把李晴煬的儀態舉止教育一遍,李晴煬才恢復以前的談吐和氣質。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAJCfPo8RUiF
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一切準備就緒,李晴煬和顧爾離開機場,前往約定地點。他們和二公子約在某間法式餐廳,這種高檔的地方一定有十大家族專用的空間。顧爾一報上名字,兩人就被帶到最裡面的包廂,謝氏二公子已經在裡面。1011Please respect copyright.PENANARmvZ3kvk2y
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「恭候多時了,晴煬少爺。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA3XV3N1YFRH
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謝氏二公子──謝喬立刻起身,前來和李晴煬握手。李晴煬回應一個天使般的微笑,旁邊的顧爾表面正經,但看到李晴煬的笑容,內心忍不住閃過「詐欺」兩字。1011Please respect copyright.PENANANoQQW65Tcv
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「久仰晴煬少爺大名。今日有幸一見,謝喬不勝感激。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAr906Womub1
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謝喬今年二十九,穿著古裝,色系是紫色,風格和大哥謝賢不同。謝賢是武俠小說的翩翩公子哥,喜歡琴棋書畫,為人風趣;謝喬則像歷史劇的霸氣王爺,五官端正,開口閉口都是修身、治國、平天下,嚴肅卻不失從容。而且,他很高,比長大後的李晴煬還高,此時的李晴煬站在他面前,氣勢難免被比下去。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAzMF7svD6OH
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「不不,能被二公子邀請,我高興的不得了。不瞞您說,我昨天緊張到睡不著呢。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAcvdg2z3OE0
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不過,謝喬的年紀是他的兩倍多,李晴煬本來就沒有要比氣勢;況且,小孩子能降低他人的戒心,這對李晴煬而言,可是大大加分。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAe0SQHEkWsL
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「啊,忘記介紹了。」李晴煬跟謝喬說:「這是我的貼身執事,顧爾。因為我的身體比較不好,大伯命令他同行。二公子不介意吧?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAdS60tjTrog
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「當然不會。顧爾先生,這段時間有勞您了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAk45EKckrDT
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「照顧少爺是屬下的職責,這段時間才要麻煩二公子費心。」顧爾的狀態非常好,一點都不像剛從夏威夷回來、休假被打斷的可憐人。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAn6uPuPWhBe
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寒暄結束,李晴煬和謝喬各自入座。包廂內除了他們,還有兩名謝喬的隨扈,加上李晴煬剛在外發現的便衣手下,總共六人。李晴煬在心裡冷笑,謝氏二公子還真怕死。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAh4J5iITPUW
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不過,他很佩服謝喬。李晴煬光穿李門的衣服走在路上,就覺得羞恥;謝喬穿古裝,絲毫不覺得有什麼不對,還來法式餐廳吃飯……應該是擔心李晴煬吃不慣中式料理,才約在這兒,李晴煬真感謝他的貼心。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAE3PnRxbACu
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「晴煬少爺要來謝氏小住,李昂老爺有說什麼嗎?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAqewoIYRPYO
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謝喬突然開話題。李晴煬保持天使笑容,回答:「免不了擔心一番,畢竟這是我第一次一個人出遠門。不過,北方的冬天確實很冷,大伯也覺得南方很好。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANArFB1gojRRn
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同是政治中心A區,李門在北,謝氏在南。李晴煬因為身體不好,很少在十大家族露面(以往確實如此)。謝喬便以「南方冬天較暖」的理由,邀請李晴煬來謝氏小住,李晴煬便答應了。1011Please respect copyright.PENANABCD1fE4LQP
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「聽說二公子對政治很感興趣,剛好,我也很喜歡中國的詩詞,希望能趁機會好好交流。」李晴煬笑著說。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAX3B91w2LaQ
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「當然沒問題。詩詞乃吾之所長,真期待與晴煬少爺切磋。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANABwfwUjFbZo
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謝喬自信滿滿地說。李晴煬笑了笑,沒有回話。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAFgenXHvTOU
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「不過,真沒想到晴煬少爺會答應,果然,堅持每個月寄一封邀請函是對的。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMiWQG961MH
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謝喬不經意說出這句。李晴煬一聽到,臉上的笑容剎那消失。他放下刀叉,凝視坐在對面的謝喬。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAdv3rp8qeHH
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「每個月?」李晴煬歪頭,「二公子每個月都有寄?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAxTlaFSS81w
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聽到李晴煬的問題,謝喬覺得不對勁,老實回答:「是的,從今年二月開始,我都有交代下人處理。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAEBVjhg2Vp1
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「那可真奇怪了。」李晴煬看向站在旁邊的顧爾,「為什麼我都沒有收到?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA7XA0YwTTAM
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光憑一個眼神,顧爾就知道李晴煬想幹嘛。他微微彎腰,告訴李晴煬:「回少爺,屬下都幫您回絕掉了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAQuWekTrvYj
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下一秒,李晴煬的眼神變得十分冰冷。他拿起桌上的水杯,當著謝喬的面,直接把水潑到顧爾臉上。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAC4ijH40qRA
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「你憑什麼啊?顧爾。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANACCJNRfHBoJ
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李晴煬臉色大變,氣得對顧爾大叫:「你憑什麼給本少爺自作主張!?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAvVJF5wCXTO
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「非常抱歉,少爺。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAh2j73Si9Z9
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頭髮、臉、眼鏡都被淋濕的顧爾沒有表情,跪下來解釋:「三爺去世,您的心情一直很不穩定,屬下才……!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAVyEVNmDZ9t
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「藉口!藉口!通通是藉口!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMcGJtaq8eF
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說完,李晴煬一腳踹向顧爾的肚子。顧爾痛得彎腰,同時,李晴煬把腳踩在他的後腦勺,逼顧爾整張臉貼在地上。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwMBQCkBjTs
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「低賤的東西!本少爺還沒可憐到,要你同情我的地步!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaLXSfaBvpZ
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李晴煬一邊踩,一邊用羞辱的字眼罵顧爾;顧爾不敢抵抗,一聲不吭,乖乖承受李晴煬的施虐。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAfiRFWndcjO
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「晴…晴煬少爺!沒關係的!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAawDgrM9IRC
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別說謝喬,他的兩名隨從也快嚇死。謝喬連忙站起來,慌張地說:「我一點也不介意!而且,顧爾先生是為了您好,請您不要責怪他!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAiD5Fjtcmis
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李晴煬的視線掃向謝喬。對上眼的瞬間,謝喬倒抽一口氣。李晴煬的眼神非常、非常猙獰,猶如地獄來的惡魔,彷彿要把謝喬生吞活剝。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaSM0TPX5Gd
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──幸好只有一瞬間。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAXhhN36RRly
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「太好了,二公子不介意。這樣的話,我也不好意思說什麼。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAIef5NSP35o
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李晴煬停止他的暴行。跟謝喬說話時是天使,下一秒,他露出惡魔的眼神,把腳從顧爾身上拿開,低聲說:「把臉洗乾淨,難看死了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAY7473MiYl4
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「……是。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAmTp1GiHB3d
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顧爾默默起身,和謝喬說了聲「失陪」後,便一個人走去外面。謝喬背脊發涼,雖然跟他事前了解的一樣──有著天使外表的李門小少爺,對下屬異常殘忍,弄死過好幾個女僕。親眼看見,還是難免震驚。1011Please respect copyright.PENANANftNTUjzt7
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「抱歉,二公子,讓你看到那種場面。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANATa5vHNyleM
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李晴煬坐回位子,重新拿起刀叉,燦爛一笑。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA8AoBzXrWBc
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「不過,僕人這種東西,不打就不會反省。你說是嗎?二公子。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAW1TlSIJ9yL
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「呃……哈哈!是啊,有時真的不罵不行呢,哈哈,哈哈哈……」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAdbkyTvaCkx
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謝喬只能尬笑,為了避免之後出狀況,謝喬話先說在前面:「之後,晴煬少爺若對謝氏的僕人不滿,和我說就行了。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANApJOBxkygm6
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「放心,我不會打別家的僕人,而且,謝氏的僕人一定比李門的聰明,才不用我擔心呢。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANATJLSCNZDbz
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李晴煬的聲音就像蜜糖,聽得謝喬在心裡冷笑。不愧是政治世家出生的小孩,表面功夫做得完美,實質上表裡不一,私下盡幹些骯髒事。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAxdS1geMKE1
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不過,李晴煬還是太嫩了。小孩就是小孩,僕人稍微做錯事,就直接在外人面前現出原形、絲毫不懂隱忍。謝喬邊喝紅酒,邊在心裡貶低李晴煬,殊不知,他的內心戲,全被沒戴耳機的李晴煬聽見了。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAVVnEvDvn1m
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透過這場飯局,李晴煬大致了解了謝喬──驕傲、目中無人、全世界都繞著自己轉。十大家族專出這種人才,但李晴煬不討厭,因為他也是這死個性,李晴煬知道要怎麼對付。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAs8OaeOzNXN
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「南方天氣較暖」?屁咧,謝喬邀他去謝氏,一定另有目的,李晴煬也知道他想幹嘛。當務之急是鬆下謝喬的戒心,要讓他覺得李晴煬傻。這對李晴煬不難,何況,他是會讀心術的人。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA42FrXJu2Xt
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飯局在還算歡快的氣氛中結束,謝氏的車隊已經來接人。謝喬有幫李晴煬準備自動駕駛車,但李晴煬以「不習慣」為由,讓李門的專車接送。他們各自乘車、同時上路,往謝氏的方向駛去。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAt3tw22XFYq
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「哈哈哈!太久沒揍你了,顧爾!超爽快的啦哈哈!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAOdoTH1GoLy
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車裡只有李晴煬和顧爾兩人。一上車,李晴煬就開始大笑,一旁的顧爾臉爆青筋,大罵:「少爺!打就打,不要把我的臉弄在地上!眼鏡會壞掉!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ9Jwi2CvH
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「眼鏡那麼醜,早該換一副了!本少爺下次一定拿你的臉刷牆壁!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwIHpD7I64a
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顧爾的重點不太對,但顯然,剛剛完全是演戲。顧爾二月就已經休假,人不在李門,不可能幫李晴煬處理什麼邀請函,都是演給謝喬看的。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAyFBEMHqVcd
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「很好,謝喬那傢伙,已經對我留下『不會看大局』的笨蛋形象。接下來,照著劇本走,他一定會對本少爺放下戒心的。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ4UG82kim
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李晴煬得意洋洋地說。顧爾嘆了口氣,忍不住擔心。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaYqCrVJZ9T
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「少爺,再怎麼說,謝氏就是謝氏;要是被發現您是神與畜,不是一條命就能解決的。」顧爾說。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwDAKpW4gwk
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「放心,我很謹慎。」李晴煬告訴顧爾:「本少爺還有很多事要做,不能死在這裡。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAsJilI1PoYN
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李晴煬揚起惡魔般的微笑,旁邊的顧爾搖了搖頭,只祈禱他家少爺不會太過火,別再牽連無辜的生命。
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迴避型人格障礙02
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