在黑道組長提供的線索下,兩人一NPC來到朦霧島最偏僻荒涼的地方——胡蘿蔔森林。在一大片橘色的垂狀物中,有一顆巨大的青椒正豎立其中,特別地顯眼。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ0jSww3ra
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他們再走近一看。好啊,果然很不祥!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAmn1ZdzaJFP
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只見屋前站著一個綁著兩條粗辮子的女孩,長得是其醜無比,臉頰畫著兩陀大紅腮,快要脫窗的眼睛上方插著朝天高的大睫毛,高挑的眉毛還像用馬克筆畫過一樣又細又長,從鼻翼到嘴邊的兩側肌膚也刻著深深的笑紋,渾身散發出恐怖片必備的驚悚氣息。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA1pzt8yLcYZ
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瑞樹與葉雨燕覺得有點囧1135Please respect copyright.PENANA2pk998x5NO
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此時,女孩也似乎察覺有人接近,竟猝不及防地扭過頭,彎起血紅色的大嘴瞪向他們,加上忽然颳過整片胡蘿蔔林的風,看起來更像某個眾所皆知的角色了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAO4SAeuMSqr
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「安娜倍鵝。」黑道組長握住刀柄,神情凝重,「小心,她是個黑暗法師。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANADilEiHKZFt
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樹葉熊貓組:「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAcUU3x4o93y
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為何這次的反派都是走恐怖片風格?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAFLO1IVxK3C
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不過,人醜不代表什麼,他們秉著凡事都要講求證據的中立心態,打算先好聲好氣地上前問候幾句,搞不好人家真有什麼苦衷或誤會,比如確實拿錯藥或另有其人之類的,那麼就未必要用暴力解決問題了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANADz5X14sVBZ
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然而,安娜倍鵝不僅人長得像恐怖片,脾氣也像恐怖片,非要將恐怖片Boss之名貫徹到底,竟一言不合,就瞬移到他們面前,血盆大口一張,強行發出一招範圍性攻擊。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAVPIQXCIQu1
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然後,他們就被噴了一臉口臭?1135Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wvhff1EjX
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這當然是必須的,並且附加中毒狀態,讓他們頓感一陣暈眩。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAraosQao2zo
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臥槽!那種青椒放過期爛掉的臭味還能不醺死人嗎?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAWy5FHkEmWi
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兩人強撐著嘔欲,連忙閉氣倒退一大步,誰知,一大圈紅色警戒就緊接著出現在他們腳下,範圍之大,竟是視野所及之處全被佔據,根本無處可逃。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAKpwojYrscl
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瑞樹當機立斷說:「快喝藥!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAQzJLXd8SSQ
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這類大範圍攻擊是注定逃不了的,唯有一招才能避免受傷。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAhCR0ORIFZb
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因此,兩人果斷灌下解毒劑,又趁著安娜倍鵝還在讀條,趕緊猛灌各種加狀態的藥水,開盾、加防、加速度,而後在對方讀條完畢之際,奮力一躍,於身子跳至最高距離時,死命地來個空中翻轉倒立,並在快接近地面的時候,用武器往地上蹬個一下,令身子再次拔高升起,以拖延落地的時間。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAbBrWlbA5Mw
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兩人全程反應之敏捷,動作之俐落,姿態之優美,畫面之和諧,簡直是默契十足,雙方的時間與節奏也都拿捏得恰到好處,根本就可以去參加馬戲團表演了!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAVn13NutQCz
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——沒錯,網遊蓬勃發展至今,廣大的民眾都越來越會玩了,所以,官方為了不讓玩家通關得太快,不得不讓Boss們發展出各種獵奇的招式,逼得玩家們也不得不研發各種雜耍的技能,可謂是潛能大爆發,這種官方與玩家互相逼死人的節奏真是超勵志的!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAPlte57vl5b
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好在虛擬實境是以腦波感應操作在遊戲裡的動作,不影響現實裡的狀態,否則玩家們再會玩,都可以在跳完後直接洗洗睡了,慘一點的還得緊急送醫院接一下骨。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAvhfNFnUaER
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第一波攻擊過去,瑞樹一落地,就衝上前拉仇,葉雨燕數著時間,確定仇恨鎖定在坦身上後,就瘋狂丟出一連串法術,並不時移動步伐,避開Boss的直線攻擊波。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAazJhHKGCYo
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黑道組長也不愧對NPC之名,非常盡責地發揮隨行NPC的功能——在Boss與瑞樹身邊繞兩圈,拔刀揮一下,再收起刀,繞兩圈,拔刀揮一下,再收起刀……如此周而復始,並不時擋到瑞樹要閃躲的方向,簡直是沒事找事,還不如一旁去當啦啦隊就好。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAg8XrnrDDOT
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《奧普斯》的戰鬥機制很特別,不受限於傳統需以技能造成傷害的攻擊模式,只要能憑本事找到敵方的弱點予以致命一擊,即便拿的只是一根樹枝,也能擊倒對方。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA9ScTAFFGRo
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據傳,某位大神身為祭司,沒學任何攻擊技能,卻能操著一根治療法帳,在沒有任何buff的情況下,單槍匹馬以純物理暴力幹掉一批惡意找碴的高等玩家,還有位矮人騎士用一根軟趴趴的粉紅蒼蠅拍打遍全《奧普斯》的Boss,兩人簡直就是傳說般的存在!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAcIyDPriI32
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也因此,樹葉熊貓組才敢在沒有祭司補血的情況下到處闖蕩,畢竟在現實裡,他們好歹因職業或家族背景關係,學了一手不錯的武藝,再搭配遊戲裡的技能與道具,以及多元化的戰鬥機制,不管是挑戰哪個Boss,都不算什麼天大的難關。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA3xJTgkeACW
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然!而!1135Please respect copyright.PENANANtqOfiBUVC
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《奧普斯》的世界,總是有神一般的轉折!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAr47lgZVlGn
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就在雙方大幹一番後,安娜倍鵝終於被打到將近殘血,攻擊越來越猛,瑞樹的血條也越噴越多,終於降到了30%以下,但紅藥水與盾防都還在CD中,安娜倍鵝一爪子拍下來,剛好爆擊,又噴掉他5%的血。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA2wnUyCBEOV
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葉雨燕見狀,只得急忙大喊:「我要啪啪啪!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAN08VLth2ST
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剎那間,一陣白光自瑞樹身上亮起,血量全滿,繼續再戰沒問題。他見大招的蓄力終於滿了,便果斷拍下技能鈕,手中的劍頓時爆出耀眼的金光,往安娜倍鵝奮力揮去。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA7goMlFOyna
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誰知,安娜倍鵝竟突然虎軀一震,震驚萬分地夾緊雙腿,以外八字倒退五大步。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA863BY1Y2PM
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於是,瑞樹的強力大招就落空了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAhxxnmpoHdO
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANADizUFaW1Qw
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你就不能早一秒或晚一秒倒退嗎?還用那什麼憋尿的姿勢?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAJfq1srjYyz
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瑞樹森七七。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAYrIlhHaSlZ
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不過,安娜倍鵝才不理他,逕自用爪子捧住兩頰紅腮,高揚血盆大口,含羞帶怯地朝葉雨燕眨了眨要脫窗的眼,又一邊扭著身子,嗲聲說:「你說什麼啦?光天化日的,打到一半,怎麼可以突然對人家說要……要那個?嗯,討厭,人家還沒準備好說~♥」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAtYgArBGHZC
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlP4CFgTDZK
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葉雨燕一臉蒙逼。1135Please respect copyright.PENANANsDguNAnmz
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瑞樹感覺一頭綠。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAMyvjKsHxzU
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恐怖片Boss突然飄粉紅愛心發出少女嗲音的感覺真的好違合啊!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAT9lhlFQ4Ud
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「不是。」葉雨燕囧囧有神地指著瑞樹,「我不是對你說的,是在對他說。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAPiBuYCtqB8
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「沒錯。」瑞樹挺胸振夫綱。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAp1tFIk6fIL
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「什麼?」安娜倍鵝五官一扭,嗓音急轉直下變得渾厚沙啞,一張魔幻的臉也進階到克蘇魯等級。她憤恨地嘶吼:「我(嗶——)你個(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——),你們竟敢在蹂躪我的肉體後,還當著我的面啪啪啪?簡直是太過份!太不可原諒!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANALeMARzAvcW
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「叮!」系統宅宅音歡樂響起,「由於Boss《安娜倍鵝》被玩家《圓圓一片葉》欺騙感情,又被迫目睹兒少不宜的黃暴畫面,因而激發出內心的黑暗,即將狂化,請玩家盡快安排好後事,顆顆!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7MS3zmLPV
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAXckRhj8YNj
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這下換他們想(嗶——)你個(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)了。補個血而已,哪裡黃暴了?哪裡欺騙感情了?有本事你把技能名改掉啊混蛋!何況他們現在全身上下都是馬賽克,是能兒少不宜到哪去啦?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAcrggr2ENEf
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偏偏,黑道組長為了刷一把存在感,竟也投來鄙視一眼,嘆:「世風日下。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANANQyzVTsyem
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANABqi2QZimkK
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求你了,一旁去當個靜態的布景好嗎?◢▆▅▄▃ 崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰 ▃▄▅▆◣1135Please respect copyright.PENANAb2BeYzvIBW
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不過,他們已沒多少時間靠夭。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAW5UDgYWY1X
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悲憤狂化的安娜倍鵝仰首發出一聲尖銳叫聲,一陣狂風遂瞬間大作,天地色變,遠方轟隆隆的晃動聲響。不多時,空中飛來一大群黑壓壓的鵝,氣勢凶猛,每一隻都眼冒紅光,嘴喙噴煙,粗眉斜豎,頭上還標示著《Angry鵝》,妥妥就是山寨版的憤怒鳥!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAy0HvIil3C0
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兩人真是再也吐槽不能了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA3LJzTgLJUe
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瑞樹急忙開盾放仇,勉強扛住第一波鵝群,葉雨燕也使勁放出範圍技,雷電風雪火雨拼命砸,砸得鵝毛滿天亂飛,頓時是一片傷亡。然而,安娜倍鵝似乎有招不完的小怪,一批又一批的Angry鵝前仆後繼,甚至有好幾隻無視騎士坦的仇,一個勁地追著葉雨燕狂戳,戳得兩人的血條在中間值上上下下竄不停,真是欲仙欲死好銷魂。1135Please respect copyright.PENANATFBeOmUEmA
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「這樣不行,要不先撤,找多點人來支援?」葉雨燕邊跑邊喊道。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlE8xnAyrIq
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瑞樹也逃得焦頭爛額,正要說好。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAevOFiGCLYc
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就在這個摸門特!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAGCZwg0vw3b
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一道銀光「唰」地劃過空中,幾隻攻勢最凶猛的鵝發出慘叫落地消失,兩人身上負荷一輕,轉頭望去,竟是黑道組長使出一記拔刀術後,就帥氣俐落地在正中央落地,皺眉發出一聲嘆息:「看來還是得由我親自出手。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAZmdvOKA27S
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAsaxnIcouy8
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泥馬!你本來就該出手而不是一直繞圈檔路好嗎?1135Please respect copyright.PENANABxLwa5OYjs
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想當然耳,黑道組長沒接收到樹葉熊貓組的怨念,依舊淡定地將刀指向天空,再用力往下一畫,頭頂就冒出「召喚術」三個字,大喝:「殺!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAxrvV0WyuvF
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一聲令下,震耳欲聾的機車聲就由遠而近響起,只見一大批梳著飛機頭的暴走族,統一披著白色外套,騎著一台台改造過的重型機車,殺氣萬千地揚著塵土急馳而來。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA8SnJRE3usH
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANA72BElh8TTz
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等一等!你們不是坐海盜船的嗎?又突然冒出機車會不會太跳時空?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAsStsfiClGV
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然而,在《奧普斯》的世界裡,跳時空永遠都不是問題!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlFIKfDzbrx
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於是,他們就默默地看了一場暴走族小弟大戰Angry鵝的人畜秀。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAHLTutxVTpI
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANArLTPL6St49
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感覺再也不想看到任何鳥禽類了啊,本來約好明天要吃的鵝肉飯也沒胃口了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAUAwbo7X47x
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一分鐘後,Angry鵝軍團終於被徹底碾斃,暴走族小弟也光榮退場,黑道組長酷帥狂霸跩地收起刀,投來高貴冷豔的一眼,說:「這麼簡單,你們怎麼都搞不定?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANA7A30NBNa7Z
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「……對啦對啦,反正我們是熊貓嘛,熊貓負責賣萌就好。」葉雨燕放棄人生了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAnU5LSQzhKJ
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「???」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAzMZ74Zg9D8
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不懂團團圓圓梗的黑道組長覺得很困惑,好好的精靈為何想不開要當熊貓?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAR82F9wTLoa
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解決了小怪,Boss也只剩一點血,正是擊殺通關的好時機,葉雨燕趕緊灌下一瓶籃藥水,記取教訓地降低音量啪啪啪,迅速補滿瑞樹的血,打算一鼓作氣地幹掉安娜倍鵝。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAPKv1jLC1Ud
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誰知,電光石火間,又是一道銀光劃過。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAxMX1ZvOEgW
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黑道組長一個霸氣測漏的爆擊拔刀術,一招劈翻安娜倍鵝,戰鬥結束。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAIu9JnrSb4O
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準備來個完美大擊殺的樹葉熊貓組:「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAFxLW971UPP
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亙!搶屁喔搶?(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ 1135Please respect copyright.PENANAvjjMIWrCR3
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制服了兇手,就是招供時間。1135Please respect copyright.PENANASHqapYdvLr
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在兩人怨氣沖天的逼供下,安娜倍鵝終於嚎啕大哭地說出真相。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlJTaAlc83V
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原來,她也是朦霧島出身的居民,但同樣都是朦霧島長大的孩子,大家都是人見人愛的小萌物,她卻是醜到人見人躲,甚至還有降生者(玩家)被她嚇回復活點,更有從事影視業的人類貴族未經肖像權許可,擅自把她拍成恐怖片大魔王,簡直過份!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAFBTi4NcsKK
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樹葉熊貓組:「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAXLMEodHnL9
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的確過份,官方你們捏這個NPC時有沒有先申請版權許可?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAR2gAP9uXcT
1135Please respect copyright.PENANAwXonKxwEDM
安娜倍鵝不甘心,決定要讓所有人都討厭小萌物,於是,她打聽到海星豬專門供應超好疵的炸豬排給養育小萌物的貴族與富豪後,便教唆鬼豬掐吉對海星豬下詛咒藥,讓舉凡吃到海星豬排的小萌物們都會失控暴走。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAajAGykZEk4
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瑞樹便問:「那中毒的小萌物們會去哪?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAvFdJ5R5Vem
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「窩不茲道嗚嗚嗚!」安娜倍鵝嚎著破音哭嗓,「抓窩去拍安娜貝爾2也不茲道!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAnzlluLrnC8
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不,拜託別再拍!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAs6XtmKauoA
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兩人嘆了口氣,沒想到抓到幕後真凶了,卻依然對小楓的去向毫無線索。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAuoBB9CuToi
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這時,如同所有電影裡等Boss掛了才姍姍來遲的警察,地府偵察員也總算出場了,來的還是最高階的菁英偵察員——深情高富帥的陰陽師《小黑》和純情美少年的渡化師《小育》,可見這次的暴動地府也相當重視。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA4IIyt50nLK
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「感謝諸位的幫忙,將犯人繩之以法……」小黑唸著一成不變的NPC台詞,邊動作俐落地施法將安娜倍鵝捆束起來,交給專門吸食渡化黑暗力量的小育。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAwOq6g527CF
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小育目光如炬地盯著安娜倍鵝吞口水,妥妥就是吃貨一枚。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAI1k7FkNcGi
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安娜倍鵝:QAQ1135Please respect copyright.PENANAvLpP059mfu
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身為接管罪犯的NPC,小黑自然也有責任為玩家解惑,葉雨燕便趁機問:「我們在尋找的人也是因為吃了詛咒豬排而失蹤,有沒有什麼方法能追蹤中毒者的去向?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAPPtVntyYcs
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小黑微微皺了下眉,說:「依據安娜倍鵝降的詛咒,中毒的小萌物們會在失去神智之下依據天性本能行動,所以我建議你們依據那孩子的本性來推測,會較為妥當。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlJjrAWqQWL
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不過,為了感謝他們幫忙破案,除了大量的任務獎勵外,小黑還免費提供了一次占卜,為他們算出小楓極可能出現的地方——就是在朦霧島東方森林的陰暗潮濕之地。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAjBVPA2C3FE
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黑道組長又問:「該如何破除詛咒?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANApjp3eQMilt
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「這詛咒是為了離間萌物與守護者的感情,自然也只能用真情來解。」小黑說完,就帶著肚子開始咕嚕咕嚕叫的小育離開,顯然是他們的下班吃飯時間到了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA60TUJ90CYk
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黑道組長聽完後,凝思不語。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAm72WhMLs2r
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反正這類逼格至上的NPC總是愛裝深沈,樹葉熊貓組也懶得理他,直接打開地圖,依據小黑的建議與占卜,推測出所謂的陰暗潮濕之地,應當會是蝙蝠最愛棲息的洞穴。1135Please respect copyright.PENANADNEuCZnreV
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估計是他們戳到關鍵字了,系統突然「叮」了一聲,黑道組長就長嘆一聲,負手望向天空,在充滿胡蘿蔔與青椒氣息的森林中,又開始了OOC的自(話)白(嘮)模式。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAKNshKqUvvt
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「我們的相遇就是在朦霧島的一個山洞裡。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAW85F9RhARF
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喔,要開始《奧普斯》最愛的奸情手法之一——回憶殺了嗎?1135Please respect copyright.PENANAV1iqffzuU0
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雖然不想承認,但兩人多少還是被系統帶壞了,竟忍不住腦補起山洞初遇的各種情節,什麼月黑風高,什麼雷雨交加,一個被雨淋得濕漉漉的小萌物一頭撞進酷帥狂霸跩的黑道大哥懷裡,害怕又嬌羞地輕顫著小翅膀,睜大一雙濕潤無辜的小圓眼,凝視溫柔又帥氣的救命恩人,之後一人一蝙蝠會怎樣情不自禁地醬醬釀釀,他們才沒有蛋蛋的好奇。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAAxZ14dyJdi
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然而!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAByn13j9VL0
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黑道組長是個有操守的NPC,才不要照玩家的腦補節奏來,一秒跳回小楓的身世。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAwqcZwKw7Ki
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原來,小楓是個孤兒血族,他的母親死得早,父親因貪食新鮮血液而殺了不少人類,最後被地府處決,留下他一個小血族到處流浪,結果差點被人類騙喝死人血賣給變態貴族當玩物,他生氣之下,不小心咬了口那個人,新鮮的人類血讓飢餓許久的他差點失控,就害怕地變成小蝙蝠拼命飛逃,最後逃進山洞裡躲起來,被正好領著小弟們躲雨的黑道組長撿到,從此就被帶回船上,過著備受疼愛的和樂生活。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAqBLTsEfRgo
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而那山洞也在朦霧島的東方森林裡。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAmWkm6UDeM1
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「我想,小楓應該是吃下豬排後感到不對勁,怕自己失控傷到船上的人,才會變成小蝙蝠逃走,打算飛到離大家很遠的地方躲起來。」黑道組長不捨道。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAcSxAuxQVTE
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兩人默默地點了頭,感覺有點蛋蛋的失望,說好的天雷狗血瑪麗蘇呢?1135Please respect copyright.PENANA3I1vSJvEdH
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不過,既然有了方向,一行人就二話不說,立刻前往那初遇的山洞。1135Please respect copyright.PENANASSxCj7KqmF
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朦霧島滿是活蹦亂跳的小萌物,隨便路過一隻小動物都是未成年,讓馬賽克效應始終無法解除,因而樹葉熊貓組一刻都不想浪費,打算盡快做完任務,離開這個鬼地方——又是鬼豬掐吉又是安娜倍鵝,的確很有鬼!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAjHlgUjp4ms
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離開胡蘿蔔森林,穿過一大片軟糖草原,又越過一大條檸檬汽水河,他們總算抵達了掛滿七彩繽紛的果凍森林,腳下踩著鬆軟的海綿蛋糕草地,還有一條奶油小溪在一旁輕輕流淌,各種香甜的氣味充斥鼻尖,讓他們快對甜食麻木了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA3qpU5gELQd
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吃貨就是吃貨,連逃命都要往特別香甜的地方逃!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAR20iqohv7r
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終於,他們爬上巧克力花生小山,找到了山洞。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAEkDptzORdY
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「這種材質居然還不會垮?」葉雨燕好奇地掰下一塊花生放進嘴裡咬,嘣嘎脆的口感配上香濃的黑巧克力與花生,確實好吃得讓他忍不住再掰下一塊,就見原先被自己掰出來的缺口已被系統自動填補完畢。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAcRjOl841u0
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瑞樹失笑地舉起手,在空中遲疑了會,總算準確無誤地放在一團馬賽克的最上方,摸了摸葉雨燕鬆軟的頭髮,聽著那咬花生的聲響,心想這裡也有隻屬於他的吃貨萌物。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAlGtGJh14wa
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兩人踏入山洞,滿心以為就要能完成任務了,誰知,才走沒幾步路,就又囧了。1135Please respect copyright.PENANArEX8fjgEQg
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只見山洞裡住了滿滿的蝙蝠,還紅、橙、藍、綠……各種毛色都有,放眼望去,簡直是色譜圖庫的專業進階版,光是純正金毛的就有十幾二十隻,接近金毛的黃色系也起碼有四、五十隻以上,還有很多擺明就是來辣眼睛的螢光色系。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA1jSTz79sz0
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什麼都還沒做,光是看著,就頭昏眼花啊!1135Please respect copyright.PENANAFTZJBZx7Gy
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好在這些蝙蝠都是被動怪,只要不主動攻擊,就不會傷害人。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAohBNSzxdkp
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葉雨燕甩甩頭,覺得這樣下去不行,便問黑道組長:「你跟小楓在一起這麼久,應該最瞭解他,有沒有什麼比較有效率的辨認方法?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAaKHhJ7zzgF
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黑道組長想了想,便咬破食指,擠出一粒血珠,往洞內深處緩緩走去。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAJvXrF59pft
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兩人一看,恍然大悟,既然小楓是血族,那當然是用血引他主動出來最好。於是,他們也依樣畫葫蘆,在手指上切了一點傷口,擠點血珠抹在布上,以免系統自動修復傷口後血珠會消失。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA2J4lVRhR46
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當他們走過一段曲折的小徑後,終於聽到某個角落傳來細細低語。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA7MV1sDgyAH
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「不可以過去,不可以咬人……嗚,好餓……不可以……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAwz6IwO9Rp8
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聲音很小,但在這安靜得只剩下呼吸聲的洞穴裡,卻極有存在感。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA1JnkGpkDDs
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黑道組長走過去,準確找出那隻拼命躲藏的金毛小蝙蝠後,抱起來,毫不猶豫地輕輕吻了下。下一秒,一陣光芒乍放,一絲黑霧自蝙蝠體內飛出來,消散在空中,待光芒褪去,小蝙蝠就變成了一個金髮紅眼的小少年。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA7fKWpCZXSu
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小少年眨了眨淚濕的眼,望著面帶溫柔笑意的黑道組長,就「哇」一聲地撲上去抱住對方,哽咽大喊:「明穗!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAo8HQRu6Ais
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「叮!」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAYH8ZOcVie6
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悅耳的任務完成提示音終於響起,肥美的經驗值與金錢陸續降臨,還有黑道組的大量好感值,同時兩人還各收到一個小型召喚器,似乎是可以在需要的時候,召喚一個黑道小弟幫忙打探消息,算是相當不錯的輔助道具。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAwQA7sHiiST
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「嗯?」正低頭查看獎勵的葉雨燕突然手指一頓,朝相擁的NPC投去一眼。1135Please respect copyright.PENANA4GdxWZPtqb
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瑞樹問:「怎麼了嗎?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAoq8oLm3LcI
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「你有聽清楚他剛喊黑道組長什麼嗎?」葉雨燕回道。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAm8JfNxzd2A
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瑞樹回想了下,遲疑地說:「名……寧輝?」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAXRVcMM51wX
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「……」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAjnHpnJxxBv
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葉雨燕注視身旁的瑞樹牌馬賽克想了又想,最後受不了地抹了把眼,說:「不行,眼好花。唉,算了算了,這馬賽克我真是受夠了,我們還是去愛神殿把任務做一做吧。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANAKQLvzSuaZ4
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瑞樹苦笑地點點頭,「好。」1135Please respect copyright.PENANATMp1ntQtD9
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於是,兩人果斷地叫出坐騎,拋下早已陷入小世界連經典收尾台詞都沒空講的NPC們,火速直奔茲霍城的傳送陣,準備以膀胱即將爆發的洪荒之力跳入下一個坑。1135Please respect copyright.PENANAvDtBX6yR80
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揪竟,愛神殿會有什麼奇葩的冒險在等著他們呢?1135Please respect copyright.PENANABTLSNQp7WE
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系統表示:「顆顆,快來跳坑就知道了。」
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《腦洞番外完》
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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後記:
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最後問名字那裡,估計要有看過三生之戀才明白XDDD1135Please respect copyright.PENANApuiu4KrTUx
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恭喜奧普斯的小萌物們在愛的啪啪啪下被拯救惹AwA(大誤#(警察##1135Please respect copyright.PENANAaR3nHEeiUm
未來有機會的話,會再正式寫一部奧普斯的網遊文,主角就是《爆炸頭不要來》後期出現的配角《你才神受》,配對是龍族X血族小蝙蝠~XDDD1135Please respect copyright.PENANApvUlUvAw95
時間當然是等我靈能第三部發佈完(##1135Please respect copyright.PENANAintiihpBhI
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★【奧普斯第一部】1135Please respect copyright.PENANACFuc8UJUTB
【凌家III】爆炸頭不要來 1135Please respect copyright.PENANAkgAO25b9Au
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★【西啡家的樹葉&穗楓組】1135Please respect copyright.PENANAavlYrsx11E
【樹葉】許你三生之戀 1135Please respect copyright.PENANAMCEq0K7PUe
【穗楓】秋穗紅楓 1135Please respect copyright.PENANAycRth6G5aO
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歡迎追蹤>////<1135Please respect copyright.PENANAGdtSSoFwM9
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 10.31.2018