大船不愧是大船，堅固無比，絲毫不受那小小的碰撞影響，依然穩如泰山地矗立在海面上。只見它通體漆黑，飄揚著一條條又黑又亮的大帆布，船頭還掛著一面畫著白色骷髏頭的黑色旗子，整個氣勢非常邪惡，加上先前如幽靈般神出鬼沒的出場方式——完全就是在抄襲迦勒比海盜的那艘黑珍珠！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXB8hBwgPf
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「叮！」系統宅宅音科科笑，「恭喜玩家《圓圓一片葉》和玩家《團團一棵樹》觸發緊急幸運任務，機會難得，只有一次，請小心應對。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifxXmlrZHR
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這個系統有提示跟沒提示一樣，純粹就是來刷存在感的！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwGabDCQTG
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這時，船上傳來喊打喊殺的騷動，兩人互視一眼，就緊張地握好武器，準備迎戰，腦海也浮現一群Cosplay迦勒比海盜的龍套NPC與一隻畫著眼線的二貨傑克船長。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAmK9ABmgp
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誰知，官方又一次刷新他們的三觀。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ591ylcuJGt
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只聽騷動越來越大，沒多久，一群NPC聚集在船邊虎視眈眈地瞪著他們，一個個都長得凶神惡煞沒問題，有問題的是，他們都手持一把武士刀，頭綁白布條，上身赤裸，下身穿一條和風式的大褲衩，怎麼看都跟迦勒比這三個字扯不上關係。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYExVd2sVy
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為首的光頭舉起刀指向兩人，一腳踩上船沿，露出滿腿的毛，大褲叉直直滑到腿根，吆喝著：「你們兩個，給老子滾上來！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThbEGn9ew0
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樹葉熊貓組：「……」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGlwiO7WZN
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兩人囧囧有神地抹了把臉，不約而同將視線往兩旁飄開。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRhGlpy9c2
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哇，老兄，你是不是忘了穿底褲？從這個角度看上去，風、光、無、限。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SrHp0mnaD
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《奧普斯》的奇葩點就是，該打碼的不打碼，不需要打的硬要打，去他媽！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yi5p1YBRK
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他們小心略過風吹JJ好涼爽的光頭叔，仔細觀察其他NPC，雖然每一位的神情都十分兇狠，頭上還寫著《小弟們》三個字，但顏色卻是中立的白色，估計是要依據他們的反應來決定立場。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hUJeo3c8u
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一般來說，這類意外有很大機率觸發特殊的隱藏任務，並有不錯的獎勵，錯過可惜。於是，兩人果斷爬上小弟們扔下的繩梯，在被團團包圍下走進船艙裡。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eYvwyYEoU
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然後，他們又被深深震撼住了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDfTzdIBse
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只見他們來到一間非常寬敞的和室，地板鋪著滿滿的淺綠色榻榻米，柔韌光滑，散發出淡淡的草香，牆上掛著幾幅水墨字畫，極富意境，鼻尖還不時繚繞著一股清雅的茶香，聞了很是舒暢。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3rsD9rkxO
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若不是先前抱著不同的期待，不然他們真想讚嘆一聲，而不是滿滿的吐槽——泥馬既然要玩日式和風，官方你們又弄一艘黑珍珠過來到底是為了什麼？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBHUHdkkYr
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房中坐著一個年輕的男人，不似其他明顯做陪襯的小弟們，他穿著整齊的暗色系和服，垂眸端坐在榻榻米上，品茗手中的熱茶，氣度不凡，長的就是一個帥字，頭頂上還飄著一排名字，簡單粗暴地介紹了這群人的背景以及他的身份——《黑道組長》960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xF78M0Bnd
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「……」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwin5FHHHd
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官方你們敢不敢再懶一點？連黑道名都懶得給人家取一個！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXSD00QJOL
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黑道組長淡定地放下茶杯，投來犀利的目光，看起來不苟言笑有點冷。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lvzHoNdH2
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光頭估計是組長的貼心小棉襖，附帶讀心功能，一個眼神就心神領會，立馬又開始對他們大小聲，「姓啥，名啥，混哪個道上的？為何偷襲我們？都報上來！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nXYaWgUre
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估計NPC們接下來是否轉變態度，就從這段問答來決定了。於是，瑞樹連忙回答問題，解釋這樁撞船事故，「真是誤會，這是一場意外，我們只是路過的旅客……」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RXPOfoP9q
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談話間，葉雨燕無意間朝瑞樹看了眼，竟發現對方又被打上馬賽克，就一時沒忍住衝動，也忘了先轉到情侶頻道，直接低聲抱怨一句：「又有哪個小孩經過？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1vaS8dbRD
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誰知，系統突然「叮」了一聲，兩人一愣，還沒反應過來，就見一名小弟慌忙跑來，身體一撲，來了個字面含意上的五體投地，惶恐大喊：「組長，小楓不見了！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzYQuXG9B8
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一時間，整艘船都暴動了，人在船上，船在海飄，怎麼好好地會突然不見？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2G4R0hCZ6
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也不知這個小楓是組長的什麼人，讓原本從容淡定的帥哥忽然眼神一沈，殺氣騰騰地放下茶杯，瞪著他們厲聲問：「你們有同夥？劫走小楓有什麼目的？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXhs6zRV77
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「……」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaftubAbDF5
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樹葉熊貓組一臉黑人問號。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ZDNjZeiq
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「你自己丟了人，怪我們喔？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZge4e1H39T
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當然，像上述這類幹話是不能對NPC說的，特別是《奧普斯》的NPC，一旦拉了仇，會被怎麼報復都不知道。據說，很久以前，有個腦殘玩家不小心拉了地府小鬼王的仇，就在後續某項大型活動任務中被公報私仇關進地府大牢好幾天，放出來都生無可戀了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhePwcHdnth
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於是，兩人收起心中的幹話，乖巧坐好地睜大無辜雙眼眨了眨，看起來就是萌萌der，成功地讓黑道組長因為捉摸不清他們的意思而呈現短暫的當機狀態。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9z2p21GKr
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估計是以前就有很皮的玩家常把NPC的AI玩當機，系統這次也不敢亂皮了，趕緊跳出選項視窗——可選擇《協助尋人證明清白》或《開啟海盜船驚魂副本》。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4X69Vnamf
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瑞樹切到情侶頻道，問：「想選哪一個？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt22vVPA0S
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葉雨燕見瑞樹已恢復正常，不再是馬賽克狀態，心想那路過的小孩應該就是小楓，便有些猶豫了，「打副本比較驚險刺激，而且去找小楓的話，可能又要一直被打碼。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2w24LeZzk
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「那就選後面囉？」瑞樹雖是這麼問，手指卻沒有移動的意思。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4JU2xXrmm
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葉雨燕又想了想，「但這個遊戲很重視與NPC的好感度，天曉得他們未來會不會是什麼重要任務的關鍵人物？這樣的話，為了一時爽，就又有點得不償失了。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHLgy3h2wT
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更重要的是，聽說曾有人惹怒了守護人魚族的海魔神，結果每次一出海，就會被各種海底生物圍毆報復，用飛的也會被海鳥一路瘋狂追殺。如果這群海上黑道也是個小心眼的，已經要避開未成年玩家或NPC的他們估計會整個遊戲都玩不下去了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWyQFkPTTd
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瑞樹苦笑地點點頭，果斷按下第一個選項。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6qq53TPnp
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黑道組長回過神，扶額嘆了口氣，說：「抱歉，因為事發突然，我又擔心小楓，才會一時衝動懷疑你們，請原諒我方才的失態。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF4Xn2FgOu
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「沒事，關心則亂，可以理解的。」瑞樹貼心回道。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw7rJ1VOfo
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葉雨燕接著單刀直入地說：「不如讓我們去看看失蹤現場吧，說不定能找到些蛛絲馬跡，幫你們早些把小楓找回來。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SZVdVqq3y
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黑道組長點了頭，站起身說：「請。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6TIkEAfln
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對方這顯然是要親自一同調查的舉動，讓樹葉二人互視一眼，嗅到一股濃濃的八卦味。這個叫小楓的小孩也不知是黑道組長的什麼人，竟然有這麼重要？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUuAs4vqEI
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兩人隨著NPC來到據說是小楓最後被看到的房間，開始進入警檢模式。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoC8zxLzon
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比先前那間招待廳稍小的和室裡，一樣鋪著乾淨的榻榻米和幾幅字畫，桌上卻歪歪斜斜地擺著一個精美餐盒，裡頭剩下不少菜餚，餐盒旁的杯碗筷凌亂散落，還有一塊啃過的豬排掉在地上，唯一出入口的拉門邊緣也有幾處被碰撞的擦痕。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86GHtJE7dO
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擦痕的面積很小，約略就是乒乓球的大小，且多在人伸手都勾不到的高處，證明了就算是有人劫持小楓，也應該是個會飛行的小生物。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg45vkkZfRq
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但怎樣的飛行小生物會力氣大到能劫持人？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgvl37qAph
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接著，他們又在地上發現細細短短的金毛，從房間一路往外，與他們從擦撞痕跡推測出來的路徑頗為符合，估計就是那個飛行小生物掉落的毛。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinZglCoXZ2
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好在葉雨燕有學習鑑定術，立刻對著證物一拍技能，見物品面板上顯示出來的鑑定結果是《充滿靈性的蝙蝠毛》，他們便又沿著一地的蝙蝠毛追蹤，最終來到甲板。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64BCcHkVBs
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「應該就是從這裡飛出去的了。」葉雨燕說：「問一下在這一區工作的船員，看他們有沒有發現什麼可疑的人。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnLYgIAeyo
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一路尾隨的光頭叔立刻把人招來詢問，很快地，就有個戴眼鏡的小弟說：「好像曾有一團金色的東西飛出去，但速度太快了，俺沒看清楚是什麼。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dVvBDzlnk
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瑞樹接著問：「只有金色的東西飛出去，還有沒有其他人？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI9RAajz5s
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眼鏡仔小弟想了想，就搖搖頭。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdpqzOokNK
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黑道組長頓時臉色變得很難看，眉頭緊蹙，似乎明白了什麼，眼裡滿是憂慮。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8eSETuIDn
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葉雨燕看他沒接著追查那隻金毛蝙蝠的來歷，便意會地問：「你認識那隻蝙蝠？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDfW4XeZAc
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黑道組長點頭，「實不相瞞，那蝙蝠就是小楓。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkOkgvX62k
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聽他這麼一說，兩人就猛然想起《奧普斯》似乎有個種族跟蝙蝠有關，加上房裡那豐盛的餐盒及明顯被「人」咬過的炸豬排，顯然小楓並不是一隻普通的小蝙蝠。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulXW9LPxav
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「他是血族？」瑞樹問道。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Ni5QHgXO
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血族生來就有變身成蝙蝠的能力。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf4VJPlD3f
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黑道組長凝眉望向大海，像在用目光追尋那不知芳蹤的小蝙蝠，說：「小楓不喜自己血族的身份，極少會變成蝙蝠，更不會不說一聲就擅自離開，肯定是發生了什麼事。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy0koTOr1X
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劇情發展到這，肯定就是發任務的時候了，兩人眼睛一亮，散發著「Come on baby」的強烈訊息。然而，NPC總是多話，特別是Boss級的NPC，不論敵友，都要先OOC一下，破壞預定的高冷人設，來上那麼一段抒發，貼心地幫官方快要想不出劇情的劇本組拖拉點時間，免得玩家們解任務解太快，劇本組本就不多的頭髮又要更少了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlmSjyeChP
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於是，在黑道組長看似冷若冰霜實則有點小悶騷的長串自白後，終於說出了關鍵的一句話：「我看兩人能力不錯，想請你們幫我一起把小楓找回來。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik6QJnpFKr
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喔尬的，他們等得花兒都要謝了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uO0z5VuYu
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樹葉熊貓組二話不說，果斷往跳出來的《接受任務》視窗大力一拍，動作之迅速，神情之熱血，幾乎感動了一船的小弟們！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFMWonyJhc
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於是，《尋回黑道老大的吸血小親親》任務GET，並有一名隨身NPC《黑道組長》。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6djzylb7I
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既然確定小楓是自己離家出走的，那麼就要先來推斷原因。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54wX0T0iKM
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根據描述，小楓是個未成年的血族，同時也是經朦霧島鑑定認可的萌物，在被組長收養前，曾過著飢寒交加的日子，所以特別珍惜食物，沒有道理會捨棄滿桌美食就跑走。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZadzkUsAro
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葉雨燕想了想，乾脆對房裡的食物一一拍下鑑定術，果真發現了一個不尋常之處，就是那塊被咬過的豬排竟顯示著——「《散發怨念的豬排》：咦？咬下去有股怪拐的味道……啊，好怨恨啊！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHKv2kQdNh
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一塊豬排為何有怨念他們不知道，但這顯然就是食物中毒引發的失蹤案。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsTRfVXjEp
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黑道組長再次眼神一沈，「今天午餐是誰負責？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHfxnmgRcm
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光頭叔再次竄出來，非常會抓時機刷存在感，「是『廚師』負責的！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKufYXLh2Bu
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雖然這肯定又是官方懶得取名的鍋，但兩人仍憋不住滿腔槽欲，果斷跳進情侶頻道。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fOnvNMH7b
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「廢話，當然是廚師，難道會是司機？」葉雨燕翻了個大白眼。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f630Z5YEi
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瑞樹難得get中文的博大精深，意味深長道：「而且老司機只會炒飯，不會炸豬排。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlbw44b22E
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「……炒、炒飯什麼的等下線再說。」葉雨燕有一秒蛋蛋的餓，才不說哪種餓！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMZiMrRhcX
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光頭叔立刻派小弟去把廚師抓來，沒多久，小弟匆匆回來，嘴裡還咬著飯糰，邊噴飯粒邊口齒不清道：「剛打雜的縮，廚蘇偷粗豬排落下的渣渣後就暈倒惹，腫麼辦？要叫收屍的來嗎？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHb0NQ4RPi
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等一下，人家只是暈倒還沒死啊，怎麼就要收屍了？這黑道也太兇殘！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCa8UqDT5J
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葉雨燕戳了戳同為黑道家族出身的戀人，感覺有些驚悚，「你們家不會也這樣吧。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHsbACLLyq
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瑞樹哭笑不得，「當然不會，何況我懷疑這又是官方取名的鍋。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnNcQDlXbo
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果然，小弟匆匆跑走後，另一個人就屁顛顛跑來，肩上還扛著一尾活跳跳的大魚，頭頂標著《收食的》三個大字，顯然就是負責收集食材。只見他嘴巴一咧，露出缺了門牙的兩個洞，滿嘴漏風地說：「粗長，疵魚嗎？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRjY1ETCXY
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喔，不只是官方取名的鍋，還有NPC發音的鍋。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0gsRhlZ11
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的確很粗長(？)的黑道組長霸氣深沈地不發一語，光頭叔便又一次發揮讀心機功能，把事情解釋了遍，收食的一聽，不禁虎軀一震，嚇得倒退三步，肩上的魚也跟著顛了顛三下，站得最近的樹葉熊貓組就被灑了一臉有魚味的水。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaeMhOoWf2
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這些配角NPC真的戲好多，煩不煩啊？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6oPBTWM1k
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估計他們的怨念跟那塊豬排一樣，讓在場的人都感受到了，收食的便也不再亂震，繼續漏風地說：「那塊粗排四向海產族買咑，四全奧普斯最貴的粗漏，我們想說給可愛的小轟嚐一嚐，就訂了一塊粗漏，今早才空運過來，沒想到會花生這總四。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQED91yfXFu
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葉雨燕立刻捕捉到疑點，「海產族怎麼不賣海產賣粗漏……豬肉！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlAHGhG5iG
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破發音聽多了真的會影響智商！ 他咬住舌頭，好想一頭撞死。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOgtB64BRj
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瑞樹努力Hold住嘴角。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYTSbAUB44
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風水輪流轉，有時他因不太熟的中文詞彙而發音錯誤，被葉子笑過幾次，如今反過來，他總算能體會對方為何每次都會邊笑邊揉捏他的臉——因口誤而恥囧的戀人真是太可愛了！可惜，葉子喵咬人可霸氣的，他不能笑得太明顯。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ6NdX7rbm
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收食的一聽，頓生同病相憐之感，不禁熱淚盈眶，「叮」地加了好感值。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2DFoyRghd
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葉雨燕感覺更恥了，不要因為這樣就加好感值啊有點節操行不行？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgfa4FNQ8y
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瑞樹趕緊摟住他，順一順炸起的毛，肚子憋笑到抽痛。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yQxsDnvRL
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收食的繼續解釋：「因為海產族有一個海星妖與粗妖混血的海星粗，長得像粗，漏質肥美，又繼承海星的再生能力，能無痛再生，而且現割里肌漏最新鮮，所以他每天……」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBjlTd7w00
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好了，他們不想再聽了，早有聽聞海產族在珊瑚礁島還沒發達前就一直過著自給自足的封閉生活，但這個自給法也太驚人！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyDj3Cx5vg
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總之，首要目標，就是鎖定海產族的海星豬。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nP6J9KrVo
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黑道組長立馬下令：「全速航向珊瑚礁島！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJcFC4R8H7
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話音方落，所有人就一哄而散，迅速各就各位，黑道組長也以迅雷不及掩耳之勢，一秒瞬移回桌邊，端正坐在墊子上，簡直就像被清空後重置刷新的的副本。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9QY98HdSS
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黑道組長坐定位了，才想起來地提醒他們：「要出發了，快來坐好。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQrcoJDNcu
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樹葉熊貓組一頭霧水。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKuInwq45b
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出發就出發，但這全神戒備的氛圍又是什麼狀況？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH8ckFCYaJ
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就在這個模門特！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRhljpk5bK
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腳下忽然發出轟隆巨響，整個船身猛地往後傾斜四十五度角，還來不及走到桌邊的兩人一個措手不及，就狠狠地往後撞向牆邊，力道之猛，瑞樹的血條瞬間噴掉一半以上，葉雨燕更是直接進入殘血狀態，好在瑞樹及時將他護在懷裡開盾，否則以法師的脆皮程度，恐怕得直接飛回復活點了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91gZSvnXSO
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「怎麼回事？」葉雨燕趕緊灌下一瓶紅藥水。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xiDFhB7mR
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「不知……道。」瑞樹吃痛地喘了口氣，察看四周，卻不見其他人有任何異動，黑道組長甚至還屹立不搖地跪坐在桌邊，彷彿腿下的坐墊就是個大吸盤，將他牢牢吸住。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaftGhjQ8E
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Boss級的NPC就是不一樣！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOduVtt4Si
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只見黑道組長不僅對玩家的遭遇無動於衷，還投來「我就靜靜看著你們滾」的冷漠眼神，可謂是酷帥狂霸跩，絲毫沒有自己有求於人的自覺。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJJmgGukGW
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兩人相互扶持地站起來，察覺到船身正在移動的速度，頓時臉色一囧。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2WjMVncUq
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臥槽！這不會是把大船當噴射快艇在飆吧？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPpXN1hXCr
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剎那間，他們忽然領悟了。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhDwCzl3FR
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葉雨燕眼神死地說：「還記得剛才那個《海盜船驚魂副本》的選項嗎？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O8SdhV4j2
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瑞樹望著房間理應在水平面卻高高揚起的另一頭，感覺船身似乎又有要再傾斜的傾向，便娶妻隨妻地一起眼神死，「原來指的是遊樂園裡的海盜船嗎？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJJmluTf44
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「叮！」系統宅宅音歡樂地響起，「恭喜玩家《圓圓一片葉》和玩家《團團一棵樹》真相了海盜船的取名由來，獲得戳破盲腸度+40、經驗值2500。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqc2Ggg8Oc
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所以說，《奧普斯》的取名模式，真、的、很、煩！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1z46FC5mS
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奧普斯新研（抄）發（襲）的海盜船，可讓兩人在激烈的搖晃碰撞中緊緊相擁，一起噴出好多好多，絕對是居家旅行培養奸情的好副本唷～AwA（X960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWhdyJFImb
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【下篇預告】《不給摸就抱抱》： 字數約五千多字，每週三發佈。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpq7WuG8nx
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