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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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49. 三十之約
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自全服大戰過後,《奧普斯》出現一股新潮流——人魚樂園一日遊。而所謂的人魚樂園,便是亞特蘭海域以珊瑚礁島為基地的新興景點。885Please respect copyright.PENANAeECcFR7s00
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自從人魚族回歸後,珊瑚礁島在眾玩家狂做任務的捧場下煥然一新。原先光禿的岩岸被撲上柔軟的水晶細沙,被日月星辰照耀出迷人的夢幻燐光。重新規劃過的村落,以各色星貝藻葉為裝飾,看來充滿繽紛熱鬧的氣息。海產族NPC不再你儂我儂地製造雷人氣場,改而認真經營以人魚為主題的海島生意,比如:人魚造型的飾品與武裝、人魚族獨家出產的海底食材與藥品等,其中,除了女孩們最愛的人魚服飾外,就以人魚可食零嘴最為熱門。
人魚零嘴依等級有不同價碼,越貴的越能引出特別的人魚予以餵食。一旦成功餵食人魚,就有機會培養與該人魚的好感值,進而取得特殊任務或是特定情報與資源。而貴到嚇人的《魚類可食巧克力布朗尼》自然是專釣曾令全服暴動的某隻小魚了。
「貝貝快出來,有巧克力唷!」
這日,肉盾等人心血來潮當一回人魚觀光團,才踏出傳送陣走至岸邊,就見一條眼熟的紫髮小人魚「刷」地應聲躍出海面燦笑,張嘴接住拋來的布朗尼後又潛回海裡,活像隻跳火圈表演的海豚,頓時就讓他們毫不留情地噴笑了。
「你個吃貨相全讓這NPC模仿光啦!」唬爛率先指著喵喵仙貝大恥笑。
「哎呀,這小貝兒魚吃得太可愛啦,哥都也想來釣一回了。」肉盾說著,還真往NPC販售商走去,若非塞倫及時將他拉回,恐怕要挨弟控大哥一杖了。
「哼!」沒想到一來就見到連自己都羞恥的一幕,喵喵仙貝怒地變成小貓躲進哥哥懷裡,哼哼唧唧地控訴這群沒眼光的人不識他的帥氣。885Please respect copyright.PENANApdwwyxnE2D
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「把人魚設計成這樣,真不知該說官方有創意還是太壞心。」塞倫環視這人來人往,忍不住感慨:「這時間還這麼多人上線。」
為了避開人潮,他們已特地挑選大半夜的時段,卻不想珊瑚礁島仍有不少玩家遊晃,可知新開放的人魚族多吸引大家關注。而身為拯救人魚族大功臣的他們,要想玩人魚,大可直接去亞特蘭秘境,所有特殊高等人魚都在那由太師父親自看護。不過,享有特權的結果,多少失了些遊戲的趣味,何況他們也好奇瘋傳的人魚表演究竟是什麼。885Please respect copyright.PENANAIb7U3H3HVY
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閒聊逗弄傲嬌小貓間,太陽逐漸西落,火紅餘暉灑在海面上,為天地染上瑰麗的色彩。水晶沙灘的喧嘩漸緩,駐足的人卻越漸密集,一切似在為即將到來的時刻醞釀氣氛。885Please respect copyright.PENANAjtnAjO7MVs
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這時,一俊俏的人魚少年從海面探出頭,以不知名的古老語言發出一小段輕柔低喚,某處礁岩邊便傳來另一聲人魚少女的俏皮呼應,漸漸地,一條又一條人魚浮上海面,一聲又一聲地交織出詩劇般旋律,最後在齊聲共鳴之時,貝貝小魚終於躍出燦爛的水花,以澄澈清亮的吟唱,正式揭開人魚歌舞秀的序幕。885Please respect copyright.PENANAtJAveCDSae
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這場天籟約有十分鐘之久,全程觀賞完的人皆可獲得《人魚祝福》狀態——防禦、迴避、回復+10%,為時現實時間二十四小時,死亡不受影響。對於沒錢去還我漂漂溫泉山莊的玩家來說,可說是相當划算的加持。885Please respect copyright.PENANAvTPnckxsqG
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表演結束後,夜幕已披上璀璨星斗。銀白光暈下,太師父現身接住凌空翻落的貝貝小魚,兩NPC甜蜜蜜地飄著愛心潛入海底回家,嗨翻一大票特地前來觀賞的腐女們。885Please respect copyright.PENANAEAADPGQVaY
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「哇塞,難怪大家要每天來報到!」肉盾嘆為觀止了。唬爛則忙著整理方才偷拍太師父與貝貝小魚的截圖,一邊跟公會熱烈討論各種腐腦補。885Please respect copyright.PENANAteuq2zvNvQ
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「寶貝兒唱得真好。」泰迪熊依舊弟控地撫揉懷裡的寶貝小貓。885Please respect copyright.PENANAjGXRqqDcoB
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「咦?原來不是AI自己唱的嗎?」肉盾問道。885Please respect copyright.PENANAEKkAva62ii
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「唔喵~」喵喵仙貝恍然大悟地點著小貓頭,喵聲說:「冤乃(原來)那次配音要我唱的歌是為了這個呀喵。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAJogiOILtrV
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仍意猶未盡的塞倫,聽他這麼說,便問:「你接通告前都沒問清楚內容嗎?」885Please respect copyright.PENANANldLizca9E
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「咪嗚,反正有大叔看嘛喵。」喵喵仙貝立即低頭扒著肉球。885Please respect copyright.PENANAy7dEz3JrDj
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「這小鬼就知道玩,才不管那麼多勒,所以阿全老被他氣死!」唬爛直接戳破真相地嘲笑。885Please respect copyright.PENANANdwYGg3YqC
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「明明就大叔太囉唆喵……」嘴裡雖不服氣地反駁,一張小貓臉卻往哥哥懷裡蹭啊蹭,顯然喵喵仙貝自己也心虛了。儘管如此,一向護弟的泰迪熊也沒任何表態,任由他撒嬌求順毛。885Please respect copyright.PENANAXPruZDcF96
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真是被照顧得太好了。看他那嬌縱的任性樣,塞倫不禁失笑說:「阿全確實蠻囉唆的。」885Please respect copyright.PENANADxrjjtK7Qz
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喵喵仙貝一聽,好奇地抬頭問:「咦喵?以前大叔也對倫哥很囉唆嗎喵?」885Please respect copyright.PENANAAf5eC5nXEH
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「看情況吧。」885Please respect copyright.PENANA6jVUG8FD5G
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「他每次都這樣……」喵喵仙貝跳下地恢復人形後,用手指拉著眉眼,壓粗嗓子模仿:「臭小鬼沒禮貌!小心老子汪一圈喔!」885Please respect copyright.PENANA60Iga3xgmu
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「噗!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAtTy43L6cqG
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「我(嗶——)!表情學得也太像!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAbIgm9AkXMg
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「真的汪一圈了嗎?哈哈哈!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAJql4wpIgn4
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三人齊聲大笑,連泰迪熊也沒守住嘴角。塞倫抹了把眼角,看喵喵仙貝那得意的賊笑,就知道他最後一句肯定是亂講,「他對我沒這麼誇張,不過的確會事事操心,把自己忙得團團轉。」885Please respect copyright.PENANA17Wli7936H
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「者摸團團轉法?像狗狗那樣追自己尾巴嗎?」喵喵仙貝興奮問道。885Please respect copyright.PENANANtVyMMm0Xa
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塞倫想了下,點頭,「他還真有一次是這樣。」885Please respect copyright.PENANA63crpaTcVp
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這下連唬爛也好奇了,「喔喔?這我沒聽他說過。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAFPqz6BXR6j
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「是怎樣?是怎樣?窩要聽!」885Please respect copyright.PENANA4cHP1CsQk4
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「倫哥快揭阿全老底!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAUF3uCDMCIR
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在喵喵仙貝和唬爛的不斷追問下,塞倫細細回想當年邊緩緩說了起來。其實,整件事只是大家忙昏頭而引發的小插曲,就連那天是趕拍哪個橋段他都不記得了,唯獨阿全驚慌尋找失蹤的台詞字條最後發現是黏在自己屁股上的畫面最為深刻。如今想來,他是既懷念又感慨。885Please respect copyright.PENANA455nM2hf5Z
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「……那時他不知怎地,竟沒想到叫人幫忙,就自己拼命繞著圈要取下字條,像隻追著尾巴的大狗,全劇組笑得沒完沒了,連瞌睡都打不下去了。」885Please respect copyright.PENANA8yUh23FzIs
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「哈哈哈哈!果然是狗狗啦!」幾人全笑成一團,尤以喵喵仙貝笑得最為歡快,甚至「碰」地變回小奶貓倒在泰迪熊懷裡左右翻滾,連聲表示以後多一件事取笑大叔了。885Please respect copyright.PENANAQgNIP60k0V
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歡笑聲中,塞倫稍歇了口氣,餘光不經意瞥及遠處的一群女孩們,歡樂的吱喳說笑被風聲吹來甚是清晰,三句不離「拉貝貝」字眼的內容,令人不難猜出她們是誰的粉絲玩家。885Please respect copyright.PENANA0gGli1xoOX
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「欸欸,再買一個布朗尼召喚貝貝吧!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAMWyNREHRWW
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「對了,那天大戰,我有看到妲米代言的女武神耶!不知是哪家公會請來的?好帥氣喔!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAaJiYoFqKQX
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「還有妲貝熊的經典畫面,你們有沒有看到?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA0y8YWB6xaI
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「妲米摔貝貝!」885Please respect copyright.PENANASlk4oAHE0a
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「貝貝的反應超可愛啦!」885Please respect copyright.PENANALOdlhBure1
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「你們知道還有哪些明星NPC嗎?」885Please respect copyright.PENANAouoevRUQ78
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「聽說有……」885Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZX4l3lFkB
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追星族的話題總在演藝圈不停繞轉。隨著他們邁開的腳步,女孩們的燦笑聲亦越漸遠去。喵喵仙貝想起那天被扔的經歷,正埋臉咬著肉球低聲哼唧。唬爛竊笑地戳著小貓屁屁吐槽,直到被泰迪熊冷眼注視才悻悻然收手。肉盾仰著爆炸頭呵呵傻笑,膨鬆的髮團顛得小蝠不滿直踹。885Please respect copyright.PENANA6x9dy87Isa
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塞倫垂眸踏上傳送陣,在選單按下約好的目的地。炫麗的魔法光芒於眼前閃爍,帶了點海洋色系的柔和淺藍中,他的腦海卻浮起許多年前的一夜閒聊——885Please respect copyright.PENANA9RtLYpPzx2
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「這樣出來沒問題吧?」阿全不安地東張西望,連杯裡的湯汁溢到手上都沒感覺。885Please respect copyright.PENANA1bUd2iN8pc
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「兵來將擋囉,你不吃給我,別浪費。」他滿足地吸著麵條,瞥了眼阿全未減多少的杯麵,輕笑對方又操心過度。885Please respect copyright.PENANAhE9SJaf1sk
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那天拍戲拍得晚了,他們拖著蹣跚步伐回到租屋處,身心俱疲又飢腸轆轆,餐廳全都關了,自己也累得不想下廚,他便乾脆帽子眼鏡一戴,拉著阿全跑去最近的7-11買泡麵填肚。885Please respect copyright.PENANAuqVsYXdnid
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夜風中,兩人就地坐在7-11門口的台階上。一群夜唱晚歸的年輕人喧鬧著走過,一個男孩哼唱著Seron的成名曲,三個女孩聊著Seron的八卦新聞,沒有一個注意到蹲在街邊吃麵的路人正是他們嘴裡談論的明星。885Please respect copyright.PENANADeBckLq2pH
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看吧?安全過關!他咬著筷子朝阿全挑了下眉,阿全回他一個沒輒的嘆氣後,就呼嚕嚕地大口吃起來。杯麵熱氣在他們的眼鏡上化成濛濛白霧,正是最完美的掩飾。885Please respect copyright.PENANA7qKqMEkRer
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息了肚裡鳴蟲,精神反倒好了,他們吸著深夜混雜泡麵味的空氣,不知怎地竟聊起未來。885Please respect copyright.PENANAn0HK2pSibl
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「唉,希望三十歲前能擺脫單身漢,抱個老婆回家。」阿全語重心長地望向遠方。885Please respect copyright.PENANADrSJGM6eck
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他不置可否地失笑道:「事業呢?你拿什麼養老婆?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA3hnWisFd2N
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「有你這棵搖錢樹,老子還怕事業無成嗎?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA05mpBVFiW6
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「你怎知我會一直紅下去?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA9F2OOoYkRW
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「我相信你。」阿全的眼裡是全然的信任與憧憬,「你天生就屬於舞台,除了你以外,沒有人能將你拉下來。」885Please respect copyright.PENANABQEy2K0sis
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「這麼有把握?」885Please respect copyright.PENANAdknqyQXzDk
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「老子等著看你上國際大螢幕呢!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAXFGgBLpxHY
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他注視這始終支持自己的好友,說不感動是假的。同為話劇社成員,阿全對戲劇抱持更多的熱誠,卻在得知他初次試鏡就被選中的喜訊時,果斷退居二線,全力支援自己出道投入演藝事業,理由是:「我知道自己的天分,若能盡份心力幫真正有才華的朋友站上舞台,我願意!」885Please respect copyright.PENANAu3ha6ApKPe
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「呵,這是你對我三十歲時的目標嗎?」他雙手插在口袋裡,微傾下顎偏頭看向阿全,滑落的粗框眼鏡下媚眼如絲,是他多次練習來的勾人角度,不論男女,無不中招。885Please respect copyright.PENANApv13kR1P8N
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「靠!你丫的趕緊大紅大紫去,掰歪全世界的直男,就是別來搞老子!」885Please respect copyright.PENANADIBj866vlx
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「哈,那就一起努力囉。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAf76v50LQ4u
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那一年,他們初生之犢,正是壯志豪情。885Please respect copyright.PENANAOCmdMKoYdE
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如今,他正好三十。Seron這名卻早悄然消失在大眾的記憶裡,而當年假扮路人笑聽他人追捧自己的他,已然是真正的路人了。885Please respect copyright.PENANAfpGMAx7ysX
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『你天生就屬於舞台,除了你以外,沒有人能將你拉下來。』885Please respect copyright.PENANAWeQGINPZkU
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昔日話語轟然敲擊他的腦袋。一步錯,步步錯,走到這般境地的罪魁禍首,正是主動放棄夢想、拋下伙伴的自己啊!盧西恩的背叛,不過讓他徹底認清自己錯得多離譜、錯得多可笑罷了。885Please respect copyright.PENANANnyQgIduka
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「老婆老婆!有什麼想吃的?」885Please respect copyright.PENANANOIa94d9V5
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塞倫回過神來,發現肉盾正仰頭望著自己傻笑,「啊?」885Please respect copyright.PENANA4Lc6KYk4N1
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「小琥說明天買午餐過來跟我們一起吃啊,老婆想吃什麼?」肉盾說完,見塞倫似乎不在狀況,便皺起小新濃眉抱住他,「小倫不舒服嗎?先下線,我幫你看看。」885Please respect copyright.PENANAIBVGCr6tP7
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「不,我只是拿不定主意要吃什麼,你覺得呢?」塞倫連忙拉起笑容應付,卻在抬眼間,收到泰迪熊掃來的冷眼一瞥,心中頓時一顫。885Please respect copyright.PENANAF9RbbIAkRM
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「喔,沒事就好。我想想啊,聽說附近有一家……」美人老婆的一個甜笑,讓肉盾癡得掃去疑慮,立馬傻呼呼地數著美食名單,直想把自己打聽過的美味全送來給心愛的人品嚐。885Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ12yIvVRL
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塞倫盡可能忽略那一眼帶來的不安,雙手搭上不及自己胸膛的矮人肩膀,含笑聆聽肉盾聲聲真切的疼寵。此刻的他,只剩一個念頭——885Please respect copyright.PENANAzWAMyoDtZQ
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既然他再也回不去了,那便珍惜現在還能擁有的快樂吧。畢竟,他已不是那個意氣風發的Seron,更沒多少把握能長久留住眼前這男人的愛戀。885Please respect copyright.PENANA797wG2gHnq
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世事無常。人,總是會變,不是?
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後記:
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人魚變海豚什麼的……一切都是貝貝太愛吃的關係XD(##885Please respect copyright.PENANAM06aBwYhDk
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小倫的爆點也快來囉!885Please respect copyright.PENANAFbWKLYFn8J
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【下篇預告】《遠度重洋》:出差結束,艾、倫該如何解決遠距離的問題呢?字數約四千多,禮拜三早上發。885Please respect copyright.PENANA035C59RcZ3
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