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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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27. 打Boss也外遇
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再次來到多蘭娜西區花園的實驗基地，面對鋼彈立像的新造型，受害人發出驚天哀嚎。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpekrWKhWF
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「不！老子的RG 1/1 RX-78-2鋼彈Ver.GFT怎麼變成這樣了？」罷課司機伸出顫抖的手指，悲憤淚視戴著獨眼罩的鋼彈頭，眼罩上還掛了個《維修中》的牌子。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vvOKkCjTo
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親身經歷先前那場激光追逃戰，肉盾和塞倫心虛地瞄了眼喵喵仙貝，又不動聲色地移回視線，希望NPC沒發現兇手就在他身邊。倒是已失去酒醉記憶的喵喵仙貝，巴眨一雙無辜大眼發出「哇啊！」驚嘆聲，完全不知是自己的傑作，人家有醉拳虛實難測，他有醉雷亂槍打鳥。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2okj4zvbI
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「哈！這是新款鋼彈嗎？還挺特別的嘛。」唬爛不明所以地笑道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbD434slb2
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「什麼新款？這明明是……」死宅罷課司機反射性回頭辯駁，卻見唬爛一臉笑得詭異，頓時抖了兩下，顫聲說：「你、你、你笑什麼？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SYoSWDU6u
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「沒什麼，剛好想到鋼彈裡的一些情節，咯呵呵……」唬爛擺了擺手，持續發出腐味蕩漾的低笑聲，嚇得罷課司機噤聲不語，其他人頭頂烏雲，紛紛走避。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrdDRxaakj
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「偵測防禦機制要啟動了，有把握破解對方的『改造』？」護弟第一的泰迪熊立刻轉移焦點，並巧妙地將事故責任推給了敵方。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsGmeC0yX9
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果然，罷課司機一秒上鉤，「當然！死宅青蛙給老子等著！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAuBKl2df0
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隨拔課司機飛至大門前護衛對方破解密碼，大家不禁回想起先前在病房裡的談話——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIqNJSsAyi
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根據拔個死機的講述，死對頭是一隻愛吃楊桃的蛙人，亦是出了名的鋼彈收藏家，卻在某次競標中輸給了拔個死機和罷課司機，從此雙方就結下了梁子，終日透過網路聊天吵鬧不休。最嚴重的一次衝突則是在半年前，兩人為了打造這座夢幻基地而競標贏得設計圖紙，當時不服輸的蛙人雖揚言要他們好看，但也只是帶著青蛙合唱團跑來基地前共鳴擾人清夢而已，誰知，這一次竟如此大動干戈地徹底撕破臉。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvQqRKU6su
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「你們要小心……咳咳！」躺在病床上的拔個死機，有氣無力地憂心叮嚀著，「他變得不太尋常……似、似乎……咳！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6AkJzAOip
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「似乎什麼？阿拔！」罷課司機握住好基友的手聲淚俱下問道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFyToeGU1X
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「似乎……」拔個死機又咳了幾聲後，才語重心長地皺眉說：「曬黑了。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFPR7DwU80
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清醒的三位玩家都無語了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I4zitbpzU
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「呣、呣、呣……黑黑的好疵喵～」啃著烤田雞腿的小醉喵酒氣沖天道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2cv7S7DHn
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換兩位NPC驚恐無語了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4LPw18Hs9
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趁等待期間，聽完肉盾的詳細轉述後，唬爛眉頭一皺、美目一瞇，難得不腐笑地問：「欸，青蛙人愛鋼彈成癡，有沒想到誰？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy1ebEDtO4
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肉盾抓抓爆炸頭，晃晃小強觸角，「忍者龜？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMlr9n86Sb
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「都說是青蛙了，哪來的龜？」塞倫黑線地瞥去一眼後，偏頭想了下，「沒什麼印象。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlqQef3sFB
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「都忘了倫哥不太看那一類動畫。」唬爛轉向在場最有機會的小傲嬌，「表哥就算了，那貝兒勒？我記得你有看完整部。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyRpU8RrGO
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誰知，喵喵仙貝根本沒在聽任務講解，逕自兩手各拿一個超人軟糖在空中撞來打去，嘴裡還「咻～咻～咻～碰！」地配音，最後兩個一起飛進嘴裡被他一口咬掉，還笑得幼稚兮兮地說：「咩嘿嘿！大魔王窩贏惹～」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNJhBmWRw8
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「寶貝兒演得真好。」泰迪熊也弟控兮兮地寵溺笑道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoWiATatUw
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「……」唬爛現在有眾人皆醉我獨醒之感。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHBOx1Sec1
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「成功了！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb5eJKEGjN
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罷課司機鬼吼完，所有人進入備戰狀態。基地的白色大門一打開，大批敵人隨即蜂擁而出，肉盾和唬爛操著武器衝前迎敵，喵喵仙貝揮棒集體催眠敵方後，與塞倫一同開足火力砲轟圍著坦們的怪，泰迪熊抓準時機補血指揮調度。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOaeZNZSmf
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一時間，刀光劍影，血肉橫飛，廝殺叫喊不止，特別是被愛的小手拍出「啊啊～討厭！」的聲聲嬌吟，簡直把唬爛和罷課司機雷得半死，其他三人則眼神已死地表示：「習慣了。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAkVZzKUML
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「Fire in the hole！」從泰迪熊背後跳出來的罷課司機，自認帥氣地丟了顆手榴彈，猖狂大笑地用機關槍掃射一番後，又俗辣地龜回祭司後面，「嗚嗚，好怕怕。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5D6p9tyel
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轟地一聲爆響，群怪被炸得四處亂飛，肉盾也跟著跳起來大叫，顯然是奇囧頭套的隨機效果又發作了，「哇啊！哥的頭！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCV2ia2wvw
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「哇塞！火燒大頭的3D寫實版，老子總算見到了！」罷課司機驚奇了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxMLz9RfEF
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望著那四處逃竄的大火球，塞倫和喵喵仙貝黑線地放出水系範圍技，泰迪熊抽了嘴角，忍住想一拳打暈NPC的衝動，加緊補血補狀態加速度。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4AHDYz8h4
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「（嗶——）哈哈哈哈哈！」差點笑岔氣的唬爛，手中劍勢卻一點也未緩，她一邊劈退周身的怪，邊用巨劍的平面往肉盾頭頂一拍，竟也順利滅了火勢，充分展現輔助坦的作用。末了，她還爆出一句蕩氣迴腸的威嚇——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW0UCvYDPJ
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「把你們的菊花都交出來！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzSWFeB52j
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於是，在場的雄性們皆被雷得焦脆脆，女中豪腐則持續霸氣斬殺好不暢快。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30Sf5non9h
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有了唬爛的加入，肉盾的吸仇恨體質便在這場仗裡得到了優勢。整座基地的怪彷彿有心電感應的千年活屍，竟一批號召一批地爭相湧來，讓他們連殺入路線複雜的基地都省了，直接卡在大門處不斷往內砲轟，肉盾的活動空間也因而寬敞多了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXptgCrvxt5
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副本裡的怪是固定數量，殺完了也不會重生，於是，在將近一小時的廝殺混戰後，地上已是滿滿未刷掉的屍體與掉落物，整棟基地的菁英怪亦盡數清空，只剩下最高塔主房的Boss。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0hMG74c0u
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「阿肉吸得好啊！」罷課司機比了個大拇指，也不知那用詞令唬爛揚起一抹詭笑。他馱著裝滿工具的大背包，率先衝在最前頭，一身大無畏地豪邁道：「接下來的機關都交給老子吧！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6vPQS5OK3
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本來就是你的工作啊，只會放馬後砲拖後腿的中二NPC！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYvIh8Hu65
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「Kukukukuku……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwJYX4g9Gw
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Boss房中央，一渾身墨綠、成人大小的青蛙，手持插著楊桃的的叉子，頭戴Ｋ字母垂耳帽，胸口鑲著一顆拳頭大的黑亮五角星，兩腳直立地瞇著眼對他們陰笑不止。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm20NQV8xRC
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「果然！」唬爛一手扠著腰上下打量那隻青蛙王，「噗！看起來更蠢了。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWhFgfIA46
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「我想起來了，就是一群入侵地球的青蛙嘛，以前流行了好陣子呢。」塞倫恍然大悟道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQL0hrhT0i
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「幹嘛要入侵地球？他們不是已經住在地球的下水道了嗎？」再次搞混的肉盾不解這邏輯了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbsYtdXicJ
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「就跟你說這不是忍者龜！」塞倫和唬爛沒好氣地同聲嫌棄。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzYkQop4jW
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「喔。」總算明白的肉盾又皺起小新眉困惑問：「怎麼牠一直說哭哭？是在哭什麼嗎？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNsUieCuKa
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「Kuku……咳咳……」Boss蛙嗆到了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhsG53Ykc2
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「大概是楊桃不好疵吧。」沒管Boss蛙冒起的青筋，喵喵仙貝盯著那片遲遲未吃掉的星形楊桃片，不住吞著口水，相當具同理心地說：「窩今天中午疵到壞掉的魚也好想哭喔。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPqNiATadm
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弟控大哥一聽就心急如焚，「寶貝兒吃壞肚子？怎麼沒跟哥說呢？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I3ksJhI5t
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「沒啦，我馬上就吐掉惹。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHDryqpxPP
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「那就好，想吃魚的話，哥馬上打電話叫人幫你弄。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7LD5UJA8k
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「唔……才、才不要這樣浪費錢啦……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRqrjbTWYg
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「傻瓜，能讓寶貝兒開心怎會浪費？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXEdjNbRYZ
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唬爛受不了地翻了白眼，「靠！拜託你們互控等任務結束好嗎？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgcoWl5i2l
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肉盾反而被閃得靈感大發，「小倫老婆想吃什麼，哥也……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HM6wxRV2V
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「別想套我的聯絡資料。」沒被閃昏頭的塞倫立馬回決，這下換肉盾哭哭了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58EFN41p3Y
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唬爛在心裡比了個讚，倫哥幹得好！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlLTZPubEL
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「嗚嗚嗚，下副本也被閃，老子好命苦。」罷課司機淚流滿面了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrCOZYHCv9
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「可惡啊！居然沒人注意鄙人的偉大發明嗎？」深感被冷落的Boss蛙，終於忍不住開口了，那陰惻惻的嗓音簡直跟動畫裡的如出一轍，讓人不禁懷疑官方盜用版權的可能性。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC88S427aM
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肉盾東看看西看看，除了牆上有紅有金看不出功用的金屬塊外，也沒什麼特殊發現，便決定不恥下問，「什麼發明啊？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pGBU5aQBD
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「Kuku，就……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JajcUpTAc
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想被人發現又想裝神秘的Boss正要說明之際，就被另一聲嫩童音打斷，「那楊桃好疵嗎？尼捨摸時候才要疵掉啊？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylpL9nWhkL
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小吃貨的專注力始終如一，於是，奶爸大哥暗自記下一筆需收集的新食材。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWkIgw2VRC
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下一句該不是「你不疵就給我疵」吧？其他人不禁默默接話了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxxdNara2j
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「那顆星好像在發光？」好在塞倫及時指出異象，阻止了大量噴吐黑氣的Boss狂化。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc2JmyMplb
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「Ku，沒錯！經鄙人日夜悉心研究，終於發明出最厲害的武器。罷課司機！這一次鄙人一定會贏過你的！」Boss蛙陰笑說完，就伸掌拍向胸口的黑光星大喊：「機型合體！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSTBmahFWb
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一聲令下，五角星綻放的黑光更盛，並竄出黑色光流環繞在Boss蛙身邊，牆上的金屬配件如受到磁力般陸續飛來，一一套上Boss蛙的四肢、身體、頭等全身。只見牠一身機體鮮紅亮麗，頭盔面罩與腿套如黃金般耀眼，胸口與掌心的五角星閃閃發著黑光，儼然就是——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmKUWcClYX
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「鋼鐵蛙啊！」眾人了然齊聲道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstibGJTr1a
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又是鋼彈又是軍曹又是鋼鐵人，這遊戲到底要抄襲扭曲多少人的智慧結晶？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoPvrRC5Nj
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「鋼鐵魔蛙，一百零五級，是魔化後的Ｋ星囉蛙，物防高，會召喚小怪，需先清除小怪才能繼續攻擊，特殊技是集體控制，必要時自己喝水。」泰迪熊確認敵方資料後交代道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vIbaZgnfA
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抱著工具箱躲到最後的罷課司機，埋頭蹲在地上不知幹啥，卻在聞言時，立刻訝然回頭道：「死宅蛙被魔化了？難怪會這麼反常！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIrAvonolh
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原來所謂的曬黑變墨綠色就是魔化了啊？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvHsH3Qzi9
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又一謎底被解開，眾人已不知還能吐槽什麼，只得紛紛按指揮排好隊形。肉盾也趁鋼鐵魔蛙還在著裝之際，喝下脫胎換骨水開始「啊啊啊啊啊啊——」地變身超級賽亞爆炸頭，初次見識到的唬爛頓時噴笑得前俯後仰，拍手大讚狂截圖。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nscs1ck6p
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「金屬對雷電抗力低。」泰迪熊上好了輔助狀態後，看了眼塞倫的火麒麟說道。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxwTtxshm4
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「我知道。」塞倫正猶豫是否放管狐，畢竟他就這麼一隻雷電屬性的靈寵，攻擊力也不高，但被泰迪熊這麼一瞧，便又頓覺有些鬱悶。轉念間，他想起與卍字工會那場PVP裡喵喵仙貝的建議，便大膽放出管狐和水元素。不論如何，總得放手一試才知道結果。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJewmbxpdx0
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戰鬥一觸即發。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvBy7yqYpz
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整裝完畢的鋼鐵魔蛙，頭頂黑氣騰騰的鮮紅名字，顯示雙方已正式進入開打模式。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0jxOgSI8V
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變身完成的金色肉盾伸長愛的小手往前一揮，卻被鋼鐵魔蛙從掌心射出的黑光束打開。他連忙往旁一滾躲開光束，將愛的小手襲向鋼鐵魔蛙的腳盤，同時間，唬爛亦從另一側包夾躍去，手上龍紋骨劍紅光流轉，劍鋒凌厲氣勢如虹。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mwFm3PS8A
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誰知，鋼鐵魔蛙竟不慌不忙舉手擋開攻擊，令巨劍僅劃過鮮紅臂盔留下淺薄刮痕，接著牠雙腳噴出氣流凌空飛起，避開從腳下掃過的愛的小手。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv7vpMYVyj
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「Kukuku！」鋼鐵魔蛙奸笑地飛到一半，身子就忽地一頓打起顫，連聲音都跟著抖了，「什～麼～東～西～」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchq5S6rWiO
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「管狐成功了！」塞倫立即使喚水元素加強電流強度，那詭計得逞的小竊喜樣，讓肉盾回眸一望就癡了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5BKy5eRUq
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「喔耶！肌肉兄貴雷神來抱抱嚕！」收到指示的喵喵仙貝，立刻歡快地揮舞散發金光的柺杖糖法杖，招出一圈高壓電網包圍鋼鐵魔蛙的上下左右，接著又劈去一道道雷擊，在水元素的搭配下，電得鋼鐵魔蛙歪歪叫。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz9ymQoXS3
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與此同時，泰迪熊發出命令破壞飛行裝置，肉盾和唬爛便趁機瘋狂攻擊鋼鐵魔蛙的腳底，直到兩道黑煙火花「啪茲」冒出，鋼鐵魔蛙才受不住摧殘地摔在地上。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61xaHhdYfI
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「乖乖站在地上，否則老娘接著捅爛你屁股！」唬爛得意地舉著巨大的龍紋骨劍，絲毫不覺這話讓其他人都抽了嘴角。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5zJVxnDZ4
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「啊哈！老子知道了。」罷課司機抱著一把未完成的槍筒，對鋼鐵魔蛙大笑，「死宅蛙偷拿老子的鋼鐵設計圖卻偷到廢稿，才會沒裝防電機制，哈哈哈哈！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqEE2zNu8a
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「K囉！居然是廢稿？」鋼鐵魔蛙大驚了，連被管狐觸電的痛都暫時忘記，「混帳啊，廢稿不丟資源回收還放在加密區做毛啊？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVchJY1VPU
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於是，罷課司機害羞了，「本來要丟的，結果看謎片時不小心也拖過去了咩～」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCQaXiaZov
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「K囉，原來如此，在下好像可以理解了啊。」兩片小紅雲浮上鋼鐵魔蛙的兩頰，「畢竟那個實在太好看了。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovy3cPoJIg
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「對啊對啊，撫慰了老子和好基友孤寂的靈魂啊！」罷課司機也癡笑地羞紅了臉。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUe7cYxZ5r
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「……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGZCWQyESL
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可以不要打到一半忽然討論謎片嗎？某三位較年長的男士無語了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZebv7qcdKS
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都孤男寡男共處一基地了，互相撫慰就好啦，看啥片？某腐女詭異含笑。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbo3T7Ly0i
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「謎片是捨摸啊？猜謎用的嗎？那猜對有沒有東西疵？」某小貓妖好天真好無邪地舉手發問。其實，喵喵仙貝也是個准成年人了，自然知道這世上有所謂的愛情動作片，偏偏這兩宅好好的原名不叫，硬要換個代稱名，所以他就聽不懂了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LaVQGMgFI
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孩子的學習不能等！秉持教育乾弟的信念，肉盾毫不猶豫地回答：「是長大後就可以合法觀看的東西，雖然哥建議青少年就先學習觀摩比較有益身心健康，主要內容是……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMmdHBZiVx
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在弟控面前說這些，這豬頭是欠打嗎？唬爛抽著臉皮地揮劍敲爆炸頭，塞倫也沒好氣地丟去一組藥水，順便給肉盾補貨。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD4LJO3MeT
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果然，一聲怒吼響起。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj2VCThzou
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「閉嘴！」泰迪熊臉冒青筋地按下半魔化施放大量詛咒，誓要保護弟弟的純真心靈。一時間，地面浮起大片漆黑毒氣，如來自地獄深淵的惡魔藤蔓侵蝕地表一切，讓好不容易在抖抖中站起的鋼鐵魔蛙，又降了不少血。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPAz67U7Gv
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「哇啊！泰幹嘛生氣啊？」突來的場景特效，讓肉盾驚得跳了起來，才想起自己仍在無痛狀態，便不再浪費時間地衝向鋼鐵魔蛙，其他人也二話不再多說地瘋狂出手，罷課司機回身繼續埋首組裝，誰也不知道他到底要幹嘛。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqtC4sXGqF
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大家傾力一陣狂打，直到鋼鐵魔蛙的血條降到50％時，泰迪熊出聲提示，「招小怪。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnKkLk63Fd
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「K囉！就算是廢稿，在下還是加了些好東西喔，kuku……」鋼鐵魔蛙說完就大力往後一跳，躍上房間最遠處的平台，張起一層禁止攻擊的防護罩擋在面前，管狐也暫時失去作用地回到塞倫身邊。牠壞笑地伸出兩掌的黑光星芒，大喊：「蛙螺合唱團！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dtTuMILOr
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不是青蛙合唱團？一種不祥的預感浮上大家的心頭。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCysvatOYE
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「這蛙螺該不是……」塞倫的臉色有些不太好。上回在潮大德港口用的耳塞已過期，這次他沒預料會碰到而未準備，便只好趕緊往包裡找毒啞藥。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG2wb1gcBz
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泰迪熊也黑了臉，沈聲交代：「一出來就場控。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuIvcxaTTy
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語畢，鋼鐵魔蛙的掌心星芒正好噴出黑色氣流，左大眼蛙怪，右螺唆怪，如傳輸機般一排又一排地送出來將他們團團包圍後，就要張嘴齊聲高歌，三位遠攻職業便連忙下藥的下藥、安眠的安眠、靜音的靜音。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PHFuPaHEG
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然而，喵喵仙貝的安眠咒語較長，塞倫灑藥的範圍有限，泰迪熊的靜音術亦有冷卻時間，以致於有三分之一的合唱團未被及時控制住，於是，青蛙們高唱：「K囉K囉K囉K囉……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz38Z5vvUBe
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「……再不睡覺就K囉K囉K囉K囉K囉……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTYLrptS4j
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嗚嗚嗚，被同化共鳴了啦！喵喵仙貝哭哭地看向哥哥求解除。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW35v9m4GFl
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泰迪熊反射性揮杖要救人，誰知一開口也「K囉K囉……」就只好黑線地閉上嘴。於是，被迫頂上《共鳴狀態》的兄弟組只好囧囧互視了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMm2p9zsav
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見狀，塞倫便要掏藥再灑，偏偏清醒的螺唆怪接著囉唆起來——「唉呀呀！Everybody不要angry，angry會犯嗔戒滴～You也真是太naughty了，我說過不要打了，You怎麼又打？You see see you，還沒說完you又打了，You這樣會傷到花花草草也是no good滴……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngtOQC5luz
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天，別這樣啊！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB90Kgu8vf
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塞倫頭暈了，是真正全身心內外的暈了。潮大德港口的螺嗦怪頂多不斷重複「你好嗎？你今天吃了嗎？」而已，怎麼到這副本就昇華到中英夾雜的唐僧版了？於是，愛莫能助的精靈美人，也只好連同靈寵跟著兩兄弟一起暈了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTURbqM2KYE
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這時，隊伍頻道跳出喵喵仙貝的訊息。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKAdIi5mUy
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：他們到底在講什麼啊？OAO』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHCDCSI8Xq
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連人家美國人都聽不懂這群怪的破英文啦！塞倫無奈苦笑了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifbkBXmHdq
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『【隊伍】塞倫：聽不懂也沒關係，不是什麼重要台詞。』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldZNHwHYTN
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極有語言天賦的泰迪熊，也嫌棄地打下一句話。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ78qJEYN71
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾：寶貝兒乖，我們不聽太笨的語言。』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIC1hQdseb
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塞倫送出點頭動態表符以表贊同，結果知，就有人不滿了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKl0CrPR3J
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『【隊伍】系統：真是太過份了，老子想這台詞想很久說！！qwq（By系統負責人）』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNBVsnITQ
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三人無語地關掉隊頻，決定專心觀看隊友們的戰況。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWvKdaiYje
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由於肉盾本就物理攻擊，不像法系職業要靠咒語，因此他索性大聲共鳴，同時奮力朝螺唆怪揮拍愛的小手，試圖儘速降低隊友們被控制的程度。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI6pxccbo3
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阻擋囉唆技的辦法就是戴耳塞或是跟牠們比囉唆，既然沒有耳塞，那麼哥就比牠們更囉唆！於是，肉盾加快共鳴的頻率，人家一秒講六字，他就一秒大喊六次「K囉」共十二字，硬將螺嗦怪的囉唆技比下去。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtrCVaMqWB
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「哈啊——K囉你媽啦！」唬爛爆吼一聲，操著巨劍往青蛙團來個快速迴旋劈，將皮薄血少只會唱歌的青蛙團給盡數消滅或擊暈後，再衝向螺嗦怪快刀斬群怪，一把血玉龍紋骨劍被她揮得虎虎生風，「（嗶——）你個（嗶——）（嗶——）（嗶——）！老娘（嗶——）（嗶——）整天聽老媽子話嘮，正好找你們消火！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaaV7d43n3
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這位太太估計是憋很久了吧？連囉唆技都壓制不了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco0wEDZyxE
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暈著站的三人反正閒著沒事，順手查一下唬爛的資料，竟驚見《抗囉唆值Max》的特殊屬性，頓時恍然大悟——家有汪一全日夜在枕邊囉唆不停，訓練有素，果然不同凡響啊！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiDrZZhMh6
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風捲殘雲地滅了合唱團後，中暈眩效果的三人也總算恢復正常。他們趁鋼鐵蛙還在廢話的空檔，快速補血補魔補狀態，該吃的藥水食物都吃一吃，準備迎接下一輪的攻擊。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NulUBzQCt
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「是說罷課都沒事嗎？」肉盾這麼一問，大家也不禁好奇地往罷課司機看去，卻見他戴著超大耳機，吵雜的搖滾樂還隱隱可聞，果然NPC就是專吃閒飯不幫忙的！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHZqvDc5Yz
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「K囉！受～死～吧～」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxlI4yg7w8
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不消說，管狐又附上鋼鐵魔蛙的背了，於是，一行人照先前模式繼續狂電痛毆詛咒牠，將方才受到的怨怒全數SM回去。直到鋼鐵魔蛙的血條降到20％時，泰迪熊又出聲提醒：「第二波小怪，這次聽我指令。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagQ8TMmkWO
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有了先前經驗，泰迪熊火速擬定作戰計畫——三位場控吞下加語速的口杞大丹，當鋼鐵魔蛙又退出攻擊範圍丟出蛙螺合唱團時，他們一律將目光轉右，同時趕在大眼青蛙團共鳴前，靜音了所有螺嗦怪團。塞倫使喚靈寵只需按技能鍵無須咒語，靈寵不暈即能攻擊，便與兩位近戰系以最快速度消滅螺嗦怪。而不能念咒就不能施法的喵喵仙貝和泰迪熊，則乾脆舉起法杖敲打沒攻擊力又血薄的大眼青蛙怪，敲暈一個是一個。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMAqL9haRA
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於是，第二波小怪一下就結束了，他們回到痛毆鋼鐵魔蛙的模式，直到對方血條降至1％時，泰迪熊再次出聲了，「特殊技後立刻是範圍技大招，艾登和小琥往後退五步！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcP719hYXv
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所有人一聽，立刻握住紅藥水有備無患，泰迪熊趁機將所有狀態都補了遍，塞倫也暫先收起水元素，放出風精靈輔助回血。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFbAe2wPIE
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「K囉！」被電得焦味四溢的鋼鐵魔蛙，將兩手黑芒星置於胸口黑星前相交疊後，迸射出更刺眼的強大黑光，照得牠一臉陰笑更加霉味十足。當黑光漸漸在牠身後聚成一朵蘑菇雲後，牠便奸笑地喊：「Kuku！忠於你心底的渴望吧！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVe7SaRMJG
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話聲方下，蘑菇雲隨即分成五道黑光一一射向他們，其中一道卻在喵喵仙貝身前十公分處憑空消失，所有被擊中的人則在頓了一秒後，言行舉止開始不受控制了起來。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIHKUG8SoI
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「寶貝兒……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4krVT4pMf1
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「咦咦？」喵喵仙貝還沒搞清楚自己為何沒中招，就忽被泰迪熊抱起來，火熱的吻也隨之撲天蓋地襲來，吻得他暈頭轉向，沒中狀態也跟中狀態差不多了。系統叮叮響地宣告閃光輻射，一波白光於方圓十里內炸開，閃得鋼鐵魔蛙暈呼好幾秒，顯然那廢棄稿也沒裝上防閃裝置。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gTIfkFXOT
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待鋼鐵魔蛙恢復視線後，就驚見唬爛眼冒精光地站在面前黑笑，一把粗重巨劍正往牠的口鼻處用力猛戳，戳得牠本要出口的範圍技咒語給吞了回去，耳邊接收到的第一句話就是——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZzgIsSF0b
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「哼哼哼哼哼！給老娘好好地舔，不然就捅爛你菊花！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnoTUaVzmq
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不愧是超資深腐女人妻，什麼節操氣質都好比那風中殘渣，隨便丟出一句就把人家ＡＩ給囧得延遲執行，頭頂上方跳出重啟倒數。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP1JVgaHQZ
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「嗯哼？鋼鐵蛙？有沒有美國隊長蛙啊？還是你喜歡浩克蛙？哼哼，鷹眼蛙也不錯，雷神蛙最夠味了！乾脆幾個一起來把你做得幾年下不了床……」唬爛越戳越嗨，不停嘰咕低語著。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzDmVYWDbG
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「……」估計這蛙被嚇得不輕了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmDU7Tv4jH
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本想做什麼的塞倫被閃光輻射愣了幾秒後，就恍惚地皺眉思考自己在幹嘛。他隱約聽到身旁有人似在低吟，便下意識要轉頭望去，誰知，一顆爆炸頭忽然衝至眼前，一對宅宅眼鏡閃閃反光，亮得他眼睛不禁一瞇。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmtktawLYB
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「小倫老婆！這是哥對你的求愛舞喔喔喔喔～oh oh only you～」頭頂愛心狀小強觸角的爆炸頭肉盾，仰著傻逼般的燦笑，一手高舉食指，一手插著腰，連頭帶身體極具節奏感地左右搖擺，若非那一身造型太過奇囧，倒還真有些貓王架勢。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw15rkA4ux
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可惜，塞倫此刻只覺眼前那兩片圓光很惱人，肚裡一把火亦油然而生，便不由分說地舉手將那顆爆炸頭當鼓拍打，肉盾搖擺多久，他就拍打多久。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8UbxstK6L
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這滿場詭異的現象持續了有快十秒，最先清醒過來的是泰迪熊。他放開被吻得頭暈腦漲的喵喵仙貝後，環視周遭狀況，差點沒笑出來。他迅速揮杖解除狀態，大家才鬆了口氣。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAhZe5HqWc
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「靠！這個控制特殊技也太誇張了吧！」唬爛首先就開罵了，哪有剛好在腦補什麼就直接執行出來的啦？她才不想看復仇者聯盟耽美同人的死宅青蛙版！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa1R6UBqxb
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「不過，哥對小倫的告白句句真心啊。」差點被拍成腦震盪的肉盾，晃著依舊暈然的腦袋。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vjVl6Qf2j
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「知道啦。」也搞不清楚自己剛在幹嘛，塞倫頗不好意思地幫他扶正還在晃的頭，語氣也難得溫柔了起來，讓肉盾頓覺剛那頓拍打超值得啊！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9Ki6LlUxz
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「K囉，真是太過份了！」死機重啟的鋼鐵魔蛙憤怒了，一身黑火熊熊燒地站起身後，面罩的口鼻處忽裂出一道縫隙，並往左右漸漸擴大有如大張的嘴巴，中央一點黑光亮度加遽，範圍技攻擊蓄勢待發，「看在下的無敵次元黑洞大嘴砲！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlUXi9KLLG
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連嘴砲都出來了，還真是全地球人都煩不勝煩的技能啊！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7hTcnDmHY
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所有人急速往後退去，肉盾卻是收起武器立定，推出雙掌準備應戰，「我用防護罩。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9suAmpEOWd
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頭好壯壯的施展瞬間可消除所有攻擊，因此，面對這類先集中後擴散的攻擊，由肉盾來擋御的確是最好的選擇。然而，始終不知在忙什麼的罷課司機，卻在這時扛著炮筒跳出來，對準鋼鐵魔蛙大叫：「啊哈，總算趕上啦！都讓一讓，來試試老子的新發明《罩得住好自在》！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoQd6N3ZgQ
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為何這名字這麼像女孩們的好閨蜜呢？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnIan6Lr3C
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望著從炮筒射出的白色片狀物，他們都決定以無聲替有聲地沈默了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4ndlOSAYr
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「嘴砲發射！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8pmNmCduW
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「罩得住！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYFPvemmVN
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只見白色片狀物的《罩得住好自在》撞上嘴砲後，竟不受阻礙地持續往前飛去，嘴砲被節節逼退，直到《罩得住好自在》貼上鋼鐵魔蛙的額頭後，鋼鐵魔蛙就有如被貼符咒的殭屍動彈不得，一層盈滿白光的防護圓球隨之籠罩在牠的週身，嘴砲光束亦在圓球內不斷亂竄彈撞，卻怎樣都衝不出防護球外。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikLUxyvxkl
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「《罩得住好自在》的吸收力強，包緊緊不側漏，給您備受溫柔的呵護唷～」罷課司機相當自豪地吹了下沒冒煙的砲口，完全無視大家的一臉囧。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU7hEUtOmO
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不過，總算是結束了吧？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgosgtFivU1
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眼見鋼鐵魔蛙的血條已清空到底，他們鬆了口氣地收起武器，肉盾還彎下身子就地盤坐休息，然而，泰迪熊卻忽然臉色一變，喝令：「自爆倒數五秒，全部退到最底！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P3b985CCp
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「媽呀！老子忘了加裝吸收網，《罩得住好自在》要爆啦！」罷課司機吼完，就搬著工具箱率先衝出房門，再次拋下隊友們逃命了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5UBkpX2uy
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「……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIQJ2crBPS
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自爆是屬於四面擴散型的範圍技，還不如一開始就由肉盾來消除嘴砲勒！果然不怕神一般的敵人，只怕豬一般的NPC隊友啊！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT41GxFq7l
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再多的碎念吐槽都無濟於事，三位原本就站後頭的法系職業一下就逃到門口處，唬爛拔腿往後撤的同時，將巨劍反身架在背上充當盾牌減少傷害。倒是肉盾本來已經坐下了，再站起拖了時間，加上腿短跑得慢，因此全場就他逃最後，不過他有防護罩，便也不那麼令人擔心。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61CbLQt1bz
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於是，當罩得住防護球爆開時，唬爛正好退到安全區，還在爆炸波範圍內的肉盾，抓緊時間大喊：「頭好壯壯！」抵銷了傷害，卻被波流衝擊炸得整個人飛起，直直往大家的方向衝來。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuos8AkNY0W
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「哇啊啊啊——」肉盾揮著雙手大喊也無法控制衝勢。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSGlSfRYBO
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「小心！」驚見肉盾飛彈衝來，塞倫連忙拉著唬爛閃開，而後頭的泰迪熊便首當其衝了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVRmiYzBDc
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「喔喔喔！」唬爛莫名興奮準備截圖。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zvWh63Ugl
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偏偏，此刻的泰迪熊正低聲關問小貓寶貝兒，待聽聞情勢不對時，抬眼就見一顆爆炸頭直朝自己飛來。他愣了不到半秒，正要移步時，胸口的喵喵仙貝卻是忍不住了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU8DFenqvd
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「喵啊啊啊！不可以！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5lnMlmXCX
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眼見臭豬頭登和哥哥的臉就要撞在一起，喵喵仙貝急慌地後腿一蹬，跳出泰迪熊的胸口後，秒速化成人型，想把肉盾的臉推開。誰知，他自己手短沒算准距離，電光火石間，兩人「啪嘰」一聲地相貼，一場狗血奸情劇就如火如荼地神展開了，宅宅系統音也顆顆笑地吼了起來——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMkhl2iOis
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「叮叮叮！奧普斯最芭樂四角劇情之一《妒夫嫉婦通通來》，讓本服第一CP及其好友CP觸發啦！玩家喵喵仙貝為捍衛丈夫玩家泰迪熊餅乾的貞操，不惜犧牲自己的貞操，慘遭小三玩家肉盾阿弗羅的狼吻，卻被玩家肉盾阿弗羅的婚配對象玩家塞倫捉姦在場，四人共同獲得五萬經驗值與《4P換妻可行乎》的特殊奸情稱號！歡迎玩家直奔多蘭娜愛神殿申請歡樂4P任務唷～♥」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8eH2OBkwY
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「嗚……窩才鼻要跟豬頭登親親啦啊啊啊！哇啊——」飽受刺激的小傲嬌立刻踹開肉盾，噴淚大哭地拼命抹著嘴，一手迅速按下登出鍵，打算衝去廁所刷牙漱口做消毒。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4gADiLwVK
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喔天！老娘能目睹這一幕真的太美好了，呵呵呵！唬爛扭爛一張美艷臉蛋死命憋笑，手指卻在截圖鍵上按個不停。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UAg92onRI
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不，這實在太囧了！塞倫傻眼地張口無言，不知該哭該笑，只知道某位已黑透臉的弟控大哥將要發飆，便拉著還在拍照的唬爛往角落走去，免受無妄之災。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMOxsHD02B
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「Oh no！Holy （嗶——）哥不是故意的啊！小倫你要相信哥啊！」見塞倫臉色囧異地轉身，肉盾立馬撲身抱住塞倫的腿哭哭懺悔。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfOPCs1sP4
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塞倫徹底囧到地殼深處了，只好往肉盾的身後指了指，頗感抱歉地把腿抽回來，「比起我，你應該要先擔心另一位吧？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XTdUFMBQ1
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「欸？」這才感到身後冷颼颼的強大殺氣，肉盾垮下臉喀啦喀啦地慢慢轉動脖子，驚恐地望向籠罩自己的高大陰影，顫聲道：「泰、泰、泰、泰……意、意外啊，真、真、真的是意外……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwj7TLMf7U
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「呵……」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf5iI1dOzn
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『隊伍系統紀錄：玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJc1eEYJRo
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「哇啊啊啊啊——」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfxuyUIEyg
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「碰、碰、碰」響遍整基地的搥打聲，是黑化半魔祭司用法杖追打矮人騎士的一面倒暴行。角落處，精靈召喚師無奈苦笑表示愛莫能助，人類女劍士瘋狂嘲笑好不暢快。門口處，罷課司機好奇探頭一看，頓時驚懼有如見鬼，抖著手指按了幾下，世界頻道便嘩然了——1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINuvCm8vL2
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『【世界】系統：某祭司玩家以純物理暴力打敗騎士玩家，首破奧普斯全球伺服紀錄，獲得《最傳神暴力祭司》的稱號，歡迎各位玩家努力突破記錄唷～（By 系統負責人）』1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCo3CbrRot
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與此同時，奧普斯的某處，幾個好不容易被地府放出來的卍字公會玩家，在望見系統公告後，不禁顫了又顫地想起某悲慘往事，紛紛伸指往《退出公會》鈕按去。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBAGJUf4DH
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這才叫暴力祭司！（抖1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivihWgJaVK
卍字公會未來會在某篇串個場，所以讓他們粗乃刷個存在感唷wwww（＃1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2brUFI8MV
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摸摸可憐的艾登，不過，也因為這次的倒楣事件，甜果就馬上要來囉AWA1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxqj1mFTWJ
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【下篇預告】《邁向現實的第一步》：艾倫終於要在現實聯繫囉，倫貝講悄悄話。字數約五千多字，大概下禮拜二早上發。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzj4iYkVqI
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