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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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27. 打Boss也外遇
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再次來到多蘭娜西區花園的實驗基地,面對鋼彈立像的新造型,受害人發出驚天哀嚎。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA1MTJl24wpY
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「不!老子的RG 1/1 RX-78-2鋼彈Ver.GFT怎麼變成這樣了?」罷課司機伸出顫抖的手指,悲憤淚視戴著獨眼罩的鋼彈頭,眼罩上還掛了個《維修中》的牌子。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAuoQ0aVXI7z
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親身經歷先前那場激光追逃戰,肉盾和塞倫心虛地瞄了眼喵喵仙貝,又不動聲色地移回視線,希望NPC沒發現兇手就在他身邊。倒是已失去酒醉記憶的喵喵仙貝,巴眨一雙無辜大眼發出「哇啊!」驚嘆聲,完全不知是自己的傑作,人家有醉拳虛實難測,他有醉雷亂槍打鳥。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAkJTLs1MkQe
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「哈!這是新款鋼彈嗎?還挺特別的嘛。」唬爛不明所以地笑道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAvlRtlNGAvO
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「什麼新款?這明明是……」死宅罷課司機反射性回頭辯駁,卻見唬爛一臉笑得詭異,頓時抖了兩下,顫聲說:「你、你、你笑什麼?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANADk6vTz1zJ6
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「沒什麼,剛好想到鋼彈裡的一些情節,咯呵呵……」唬爛擺了擺手,持續發出腐味蕩漾的低笑聲,嚇得罷課司機噤聲不語,其他人頭頂烏雲,紛紛走避。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAq4rqRPDuz8
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「偵測防禦機制要啟動了,有把握破解對方的『改造』?」護弟第一的泰迪熊立刻轉移焦點,並巧妙地將事故責任推給了敵方。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAoyDm6LnbEp
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果然,罷課司機一秒上鉤,「當然!死宅青蛙給老子等著!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA8VkG7sHQ5Y
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隨拔課司機飛至大門前護衛對方破解密碼,大家不禁回想起先前在病房裡的談話——1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHAJJID4LSK
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根據拔個死機的講述,死對頭是一隻愛吃楊桃的蛙人,亦是出了名的鋼彈收藏家,卻在某次競標中輸給了拔個死機和罷課司機,從此雙方就結下了梁子,終日透過網路聊天吵鬧不休。最嚴重的一次衝突則是在半年前,兩人為了打造這座夢幻基地而競標贏得設計圖紙,當時不服輸的蛙人雖揚言要他們好看,但也只是帶著青蛙合唱團跑來基地前共鳴擾人清夢而已,誰知,這一次竟如此大動干戈地徹底撕破臉。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAjZMyCXX6Ob
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「你們要小心……咳咳!」躺在病床上的拔個死機,有氣無力地憂心叮嚀著,「他變得不太尋常……似、似乎……咳!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHIlfFNrD36
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「似乎什麼?阿拔!」罷課司機握住好基友的手聲淚俱下問道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAU5XFtamqzi
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「似乎……」拔個死機又咳了幾聲後,才語重心長地皺眉說:「曬黑了。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAKjyUfUyyiA
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清醒的三位玩家都無語了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAaRdkz5713L
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「呣、呣、呣……黑黑的好疵喵~」啃著烤田雞腿的小醉喵酒氣沖天道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAvfqFDHzlrI
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換兩位NPC驚恐無語了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA9HChYYAMmx
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趁等待期間,聽完肉盾的詳細轉述後,唬爛眉頭一皺、美目一瞇,難得不腐笑地問:「欸,青蛙人愛鋼彈成癡,有沒想到誰?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q5WE1DlKg
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肉盾抓抓爆炸頭,晃晃小強觸角,「忍者龜?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAjVpoWX44WZ
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「都說是青蛙了,哪來的龜?」塞倫黑線地瞥去一眼後,偏頭想了下,「沒什麼印象。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHng6WOu3TR
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「都忘了倫哥不太看那一類動畫。」唬爛轉向在場最有機會的小傲嬌,「表哥就算了,那貝兒勒?我記得你有看完整部。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAzFZKzZiWjD
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誰知,喵喵仙貝根本沒在聽任務講解,逕自兩手各拿一個超人軟糖在空中撞來打去,嘴裡還「咻~咻~咻~碰!」地配音,最後兩個一起飛進嘴裡被他一口咬掉,還笑得幼稚兮兮地說:「咩嘿嘿!大魔王窩贏惹~」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAoNg0IOcR8n
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「寶貝兒演得真好。」泰迪熊也弟控兮兮地寵溺笑道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAFfjypRytaX
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「……」唬爛現在有眾人皆醉我獨醒之感。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA7L9AQCe7Yl
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「成功了!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANANQ9Mrzo2b0
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罷課司機鬼吼完,所有人進入備戰狀態。基地的白色大門一打開,大批敵人隨即蜂擁而出,肉盾和唬爛操著武器衝前迎敵,喵喵仙貝揮棒集體催眠敵方後,與塞倫一同開足火力砲轟圍著坦們的怪,泰迪熊抓準時機補血指揮調度。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAE5VZzMpLvf
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一時間,刀光劍影,血肉橫飛,廝殺叫喊不止,特別是被愛的小手拍出「啊啊~討厭!」的聲聲嬌吟,簡直把唬爛和罷課司機雷得半死,其他三人則眼神已死地表示:「習慣了。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA6wB3XiXU8T
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「Fire in the hole!」從泰迪熊背後跳出來的罷課司機,自認帥氣地丟了顆手榴彈,猖狂大笑地用機關槍掃射一番後,又俗辣地龜回祭司後面,「嗚嗚,好怕怕。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAt39LSiJDXu
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轟地一聲爆響,群怪被炸得四處亂飛,肉盾也跟著跳起來大叫,顯然是奇囧頭套的隨機效果又發作了,「哇啊!哥的頭!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANARRcXcmdLSg
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「哇塞!火燒大頭的3D寫實版,老子總算見到了!」罷課司機驚奇了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAPifI40Y95c
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望著那四處逃竄的大火球,塞倫和喵喵仙貝黑線地放出水系範圍技,泰迪熊抽了嘴角,忍住想一拳打暈NPC的衝動,加緊補血補狀態加速度。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHs9pXia1gD
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「(嗶——)哈哈哈哈哈!」差點笑岔氣的唬爛,手中劍勢卻一點也未緩,她一邊劈退周身的怪,邊用巨劍的平面往肉盾頭頂一拍,竟也順利滅了火勢,充分展現輔助坦的作用。末了,她還爆出一句蕩氣迴腸的威嚇——1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0xeTXP2FR5
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「把你們的菊花都交出來!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ1BMRiSzH
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於是,在場的雄性們皆被雷得焦脆脆,女中豪腐則持續霸氣斬殺好不暢快。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAeMrXUgdoFb
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有了唬爛的加入,肉盾的吸仇恨體質便在這場仗裡得到了優勢。整座基地的怪彷彿有心電感應的千年活屍,竟一批號召一批地爭相湧來,讓他們連殺入路線複雜的基地都省了,直接卡在大門處不斷往內砲轟,肉盾的活動空間也因而寬敞多了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAkTmzTwnYZG
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副本裡的怪是固定數量,殺完了也不會重生,於是,在將近一小時的廝殺混戰後,地上已是滿滿未刷掉的屍體與掉落物,整棟基地的菁英怪亦盡數清空,只剩下最高塔主房的Boss。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAk5cgZtp6PB
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「阿肉吸得好啊!」罷課司機比了個大拇指,也不知那用詞令唬爛揚起一抹詭笑。他馱著裝滿工具的大背包,率先衝在最前頭,一身大無畏地豪邁道:「接下來的機關都交給老子吧!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAeZtdZ3P1l5
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本來就是你的工作啊,只會放馬後砲拖後腿的中二NPC!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAPnQA4rKO2F
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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「Kukukukuku……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAxqFzV107q2
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Boss房中央,一渾身墨綠、成人大小的青蛙,手持插著楊桃的的叉子,頭戴K字母垂耳帽,胸口鑲著一顆拳頭大的黑亮五角星,兩腳直立地瞇著眼對他們陰笑不止。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA6wgdI1IYoW
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「果然!」唬爛一手扠著腰上下打量那隻青蛙王,「噗!看起來更蠢了。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAYhRzCvlmg1
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「我想起來了,就是一群入侵地球的青蛙嘛,以前流行了好陣子呢。」塞倫恍然大悟道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA5Eb3apRu6Q
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「幹嘛要入侵地球?他們不是已經住在地球的下水道了嗎?」再次搞混的肉盾不解這邏輯了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAh3K4teWjSI
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「就跟你說這不是忍者龜!」塞倫和唬爛沒好氣地同聲嫌棄。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0Zx9U5YbmY
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「喔。」總算明白的肉盾又皺起小新眉困惑問:「怎麼牠一直說哭哭?是在哭什麼嗎?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANADp5vkxe3jr
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「Kuku……咳咳……」Boss蛙嗆到了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAmPMHznItpG
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「大概是楊桃不好疵吧。」沒管Boss蛙冒起的青筋,喵喵仙貝盯著那片遲遲未吃掉的星形楊桃片,不住吞著口水,相當具同理心地說:「窩今天中午疵到壞掉的魚也好想哭喔。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAUEyWszGKNG
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弟控大哥一聽就心急如焚,「寶貝兒吃壞肚子?怎麼沒跟哥說呢?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAPCgsGyikrQ
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「沒啦,我馬上就吐掉惹。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANASdrySoSG4V
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「那就好,想吃魚的話,哥馬上打電話叫人幫你弄。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAK6jBTl4ryB
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「唔……才、才不要這樣浪費錢啦……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAfZEpsX9mbb
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「傻瓜,能讓寶貝兒開心怎會浪費?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAj6rN5pTmNr
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唬爛受不了地翻了白眼,「靠!拜託你們互控等任務結束好嗎?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAKylmxXOVvL
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肉盾反而被閃得靈感大發,「小倫老婆想吃什麼,哥也……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAtKALRMpCeB
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「別想套我的聯絡資料。」沒被閃昏頭的塞倫立馬回決,這下換肉盾哭哭了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANACluf8Vdclx
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唬爛在心裡比了個讚,倫哥幹得好!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAu4g8kmu7vu
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「嗚嗚嗚,下副本也被閃,老子好命苦。」罷課司機淚流滿面了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAUyOQEb17Sz
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「可惡啊!居然沒人注意鄙人的偉大發明嗎?」深感被冷落的Boss蛙,終於忍不住開口了,那陰惻惻的嗓音簡直跟動畫裡的如出一轍,讓人不禁懷疑官方盜用版權的可能性。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAI4u3mDoTtc
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肉盾東看看西看看,除了牆上有紅有金看不出功用的金屬塊外,也沒什麼特殊發現,便決定不恥下問,「什麼發明啊?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAXQ20C1wUuP
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「Kuku,就……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAWG6WMwV82F
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想被人發現又想裝神秘的Boss正要說明之際,就被另一聲嫩童音打斷,「那楊桃好疵嗎?尼捨摸時候才要疵掉啊?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAS1xcmKB5qp
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小吃貨的專注力始終如一,於是,奶爸大哥暗自記下一筆需收集的新食材。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0n5zdUgt2q
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下一句該不是「你不疵就給我疵」吧?其他人不禁默默接話了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA1hlpLAe7UB
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「那顆星好像在發光?」好在塞倫及時指出異象,阻止了大量噴吐黑氣的Boss狂化。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAUGYfgkwTN9
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「Ku,沒錯!經鄙人日夜悉心研究,終於發明出最厲害的武器。罷課司機!這一次鄙人一定會贏過你的!」Boss蛙陰笑說完,就伸掌拍向胸口的黑光星大喊:「機型合體!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAJuyrMIREyy
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一聲令下,五角星綻放的黑光更盛,並竄出黑色光流環繞在Boss蛙身邊,牆上的金屬配件如受到磁力般陸續飛來,一一套上Boss蛙的四肢、身體、頭等全身。只見牠一身機體鮮紅亮麗,頭盔面罩與腿套如黃金般耀眼,胸口與掌心的五角星閃閃發著黑光,儼然就是——1177Please respect copyright.PENANAl8A8QN3R4z
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「鋼鐵蛙啊!」眾人了然齊聲道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA4miqx6Omqd
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又是鋼彈又是軍曹又是鋼鐵人,這遊戲到底要抄襲扭曲多少人的智慧結晶?1177Please respect copyright.PENANAIeJO8LGRRA
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「鋼鐵魔蛙,一百零五級,是魔化後的K星囉蛙,物防高,會召喚小怪,需先清除小怪才能繼續攻擊,特殊技是集體控制,必要時自己喝水。」泰迪熊確認敵方資料後交代道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAovU4m7o1kM
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抱著工具箱躲到最後的罷課司機,埋頭蹲在地上不知幹啥,卻在聞言時,立刻訝然回頭道:「死宅蛙被魔化了?難怪會這麼反常!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAk2sHlVPqeE
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原來所謂的曬黑變墨綠色就是魔化了啊?1177Please respect copyright.PENANAyuJOxa0j5P
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又一謎底被解開,眾人已不知還能吐槽什麼,只得紛紛按指揮排好隊形。肉盾也趁鋼鐵魔蛙還在著裝之際,喝下脫胎換骨水開始「啊啊啊啊啊啊——」地變身超級賽亞爆炸頭,初次見識到的唬爛頓時噴笑得前俯後仰,拍手大讚狂截圖。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAy2YsP7fSVt
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「金屬對雷電抗力低。」泰迪熊上好了輔助狀態後,看了眼塞倫的火麒麟說道。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAnHItdW4Dtf
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「我知道。」塞倫正猶豫是否放管狐,畢竟他就這麼一隻雷電屬性的靈寵,攻擊力也不高,但被泰迪熊這麼一瞧,便又頓覺有些鬱悶。轉念間,他想起與卍字工會那場PVP裡喵喵仙貝的建議,便大膽放出管狐和水元素。不論如何,總得放手一試才知道結果。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHYhZaNwE1L
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戰鬥一觸即發。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAMcRoTewiTH
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整裝完畢的鋼鐵魔蛙,頭頂黑氣騰騰的鮮紅名字,顯示雙方已正式進入開打模式。1177Please respect copyright.PENANApz7Z9tha4I
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變身完成的金色肉盾伸長愛的小手往前一揮,卻被鋼鐵魔蛙從掌心射出的黑光束打開。他連忙往旁一滾躲開光束,將愛的小手襲向鋼鐵魔蛙的腳盤,同時間,唬爛亦從另一側包夾躍去,手上龍紋骨劍紅光流轉,劍鋒凌厲氣勢如虹。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAqU4iuIeD1b
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誰知,鋼鐵魔蛙竟不慌不忙舉手擋開攻擊,令巨劍僅劃過鮮紅臂盔留下淺薄刮痕,接著牠雙腳噴出氣流凌空飛起,避開從腳下掃過的愛的小手。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ga7zadw4w
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「Kukuku!」鋼鐵魔蛙奸笑地飛到一半,身子就忽地一頓打起顫,連聲音都跟著抖了,「什~麼~東~西~」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA1Hvkn9pPbG
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「管狐成功了!」塞倫立即使喚水元素加強電流強度,那詭計得逞的小竊喜樣,讓肉盾回眸一望就癡了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAGMSW77uY6L
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「喔耶!肌肉兄貴雷神來抱抱嚕!」收到指示的喵喵仙貝,立刻歡快地揮舞散發金光的柺杖糖法杖,招出一圈高壓電網包圍鋼鐵魔蛙的上下左右,接著又劈去一道道雷擊,在水元素的搭配下,電得鋼鐵魔蛙歪歪叫。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHA3hjGVp3V
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與此同時,泰迪熊發出命令破壞飛行裝置,肉盾和唬爛便趁機瘋狂攻擊鋼鐵魔蛙的腳底,直到兩道黑煙火花「啪茲」冒出,鋼鐵魔蛙才受不住摧殘地摔在地上。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAdBhpaAMAjR
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「乖乖站在地上,否則老娘接著捅爛你屁股!」唬爛得意地舉著巨大的龍紋骨劍,絲毫不覺這話讓其他人都抽了嘴角。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAfvNyb0pJ4n
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「啊哈!老子知道了。」罷課司機抱著一把未完成的槍筒,對鋼鐵魔蛙大笑,「死宅蛙偷拿老子的鋼鐵設計圖卻偷到廢稿,才會沒裝防電機制,哈哈哈哈!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANArT93v2GCoj
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「K囉!居然是廢稿?」鋼鐵魔蛙大驚了,連被管狐觸電的痛都暫時忘記,「混帳啊,廢稿不丟資源回收還放在加密區做毛啊?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANATUuV9Yl5YU
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於是,罷課司機害羞了,「本來要丟的,結果看謎片時不小心也拖過去了咩~」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA53K8Ceb4z8
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「K囉,原來如此,在下好像可以理解了啊。」兩片小紅雲浮上鋼鐵魔蛙的兩頰,「畢竟那個實在太好看了。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAZjfgtUIEM5
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「對啊對啊,撫慰了老子和好基友孤寂的靈魂啊!」罷課司機也癡笑地羞紅了臉。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAbwKmHzaHUY
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「……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA9MGFY3H0Q1
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可以不要打到一半忽然討論謎片嗎?某三位較年長的男士無語了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAmEar4VuSHh
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都孤男寡男共處一基地了,互相撫慰就好啦,看啥片?某腐女詭異含笑。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAzvcR53tLe4
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「謎片是捨摸啊?猜謎用的嗎?那猜對有沒有東西疵?」某小貓妖好天真好無邪地舉手發問。其實,喵喵仙貝也是個准成年人了,自然知道這世上有所謂的愛情動作片,偏偏這兩宅好好的原名不叫,硬要換個代稱名,所以他就聽不懂了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAmpwqujMZte
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孩子的學習不能等!秉持教育乾弟的信念,肉盾毫不猶豫地回答:「是長大後就可以合法觀看的東西,雖然哥建議青少年就先學習觀摩比較有益身心健康,主要內容是……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAjs5QnkL8nT
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在弟控面前說這些,這豬頭是欠打嗎?唬爛抽著臉皮地揮劍敲爆炸頭,塞倫也沒好氣地丟去一組藥水,順便給肉盾補貨。1177Please respect copyright.PENANABn9Ibor2Yb
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果然,一聲怒吼響起。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAE39SmL69st
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「閉嘴!」泰迪熊臉冒青筋地按下半魔化施放大量詛咒,誓要保護弟弟的純真心靈。一時間,地面浮起大片漆黑毒氣,如來自地獄深淵的惡魔藤蔓侵蝕地表一切,讓好不容易在抖抖中站起的鋼鐵魔蛙,又降了不少血。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAdjuV6qHZed
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「哇啊!泰幹嘛生氣啊?」突來的場景特效,讓肉盾驚得跳了起來,才想起自己仍在無痛狀態,便不再浪費時間地衝向鋼鐵魔蛙,其他人也二話不再多說地瘋狂出手,罷課司機回身繼續埋首組裝,誰也不知道他到底要幹嘛。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAs4D1zqgJLm
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大家傾力一陣狂打,直到鋼鐵魔蛙的血條降到50%時,泰迪熊出聲提示,「招小怪。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAlHeH5gsB68
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「K囉!就算是廢稿,在下還是加了些好東西喔,kuku……」鋼鐵魔蛙說完就大力往後一跳,躍上房間最遠處的平台,張起一層禁止攻擊的防護罩擋在面前,管狐也暫時失去作用地回到塞倫身邊。牠壞笑地伸出兩掌的黑光星芒,大喊:「蛙螺合唱團!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAsVffhSJGmC
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不是青蛙合唱團?一種不祥的預感浮上大家的心頭。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAQHeooXNeHi
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「這蛙螺該不是……」塞倫的臉色有些不太好。上回在潮大德港口用的耳塞已過期,這次他沒預料會碰到而未準備,便只好趕緊往包裡找毒啞藥。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAGMfLpyTnjT
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泰迪熊也黑了臉,沈聲交代:「一出來就場控。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAyKaA2eHXP6
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語畢,鋼鐵魔蛙的掌心星芒正好噴出黑色氣流,左大眼蛙怪,右螺唆怪,如傳輸機般一排又一排地送出來將他們團團包圍後,就要張嘴齊聲高歌,三位遠攻職業便連忙下藥的下藥、安眠的安眠、靜音的靜音。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAVeBK9Kq4te
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然而,喵喵仙貝的安眠咒語較長,塞倫灑藥的範圍有限,泰迪熊的靜音術亦有冷卻時間,以致於有三分之一的合唱團未被及時控制住,於是,青蛙們高唱:「K囉K囉K囉K囉……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAZx6bpH1Zlj
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「……再不睡覺就K囉K囉K囉K囉K囉……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAWaoZsB7ELL
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嗚嗚嗚,被同化共鳴了啦!喵喵仙貝哭哭地看向哥哥求解除。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA6JTKADair0
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泰迪熊反射性揮杖要救人,誰知一開口也「K囉K囉……」就只好黑線地閉上嘴。於是,被迫頂上《共鳴狀態》的兄弟組只好囧囧互視了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAYY1UCqnTMi
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見狀,塞倫便要掏藥再灑,偏偏清醒的螺唆怪接著囉唆起來——「唉呀呀!Everybody不要angry,angry會犯嗔戒滴~You也真是太naughty了,我說過不要打了,You怎麼又打?You see see you,還沒說完you又打了,You這樣會傷到花花草草也是no good滴……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAG0n62jl6P7
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天,別這樣啊!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAatw6iMavNg
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塞倫頭暈了,是真正全身心內外的暈了。潮大德港口的螺嗦怪頂多不斷重複「你好嗎?你今天吃了嗎?」而已,怎麼到這副本就昇華到中英夾雜的唐僧版了?於是,愛莫能助的精靈美人,也只好連同靈寵跟著兩兄弟一起暈了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAg2Y8DfxQ0v
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這時,隊伍頻道跳出喵喵仙貝的訊息。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAQtplhmNzNd
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:他們到底在講什麼啊?OAO』1177Please respect copyright.PENANAuPwnmcWKFE
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連人家美國人都聽不懂這群怪的破英文啦!塞倫無奈苦笑了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAK8oLovNTqP
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『【隊伍】塞倫:聽不懂也沒關係,不是什麼重要台詞。』1177Please respect copyright.PENANATu9LrOEyrJ
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極有語言天賦的泰迪熊,也嫌棄地打下一句話。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA8K8xpNHPbr
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:寶貝兒乖,我們不聽太笨的語言。』1177Please respect copyright.PENANAC0T4W9Wads
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塞倫送出點頭動態表符以表贊同,結果知,就有人不滿了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAdQRQSzFh4i
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『【隊伍】系統:真是太過份了,老子想這台詞想很久說!!qwq(By系統負責人)』1177Please respect copyright.PENANAL6kdi9Ea6b
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三人無語地關掉隊頻,決定專心觀看隊友們的戰況。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAYREHFqLwCD
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由於肉盾本就物理攻擊,不像法系職業要靠咒語,因此他索性大聲共鳴,同時奮力朝螺唆怪揮拍愛的小手,試圖儘速降低隊友們被控制的程度。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA7lK1ruv1Up
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阻擋囉唆技的辦法就是戴耳塞或是跟牠們比囉唆,既然沒有耳塞,那麼哥就比牠們更囉唆!於是,肉盾加快共鳴的頻率,人家一秒講六字,他就一秒大喊六次「K囉」共十二字,硬將螺嗦怪的囉唆技比下去。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0qncMJdIu6
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「哈啊——K囉你媽啦!」唬爛爆吼一聲,操著巨劍往青蛙團來個快速迴旋劈,將皮薄血少只會唱歌的青蛙團給盡數消滅或擊暈後,再衝向螺嗦怪快刀斬群怪,一把血玉龍紋骨劍被她揮得虎虎生風,「(嗶——)你個(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)!老娘(嗶——)(嗶——)整天聽老媽子話嘮,正好找你們消火!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAoFkr80l2is
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這位太太估計是憋很久了吧?連囉唆技都壓制不了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANARE9ZIUJCAi
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暈著站的三人反正閒著沒事,順手查一下唬爛的資料,竟驚見《抗囉唆值Max》的特殊屬性,頓時恍然大悟——家有汪一全日夜在枕邊囉唆不停,訓練有素,果然不同凡響啊!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHOINbcupDe
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風捲殘雲地滅了合唱團後,中暈眩效果的三人也總算恢復正常。他們趁鋼鐵蛙還在廢話的空檔,快速補血補魔補狀態,該吃的藥水食物都吃一吃,準備迎接下一輪的攻擊。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAVuL3Ef3y3B
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「是說罷課都沒事嗎?」肉盾這麼一問,大家也不禁好奇地往罷課司機看去,卻見他戴著超大耳機,吵雜的搖滾樂還隱隱可聞,果然NPC就是專吃閒飯不幫忙的!1177Please respect copyright.PENANABngh0tLjAd
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「K囉!受~死~吧~」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAI5k8rx11XC
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不消說,管狐又附上鋼鐵魔蛙的背了,於是,一行人照先前模式繼續狂電痛毆詛咒牠,將方才受到的怨怒全數SM回去。直到鋼鐵魔蛙的血條降到20%時,泰迪熊又出聲提醒:「第二波小怪,這次聽我指令。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAOZjwPh5g6G
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有了先前經驗,泰迪熊火速擬定作戰計畫——三位場控吞下加語速的口杞大丹,當鋼鐵魔蛙又退出攻擊範圍丟出蛙螺合唱團時,他們一律將目光轉右,同時趕在大眼青蛙團共鳴前,靜音了所有螺嗦怪團。塞倫使喚靈寵只需按技能鍵無須咒語,靈寵不暈即能攻擊,便與兩位近戰系以最快速度消滅螺嗦怪。而不能念咒就不能施法的喵喵仙貝和泰迪熊,則乾脆舉起法杖敲打沒攻擊力又血薄的大眼青蛙怪,敲暈一個是一個。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAkRFuo3TIfZ
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於是,第二波小怪一下就結束了,他們回到痛毆鋼鐵魔蛙的模式,直到對方血條降至1%時,泰迪熊再次出聲了,「特殊技後立刻是範圍技大招,艾登和小琥往後退五步!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA2aLl0qo69V
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所有人一聽,立刻握住紅藥水有備無患,泰迪熊趁機將所有狀態都補了遍,塞倫也暫先收起水元素,放出風精靈輔助回血。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAxBjkmiWOKm
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「K囉!」被電得焦味四溢的鋼鐵魔蛙,將兩手黑芒星置於胸口黑星前相交疊後,迸射出更刺眼的強大黑光,照得牠一臉陰笑更加霉味十足。當黑光漸漸在牠身後聚成一朵蘑菇雲後,牠便奸笑地喊:「Kuku!忠於你心底的渴望吧!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAiP11z9vnSr
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話聲方下,蘑菇雲隨即分成五道黑光一一射向他們,其中一道卻在喵喵仙貝身前十公分處憑空消失,所有被擊中的人則在頓了一秒後,言行舉止開始不受控制了起來。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAxNXE5EoqmU
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「寶貝兒……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAGmYE5m3GmP
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「咦咦?」喵喵仙貝還沒搞清楚自己為何沒中招,就忽被泰迪熊抱起來,火熱的吻也隨之撲天蓋地襲來,吻得他暈頭轉向,沒中狀態也跟中狀態差不多了。系統叮叮響地宣告閃光輻射,一波白光於方圓十里內炸開,閃得鋼鐵魔蛙暈呼好幾秒,顯然那廢棄稿也沒裝上防閃裝置。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA0AOlZmHwAy
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待鋼鐵魔蛙恢復視線後,就驚見唬爛眼冒精光地站在面前黑笑,一把粗重巨劍正往牠的口鼻處用力猛戳,戳得牠本要出口的範圍技咒語給吞了回去,耳邊接收到的第一句話就是——1177Please respect copyright.PENANAde1BS0X0K9
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「哼哼哼哼哼!給老娘好好地舔,不然就捅爛你菊花!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA8k90jywKRS
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不愧是超資深腐女人妻,什麼節操氣質都好比那風中殘渣,隨便丟出一句就把人家AI給囧得延遲執行,頭頂上方跳出重啟倒數。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAYM1dTdvno6
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「嗯哼?鋼鐵蛙?有沒有美國隊長蛙啊?還是你喜歡浩克蛙?哼哼,鷹眼蛙也不錯,雷神蛙最夠味了!乾脆幾個一起來把你做得幾年下不了床……」唬爛越戳越嗨,不停嘰咕低語著。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAqjmlrwGHhl
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「……」估計這蛙被嚇得不輕了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANABZBitChFTQ
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本想做什麼的塞倫被閃光輻射愣了幾秒後,就恍惚地皺眉思考自己在幹嘛。他隱約聽到身旁有人似在低吟,便下意識要轉頭望去,誰知,一顆爆炸頭忽然衝至眼前,一對宅宅眼鏡閃閃反光,亮得他眼睛不禁一瞇。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAFipfjS4wJ2
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「小倫老婆!這是哥對你的求愛舞喔喔喔喔~oh oh only you~」頭頂愛心狀小強觸角的爆炸頭肉盾,仰著傻逼般的燦笑,一手高舉食指,一手插著腰,連頭帶身體極具節奏感地左右搖擺,若非那一身造型太過奇囧,倒還真有些貓王架勢。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAkGNTWohmej
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可惜,塞倫此刻只覺眼前那兩片圓光很惱人,肚裡一把火亦油然而生,便不由分說地舉手將那顆爆炸頭當鼓拍打,肉盾搖擺多久,他就拍打多久。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAuLpS9nzMnm
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這滿場詭異的現象持續了有快十秒,最先清醒過來的是泰迪熊。他放開被吻得頭暈腦漲的喵喵仙貝後,環視周遭狀況,差點沒笑出來。他迅速揮杖解除狀態,大家才鬆了口氣。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAULQ3gnBP1P
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「靠!這個控制特殊技也太誇張了吧!」唬爛首先就開罵了,哪有剛好在腦補什麼就直接執行出來的啦?她才不想看復仇者聯盟耽美同人的死宅青蛙版!1177Please respect copyright.PENANABh3l27Onhf
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「不過,哥對小倫的告白句句真心啊。」差點被拍成腦震盪的肉盾,晃著依舊暈然的腦袋。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAraQwHxh99s
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「知道啦。」也搞不清楚自己剛在幹嘛,塞倫頗不好意思地幫他扶正還在晃的頭,語氣也難得溫柔了起來,讓肉盾頓覺剛那頓拍打超值得啊!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAlohwUyXYhM
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「K囉,真是太過份了!」死機重啟的鋼鐵魔蛙憤怒了,一身黑火熊熊燒地站起身後,面罩的口鼻處忽裂出一道縫隙,並往左右漸漸擴大有如大張的嘴巴,中央一點黑光亮度加遽,範圍技攻擊蓄勢待發,「看在下的無敵次元黑洞大嘴砲!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAo0uByoANKP
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連嘴砲都出來了,還真是全地球人都煩不勝煩的技能啊!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAaRbVS5HKdW
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所有人急速往後退去,肉盾卻是收起武器立定,推出雙掌準備應戰,「我用防護罩。」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAZMkC9BVsfA
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頭好壯壯的施展瞬間可消除所有攻擊,因此,面對這類先集中後擴散的攻擊,由肉盾來擋御的確是最好的選擇。然而,始終不知在忙什麼的罷課司機,卻在這時扛著炮筒跳出來,對準鋼鐵魔蛙大叫:「啊哈,總算趕上啦!都讓一讓,來試試老子的新發明《罩得住好自在》!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA8s6xPwvaHU
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為何這名字這麼像女孩們的好閨蜜呢?1177Please respect copyright.PENANAFmAP85YT80
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望著從炮筒射出的白色片狀物,他們都決定以無聲替有聲地沈默了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANABlUdXjgREW
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「嘴砲發射!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAnE1g6lA8FJ
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「罩得住!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAdegS7ky17u
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只見白色片狀物的《罩得住好自在》撞上嘴砲後,竟不受阻礙地持續往前飛去,嘴砲被節節逼退,直到《罩得住好自在》貼上鋼鐵魔蛙的額頭後,鋼鐵魔蛙就有如被貼符咒的殭屍動彈不得,一層盈滿白光的防護圓球隨之籠罩在牠的週身,嘴砲光束亦在圓球內不斷亂竄彈撞,卻怎樣都衝不出防護球外。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAStsC44MejH
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「《罩得住好自在》的吸收力強,包緊緊不側漏,給您備受溫柔的呵護唷~」罷課司機相當自豪地吹了下沒冒煙的砲口,完全無視大家的一臉囧。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAr1InN0Ridt
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不過,總算是結束了吧?1177Please respect copyright.PENANAGQrZoEh6dW
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眼見鋼鐵魔蛙的血條已清空到底,他們鬆了口氣地收起武器,肉盾還彎下身子就地盤坐休息,然而,泰迪熊卻忽然臉色一變,喝令:「自爆倒數五秒,全部退到最底!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAgbhAdEZivD
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「媽呀!老子忘了加裝吸收網,《罩得住好自在》要爆啦!」罷課司機吼完,就搬著工具箱率先衝出房門,再次拋下隊友們逃命了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAqhdijVsadN
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「……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANABoQYI5B2pk
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自爆是屬於四面擴散型的範圍技,還不如一開始就由肉盾來消除嘴砲勒!果然不怕神一般的敵人,只怕豬一般的NPC隊友啊!1177Please respect copyright.PENANAwM68Kdrrok
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再多的碎念吐槽都無濟於事,三位原本就站後頭的法系職業一下就逃到門口處,唬爛拔腿往後撤的同時,將巨劍反身架在背上充當盾牌減少傷害。倒是肉盾本來已經坐下了,再站起拖了時間,加上腿短跑得慢,因此全場就他逃最後,不過他有防護罩,便也不那麼令人擔心。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAx2wU5FKm5O
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於是,當罩得住防護球爆開時,唬爛正好退到安全區,還在爆炸波範圍內的肉盾,抓緊時間大喊:「頭好壯壯!」抵銷了傷害,卻被波流衝擊炸得整個人飛起,直直往大家的方向衝來。1177Please respect copyright.PENANABFa8VxO6db
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「哇啊啊啊——」肉盾揮著雙手大喊也無法控制衝勢。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAUUzrcrmTJ6
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「小心!」驚見肉盾飛彈衝來,塞倫連忙拉著唬爛閃開,而後頭的泰迪熊便首當其衝了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZC2s1x5Ui
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「喔喔喔!」唬爛莫名興奮準備截圖。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAjM9xxCi3lr
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偏偏,此刻的泰迪熊正低聲關問小貓寶貝兒,待聽聞情勢不對時,抬眼就見一顆爆炸頭直朝自己飛來。他愣了不到半秒,正要移步時,胸口的喵喵仙貝卻是忍不住了。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAsFvTwWKET3
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「喵啊啊啊!不可以!」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAaMDRHZF7cd
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眼見臭豬頭登和哥哥的臉就要撞在一起,喵喵仙貝急慌地後腿一蹬,跳出泰迪熊的胸口後,秒速化成人型,想把肉盾的臉推開。誰知,他自己手短沒算准距離,電光火石間,兩人「啪嘰」一聲地相貼,一場狗血奸情劇就如火如荼地神展開了,宅宅系統音也顆顆笑地吼了起來——1177Please respect copyright.PENANAk56tSPgu9M
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「叮叮叮!奧普斯最芭樂四角劇情之一《妒夫嫉婦通通來》,讓本服第一CP及其好友CP觸發啦!玩家喵喵仙貝為捍衛丈夫玩家泰迪熊餅乾的貞操,不惜犧牲自己的貞操,慘遭小三玩家肉盾阿弗羅的狼吻,卻被玩家肉盾阿弗羅的婚配對象玩家塞倫捉姦在場,四人共同獲得五萬經驗值與《4P換妻可行乎》的特殊奸情稱號!歡迎玩家直奔多蘭娜愛神殿申請歡樂4P任務唷~♥」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAXfETQmO49r
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「嗚……窩才鼻要跟豬頭登親親啦啊啊啊!哇啊——」飽受刺激的小傲嬌立刻踹開肉盾,噴淚大哭地拼命抹著嘴,一手迅速按下登出鍵,打算衝去廁所刷牙漱口做消毒。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAxVwLZQ4Bu4
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喔天!老娘能目睹這一幕真的太美好了,呵呵呵!唬爛扭爛一張美艷臉蛋死命憋笑,手指卻在截圖鍵上按個不停。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAr0ELBZybuX
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不,這實在太囧了!塞倫傻眼地張口無言,不知該哭該笑,只知道某位已黑透臉的弟控大哥將要發飆,便拉著還在拍照的唬爛往角落走去,免受無妄之災。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAl5ow10cjlO
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「Oh no!Holy (嗶——)哥不是故意的啊!小倫你要相信哥啊!」見塞倫臉色囧異地轉身,肉盾立馬撲身抱住塞倫的腿哭哭懺悔。1177Please respect copyright.PENANA6E21u4G6rU
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塞倫徹底囧到地殼深處了,只好往肉盾的身後指了指,頗感抱歉地把腿抽回來,「比起我,你應該要先擔心另一位吧?」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAWbivGBzkor
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「欸?」這才感到身後冷颼颼的強大殺氣,肉盾垮下臉喀啦喀啦地慢慢轉動脖子,驚恐地望向籠罩自己的高大陰影,顫聲道:「泰、泰、泰、泰……意、意外啊,真、真、真的是意外……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAWllLOeJQCD
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「呵……」1177Please respect copyright.PENANAeSSAQrc0NC
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『隊伍系統紀錄:玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』1177Please respect copyright.PENANAHwri0OZqGu
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「哇啊啊啊啊——」1177Please respect copyright.PENANA9L9lAjBFb8
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「碰、碰、碰」響遍整基地的搥打聲,是黑化半魔祭司用法杖追打矮人騎士的一面倒暴行。角落處,精靈召喚師無奈苦笑表示愛莫能助,人類女劍士瘋狂嘲笑好不暢快。門口處,罷課司機好奇探頭一看,頓時驚懼有如見鬼,抖著手指按了幾下,世界頻道便嘩然了——1177Please respect copyright.PENANAOuYke1XoH2
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『【世界】系統:某祭司玩家以純物理暴力打敗騎士玩家,首破奧普斯全球伺服紀錄,獲得《最傳神暴力祭司》的稱號,歡迎各位玩家努力突破記錄唷~(By 系統負責人)』1177Please respect copyright.PENANAAW3dqni1Cx
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與此同時,奧普斯的某處,幾個好不容易被地府放出來的卍字公會玩家,在望見系統公告後,不禁顫了又顫地想起某悲慘往事,紛紛伸指往《退出公會》鈕按去。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ1NGEVjdk
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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這才叫暴力祭司!(抖1177Please respect copyright.PENANAvI3E9MhhOc
卍字公會未來會在某篇串個場,所以讓他們粗乃刷個存在感唷wwww(#1177Please respect copyright.PENANA1HCAIDj6dg
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摸摸可憐的艾登,不過,也因為這次的倒楣事件,甜果就馬上要來囉AWA1177Please respect copyright.PENANAURmpviX6sw
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【下篇預告】《邁向現實的第一步》:艾倫終於要在現實聯繫囉,倫貝講悄悄話。字數約五千多字,大概下禮拜二早上發。1177Please respect copyright.PENANAy1qIyuBC0q
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★【凌家動物園系列】
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 (作品名:小兔不吃回頭草)1177Please respect copyright.PENANAvoHPOScKyx
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 (作品名:恃寵而傲嬌)1177Please respect copyright.PENANAA5tvYn4j2j
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 (作品名:爆炸頭不要來)1177Please respect copyright.PENANAw8ZZ0EvQIM
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歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<1177Please respect copyright.PENANANplVU1wLFz
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噗浪:http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde1177Please respect copyright.PENANAKMxD0p87kK
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