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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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21-1. 美人心機（上）
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到了週末的約定時間， 塞倫一上線便在茲霍城復活池附近，肉盾也一如既往在旁等候，不過，這一次似乎有些不同？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBJc4B3WWY
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他看了眼彎成愛心狀的小強觸角，又皺眉望向肉盾總是傻笑的臉，納悶心想這豬頭今天怎麼特別傻？不對，這滿廣場傻笑的人是怎麼回事？就連不遠處的泰迪熊也笑得好不溫柔，難不成是……971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnWomeMskz
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「喵嗚～喵～喵～」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn0PyD1fsM
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此起彼落的貓叫聲接連傳來，一群花色各異的小奶貓從復活池後方跑出來，為首是頂間一抹綠的雪白小貓，正是叼著一尾小魚的喵喵仙貝。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKK4FQkmzt
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看來這是一場貓咪的食物爭奪戰，領先者自然是貪食成性的貓妖小吃貨。只見他繞著復活池跑了兩圈後，嘴裡已只剩魚骨，接著他小腿一蹭縱身躍進池裡，濺起一串海苔味的爆米花，追逐在後的小貓們也先後撲上，於是，一群小萌貓就咪嗚咪嗚地在爆米花裡滾成一團。團體效力下，喵咪賣萌度不知被加了多少倍，讓復活池散發一圈又一圈的萌萌光波，頓時把在場的玩家和NPC給激得不住摀胸嚎叫。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLLY7R7zeX
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「喔天！萌得太過火……不、不行了……」數個沒把持住的玩家噴出鼻血倒下化成光束，紛紛在復活池中央隱現，才爬起來不到一秒又倒下，如此周而復始後，就乾脆都一個個躺平哀嚎：「禁止在復活池賣萌啊啊啊！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ367jw9fHvw
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這都是群貓奴啊！塞倫哭笑不得地伸指戳了戳肉盾笑僵的臉皮，才總算被注意到。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGsk0X740T
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「啊，小倫來啦？晚餐吃了嗎？吃什麼……」肉盾回過神就劈哩趴啦地關問著，手指也快速在隊頻召喚兄弟組集合。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo6BYKb1zb
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「嗯，煮麵吃。」為了配合這三個時差黨，塞倫特地在下午狠睡直到晚上，隨手弄了泡麵充飢就上線，當然他可沒打算據實以告，省得這傢伙又囉唆半死。他朝走來的泰迪熊笑了下算是打招呼，對方僅點個頭就繼續揉著懷裡的小貓，臉色也無上回刺冷，看來真是喵喵仙貝的關係吧？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToMPnMQkNU
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「喵啊，剛才奶油喵說『不疵會死』今天有新口味耶喵～」喵喵仙貝在哥哥懷裡轉了個圈躺著，仰起的四隻小肉球朝塞倫揮了揮，澎鬆的尾巴垂在泰迪熊的胳膊外晃啊晃，大有不萌死路人不罷休之勢。果然，一名路過玩家倒抽一口氣後，就臉色蒼白地摀胸倒地，一縷幽魂隨即飄出來哀怨呼喊求祭司復活，看來又是個連復活點都還沒踩就被萌掛的倒楣鬼。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1ZvlzmUaJ
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離倒楣鬼最近的某祭司大哥卻是理都不理，逕自捧著寶貝小貓兒邁步離開，一身極重的奶爸氣場，讓其他兩人想不知道他要幹嘛都難。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbuu0KsbYu
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「不疵……不吃會死？」塞倫疑惑地看向肉盾，這該不會又是哪裡的諧音吧？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf1E8hMnNQ
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「肯定是哪家餐廳啦。」肉盾無所謂地笑了笑，自動牽過他的手跟上泰迪熊，「來吧，跟他們走一定有好吃的！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfcWzZZTKc
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在萌殺兩、三個路人後，他們站在《布滋薈司》咖啡廳前，頓時就領悟了，官方在取名上真的有將心思放錯地方的嚴重問題啊！而二度光顧《布滋薈司》的肉盾和塞倫，也再次見證了第一萌物與第一守護騎士的超優渥待遇——971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX7PDtTilv
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「少爺來啦！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFG6pPMTsT
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「少爺，今天有新推出的深藍海榛果蜜糖吐司喔！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ACa3QEbX
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「少爺，您最愛的粹森巧克力奶昔來囉！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxbyFV1BGl
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如果一家店的NPC如此熱情便罷，在喵喵仙貝被伺候得吃飽喝足後，一行人走在去租快艇的路上，舉凡經過的NPC一律朝他們恭敬低喊：「少爺好，大人好。」只差沒下跪了，甚至還有店家NPC衝出來送點心料理。而被當少爺供奉的喵喵仙貝也收得毫不客氣，一路開心地在泰迪熊身上跳來滾去喵喵叫，把賣萌度發揮得淋漓盡致。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsqfqPacMT
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這、這太誇張！根本不對吧？難道泰大神真的把整座朦霧島買下了？其他兩人不可置信地盯著泰迪熊偉岸的身影，頓覺上頭寫著「有錢沒處花」五個大字。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitBTgBCYio
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「你們叫的少爺、大人是誰啊？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp5jARDlmb
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終於有好奇的玩家提出疑惑了。能讓NPC如此騷動，自會引起其他玩家的關注，而塞倫也是納悶不已，就算這兩人啟用隱私全遮罩，但在朦霧島這等架勢，怎麼可能不被人追問底細，又怎麼可能始終銷聲匿跡直至百鬼夜行才暴露？於是，他拉長耳朵偷聽NPC的回應。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTvH9sZlKk
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「唉呀，我們怎會知道少爺和大人的名諱呢？這位旅客是初來觀光吧，有個任務能否請你幫個忙呢？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDel8ZEMVLf
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「喔喔，好……」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaDMtR7NPI
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這些NPC的AI程式也太機靈啦！塞倫收回注意力，便見肉盾已在隊頻發問，估計是顧慮到直接開口會洩漏機密。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRO0edMfv2
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：哇塞！怎麼NPC都叫小貝兒少爺啊？』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ094SVDIism
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：因為島主是我乾娘啊～OwO』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD7pWkhXZg
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「欸欸欸欸？」肉盾愣地發出驚呼，塞倫也差點脫口而出，幸好肉盾那一聲太響，嚇得大家都看過來，他才能即時收聲改用打字。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81gjEZHWFg
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『【隊伍】塞倫：原來可以認NPC作乾父母嗎？這還是第一次聽到。』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzDEVfYv2u
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不過，這樣解釋就通了，喵喵仙貝是島主乾兒子，泰迪熊自然就是島主乾兒婿，難怪整島NPC會對他們這般態度。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeFhfXjDNt
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：我也不知道為什麼啊，哥來島上找我後，島主乾娘就找我們過去談話，她問了一堆問題，然後就說要收我作乾兒子了～OAO』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiXIUAigVx
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：原來如此，剛還以為泰為了小貝兒把朦霧島買了自己當島主勒，哈哈哈哈！』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBjPaFYYeK
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走在前方的泰迪熊頓下腳步，默默瞥了肉盾一眼才繼續前行，那眼神不如平常的冷或怒，卻似有被戳中心事的萬般無奈。接收到那眼神的肉盾，依然仰著臉傻笑，彷彿對方回予他的一切是多麼理所當然。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfDr9Salx4
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：哼哼！才不會讓笨笨哥這樣亂花錢啦！＝3＝』971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLSjBkVnDK
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言下之意就是，這位弟控大哥還真動過這念頭啊？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4QsCi1WV1
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肉盾立即皺眉在隊頻裡唸嗦起來，內容不外乎是要泰別太黏弟弟，要讓小貝兒有自由成長的空間，兄弟倆要有各自的生活……簡直比親媽還苦口婆心。喵喵仙貝無言以對地回了幾個黑點，泰迪熊則一點表示都沒有，塞倫卻不住回想方才泰迪熊對肉盾的那一眼。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh664PkuVJv
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一分懊惱、二分埋怨、三分感慨，剩下的全是莫可奈何的遷就，那是他們長久積累的默契與習慣。那一眼包含了太多模糊曖昧的訊息，讓塞倫莫名惦記了許久，也不禁想起泰迪熊上回打量自己的冷眼，一股悶堵便隨之湧起。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDuZCHx20U
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他瞪著頻道裡不斷唸叨兩兄弟的人，這種被搶走什麼的不爽感是怎麼了？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SIrQOorfZ
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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向NPC租了快艇，他們便直朝泥巴島駛去。變回人形的喵喵仙貝，趁途中盡情享用NPC送的蛋糕，將一張小臉吃得滿是奶油，大眼也開心得瞇起來，好似世間再沒什麼能令他更幸福了。塞倫一旁瞧著，忽然想起網路上粉絲封的稱號，便不禁低笑輕語：「蛋糕小精靈。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWId8SPUfO
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那話說得極輕，一下就被海風吹散淹沒在快艇馬達聲中，幾乎無人聽到，唯有喵喵仙貝咀嚼的嘴微頓，一雙碧眼不著痕跡地朝塞倫掃去後，就又沈浸在甜點中。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2EcROniqs
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泥巴島，顧名思義……想必大家都知道了，就是一堆泥巴，倘若官方想再惡整玩家點，還可以標榜個「上島滾一圈，美膚水亮亮」大賣美容敷泥。可惜，目前的任務走向似乎還沒有朝美容業邁進的打算，卻頗有寫實人生風——971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB02v53lOnF
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「明天加薪（寧天珈心）、可吃大餐（口杞大丹）、人生真飽（靈身尊寶）？」咬了滿嘴糕點的喵喵仙貝，看著任務面板唸出三大奇藥，再度以口齒不清的神發音讓系統叮叮叮地真相了。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF93dRYmXOp
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於是眾人默了，這種任務忽然降了好幾個檔次的感覺是怎麼回事？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9DkActqBf
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沒怎麼意識自己真相了什麼，喵喵仙貝吞下嘴裡的東西，好奇地看向塞倫，一手又在包裡掏啊掏，「倫哥要拜的師父是誰啊？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkUyN86XWQ
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「叫厄絲拉。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtx63pG8mY
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塞倫剛說完，肉盾就忽然拍了下大腿，「啊！哥想起來了，厄絲拉應該是迪士尼小美人魚的那個烏蘇拉來的！連章魚造型都很像，只是膚色不同。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BZvSYZSJy
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「餓死啦（厄絲拉）？」喵喵仙貝咬著蒟蒻果凍冰偏頭道。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56yxeaX5Vu
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「叮！」宅宅系統音欣喜若狂地響起了，「玩家喵喵仙貝一共識破奧普斯一百個取名由來，全服第一，真是老子的知己啊！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVqXvAt6LR
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一片無語中，塞倫熊熊覺得，拜入那個半瓶水師父門下似乎真有餓死自己的可能。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwwe3YwDfG
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快艇進入那片深藍的寧靜海域後，再往珊瑚礁島更遠處駛去，才過了珊瑚礁島約五公里外，海水就忽然變得混濁，彷彿他們又越過一條海域界線，水質越漸污濁不堪。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrn2ThuhIp
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「唔，臭臭的。」喵喵仙貝食慾全無地摀住鼻子，收起啃到一半的炸肉粽串。一雙大且圓的瞳孔忽地化成細直狀，毛茸茸的尖耳與尾巴也直直高豎著，此刻的他就像隻感應到危機而戒備的小貓。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKvfJ2Gn4c
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「該準備了。」泰迪熊舉起法杖施了遍輔助狀態後，左臉頰浮起黑色紋路，他微皺眉地瞥了眼自動啟動的半魔化技能，可見這一帶的魔氣之重，竟令他的魔性被自動觸發，「這次應該有不少魔物。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaXYeeWky2
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負責掌舵的肉盾回過頭，頓時被兩兄弟的異樣嚇到，「哇塞！你們怎麼會變這樣？小倫有哪裡不舒服嗎？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S0WGvomqm
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「我沒事，他們這是暗系種族的天性反應，精靈和矮人不偏屬光或暗，所以不會對魔氣這麼敏感。」塞倫喚出火麒麟和風精靈後，見船下已是一片黑水，似有一層黑油漂浮在表面，空氣亦瀰漫了股腥臭腐爛味。他用小艇上的魚網竿往海裡一撈，果真都是爛臭的死魚殘蝦。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SXZfWiCRK
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再行不過幾分鐘，他們便看到一片慘不忍睹的淺灘，污黑爛泥散發著若有似無的烏青煙霧，彷彿一踏去就會被毒氣腐蝕，讓人看了頭皮發麻。肉盾先以指尖沾了點泥搓了搓，確定沒有任何負面效果後，他們才套上事先買好的防滑鞋套陸續下了船。肉盾還將頭上的沈睡小蝠交給塞倫，省得小傢伙被打鬥弄醒就爆怒得影響行動。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRZtuwBPG2
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甫踏上岸，一陣陣嘶啞的低吼聲由遠而至，死寂的島嶼忽然湧出大批張牙舞爪的魔怪，好似一群聞到生人氣味的餓死鬼，飢渴瘋狂地朝他們奔來。魔怪中，除了魔化獸類外，還有許多人形魔屍，每一個都殘破不堪，不是晃著白骨就是掛著爛肉，看來頗有視覺效果。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBULyI223Zm
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「咪嗚！者摸都長這樣？」喵喵仙貝首先就被嚇得炸起貓尾，也不等肉盾先拉仇恨，就慌亂扔去冰雪範圍技，讓群怪被凍了一秒減緩稍許速度，但腥紅的眼珠卻也一顆顆地瞪向他。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqUGtFf32r
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「唉呀！小貝兒別緊張啊，都是假的怪物嘛！」肉盾立馬伸長愛的小手揮過去，再往前衝至合適的距離，才及時將奔向喵喵仙貝的怪全數引走。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrM9ShH1qq
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「寶貝兒到哥這來。」接住跳上來的小奶貓放進胸口後，泰迪熊瞄了眼塞倫的火麒麟，「沒有光明系靈寵？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbshZjhZeZ
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「沒有……那種不好收。」塞倫也不知為何，竟覺有些心虛地解釋道。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJlEHOMwMB
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然而，泰迪熊問完就沒再理會，僅是一手輕拍喵喵仙貝，一手迅速為肉盾補血加狀態，這副答案怎樣都沒差的態度，頓時讓塞倫悶了起來，自己幹嘛沒事多此一舉？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPjtDFPMQT
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他煩躁地使喚火麒麟加強攻擊同時，順手往肉盾的方向扔了瓶麻醉藥粉，打算幫對方減輕點負擔，不過，投擲準度似乎有些微妙。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLPjxkoClx
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於此同時，總算鎮定下來的喵喵仙貝，朝還未撲上的魔怪施了安眠術後，再伸出另一隻小肉球對準圍攻肉盾的怪群，大喊：「隕石撞地球！喵～」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG67ArkqEc
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於是乎，肉盾啪啪啪地打開幾隻魔殭屍後，頭一抬就被一個硬物砸得眼冒金星，隨後又被天外飛來的火隕石打得爆炸頭著火，「哇啊——怎麼回事啊？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcbWJ37v9H
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「啊！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm5nVz7CjV
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「Oops！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv8gEbDDsG
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都忘了奇囧頭套組合有隨機被隊友打到的附加效果了！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkUC6OdChC
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塞倫和喵喵仙貝囧囧有神地看著火燒爆炸頭，邊手忙腳亂地使喚水元素和冰雪球，偏偏肉盾為了閃躲怪的攻擊不得不到處亂竄，加重他們滅火的難度。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpZvjLNCGT
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「喵啊！豬頭登別亂跑，窩看不到你惹喵！」喵喵仙貝賣力揮著小肉球發射冰球，卻一一擦身而過。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtVR1dNvX8
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水元素也始終對不準那顆火頭，反噴得肉盾一臉水，塞倫便只好按下水元素的特殊技，提議道：「用範圍技試試？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU93zfMwnga
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「喵喔！」小貓肉球朝天轉了轉，再朝目標揮去，「剉冰來嚕喵～」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxa2QkLfSP
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洶湧浪花與巨大冰雹朝肉盾撲天蓋地襲去，一時間現場冷氣颼颼，圍在肉盾身邊的怪倒下無數，但火勢卻依舊不滅，頓時就讓兩人眼神死了，那該死的隨機機率怎麼又不發作啦？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaft55s7Jfb
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「燙啊燙啊！」雖不怎麼扣血卻仍有灼燒感，肉盾痛得又跑又叫，還索性埋頭就往怪身上撲撞，倒真成功燒死幾隻怪，但這前所未有的打怪方式，也將仇恨值往上翻升了一倍，引來的魔怪一波比一波還凶猛。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLh1A6yqSo
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「喵啊！者摸辦啊喵嗚喵喵喵——」喵喵仙貝慌亂地隨口吼叫，想到什麼法術就全丟了過去。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJZDWePy1b
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「我、我用藥水試試？」塞倫也亂了方針，放任水元素瘋狂掃射之餘，還看包裡有什麼液體就往肉盾頭上砸去。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm1cZvtWwk
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泰迪熊目睹這滿地狼籍，一臉黑線地扯了嘴角，開口沈聲指揮：「你們兩個專心攻擊怪，肉盾滾地開防護。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKWLibwSli
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大神一出令，所有人都冷靜了下來。肉盾恍然大悟地往前一翻，狠狠來了個倒頭栽，火勢在缺氧下果真就被泥水撲滅。然而，這島上泥沼淋漓，即使腳穿了防滑鞋套可靈巧行走，但身體和頭卻毫無防護，一旦跌了就站起不易，於是，他就這樣在倒地上滑了老半天，一心追殺他的魔怪也隨之撲來。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW9WPnDL4u
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眼見自己爬起逃生不易，肉盾索性直接手一揮腳一踹，將周圍的怪也全絆倒，獨滑滑不如眾滑滑，因此，現場又撲撞滑行滾成一團。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdieTEPaMST
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「我盡量拉住他們，你們打快點啊！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eoDin2kpb
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這是什麼泥漿摔角賽嗎？三人都沈默了。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBth0gF0bE
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好不容易將滿地亂爬的怪都撲滅後，肉盾也終於緩緩站了起來，一身污泥再搭上那糾結成一團的觸角爆炸頭，整個像敷著美容藻泥順便燙頭髮的歐巴桑。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL9f3kDw3G
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「噗喵哈哈哈！豬頭尼敷完臉說不定會皮膚變好喔！喵哈哈哈！」喵喵仙貝噴笑地在哥哥胸前左右打滾，塞倫也失笑地狂截圖，兩個始作俑者一點都沒有害人家打滾熄火的悔意。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEA58ZndxL
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「欸嘿，那哥又要變帥了！」肉盾順著打趣道，同時將眼鏡上的泥抹去。也不知是否心理作用，那鏡片反光度似乎又更亮了一層。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKRNdK7hzl
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「你站著別動，喝點水補血。」趁防護罩還在，塞倫先退出隊伍，使喚水元素幫肉盾洗去一身污泥後，才又回到隊伍，系統隨即叮地幫兩人升了情侶等級。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmRFaHoRmC
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「老婆真好～」肉盾樂傻地想撲抱塞倫，卻忘了換個稱謂，自又迎來惱火的一掌。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNuddvzOcy
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「就說別這樣叫……啊！」塞倫罵完，才想起此地不宜，卻已來不及收手，於是，某顆頭又撲噗滋一聲撲倒，系統音也隨之響起了。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvPUch9UZi
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「叮！恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅二次以泥巴島土產敷臉，成功獲得《美得閃閃動人》護膚效果，觸發《泥巴島新產業》任務，該任務將於泥巴島正式開放後進一步提示。」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMNsY1ac4u
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「看來哥真的又帥了。」肉盾摸著泥臉自豪道。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr22oHOIYVB
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小倫美人你疵惹那麼多醋，腫磨還沒察覺心意啦？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpwyXexzLW
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掰的威，艾登敷臉對遊戲的影響頗重要唷WWWW（＃971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOCadTjfMn
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