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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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15-1. 爆炸頭人人愛
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「呼，窩餓惹（我餓了）。」喵喵仙貝放下揮得手痠的棒棒糖魔法杖，一盤烤章魚燒隨即被遞到眼前，「喔耶！章魚燒好疵！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkzsGTGAry
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聽到另一隻吃貨NPC的低語，泰迪熊癱著臉抽隻烤全山豬扔過去，才隨手丟個治療給肉盾。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaa6g3MqJY
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「唉唷喂，真是痛死哥了！」待最後一隻活屍怪倒地後，肉盾立刻將雪衣帽拉回頭上，氣喘吁吁地癱坐在地上休息。雖說身上的傷已被治癒，但染上衣服的血跡還得等系統刷掉，因此滿身是血的他看起來還挺滲人的。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ93JnzWYL4
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此時，他們正在不知第幾山峰的森林深處，四周除了一片積雪杉林外，盡是被陰影籠罩的幽暗，又興許是百鬼夜行的關係，以往繁星明月的夜空竟是黯淡無光，使這一帶更顯得陰森，幸好肉盾的《宅宅眼鏡+2》照明夠強大，才讓他們看清方圓十里的路。而倒了一地的活屍野獸，則原是山中普通小動物被咬成活屍後狂化的怪，導致他們好不容易殺出活屍玩家重圍，卻又在山林裡屢遭突襲。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcOfiNE4Rh
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「育，還有多遠？」塞倫看時間離天亮剩不到三小時，若此趟沒有收穫的話，就得等下一個晚上了。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JtHeKLmyB
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「嗯……」育偏頭想了會，就繼續吞噬比他還壯兩倍的烤山豬，含糊不清地回答：「好像快接近了。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kqrwrOvx1
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看他三兩下就啃光一頭山豬，頭上的飽食進度條卻只往前一小咪咪，他們不禁感到一陣無力。果然先前吸食的魔氣消一耗光，育就恢復餓死鬼體質，怎麼吃都不夠，光是這趟路程，就已將庫存食糧滅去了大半，雖說其中也有少部分是被喵喵仙貝吃掉的。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVg5WmUkqx
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還是得盡快送走這大吃貨啊！1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AlowUUmjY
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「走吧走吧。」灌下兩瓶體力回復劑後，肉盾就跳起來伸著懶腰，極為樂觀地說：「既然快到了，就一口氣衝完。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3bsbdNVPN
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「嗯。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlriweXncy
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正當幾人準備再動身時，塞倫見肉盾的雪帽隨動作往後滑下，便沒多想地幫他順手拉好，誰知系統就叮地飄下愛心雨，加了他們的曖昧等級。於是，肉盾樂得捧住胸口，滿是感動道：「喔，剛是小倫幫哥戴帽子嗎？哥真幸福啊！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jpMPIOxAM
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真想用水晶球砸死這豬頭！塞倫這念頭才起，就聽育一聲低呼：「啊，他來了。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBYzt0HEza
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他們朝育指的方向望去，就見一瘦小身影從遠處的樹林晃來，三頭小犬亦跳出育的懷抱，朝來人直奔而去。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FwtLQv9QO
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「汪！」小一歡快地咧著嘴想直撲過去。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jfYCbksk4
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「汪汪！」小二雀躍又害羞地眨著眼扭啊扭。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrFxKhFBad
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「汪汪汪！」小三興奮卻又傲嬌地撇頭想拉開距離。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWwtvUqY62
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你們三頭犬非得學系統搞這麼複雜的狗格分裂嗎？他們無語望向那頭頂《男孩》名號的NPC，對方果真如塞倫所說穿得鮮活明亮，眼睛卻被過長的烏黑瀏海蓋住，皮膚又白得像張白紙，反給人一種陰沈感。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRCmJdrsMi
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「是你們呀～」幾秒的沈默後，男孩開口了。那是極符合正太形象的幼嫩嗓音，語調也極其可愛軟黏，像在跟人撒嬌般地拖拉尾音。若是光聽聲音的話，會認為這男孩絕對是個不輸給喵喵仙貝的小萌物，但不知為何，他們卻感到莫名的違合，就連有超強美人偵測雷達的肉盾都摸著下巴心想，這小可愛似乎有哪裡不對？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXFOsjX3I6
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就在他們思忖打量之際，男孩突然掏出一根黑色法杖，對三頭小犬大喊：「鎖鏈電～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3gfm1zHTb
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「汪嗚——」一道電流從法杖射向三頭小犬，電得牠們立即夾著尾巴奔向肉盾等人求救，而此舉也讓膽小的育立刻往救命祭司兼臨時奶爸的泰迪熊背後一躲，將自己縮成小小一團，連頭都不敢探出來。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjbICnkOvf
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「哇啊！你幹嘛啊？」眼見事情生變，肉盾連忙從讚嘆小可愛多可愛又不知哪裡奇怪的思緒中回神，好聲好氣地勸道：「有話好好說啊，別突然就虐待小動物嘛！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SMHSwRFdP
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「我在教訓寵物，誰敢……」男孩話沒說完，抬頭一見肉盾那顆頭與那張臉，頓時轉為噴笑，「噗哈哈哈哈～真有人長這樣耶～笑死我了～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uiuEPQCK5
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「噗呵！」見肉盾垮下臉的哭哭表情，塞倫也忍不住笑出聲。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDRkQrv3dl
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於是，肉盾更加哀怨了，「嗚嗚，連小倫都這樣。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gN1QXUhEZ
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淚光加鏡片反光，讓肉盾的眼鏡光束更閃閃發光，閃得塞倫只好趕緊拍拍他的頭安撫一下，「好啦，乖。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnGPnAxNFM
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這時，咬著雞肉捲的喵喵仙貝，忽然口齒不清地說：「啊，窩幾刀他砍摘奶惹（我知道他怪在哪了）。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWlTluDWDe
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呃，這諧音有點驚悚啊！在場的人都汗了。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXa0RQ6frz
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「哈哈哈～你講話也好好笑喔～」出乎意外地，男孩居然沒有生氣，反而指著喵喵仙貝狂笑，激動得單薄小身子都前後顫抖，卻也讓其他人看出了端倪。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8w5bkXT1N
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「哇塞！這位小可愛怎麼辦到的？」肉盾驚奇地張大嘴，想揉眼看個清楚卻反摸上鏡片。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu7e8RuL3R
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「他的臉……」塞倫也覺詭異地皺眉了，明明這人聲音笑成這樣，臉皮卻靜如死水，該不是官方少寫什麼程式吧？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEYUqCrx7a
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「哥！」喵喵仙貝吞下食物，一臉發現新大陸地戳了戳身邊的人，「他比你還面癱耶！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeftGJzFpVm
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「對耶！還以為泰已經是最面癱的人了，沒想到這小可愛更厲害！」腦缺的肉盾反射性補槍。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtQa0TNBgD
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「寶貝兒……」泰迪熊真心感到無奈。自從他玩這遊戲後，被躺槍的次數就越來越多了，但主使者是他兇不得的寶貝兒，便只好朝肉盾狠狠砍了頓眼刀，才對男孩冷聲說：「百鬼夜行是你做的。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhPkuvDsuD
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「是呀～」男孩很爽快地點頭承認，頭上的名字也從《男孩》變成《小鬼王》。他放下法杖注視他們幾秒，便對肉盾沈吟道：「可惜小喵已經結婚了，那個熊又不可愛，不想一起帶走，不過你還是單身耶～要不要來當我的寵物呀？」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnAZP8qj8P
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NPC居然還能收玩家當寵物，這遊戲究竟要無極限到什麼地步啊？塞倫黑線了。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFC06k9jP3
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倒是兄控弟弟一聽泰迪熊被批評，立刻不滿護航，「捨摸？我哥明明就也敲可愛的啊！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0rRY00msX
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身為好友的肉盾也立馬跟上，「對啊！你只是剛好沒看見泰可愛的樣子，特別是他賭氣或被吐槽的時候！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodKiQwHYPW
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「對嘛對嘛！他臉黑黑說不出話來的樣子最可愛惹！」喵喵仙貝再次憤慨補充。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtCdXoB3q0
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泰迪熊的確又說不出話來了。此時的他已不知該為寶貝兒的『稱讚』高興，還是該為這兩大小天兵的某層面吐槽生氣，最後只好繼續癱著一張黑臉發悶。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRqdvhLAEq
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「你們兩個別岔題。」塞倫頭痛扶額道，趕緊將焦點帶回正題，「你希望我們怎麼做，才願意收回百鬼？」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyr8garvSm
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「嗯～」小鬼王偏頭想了會，就對肉盾說：「要不要當我的寵物呀？答應的話，我就考慮考慮唷～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJloPfSohf6
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《奧普斯》的NPC似乎對爆炸頭特別情有獨鍾啊！想起肉盾一路玩來都莫名受NPC好感，他們就再次對官方的惡癖好感到無言。唯有肉盾深深嘆了口氣，撥了把Q毛瀏海後，一臉「哥帥成這樣真不好意思」的語氣仰天感慨，「真沒想到，哥的帥竟成了影響天下大局的關鍵啊！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgttbuwGHG
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好想揍人啊！其他三人忍不住額冒青筋，手很癢地緊緊握了下拳。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW1J78u4RT
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「呵呵～你連講話都好好笑喔～」小鬼王再次皮肉都不動地大笑幾聲，繼續鼓吹道：「當我的寵物有很多好處唷～來吧來吧～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkE4BXOYLr
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一個視窗面板跳了出來——『【任務詢問】請問玩家肉盾阿弗羅是否願意當NPC《小鬼王》的寵物？《想要》／《求我啊～♥》』1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgcEgSzuQt
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這是什麼怪選項啊？肉盾汗了又汗，納悶發問：「這兩個有什麼差別？」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfaJMVFCet
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「第一個當然就是直接當我的寵物，跟我回地府住呀～不過首先得抽出你的靈魂才行，至於那個肉身就可以直接埋了，反正你也不用再回來人間了～至於第二個嘛……」小鬼王依舊死人臉又語氣歡快，手中的法杖卻突然爆出啪茲電流，「我會好好求你的唷～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWHtA1fcr3
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言下之意，第一個選項就是殺了肉盾並取其靈魂關在地府裡，從此阿飄肉盾就過著寵物般的生活。至於寵物生活到底如何呢？剛被電得慘兮兮的三頭小犬就是活生生的範本啊！難怪地府的寵物們動不動就離家出走……1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDaQsetSPe
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咦？寵物離家出走？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79T9F6Pfhc
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塞倫忽然想起《寵物管家》對三頭小犬和兔吉拉皆為閻王之子寵物的介紹，所以這男孩就是克叔提及的上司小董？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNel7pDXxZ
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「去。」泰迪熊果斷令道。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8X7q7fhK9
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「嗯嗯！」正喝巧克力奶昔的喵喵仙貝，也跟著賊笑點頭附和，「豬頭登，尼就犧牲一下去惹吧，窩們不會太想你的。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjWAn9MykN
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呵，這兩個損友啊！塞倫看了眼小貓妖幸災樂禍的調皮神情竊笑。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsbufN8rdn
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這小鬼王給的第二個選項顯然就是要開打，搞不好還會因為與地府閻王之子作對而被大扣好感值。在這遊戲裡誰都能得罪，就是不能得罪NPC，哪個NPC都能得罪，就是不能惹地府NPC，卍字公會便是最佳證明，難怪他們毫不猶豫地選擇犧牲肉盾了。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz2uqQy5Q7
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其實選擇當寵物的話，說不定會有更多特別的有趣任務，否則那些老往活屍團跳的人怎會玩得如此盡興？不過既然說會常駐地府不回人間，就表示以後都無法碰面了吧，那傢伙會怎麼選？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h5mEK4QWQ
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不知為何，塞倫莫名有些在意，便朝肉盾望去，竟正面對上那副反光眼鏡，便兩頰一熱地撇開視線，這人該不是從剛才就在注視自己吧？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEGM2J2zN5
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然而，肉盾沒有對他做出任何表示，僅是靜靜凝視半晌後，就對小鬼王正色道：「很抱歉，小可愛，哥既然有了小倫，就要照顧他一輩子，不能丟下他一人在世上孤苦伶仃無依無靠，所以哥必須拒絕你。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYf36y7mPN
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塞倫頓時一愣，隨之浮出的片段記憶更令呼吸一滯。他迅速壓下情緒，正想叫肉盾別扯他下水時，宅宅系統音就飄下粉紅愛心雨——1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINTBtVRQQQ
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「叮！玩家肉盾阿弗羅為曖昧對象塞倫捨棄晉升修仙的機會，並許下終生守候誓言，兩人獲得曖昧等級在加倍祝福下由21級升至23級，歡迎玩家再接再厲一同邁向You jump I jump的閃閃團唷～♥」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU9lNhUIn8
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「什麼海誓山盟？我又沒答應！」又被坑的塞倫怒了，可惜正為系統獎勵傻笑的肉盾還沒來得及回應，溫和大叔系統音便又響起了——1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G8iOInFNs
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「叮！因被玩家肉盾阿弗羅拒絕，感到不悅的地府NPC《小鬼王》即將狂化，請玩家盡快做好準備。此關卡將影響各位與地府的關係，請務必小心應對。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFfdh2Gdxz
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果然會被扣好感值啊！1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaI8kq9kIE
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證實了先前的猜測，他們在一陣陰風大作中，見到小鬼王渾身散發著陰暗寒氣，服裝也換成一身漆黑長袍，整個人看起又更加陰森了，偏偏對方卻仍以超無辜超可愛的語氣說：「平常聽到這話，我一定會很感動的，可惜我最近心情不太好耶～你們不可以這麼閃啦～」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7jFynGksx
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眾默。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMVxUrkgHo
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這位Boss該不會其實是去死去死團團長吧？不過要去地府確實得先去死，按這邏輯來說，似乎也挺合理的？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiydUR93w1c
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塞倫無奈喚出風精靈和……和什麼？這Boss不能打啊！除了讓風精靈幫忙回血回魔外，他也沒其他寵物能幫上忙了，難道又得下藥？1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEKB7C7TOu
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喵喵仙貝舉起棒棒糖魔法杖，另一手又掏出Pocky魔法棒，顯然有些不知該用哪個武器，「之前那狗狗只是寵物，狂化就已經一百多級惹，這個是Boss耶，會變多少級啊？」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMGlhzBsYt
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此問一出，其他兩人瞥了眼小鬼王已變成《煩躁小鬼王》的鮮紅名稱，再齊齊望向正讀取資料的泰迪熊，就見他臉色極難看地吐出五個字——1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOC0a85c0U
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「兩百零五級。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb80Rp1xINB
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一時間，萬頭草泥馬於他們的內心奔騰而過，平均不到一百級的四人都斯巴達了。官方，你們可以再混帳一點！1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjq6s9CGiW
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於是，黑氣面癱度與小鬼王不堪上下的泰迪熊，默默啟動半魔化增強法力，又淡定上了各種團體狀態後，就將喵喵仙貝往自己拉近點，朝肉盾冷聲說：「脫帽子。」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9hi4UH7RS
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「嗚嗚嗚，哥果然是人帥多波折啊！」肉盾認命地脫掉雪帽，嘴裡仍不忘感慨一番。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa41gy7PMho
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塞倫沒好氣地將他往前一推，「誰讓你拒絕的？快去幫我們擋！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJPdEa0ZaY
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就某方面來說極具M屬性的肉盾，立馬精神抖擻地抽出愛的小手，亢奮大喊：「喔喔喔！只要是小倫的吩咐，哥一定『喝湯倒火，在所不吃』！」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZihfJgxwu
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「是赴湯蹈火在所不辭。」塞倫覺得頭很痛，拜託別在這時搞笑。可惜，囧成語源頭的某人很有求知精神。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnISycX8Ed
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「嗄？」喵喵仙貝張著無辜大眼吃驚道：「原來是『附湯的話，再說不疵』嗎？」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUT4l5sYxG
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「……」1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBdjyAB0B1
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其實泰勾真的很可愛der～（被滅＃1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UiOWReINl
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205級的Boss V.S 不到100級玩家四人隊，呵呵呵AWA（＃＃＃1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4qyD4TyFV
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這篇埋了個小倫的過往暗示，有誰要猜猜是花生省模式嗎？（＃1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsI2sYDeRF
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【下篇預告】《情定面癱戰》：面對全奧普斯最打不得的小鬼王Boss，他們該怎麼過關？再見英雄救美，艾倫關係大突破，泰貝卻有小三亂入？！字數約四、五千，大約禮拜二早上更新吧。1003Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyUFaXdbOK
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