->>>仙界認親各種雷。
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnfqtL9MB6
39. 仙界認親
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RCrWRa1eg
「你們動作真快～」小董滿意地接過材料，拖著的尾音越發軟糯黏膩，儘管那張慘白的小臉仍癱如死人，但別在瀏海處的小兔髮夾也令他看來更幼嫩了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFXn8eZAPU
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQa6JTQgTn
此時，好不容易收完材料的五人，正在小黑與小育於馬賽克的住宅處與小董會面。已見過小董的人，在經歷過這位小鬼王暴走的蠻橫霸凌後，早對這看似軟嫩好欺負實則善變又記仇的偽正太已然無感，除了初見面的唬爛。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMesYeSWGtQ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklDgNrMQyw
「吼吼！這小受真的比表哥面癱耶，嫩音卻不輸給咱們家貝兒……」驚見可愛正太，唬爛頓時比打了雞血還興奮，不斷在隊頻裡抒發感想。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnT3ypTawU
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUACjYgxaD4
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNhd9dBdP7
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGzj2RCFsY
一片囧然無語中，唯有泰迪熊為自己沒事被躺槍冒了青筋。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjJWP6ykTN
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanJBYUoN5T
不知自己正被意淫腦補了什麼，小董癱著臉歡快說：「那你們先去仙界的結界入口等我，我把藥水做好就過去吧～」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT97QyUkyux
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzzCfpFsJ3
「仙界入口在哪啊？」肉盾好奇問道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk8hpz88SP
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlePB9m5k4Q
「昆輪島呀～」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF9gtU8teO
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCajFc8jDf
才剛從昆輪島回來的一行人都遠目了，這是再下一次Ｑ洞副本的節奏嗎？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgHFXIv47A
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbcUkvYvcH
「對了～」小董指著在爆炸頭上呼呼大睡的小蝠，「可以把牠借我一陣子嗎？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUszSL6IQSn
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxlydcPoyi
「喔，沒問題啊！」肉盾大方地把小蝠拔下來遞過去，「你們要敘舊吧？小蝠牠想死你啦。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1UbND6cPA
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GJY1yH3Ns
「呵呵～我也想死他了喔～」小董面無表情地發出清脆笑聲，烏黑的空洞大眼卻似閃過一道光芒，令他們想起這位小鬼王虐待寵物的前科，不禁又沈默地捏了把冷汗。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA3CB15txa
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyJ24rcgVS
紛紛以送終眼神對小蝠表達安息好走之意後，他們認命地再次奔回Ｑ洞，成功地在一天內連續霸凌了兩次史萊姆。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNVNW5TAwu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D7iNlzgYM
NPC的速度就是快，對這些AI來說，所謂的藥水製作也不過是幾個數據而已。當他們凌虐完史萊姆小王、二度嚇暈吃貨史萊姆王、屠殺完滿島毒蟑蟲，沿著任務指示爬上昆輪島位於西北處的最高峰頂後，就見小董已立在一座兩尺高的石碑旁，碑上刻著龍飛鳳舞的硃紅草書，正是仙境的入口結界石。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenAeQ4ULVM
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS9yfRyJ5d
此峰面海，居高臨下又為雲霧繚繞，遠遠望去，竟如無邊無際的蒼茫雲海，滔滔浪聲擊在岸礁上，頗有滄海一聲笑之感，又有遠眺天地看破紅塵之修仙意境。不過，當他們將目光移回碑上的三字——「仙人眺」時，頓時又各有不同反應了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPOZ2L2gjn
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigixwECBv6
「仙人……挑？原來進仙境還要挑對象呀？」對書法領悟有限的肉盾，不得不看走眼想歪了，畢竟商業用語也不常用到「眺」字，實在怪不得他。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqOPguK44W
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe378E9zWRD
「是仙人桃啦！大概就是生桃太郎寶寶的那顆大桃子吧，不知道好不好疵。」喵喵仙貝自認正確地糾正道，說罷還吸著口水往包裡掏零食解饞。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF2xwxjJAD
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLF9LkWNPD
「桃你個頭啦！整天只會想到吃！」正腦補著什麼仙魔腐意境的唬爛，立刻就翻白眼開罵，「豬頭就算了，你個小白癡在台灣讀四年書還敢認錯？難怪國文分數老在及格邊緣！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvXuoMxUGC
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnIeaiNFlU
「哼哼哼……」喵喵仙貝嘟嘴怒咬豬肉乾。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjkF920JYD
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFgRwhIvL1
肉盾則一臉茫然地問：「不是桃嗎？」顯然他剛才真相信某小白癡的話了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGvSo1DJiu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlCgHLDkCg
「不是，是唸四聲眺，眺望的眺。」塞倫失笑地輕戳爆炸頭。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfGb6GCmRQ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cfjB7wjky
於是，吃貨小白癡與小強爆炸頭同時呆著一張臉，兩雙短腿往上一蹬，連聲問：「仙人跳？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX77MSVnqj
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjrptIC4SX
「噗——」唬爛頓時黑線地噴了，什麼仙人美受含淚眺望受劫魔君攻的淒美劇情全都破滅了，混蛋官方能不能好好取名啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GFzAXo5uP
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AHi62QJqy
「不是那個跳。」塞倫也熊熊覺得什麼意境都蕩然無存了，一個同音字差就意思大不同啊！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9AaICwoOR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJmxAiPmGz
「要開始囉～」小董一手揉捏著正熟睡小蝠，一手拋出一瓶白色藥水，讓泰迪熊喝下後，就雙手夾壓小蝠凝聚神力，剎時間，掌間金光乍現，一根金絲攀上小蝠的身體迅速纏繞。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mfYtdTKTG
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlmC9XFRRi
儘管這架勢看起來頗為玄幻，然而，他們望著這一幕，皆油然而生一股不祥的預感——不過是開個仙境入口，您老綁住小蝠要幹嘛啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDURTVVyowE
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXpN4wN9iV
不多時，光芒散去，小董便揪著那根金絲尾端以打圈方式甩起小蝠，朝石碑以甩蔥歌的節奏念唱：「隱藏著仙境入口的石碑啊～請在我面前顯示真正的大門，與你締結契約的小董現在命令你，芝麻開門～」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpHgo6Bne8
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJUJsEtrTX
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdytCXSmz41
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzttDAUpQG
這實在是囧到不忍卒賭了！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT4Jf3v1cE
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgtV6VCivX
小強觸角顫抖地擺出QQ字母，五人也不禁默默撇開視線。到底這怪儀式結合多少梗了？這樣虐待動物可以嗎？難怪地府寵物一個個都要逃家。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgnJs76zd8
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfjM29VJMI
一首甩蔥歌咒語唸完，耀眼的金光遂自石碑綻放。只見碑身微晃地從中裂出一條縫隙，隨著幅度加遽，裂縫越漸擴大成洞，洞內是透著光芒的氤氳白霧，令人看不清內部景致，估計就是仙境的傳送口了。當洞口長至一個成人大小時，石碑總算停止震動，一聲歐吉桑的喘息亦隨同一顆粉色小愛心響起——496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt9vihlUX6
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRFx6lMfqH
「啊……康馬北鼻（Come on, baby）～♥」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MtsTHtfFx
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNi6URkOYL
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYJz19ciDJ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlctGWiUzFG
現在放棄任務還來得及嗎？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtmNjrISzy
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz5Diu4RQp
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg9i9eSLwo
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2QxHVVrRg
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOizFiSAPUR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9ftSYuZDh
「記住，你們只是以臨時觀光客的身份來仙境，所以只能在這個地圖活動，一小時後就會被自動傳回馬賽克。栩仙的住處已在地圖上標示，請盡快完成任務唷～」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDPbAg5WqY
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83cR5riKsp
小董甩著小蝠對他們說完，結界傳送口就隨即關閉，他們的狀態列上也多出一個圖示——『仙境觀光證：剩60分鐘』看來這還是個限時任務啊。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2hSpiL08k
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSJv2kWhde
此時，他們正立於一片花海，周圍全是從沒見過的奇花異種，朵朵開得茂盛鮮豔，香味卻清雅不濃濁，聞來很是身心舒爽，令人不禁想起花仙邱香夫人的還我漂漂山莊。斑斕彩蝶於花間飛舞，遠方枝頭有靈鳥鳴聆，潺潺水聲隱隱傳來，似是遮蔽藍天豔陽的雲霧於空中瀰漫，為這花園添增如夢境的虛幻感。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSFHl3vxCq
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z4SXZb8V4
隨著地圖指標朝目的地行走，他們的耳邊似有嬌笑聲不時輕響，喵喵仙貝好奇地循聲湊近一看，發現那些彩蝶竟是穿著彩衣的小小人，頓時驚呼：「哇啊！是小精靈嗎？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c0yuGdmvc
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdSg48UwNs
也在尋找笑聲來源的肉盾聞言，便將視線轉向於花叢。當《宅宅眼鏡+2》準確捕捉到彩蝶的外貌時，他就立馬激動了，「喔喔！仙界也好多小美人啊啊啊！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyC5zq7rCQ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLfIorGPTV
「豬！遊戲哪個角色沒有美化，這裡還是仙境，當然一堆美人啊！」唬爛沒好氣地吐槽道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUnaNsDc4v
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViPM443fPO
「應該是蝶仙吧？」塞倫瞥了眼發花癡的豬頭後，也忍不住好奇地伸指輕觸彩蝶小人，誰知對方就這麼順勢在他指尖落足，含笑欠身做了個揖後又輕盈飛起，系統也隨即落下。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEng1vhfNvp
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU45Wy9BGU
「叮！恭喜玩家塞倫因與蝶仙NPC親切打招呼，獲得蝶仙好感度+1與見面禮《仙花蜜》一滴，歡迎再接再厲成為仙境的好碰友喔。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ijhzl1Vlb
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYX7R4LoKM
「花蜜耶，好疵嗎？」小吃貨巴眨著眼睛閃亮亮，泰迪熊立刻塞了塊芒果麻薯過去。塞倫失笑地查看仙花蜜的資料，竟是可用作料理與煉藥的珍貴材料，便連忙分享給大家看。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIstzEgUGQ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG6jCsS3q7
「嗚喔喔！太好了，以後泰和小倫都用得到！」肉盾說著，就湊近一顆燦笑的爆炸頭，打算也來跟蝶仙打招呼勾搭勾搭，誰知結果卻是……496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy4NuZ7kHn
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1suqQKbML
「叮！恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅因造型受到蝶仙NPC們的恥笑，令他們工作一天的疲勞瞬間消除，獲得蝶仙族好感度+5與回禮《仙花蜜》二十滴，歡迎玩家再接再厲被全仙境NPC恥笑以提升歡樂的工作氣氛唷～」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstlI60jgmi
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03OxBj5QWa
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo9yMu5fW3
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW0Z7KsbHl
「噗哈哈哈哈！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDOZbyyCar
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy60Byphy8K
這下換隊友們恥笑肉盾了，真不愧是最受NPC歡迎的奇囧頭型啊！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0EeFzeHWL
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mXHvxr6hH
可惜時間有限，他們只得以任務為重，暫先將賞景勾搭之事放在一邊。幸好地圖依任務給予的路徑十分安全，讓他們沒費太多功夫就找到位在花海邊境小鎮的一座樓宇。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pJpGFosHi
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHLiSEBJU4
「兒子，娘想死你了！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFziXDpsR9r
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDri5XXjwqo
甫接近樓宇，一道纖瘦的粉色人影就從門內奔出，直撲泰迪熊懷抱嚶嚶啜泣，喵喵仙貝頓時不悅地沈下小臉，其他人卻是愣地抽了臉皮。這栩仙的嗓音輕柔細嫩，的確頗有溫柔慈愛之感，但……但怎麼會是男音？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxIvzee8kb
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3ONLrMQiH
見栩仙仍抱著自己蹭不停，身旁小貓妖也越漸炸毛，泰迪熊只好灰著臉將這個NPC母親稍推開點距離，栩仙的樣貌這才躍入眾人眼前——身穿水藍書生長袍的體態纖弱可折、以布巾豎起的粉紅長髮飄柔飛揚、淚眼汪汪的粉瞳天真無邪、雪膚花貌櫻桃小嘴甜美嬌嫩——於是，所有人又頓覺一記天雷轟頂，儘管原因各有不同。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OvFvZcky5
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnQH8uKrwI
也由於感受實在太過震撼，以致於他們一時間忘了可以轉換語音頻道，竟紛紛打起字來。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpnRXkYnzn
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoAeNNwPAR
『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：這不是啾啾嗎？！O口O！！！』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhp4JCR4S3
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeSEINevD2
喵喵仙貝的臉徹底呈囧字了，沒想到哥哥在遊戲裡的NPC母親竟是由同為藝人的好友代言，還是女扮男裝性轉版！這讓他以後回台灣怎麼面對人家啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPI6TjOaVz
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIe8KPTLjb
『【隊伍】系統：叮！恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝等人破解第十六位《明星NPC之謎》——啾啾，獲得八卦指數+80、經驗值3000，歡迎再接再厲，挖掘更多明星代言的NPC身份。』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmfeJG7Q9o
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWycxpHvMtV
系統又亂入了，不過此時已沒人在乎。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUDQSkhfhw
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT4Xpkq7Jb
『【隊伍】塞倫：這遊戲還真支援男男生子？』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIfRtl6HNr
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWKNAhenUJ
想起自己被矮人族婆媽們包圍問何時生小爆炸頭的經歷，塞倫真心黑線了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTkXNv91KN
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhtBzMwsnA
『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行：喔呵呵呵！捕捉柔弱聖母嬌嬌平胸受一隻！配這隻的小攻是誰是誰是誰？表哥快問出來！不然我就腦補你了！男男生子喔喔喔！系統啥時開放給玩家啊？老娘等不及了！AWA』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGQjV1rZdT
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRIifTjU8x
唬爛顯然是樂瘋了，連傲嬌醋桶兄弟檔的黑臉殺氣都不足為懼。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ841n1XWS9u
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJt4rbwamN
『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：喔喔！沒想到泰的母親也是個超級小美人啊！還是小貝兒的朋友！哥記得啾啾啊，像小紅花兒般的純情嬌美可人兒，難怪可以生出泰這個大美人！』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87IduNARUW
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ9LkZxAR9
肉盾照慣例傻笑花癡一通，也沒顧得那前言後語的亂七八糟含意。果不其然，他立刻被唬爛瞪了一眼、被泰迪熊揍了頭殼、被喵喵仙貝踢了一腳，卻不知自己說錯啥，便茫然地看向小倫老婆，結果只得到「笨蛋」二字，就暗自哭哭了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WKd8RDZ2U
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPfRwdYAXP
『【隊伍】塞倫：你們……有聽到他的自稱嗎？』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWRXXW5hDT
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq5dd0k7fW
一語戳破盲點啊！一排驚嘆號迅速跳上隊伍頻道表驚恐。有男男生子機制就算了，一個男人自稱「娘」什麼的，連唬爛都微抽了嘴角，更別說其他人了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaUugIMQFu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRQgr5ItOA
『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：不過，泰從小缺母愛，系統就給他母愛，真是太貼心了！』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsx7tqGU8Z
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMX26QAqRt
於是，某爆炸頭又被怒敲上一棍祭司法杖了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosMKSz3SUF
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0rwu8Db4k
栩仙對他們各種內心爆炸渾然不覺，依舊甜笑地在泰迪熊身上東摸西捏，「泰泰跟你爹長得挺像啊，不過你爹活潑愛笑多了。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXYqpadGS7
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqMhtbo7HU
長得像卻很活潑愛笑？他們又不禁茫了，泰冰山活潑亂跳嘻嘻燦笑的畫面實在好難想像啊！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPrVeIOHdF
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqI8F8gbGv
「不過，你身上怎麼多了股跟你爹相似卻又不同的味道呢？」栩仙再次貼在泰迪熊身上又聞又蹭。這頗有吃豆腐之嫌的一幕，落進連醋都愛吃的傲嬌小吃貨眼裡，就忍不住要來吐槽了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFiHOH0Fu2
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLzjM7OZJR
『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝：是狗狗嗎？＼皿／＃』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01dohoZaiu
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CfjRHGGn3
「噗哧！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dqiRn8e0O
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReTmTc7H5K
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfwm5GRaI2
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtslf3pzg3p
小傲嬌醋酸味滿天飛，非當事人的三位只好撇頭忍笑。這時，摸完兒子的栩仙也總算注意到旁邊的人，「啊，這是我媳婦嗎？好可愛啊，啥時生寶寶呀？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vHnCDoqMH
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbGyxZ3xYi
「咦咦？！啾……不、不是……窩、窩、窩……」突然被抱過去左右揉捏，喵喵仙貝頓時也羞恥地結巴了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR8PsDeG4H
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQLq4jBtcm
「咱們都是人妻了，別客氣啊，生寶寶的事有疑惑的話，可以來問阿娘喔。」栩仙頂著熟人的臉甜笑道。這話中又是人妻又是生寶寶，字字表達著喵喵仙貝是泰迪熊的妻子，而有啾啾臉的栩仙與他就是婆媳關係，於是，恥度低的小貓妖便驚羞得變成小奶貓躲回哥哥懷裡了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhSNhCn3I1
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL1fMgBcKe
由於這台詞實在太有既視感，塞倫忍不住在隊頻裡吐槽了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR7BdKT8pE
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCPOIKd2rk
『【隊伍】塞倫：這遊戲的NPC真的很愛催生。』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1UIiBryLd
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjOdknTtXH
『【隊伍】偏向唬爛行：AWA』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU80MHt87I
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVL2gn5xOU
見唬爛一直這腐肉橫生的表情，塞倫終於看不下去地丟了私密語音給唬爛，無奈念叨：「你節制點，別連自己的親戚都亂配對腦補！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KTqJaMfpw
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8slqF4I1V
「……」唬爛既納悶又覺無辜，人家哪有亂配對啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOAZrACYjb
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDrnMUUL72
正好肉盾也在隊頻狂笑。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8vlpCqaOq
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fz62tdZp6
『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：小貝兒的反應也太好笑了，要不是知道你們倆是兄弟，哥也真會以為是情侶啦，難怪系統都認錯！』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxUwHcFZeY
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmejCyKNbC
「……」唬爛這下徹底錯愕了，她愣地看向兩兄弟，卻見喵喵仙貝瞄了眼泰迪熊後就對她聳了聳小貓肩，表示自己也無可奈何。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLqkYPmFWF
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCLT2jQ5UT
我草！這是什麼情況？原來他們還沒跟豬頭出櫃嗎？唬爛不禁捏了把冷汗，緊張地觀察泰迪熊淡然的臉色，努力回想自己有沒有不小心說溜嘴過。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D0MeGBywJ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRasDdsuFAn
就在這各懷心思的詭譎氣氛中，栩仙開始說起一段老爸老媽羅曼史，也終於解釋了仙魔混血孤子被遺留人界的真相——496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNjWH5uqQf
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO1Y0u2SP9
由於魔族爹爹在人界感覺到祖父的氣息，決定親去調查，結果爹爹這一查就查回魔界，從此下落不明。等不到夫君歸來的栩仙，也終被召回了仙界，然而，仍未茁壯的幼子半仙半魔，不容於二界，他便只好請託月聆城城主代為照顧。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWpZpVq7E6
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSezU6iOME
最後，栩仙掏出一塊精美的黑玉交給泰迪熊，「這塊《蛇紋玉》是你爹爹要等你長大後送你的，舉凡他們魔神家族的子嗣，都有一塊由父親的魔力與血作成的玉。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8efd4UF02c
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fU8K0U0CB
至此，泰迪熊的身世任務也更新了——『替父親尋找祖父的蹤跡。』同時還獲得《外籍子女探親證》——『隱去魔氣後，即可於馬賽克傳送陣選擇《仙界省親》，歡迎玩家隨時攜友回家探親唷。』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExeaj1TDOU
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiLlY641Kn
他們好奇地湊過來看了眼，竟見探親證上居然還標示幾位數的編號，也不知有多少仙族混血的玩家是仙界淪落在外的外籍子女……欸喂！都把孩子丟在外面給別人養什麼的，這群仙人NPC能不能有點當父母的自覺啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHg3KbmdQy
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGKCN4llbv
一片默默吐槽中，唬爛瞧見蛇紋玉上的紋路真是一條巨蛇，便問：「你老公是蛇嗎？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQgsLhlwMR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA7rysrk2K
「他們家族是以蛇為徽章。」栩仙拭淚回道，似乎還沈浸在過往感傷。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyb6MqdxYX
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuYJMnitEh
「還真是白蛇傳翻版了。」唬爛一臉感興趣貌。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAZzjwtvfK
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdUNOIn8P8
「那法海會是誰？」塞倫失笑問道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK2GjyS2oM
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykaHTGloVD
誰知栩仙還真的燦笑應答了，「你是說發哥嗎？他人超好的，說為了隨時幫我修水塔，就跟我租了頂樓加蓋住喔。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCsaVqeNDY
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmZMqjYxAZ
發哥？他們抬頭往樓頂望去，竟真見上海灘發哥立在頂樓的帥氣背影與黑大衣隨風飄，一旁的水塔上還貼了個蝙蝠俠標誌，頓時紛紛無語了，這到底是在Cosplay哪一個啊？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPiE3kg2Px
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM3b27UGeB
於是，喵喵仙貝好奇地舉起小肉球，「喵啊，那有青蛇嗎喵？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg3vcePIRv
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41WzfCpKzq
「小擎嗎？他也很好呢，知道我廚藝不精，還特定跟我租了二樓住，說方便天天幫我煮飯喔。」 栩仙才笑著說完，一個持醋瓶的俊青年就從樓上窗台探出頭，對泰迪熊投以滿滿敵意的怒視。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwU7H6L2M1
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmaiHE6IQB
他們默默回望栩仙一臉好天然好單純的笑容，便忍不住一同在隊頻裡吐槽了，內容大多是同一個意思——「這栩仙跟原版的一樣呆啊！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJLMdCDrUk
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFSf8VTAiP
「泰泰和喵喵媳婦兒要常回來見娘啊。」栩仙依依不捨地對他們說道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWSoVvDtpE
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdt0GYv3Vo
「咳！放心。」不知又秒速腦補到什麼狗血三四角情節，唬爛立刻腐笑吟吟地說：「我會經常替你抓他們回家探親的，呵呵呵！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfFNp0QpBk
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH8Et1R3IT
「……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7Nk7RSsW4
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlshJl0puS
「叮！恭喜玩家偏向唬爛行等人察覺NPC《栩仙》未來的奸情走向，獲得八卦指數+200、經驗值8500，歡迎玩家們再接再厲勇破《奧普斯》仙界NPC狗血多角八卦史唷～♥」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BQKzBuk9y
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhcIzR7bUE
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWPHA9utQX
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy42a0fDcYA
後記：
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgMoUF3yti
感謝啾啾串場唷～>3<496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlywVMgBZFb
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa5KQsfQUS
所有前置都搞定啦，接下來劇情都會一路朝遊戲主任務和眾所期待的艾倫現實戀奔去囉！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEKpVWSI39
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriEB79exgA
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TjsEhuKTf
【下篇預告】《出乎預料》艾、倫即將碰面？小倫過往的陰影。字數約五千多字，大概禮拜三早上發。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9DTUrDlYm
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS8Aq3SkgR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadLC6M0OmZ
★【凌家動物園系列】
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 （作品名：小兔不吃回頭草）496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYpnxCl7rf
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 （作品名：恃寵而傲嬌）496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV5hsl3mwL
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 （作品名：爆炸頭不要來）496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHyvGXPCN7
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JFIXA9OWB
歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz3vk5SiUI
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ma0HhdF41
噗浪：http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6m5sEitLE
FB粉絲頁：https://www.facebook.com/meowbarksky496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3vDfvTc33
by 喵芭渴死姬 / 04.10.2016
ns3.236.207.90da2
and then Add to home screen.