->>>開個小差來跑跑矮人的身世任務,豈知美人好羞羞?
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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37-1. Q洞激情
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肉盾的身世任務,說難也不算難,就是婆婆媽媽了點。這婆婆媽媽的意思,完全就是字面上的含意——要不斷跟各種造型的矮人阿婆、大媽周旋。575Please respect copyright.PENANABCGtPYkDmb
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「啊,想當年,你爹的頭可是咱們矮人族最迷人的景致呢,那回眸就蕩漾的Q毛,至今仍深深印在我心……」575Please respect copyright.PENANA79ZIV2XB5U
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每位姨、婆字輩的女性矮人,一見肉盾皆露出少女情懷般的羞紅,癡迷訴說她們當年對他那位矮人老爸有多春心芳動,那爆炸頭的英姿多麼迷倒眾生……罷了,又個個嗲聲摸著他的頭,飄出一串粉色愛心,「如今青出於藍更勝於藍啊,瞧你這孩子長得比你爹還俊唷,宅宅眼鏡也戴得這般相配,啊,還長了連蝙蝠都愛的閃亮觸角,真是太優秀了~♥」575Please respect copyright.PENANAtwrZZGNd33
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每一次塞倫陪他做任務時,都會因此憋笑到胃抽筋,比起總是惆悵說著紛亂史的沈重精靈任務,他更樂於來聽矮人族的婆婆媽媽話。為此,肉盾也歡喜地帶著老婆駕著驢車,跑遍整座卡斯莫山脈拜訪族人,儘管每次來都有被性騷擾之嫌。575Please respect copyright.PENANAqFuNaFGyW3
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不過,被囧到的對象也不總是同一個人,畢竟走訪家族親戚,難免會遇到些老掉牙的問題,即使在遊戲裡也不例外。575Please respect copyright.PENANAlsUPbQKBXP
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「噯,有對象啦?居然是精靈族啊。」矮人大媽一號頂著一頭髮捲,拿出放大鏡打量塞倫。575Please respect copyright.PENANAWD16F5e3y2
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「精靈?」矮人阿婆二號瞪大如小黑豆的眼,顫著滿臉皺紋說:「族花不好嗎?我看那小妮子跟你相襯多了。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ygblilbm
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塞倫憋笑點頭,「麻花捲跟爆炸頭確實很相襯。」575Please respect copyright.PENANASAWiq7CSa5
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「……」被老婆嫌棄的肉盾哭哭了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAkQIHQkXgqX
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「唉呀!」戴著螺旋狀眼鏡的矮人大媽三號忽然怪叫一聲,「肉盾這孩子要是跟別族混種了,那爆炸系和眼鏡系不就後繼無人了?」575Please respect copyright.PENANAoVVp08zvQD
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呃,不是應該先擔心兩個男人怎麼有後繼嗎?兩位主角一起囧了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAzRud2SUwHX
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這時,觸電頭熊貓眼的矮人堂哥,就笑著出來打圓場,「不用擔心啦,基因遺傳是看機率的,說不定堂弟跟精靈交配後,也能幸運生個小爆炸頭和小眼鏡啊。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAnJFO4GUu8N
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「……」塞倫徹底驚悚了,難道這遊戲真有同性生育的設定?575Please respect copyright.PENANAVwMW9mBa7z
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要跟小倫老婆這個那個耶~肉盾倒是癡笑得流鼻血,滿腦子全是綺旎畫面。575Please respect copyright.PENANAiwSEm1czVr
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矮人阿婆四號立馬敲著柺杖,滿滿八卦氣場地興奮說:「對啊!我前陣子聽說三十四號山峰有個牛人跟水妖交配後,生了三隻水牛、兩隻水鬼、四隻人妖後,終於拼出一隻牛人呢!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAbkSWoIkYlf
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「嗄?怎會有水鬼?」矮人大媽一號驚訝問道。575Please respect copyright.PENANA50rBNmwevQ
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「因為那水妖是水鬼跟妖精生的。」 矮人阿婆四號回答。575Please respect copyright.PENANANEbP023y51
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「喔!」婆媽們了然了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAEiHNe2dJKZ
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基因是這樣配的嗎?兩人再次腦袋打結了。575Please respect copyright.PENANATiNrFio6e8
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最後,嫁給熊貓妖族的Q毛頭矮人堂哥媽,握住塞倫的手語重心長道:「既然你要嫁給肉盾,咱們也不阻止你們相愛,只望你多生幾個小爆炸頭小眼鏡,咱們也就對得起老祖了。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAIYymiBRnVL
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「怎麼可能生……」塞倫黑線低語著,忽然想更重要的事,「不對!我從沒答應過要嫁好嗎?」575Please respect copyright.PENANAhRH9E5jMyb
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「呵呵,小倫老婆嫁給哥~」肉盾又陷入幻想癡笑了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAQtTIRecZtA
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如此折騰了好久,才總算在這連串哭笑不得的談話後打聽到線索。於是,他們約好了泰迪熊等人,一同來到艾爾文草原西南邊境的一處岩洞前。575Please respect copyright.PENANAAIrM2CVkGz
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此洞入口只有一尺高,延綿向下通行的石梯窄道也僅有一人的寬度,從外觀看來相當普通,尤其它又正好被一大片紅黃相交的蒲公英花田擋住,因而極不容易被發現,若非入口處旁還插了塊搖搖欲墜的木板,還真難相信這裡有什麼副本。575Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ5D79TeJI
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「Q洞。」肉盾唸出立牌上斑駁的字跡,納悶地摸起下巴,「這名字似乎有什麼意思?」575Please respect copyright.PENANASNfWLWWmjT
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窩在哥哥胸前的貝貝小奶貓,用兩肉球掏出一隻滷得香嫩油亮的雞爪凍,流著口水喵聲喵語地說:「果凍QQ好疵喵~」575Please respect copyright.PENANAKC5WO2GJq5
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呃,雞爪凍跟果凍不是同一款吧?大家心裡正這麼吐槽,系統就響起了——「叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝真相了地下秘密副本《Q洞》的命名由來,獲得戳破盲腸度+60,歡迎再接再厲……」575Please respect copyright.PENANA3yzYvPfpHN
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好吧,果真不能小看跟系統同一思路的吃貨啊!575Please respect copyright.PENANAqg5G5N1XKZ
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囧囧氛圍中,塞倫率先打破了沈默,「按照座標,應該就是這裡了。小琥有聽說過嗎?」575Please respect copyright.PENANAYOqKdecbtb
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身為情報員,不但能隨意選擇復活點,還有十分方便的系統內建搜尋器,不需登出遊戲使用電腦上網,就能直接搜尋網路上關於《奧普斯》的資訊,包括玩家們在各大論壇分享的訊息。情報員等級越高,搜尋範圍就越廣,關鍵字篩選功能也越優化,簡直比孤狗大嬸還好用。575Please respect copyright.PENANAkhj21VY2y8
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「我查一下。」唬爛調出情報員搜尋器,打上Q洞二字,不一會就跳出兩則紀錄,「有人說曾好奇進去過一次,裡面只有一群九十八級的史萊姆,他嫌打史萊姆很麻煩,就沒繼續探索了。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAxTEQX17J5p
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「史萊姆?」肉盾的臉都灰了,當初他就曾被史萊姆吃掉,後來還被迫SM史萊姆遭到全服玩家恥笑,往事不堪回首啊。575Please respect copyright.PENANALcKGq2xBmN
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「另一個人說他們公會閒著沒事幹,就跑來碾平這些史萊姆,發現洞裡有許多房間,每個房間都有一隻一百零五級的史萊姆小王,打死小王就會掉下一個房間的鑰匙,不過他們打到最後一隻小王,只拿到一個奧客幣寶箱,沒有掉最後一個大房間的鑰匙。他們很閒地重刷了幾天,都是同樣的結果,估計是要有什麼任務才能觸發小王掉Boss房鑰匙。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAPXd80K1cgp
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這公會到底是有多閒啊?575Please respect copyright.PENANAvwhwu97DcY
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喵喵仙貝的咀嚼聲中,大家靜默了半晌,才見肉盾苦著臉舉手,「如果我又被吞了怎麼辦?跟兔吉拉一樣下嘔吐藥嗎?」575Please respect copyright.PENANAx4zOpDqTaz
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「讓小琥幫你剖開史萊姆就好啦。」塞倫失笑地戳了下爆炸頭。575Please respect copyright.PENANAOldescauxB
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此時已是傍晚,整片天空與花田都是夕陽灑下的暈紅,肉盾抬頭望向塞倫,見那張含笑的漂亮臉蛋被照得紅撲撲好不可愛,頓時就被迷得癡癡傻笑,正好悠悠醒來的小蝠也對小強觸角蹭了蹭,相當應景地飄出一串粉色愛心,為這氛圍增添了些浪漫又喜感的氣息。575Please respect copyright.PENANAHhX0D0FYOQ
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「咪嗚……」不知怎地,喵喵仙貝偷偷對他們按下截圖鍵後,似啜泣地發出一聲嗚噎,又吸著鼻子掏出炸雞塊狂啃。泰迪熊則不動聲色地瞥去一冷眼,默默輕撫胸前的小奶貓。575Please respect copyright.PENANAonGQMCgdx8
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混蛋啊!為啥這一幕怎麼看怎麼萌啊?唬爛無奈地撇下嘴角,看了眼頻道裡亂跳的各種訊息,就突發奇想地說:「對了,雖然覺得機會不大,我還是得問一問,你們想加公會嗎?」575Please respect copyright.PENANArpUHLkVLCH
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泰迪熊微皺了下眉,果然是不願意,喵喵仙貝卻是突然「噗喵嘿嘿」笑得一顫一顫,一顆小喵頭還左搖右晃,讓人搞不清楚他到底意下如何,但這吃貨貓就是個兄控,估計也隨哥哥的意。575Please respect copyright.PENANAyegA1gcU1D
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「老婆想要嗎?」而肉盾就是個妻奴,於是,在塞倫一個想都不想的搖頭後,大局已定。575Please respect copyright.PENANAlVUSMpCmAw
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「好,這樣我也能給會裡的妹紙們一個交代了!」唬爛一臉果然如此地點頭笑道,眼裡的光芒莫名有股森森腐意,讓肉盾不禁打了個顫,私下傳了個問題給塞倫。575Please respect copyright.PENANAZOvBvib7sB
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『【情侶】肉盾阿弗羅:怎麼回事?』575Please respect copyright.PENANAhMFyze6cbv
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『【情侶】塞倫:小琥的公會全是腐女。』575Please respect copyright.PENANAIar5g9IVd9
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果然是絕不能加入的恐怖組織啊,難怪小倫老婆和泰會直接拒絕。575Please respect copyright.PENANAF0nggsLPAg
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肉盾深切領悟了一個道理——老婆與好哥兒的決定都是真理!575Please respect copyright.PENANARiKc7tll21
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準備就緒後,一行人走下洞穴地道,朝第一個房間邁進。他們推開第一扇未上鎖的石門,發現門內果真如唬爛查到的資訊——一整房各色史萊姆圍著一隻迷你黃金史萊姆歡樂蹦跳不停,簡直像在開果凍派對。575Please respect copyright.PENANAlC2A5Yl6dK
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一般來說,史萊姆都是被動怪,但這是副本,還是特殊任務的副本,因此,Q洞裡的高等史萊姆們自然也就異・常・熱・情・了。575Please respect copyright.PENANACptZ5NrYZN
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「咕嘰?」575Please respect copyright.PENANAQyjQR0psbV
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「咕嘰!」575Please respect copyright.PENANA4I3pyigc49
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「咕~嘰~」575Please respect copyright.PENANAF3je96f37X
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不同語調起伏的咕嘰聲此起彼落,讓他們在齊齊刷來的激情目光中汗了,唯有肉盾一人感到這畫面是如此熟悉,啊,那初降生奧普斯的青澀時光呀,真是一點都不想懷念喔!575Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ5M6hfjsU
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史萊姆之所以麻煩,便是牠們見東西就吞的吃貨屬性,不論對手體型大小,牠們的嘴都能拉到足以容納的尺寸,以圓滾滾的Q彈身體躍至高空將人一口吞滅。因此,玩家只要一個沒注意,就會被史萊姆吃下肚。遇到這種情況時,若有同伴幫忙剖開史萊姆救人倒還好,若是單打獨鬥的,請三十秒後乖乖回復活點吧。575Please respect copyright.PENANAFLvC9nT0uR
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當然,以上說的是指一般的史萊姆。Q洞的史萊姆除了也是吃貨屬外,還有個屬性——575Please respect copyright.PENANAKzlhDPSxbL
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「不得魔法攻擊,否則……」575Please respect copyright.PENANAMqRMkFTW8k
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「BBQ敲好疵的喵!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAIZatXj71rO
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泰迪熊話沒說完,一顆火球就從胸口的小肉球丟去。於是,他們就眼睜睜看著一隻史萊姆把嘴一張吞下火球後,滿足地打了個飽嗝,Q彈圓身隨即膨脹了一倍,還歡快地巴眨著小黑眼珠朝他們跳來,「咕~嘰~咕~嘰~」575Please respect copyright.PENANA4kR76461BW
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泰迪熊無語低頭,對一臉無辜的小奶貓哭笑不得,同時朝肉盾的屁股踢去一腳表示開工。塞倫則默默把魔法系靈寵全收回來,快速翻找物理系靈寵。575Please respect copyright.PENANAYKZ2gt0Y9u
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「小貝兒啊!」肉盾的哀嚎未完,就收到屁屁上的命令,只好含淚揮舞愛的小手,自動滾進史萊姆群裡啪啪啪,開始他久違的SM正太NP秀。575Please respect copyright.PENANAcgfOZ6gz67
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「嗯啊~♥」575Please respect copyright.PENANAI8izgc2u8u
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「嗯~啊~♥」575Please respect copyright.PENANAx1Cq7Jt9la
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「嗯——啊~♥」575Please respect copyright.PENANAuZPZfVTuKV
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飄滿粉色愛心的嬌嫩可愛正太聲中,肉盾是滾了又滾、啪了又啪,在這種沒有流血只有吞食的戰鬥裡,什麼減傷、加防都失去了意義,唯有加速閃躲拍打才是正道。唯有唬爛眼發精光、嘴含腐笑地揮劍自如,天曉得她又開啟了什麼腦補模式,竟這般熱血激昂如打雞血,加上她是高傷物理系劍士,在這場暴食史萊姆生死戰來說,可說是絕佳清怪利器。575Please respect copyright.PENANAd4S9cTqZfo
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不過無法用魔法攻擊,就等同少了兩個法系戰力,令這場暴走混戰不如以前輕鬆。好在肉盾的《囧氣四射》、唬爛的暈擊劍氣和泰迪熊的《驚心動魄》能交替控制場面,塞倫的麻醉藥粉也有一定作用,雖然對這群吃貨的效果有所減半。575Please respect copyright.PENANA5QRcaAH9Dq
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不過,最奇怪的是——575Please respect copyright.PENANAdTwgLmICJ1
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「怎麼沒有催眠啊?」唬爛快速剖開吞了肉盾的史萊姆,抽空回頭問道。575Please respect copyright.PENANALCjZY6J2SJ
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「沒心情喵。」喵喵仙貝舔了舔沾滿烤肉醬的兩肉球後,就雙腿一蹬,跳出泰迪熊的衣襟,張開貓妖族銳利發光的爪子,「喵嗚喵嗚」地朝史萊姆又撕又抓,像在發洩什麼般胡亂吼叫。好在貓科種族本就優勢在敏捷,加上爪子的撕裂傷對史萊姆的果凍體有加傷害效果,因而殺起怪來也頗有佳績。575Please respect copyright.PENANAc3SkvBfJju
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沒心情?唬爛納悶地看了眼跳上跳下的小貓,卻沒時間細想,只得繼續砍殺史萊姆,邊對還瞪著靈寵面板的塞倫笑說:「倫哥在幹嘛?快放那隻出來啊!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAXtDSvccGJt
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塞倫尷尬地瞪了眼唬爛的滿臉戲謔,心裡是掙扎的很。召喚師的物理系靈寵本就不易找,他從開服玩到現在,也就只收了兩隻物理系靈寵,偏偏剛好都屬稀有型,一隻只能在水裡使用的海芽箍已經夠丟臉了,另一隻更是讓他囧到從來都不敢使用。但是,眼看連喵喵仙貝都以貓形打怪了,身為祭司的泰迪熊也操起法杖幫忙海扁,就是小蝠也拍著翅膀東撞西擊,自己卻什麼都不做,也太說不過去了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAE84v14Uc1s
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他為難地看著手中的水晶球,實驗性地往史萊姆頭頂砸一下。575Please respect copyright.PENANA8eAR4w74v2
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『系統訊息:您對Q洞史萊姆造成1傷害值,請再多出點力唷親~♥』575Please respect copyright.PENANAveiq5Y2WJ4
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可恨的精靈體質啊!塞倫想掩面了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAz9Uo0sq4lh
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唬爛瞥到塞倫的動作,忍不住放聲大笑,「哈!倫哥你就認命吧,放那隻出來啦!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAYQQulDdZt0
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「小……小倫……老婆怎麼……啦?」肉盾氣喘吁吁地滾地也不忘關問。575Please respect copyright.PENANAvw9CCqSypm
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「他不好意思放那隻靈寵啦!」唬爛直接戳破塞倫的心聲。575Please respect copyright.PENANAm9qkCJf2I2
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泰迪熊一杖打爆害喵喵仙貝跌倒的史萊姆,朝塞倫怒聲冷道:「有什麼就放!」575Please respect copyright.PENANARrV3uzq6oU
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被泰迪熊這麼一瞪,塞倫頓時就來氣,索性往那隻靈寵用力一拍,哼!放就放,你們別後悔!575Please respect copyright.PENANAg7eSLts4gT
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於是,召喚水晶球的綠光一閃,一株戴著墨鏡、身穿綠皮背心、手持機關槍的《豌豆射手》,就口操低沈大叔音地憑空現身,「I am back。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAalyWUpO5RE
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欸?這台詞怎麼很熟悉?575Please respect copyright.PENANAdgrHTkKTOS
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不知情的三人愣了愣,還未反應過來,就見豌豆射手以兩隻健壯手臂持槍對史萊姆發射,每發出一次豌豆子彈,就粗聲大喊:「射啦!射啦!射啦!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAD6fG09lKlY
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「……」肉盾一個沒踩穩又被史萊姆吞了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAMwCz4PSqIp
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「……」喵喵仙貝正要躍起的腳一滑,整個小喵身就往前滾了一圈,滿臉呆滯。575Please respect copyright.PENANAjAwck843vK
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「……」泰迪熊揮杖的手頓了下,嘴角明顯抽了又抽,才趕緊把寶貝弟弟抱起來拍拍。575Please respect copyright.PENANAmDhiTCBMAn
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「哈哈哈!這還不是最精彩的勒!」唬爛笑得花枝亂顫,連切怪救肉盾的劍都差點沒對準。575Please respect copyright.PENANAkJUcq6ApSg
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根據這遊戲的有病設定,他們已不願想像這隻靈寵還有什麼驚人之舉,只得加快速度瘋狂爆扁史萊姆。直到豌豆射手頭上的能量集氣條依發射次數累積滿值後,一聲充滿無限激情的大叔爆吼呻吟就隨連發的豌豆散爆彈響起了。575Please respect copyright.PENANAi4EpzrtegR
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「喔喔~來了!要來了!受不了了!我射啦啦啦啦啦——」575Please respect copyright.PENANA0syPAbHaCK
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「噗哈哈哈哈哈!」575Please respect copyright.PENANAfNQuNftIzA
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除了捧腹大笑的唬爛外,其他三人的心情已無法以筆墨來形容了。恥點低的喵喵仙貝還直接兩肉球摀住羞紅的小喵臉,埋頭躲進哥哥的衣襟裡。575Please respect copyright.PENANAioAs8aMWZ2
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最後,史萊姆小王終於在豌豆射手的大爆發下,兩頰一紅、媚眼一拋,就乖乖躺平吐鑰匙了。575Please respect copyright.PENANANJlwc2vNz2
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肉盾囧囧有神地爬起身,握住塞倫柔嫩的小手,語重心長地說:「老婆,這副本結束後,我們一起幫你找隻正常的物理系靈寵吧。」575Please respect copyright.PENANAB0uFnS6IMu
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「……」面對所有人一致的點頭贊同,已尷尬到想撞牆的塞倫,真心欲哭無淚了。575Please respect copyright.PENANArwgvVRYOpO
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美人豪羞羞啊~AWA(#575Please respect copyright.PENANA4KkvesGNMm
任務之間是如何交互影響的呢?還請耐心等候(艸575Please respect copyright.PENANA0IAEII0yMZ
這裡也隱藏了小貓妖的身世任務小線索唷XDD575Please respect copyright.PENANAlEAfuVMtjP
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【下篇預告】《吃貨爭霸戰》:小吃貨喵大戰Q洞大吃貨Boss。字數約三千多字,大概禮拜天早上發。575Please respect copyright.PENANA0sW3bqOiw6
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