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直掰彎痞大叔 X 黑心機偽正太
(偽・年上 ♂ 真・年下)
1. 耽美(BL)
2.介紹兩人的基本資訊——(以靈能三的時間線為主)
姓名:董司常/蔚仙403Please respect copyright.PENANAmLjFlLk2ek
身高 :<165公分403Please respect copyright.PENANAFa8bRMiPdB
體重 :?(反正很矮很瘦#)403Please respect copyright.PENANATf46LSbdzb
年齡:三千多歲403Please respect copyright.PENANApE19vTesaC
外貌:十五歲403Please respect copyright.PENANAzNEW4zCDwg
身分:地府第七殿董閻王的兒子、天帝的關門弟子。人稱七世子,暱稱董小七。天生面癱,但有一顆熱愛吃瓜看狗血劇的心(#
姓名:克里斯・拜登403Please respect copyright.PENANAinGp3UkRXv
身高 :188~190公分403Please respect copyright.PENANAwse803Jm1O
體重 :??(反正很高很壯)403Please respect copyright.PENANAHjm4lxA5n1
年齡:一百八十八歲403Please respect copyright.PENANAYFytnUFtVC
外貌:三十五歲403Please respect copyright.PENANASyoDNSQPaq
身分:原為人類,前靈能偵察隊隊長,後轉生為魔族臥底,成為暗影主的手下大將。暱稱阿克。有點大男子主義,但責任心重,保護欲強。
3.以一到五星表示,分別完成以下各題的內容——
董司常403Please respect copyright.PENANAjqbBJJqwkB
攻擊指數: 物理類☆☆☆☆☆(文職官員打不起)403Please respect copyright.PENANAMJbqS2j2Iv
法術類★★★★☆(歡迎來度雷劫)403Please respect copyright.PENANAaIz6SXYFYS
嘴炮類★★★★★(用嘴炮扛BOSS)403Please respect copyright.PENANA4nv1ev8dxz
防禦指數: ★☆☆☆☆(法師身嬌體弱傷不起)403Please respect copyright.PENANA8zlwo8reGG
佔有慾程度: ★★★★★(呵呵笑地備刀山)403Please respect copyright.PENANAYqc1X8cgEl
易羞程度: ★☆☆☆☆(能嘴為何要臉?)403Please respect copyright.PENANAN1j2LAP0NG
性慾高低:★★☆☆☆(雖然但是配合度高#)
克里斯403Please respect copyright.PENANAi5A4XjcBzX
攻擊指數: 物理類★★★★★(肌肉怪)403Please respect copyright.PENANAbILfoK2NSo
法術類☆☆☆☆☆(學渣記不住咒語)403Please respect copyright.PENANAM8kXBj8DCx
嘴炮類★★★★★(流利的台客國罵)403Please respect copyright.PENANAci3PGE9S37
防禦指數: ★★★★★(能跪刀山的男人)403Please respect copyright.PENANAhmfPtFKuVv
佔有慾程度: ★★★★★(猛虎盯人)403Please respect copyright.PENANABiuLozctYz
易羞程度: ★☆☆☆☆(追妻不用臉)403Please respect copyright.PENANAXxg6ROiIfN
性慾高低:★★★★★(異地戀需求大#)
4.針對CP二人分別回答以下四個問答題——
1、最喜歡看對方的什麼表情?
董司常:笑,阿克笑起來的樣子最棒了!403Please respect copyright.PENANA1hnPKrWdhj
克里斯:知道拎盃帥,第一眼就煞到你。(摸下巴得意笑)403Please respect copyright.PENANAc0Gqm4QVNL
董司常:嗯,還有厚臉皮,呵呵。(面癱笑)403Please respect copyright.PENANAhX5w3sbHbO
克里斯:……
克里斯:最喜歡小七被我操哭的樣子。(回味笑)403Please respect copyright.PENANAxF9c38tQvQ
董司常:……(盯)403Please respect copyright.PENANA76CMAmt3eX
克里斯:統籌打敗滅世大魔拯救世界計畫的認真模樣!(正色)
2、最喜歡和對方聊什麼話題?
董司常&克里斯:垃圾話!
(這是一對喜歡互講對方垃圾話的夫夫組合🤣)
3、最喜歡兩人一起做什麼事?
董司常:看劇。403Please respect copyright.PENANAoZUgzjXNHu
克里斯:看新聞。(把台灣新聞當綜藝台)403Please respect copyright.PENANA4xqOpzO29E
董司常:……403Please respect copyright.PENANAndpBX2efXn
克里斯:陪你看魔法小櫻、流星花園、還珠格格?403Please respect copyright.PENANAA5V6oT2AOh
董司常:沒關係啦,就看新聞吧,也挺好笑的,呵呵。(面癱笑)403Please respect copyright.PENANAerVFgBufoo
克里斯:……
4、最喜歡和對方去什麼地方?
董司常:人界的溫泉!403Please respect copyright.PENANAUm0YWHKvy0
克里斯:嘿,泡溫泉咩賣(*台語:不錯)
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5.上一位的加題403Please respect copyright.PENANAyHzQ7K1vtd
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1、如果必須轉生成蜘蛛或史萊姆,會選哪一個?為什麼?
董司常:嚴格來說,沒有史萊姆這種怪物。403Please respect copyright.PENANAiChCioZthg
克里斯:所以你想變蜘蛛?403Please respect copyright.PENANAJlQXusb0gD
董司常:不!我要變史萊姆,然後吃吃吃,無限容量地吃遍美食。403Please respect copyright.PENANAC6bZ4h79Fc
克里斯:幹,你這是豬吧?吃成史萊姆豬,拎盃要接多少任務才養得起你?403Please respect copyright.PENANA0GSYlCkZbG
董司常:那你養不養?403Please respect copyright.PENANAxwv6RVMiAU
克里斯:養,吃成史萊姆熊都養。403Please respect copyright.PENANAfMKR5yloKL
董司常:那阿克呢?啊,反正你都轉生魔族了,乾脆變蜘蛛吧,好大一隻蜘蛛精啊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAQWEazP5MyD
克里斯:……(get不到笑點)那我變了誰養家?403Please respect copyright.PENANAbrTDAIA5Nw
董司常:我老爸啊!403Please respect copyright.PENANA2odruV6W7s
計畫退休的董閻王:???403Please respect copyright.PENANA03vgFxmuNK
2、如果在永生和即時死亡二擇其一,會選哪個?會什麼?
仙族的董司常:可是,瑞凡,我們早就永生了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAA2lVHOFq3n
魔族的克里斯:嗯啊,回不去了。(老婆丟的梗不能掉#)403Please respect copyright.PENANA1m9R2tACHo
3、給對方點一首歌吧!
董司常:驪歌。403Please respect copyright.PENANAp71JVtGG44
克里斯:???403Please respect copyright.PENANABcd45XlGqI
董司常:還記得你剛進靈能偵察員培訓基地受訓時,除了很會打架外,什麼都不懂,每學期的補考名單都有你,然歲月匆匆,如今孩子們都長大畢業了。 403Please respect copyright.PENANAdNlxIOqyrz
克里斯:……拎盃給你點一首第五元素「The Diva Dance」的後半段。403Please respect copyright.PENANAbASIevniTQ
董司常:嗯?高音神曲?為什麼?403Please respect copyright.PENANAjKkXMifg7i
克里斯:啊啊叫就好!(扛起扔上床#)
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後記:
時隔多年,在碰這一對,似乎又有些不同的變化?403Please respect copyright.PENANAF5N8GdY6vV
就當這篇的時間是未來的很久很久以後,他們都老夫老夫了吧XDDD