"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPKEd7fTjV
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kOjP2R33X
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aIepB8GGS
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3DVehOiph
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6Tml6QNAY
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEqlCLBDlr
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP8K3MS0dW
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS8y9PRDVJ
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BCUrIZ7iA
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0613OBErG
"Indeed," her mother said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpSoGEJHKl
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarvBxfiIxc
"Indeed," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1H1ilsm76
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka5UlN1uzC
Sammie gasped.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOol9vSaPKl
Thaddeus looked disappointed.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoxFVoNh67
Jordie smiled creepily.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO9C2Ymwp0
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A9ScOwvgy
"Indeed," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcF5OnTOyN
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCJiUuxO6G
"Nonsense," his father said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ43DcQJD3v
"Indeed," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHReAc7rOAu
Jordie smiled creepily.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS15fN8VZ1e
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEzpkY9nnm
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqGVp0zrKj
"INDEED," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFHAcmo2qQ
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHSLJW836s
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wsc4R0k34
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHHJ9sFeDA
"I'm not joking," his father said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV8fT0jKXL
"Indeed," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtKk9HUWVP
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VwqKfLhXo
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8GE2THjb1
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp9akQPVFO
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzL75u9Pf9
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PQMZEpZKH
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISJZc0WHHB
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtko0ZbR5P
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCtUBDHXo4
"Indeed," his wife said.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKxy16fUGv
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGYwMDYtxt
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzVZnoF6Ro
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22MlESfRKm
Gasps around the room.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNwo3F5iVu
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODjgEtq5zN
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxOTxpJhiK
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwh87VscYz
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni3rbelsVQ
Based off a true story740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASzTAU8Lr0
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