"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoeUQgDO5Q
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUUE2XNvXW
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYJmbUrsHt
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHeRtFpvRw
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzFzPwlKTi
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0Qqgu9sUz
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN98mY6Ihx
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqCpbO4IZv
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid0RSbBhqH
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC7hrfUSBn
"Indeed," her mother said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfeh1LDSX5
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfHm5BUhka
"Indeed," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI2cQgaYyt
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWC30S6Xzq
Sammie gasped.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlht6V95dqC
Thaddeus looked disappointed.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPSxhayZpY
Jordie smiled creepily.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe1QTGApxO
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CV0sZCGML
"Indeed," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJWEOoLuOo
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4m3n5LD7J
"Nonsense," his father said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDw5ouBp6A
"Indeed," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGqvSOwzi2
Jordie smiled creepily.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFidvEsbEo
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16JalwZ4RI
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8czVMgLyvx
"INDEED," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno7vgD1IbO
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFEr3K9Dcj
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwr6iZx5Ln
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16LTWq1lrI
"I'm not joking," his father said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTi3sttBtw
"Indeed," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJXnzvzcsF
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLltefToCeU
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Edgi5GvN4
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKFCfgItzq
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDIgm3mIhO
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwPS8WSX3s
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcEZ18b4yB
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2vNAmEdpc
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUhjw1lZy3
"Indeed," his wife said.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmgLmD17AZ
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD5I9rp8Z3
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuMnTX7xxf
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakehGCY3br
Gasps around the room.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy364w2hoEq
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdHOR9SYMn
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhNaCwIzvK
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbph6724tR
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MIB4x6TeF
Based off a true story729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUDhgXiC3k
and then Add to home screen.