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貓的奇奇怪怪集。
ISSUE #38
Author: Mountain D Chang
貓的奇奇怪怪集。
Author: Mountain D Chang
ISSUE #38
#掛名的另一半。
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#掛名的另一半。

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還在為過年時，

老是被親朋好友三姑六婆左鄰右舍，

煩你怎麼還沒另一半嗎?

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真想回他們干你屁事，

卻還是只能臉上笑笑的，

心裡卻幹得不得了!!

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明明那一對兩個人都像豬一樣，

卻還是一副我們贏了你的人生勝利組一般的，

在你面前放閃!!

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老娘或老子只是不要，

要的話還不是一堆!!

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但，我還是很喜歡單身的生活呀，

一個人看韓劇，一個人逛街，

一個人看電影，一個人吃飯…

多自由呀！!

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為了一個不知道以後是好是壞的人，

說不定還要生幾個很笨又不好教的小屁孩，

而放棄這種美好的生活，

不是太蠢了嗎？

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現在有個折衷的好方法來了!!

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掛名的另一半。

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只掛名，不干涉你的生活。

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逢年過節約定好，

我去你家你來我家過過場。

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合得來的話，

再進一步變真的，也是可以的!!

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掛名的另一半，

不剝辱你自由快樂的單身生活!!

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掛名的另一半，

也能找到你真的適合的真正的另一半!!

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掛名的另一半，

你一生最聰明的選擇!!

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意者請撥：

香港334-5678，

聽清楚是香港334-5678，

晚上10點後不要打來，

因為，我已經睡了~

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掛名的另一半，

你幸福!!你全家都幸福!!

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#貓的奇奇怪怪集。

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Last updated: Dec 12, 2019
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