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貓耳娘娘的散記
ISSUE #1
Author: 夏目
貓耳娘娘的散記
Author: 夏目
ISSUE #1
貓的主食
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柳絮：「娘娘今日想吃什麼？」

貓耳娘娘：「就來個烤雞大全吧，孤家最近想換點不一樣的口味。」

柳絮：「娘娘這幾年雞瘟瘋的厲害，換別的吧。」

貓耳娘娘：「咦？那…那燉牛盅…」

柳絮：「娘娘，您忘了大不列顛國協的疫牛混著那勞啥子『組合牛排』內銷天朝的事剛被記者們報出，這陣子牛肉沒人敢吃呀。」

貓耳娘娘：「那不然，魚總行了吧…」

柳絮：「娘娘…太平洋傳說有座垃圾仙島…」

貓耳娘娘：「好好好！孤家不挑了！唉…這年頭竟只剩鼠肉能吃，這是什麼世道啊～」

甲申年陰曆九月十三日

斐柳絮

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貓耳娘娘的散記
Comedy
Mythology
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Last updated: Sep 30, 2015
Total word count: 2,643
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
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