不少聽到有人形容：「男生就是個用下半身思考的動物！」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk3QIR3Rx3
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthEVuZM84Z
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7N5g7yvwk
身為一名英俊瀟灑、人見人愛、花見花開的男孩子，每每聽到此類言論，都有不少想法。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cZ6nNLuQ9
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFspDbkN6J
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCEv2T4Uhs
所以特別想用一種嚴肅、認真並且憤慨的筆吻來回答它們：「沒有錯。」雖然不能說隨時，但大部份都是。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjnLl2kcJf
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9xaQtOtnM
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxy2u51kkX
當然此言論不能概刮所以男性，不過80%也許有。縱使想法怪異如我，在這一方面倒是不愧對我這帶把的身體。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvDmtFty8T
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIpvUTjPGB
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfbw8sun9y
「男生平均多久想一次色色的事？」上次聽到有人在討論這樣一個話題，很有趣，也得確值得研究。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDqkLnOa6N
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95VOKDxzz5
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDABrBGZYU
在說出我的答案前，我得先說句實話。要寫這類文章真的不容易，因為大多數男生包括我，是不會和其它人討論「你一星期打幾次」、「都想著誰打」、「打一次多久」等等私密和關係善良風俗的話題。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mmvxx7xlp
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f7C1eRNYk
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUwHVcPZtu
一是沒那個恥力。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlHBS4UgGn
二是我不想知道我朋友家人在他幻想中的世界。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiz60nFXH8
三是……多久多大，不會有願意先講的男人。如果你是男人在看這文章，相信我，不管怎麼樣，我的都比你大一公分、持久一分鐘。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7AEmFzmmZ
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKquwOfbEe
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95i2x4YLor
拉回來，平均多久想一次？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vkoee8Fav
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7e3WskQLU
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0t75Trf1i
沒有平均，相信我，一個男生如果在可以想，那他一定不是在想，就是在準備想的過程中。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ53EK1gpw
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocjV30wfPA
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL8uje4OGz
但也不是隨時隨人都會想，至少我在菜市場和阿婆聊天時……哦那畫面太美別讓他在我腦裡超過3秒。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujFbPbSpUs
我要說的是，不會有人工作到一半突然靈光一閃：「胸部！」除非你就是"幹"這一行的。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlXpyxcfAc
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRrYBim4AR
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvicwxIaxA
所以走在路上、在家、經過小學……嗯？等等，我家門口有人在敲門了，我去開……奶子！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzatsO0Isa0
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWThZCFAR6
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1yzuSms1U
咳！相信我，雖然我常說想在腦子上裝個拉鏈讓大家知道我在想什麼，但真要裝，可能得容我先去當和尚修行個十年。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNMxWX8U7Q
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5jKSGu9Za
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5THhxJ4vp0
到此，「多久想一次」應該有了答案吧。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79d9YdlvL9
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQlrI04NlF
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KzKVOHgMv
所以再來還有一個問題我認為值得講：「男生都在想什麼？」指色色的方面。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwvcCE15dV
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC9g0Jyw5E
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WbDMdHOUk
說實話，如果妳是女生並且在看這個文章，又耐住性子看到了這邊，我想為了妳等等看待妳爸妳哥妳身邊所有男人的眼光，還是打住吧！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl9EtXTVcP
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH5MUzQzcR
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdPBI31aWM
「想什麼？」說實話因人而異，譬如有人喜歡小的、有人喜歡短髮、有人喜歡寵物玩法……等等。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYEHsd7rQ1
但我要講的點不是怎麼玩，而是對誰對什麼。這一點基本可以說，萬變不離其中！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppOqhCG8Du
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bVLP0HjRu
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwPnyIUgaI
這裡我再分兩個：平時想，和進行生理自X反應(以下用打飛機統稱)。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOfJ34NOCq
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNggu2hcevC
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDfENlmB4e
在平時，男生如果年紀超過青春期，就會有個經驗，千萬不要想太深入！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBskz1Lt9mY
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsxAzovdYB
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux8i2iFQJt
為什麼？因為我不想頂個硬硬的東西在下面，特別是穿窄款褲子，真的…很不舒服。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgOUo0fAm9
再者濕濕的不是很好過……為何會濕，請去上國中健教課。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNB9yUCUk8
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2ZlROPsVA
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8mrO6raAo
所以不外乎就只是對：奶子、臉、腿、臀部……等等的眼睛療養，再進就是簡單想象的肢體接觸。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXbcrLDkwc
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx9GI5n68N
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqlipNR5q9
而這事積攢時間過長，就會出現「能量釋放」，俗稱打飛機。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEwAvuvXOW
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡass6l6erlx
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28PtZVS3kD
對象為Everyone，只要在他的審美觀中是喜歡的，不管是妳、妳的朋友、朋友的朋友、朋友的…媽媽？都會在其中。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4hdoufGSl
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfJMGQfnwx
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUK01sG2rv
啊！女生們，這絕對不是精神出軌，不然為什麼妳們要看韓劇，雖然很帥、雖然如果可以也許也會嫁給他，但事實是，沒有，因為沒辨法(？ 在這一層關係上，他還是愛妳，只是在打飛機時請給他在腦內一個自由的權利。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8WmqznhG4
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHj18xwnml
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxAkepKoKK
到此快接近這文章的尾聲，對於男人是下半身考的動物我想多少有些概念，那為了幫一些女生解決一個「如何讓他完全不想那些事呢？」我想了一下，想到了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjCctsIjPI
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGrybQ55Fz
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXM846EJke
等他打完。我絕對不是在唬爛。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvNyov3VVC
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHykcmqWjOz
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTpvCvXpxt
進入賢者時間，屆時妳才會看到一位心中了無雜念，視情色於糞土的好男人。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt53vdnTA6a
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeLyFOfPzO
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUFqQ0ZGYI
而維持時間，大概一小時。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43WyzrmP29
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ45UrI5dF
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLDejDtzTG
最後，我要說……說那什麼來著？啊！屁股。
ns216.73.216.190da2
然後按「加至主畫面」