不少聽到有人形容:「男生就是個用下半身思考的動物!」227Please respect copyright.PENANACbC4VZJJYM
227Please respect copyright.PENANAZfXk3yBUL6
227Please respect copyright.PENANAf3iTmZVmXr
身為一名英俊瀟灑、人見人愛、花見花開的男孩子,每每聽到此類言論,都有不少想法。227Please respect copyright.PENANAel8d0PsbXC
227Please respect copyright.PENANADJGLYV6fxM
227Please respect copyright.PENANATHHYBDEUfG
所以特別想用一種嚴肅、認真並且憤慨的筆吻來回答它們:「沒有錯。」雖然不能說隨時,但大部份都是。227Please respect copyright.PENANAF2252eRf2d
227Please respect copyright.PENANAlowDuCgSPV
227Please respect copyright.PENANAu3x5xXaRUt
當然此言論不能概刮所以男性,不過80%也許有。縱使想法怪異如我,在這一方面倒是不愧對我這帶把的身體。227Please respect copyright.PENANARJDh6VLOtC
227Please respect copyright.PENANAzbI8izAMo4
227Please respect copyright.PENANA8CM6cojeo2
「男生平均多久想一次色色的事?」上次聽到有人在討論這樣一個話題,很有趣,也得確值得研究。227Please respect copyright.PENANALrjNdqT24Z
227Please respect copyright.PENANADGo8wXG7Ub
227Please respect copyright.PENANA8izsa00vEa
在說出我的答案前,我得先說句實話。要寫這類文章真的不容易,因為大多數男生包括我,是不會和其它人討論「你一星期打幾次」、「都想著誰打」、「打一次多久」等等私密和關係善良風俗的話題。227Please respect copyright.PENANAOOjla3MVQI
227Please respect copyright.PENANAEAMMin5YG3
227Please respect copyright.PENANAmln2Ynd4Bw
一是沒那個恥力。227Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3UGRCjXem
二是我不想知道我朋友家人在他幻想中的世界。227Please respect copyright.PENANAjZTQ7eypcN
三是……多久多大,不會有願意先講的男人。如果你是男人在看這文章,相信我,不管怎麼樣,我的都比你大一公分、持久一分鐘。227Please respect copyright.PENANABUQchZP2SE
227Please respect copyright.PENANARvaJMS6lqV
227Please respect copyright.PENANA2DqzUKdvkt
拉回來,平均多久想一次?227Please respect copyright.PENANAlpwJHQxHpV
227Please respect copyright.PENANAwA0wP60Qn1
227Please respect copyright.PENANANOSNSJcm3w
沒有平均,相信我,一個男生如果在可以想,那他一定不是在想,就是在準備想的過程中。227Please respect copyright.PENANAc2Kzadtp0d
227Please respect copyright.PENANA2tEgOjXUk8
227Please respect copyright.PENANAXNxC3LYESJ
但也不是隨時隨人都會想,至少我在菜市場和阿婆聊天時……哦那畫面太美別讓他在我腦裡超過3秒。227Please respect copyright.PENANA49gcrI07ZG
我要說的是,不會有人工作到一半突然靈光一閃:「胸部!」除非你就是"幹"這一行的。227Please respect copyright.PENANAuYer6heWIv
227Please respect copyright.PENANAF4f01zvS6p
227Please respect copyright.PENANA48SxlIFAMX
所以走在路上、在家、經過小學……嗯?等等,我家門口有人在敲門了,我去開……奶子!227Please respect copyright.PENANAM3ElphkbVO
227Please respect copyright.PENANAVvLdbcwhHU
227Please respect copyright.PENANAIK0Q1nfD1P
咳!相信我,雖然我常說想在腦子上裝個拉鏈讓大家知道我在想什麼,但真要裝,可能得容我先去當和尚修行個十年。227Please respect copyright.PENANAqaaQKqPKlb
227Please respect copyright.PENANA7ivilNPdt4
227Please respect copyright.PENANAqiWfOlnWuO
到此,「多久想一次」應該有了答案吧。227Please respect copyright.PENANAzvgW0gQLv8
227Please respect copyright.PENANAXizFsiOxbP
227Please respect copyright.PENANAD3e3vMR904
所以再來還有一個問題我認為值得講:「男生都在想什麼?」指色色的方面。227Please respect copyright.PENANASmRP0EWscA
227Please respect copyright.PENANAtdO1xEMSBZ
227Please respect copyright.PENANA8TscAaFX4M
說實話,如果妳是女生並且在看這個文章,又耐住性子看到了這邊,我想為了妳等等看待妳爸妳哥妳身邊所有男人的眼光,還是打住吧!227Please respect copyright.PENANAPJPsTlcJic
227Please respect copyright.PENANADzcVKLRg9V
227Please respect copyright.PENANAGpstXmKHOv
「想什麼?」說實話因人而異,譬如有人喜歡小的、有人喜歡短髮、有人喜歡寵物玩法……等等。227Please respect copyright.PENANAOGTdvjs1hF
但我要講的點不是怎麼玩,而是對誰對什麼。這一點基本可以說,萬變不離其中!227Please respect copyright.PENANAXNDACrvOUi
227Please respect copyright.PENANA4XusPYAc4P
227Please respect copyright.PENANAftJd0H8nh5
這裡我再分兩個:平時想,和進行生理自X反應(以下用打飛機統稱)。227Please respect copyright.PENANAdnQtKrfaUl
227Please respect copyright.PENANA9VO12dYhQ8
227Please respect copyright.PENANAAt8y3k1JJr
在平時,男生如果年紀超過青春期,就會有個經驗,千萬不要想太深入!227Please respect copyright.PENANAPjbyrM3W8k
227Please respect copyright.PENANAH7xn8jIwd1
227Please respect copyright.PENANApFuf8vbWJa
為什麼?因為我不想頂個硬硬的東西在下面,特別是穿窄款褲子,真的…很不舒服。227Please respect copyright.PENANAulJ43knDOq
再者濕濕的不是很好過……為何會濕,請去上國中健教課。227Please respect copyright.PENANAAdJy1AcB14
227Please respect copyright.PENANAtuOQJF6Ywi
227Please respect copyright.PENANAhb2Y9E8SFD
所以不外乎就只是對:奶子、臉、腿、臀部……等等的眼睛療養,再進就是簡單想象的肢體接觸。227Please respect copyright.PENANAGVz62LGhUZ
227Please respect copyright.PENANAV517ktcXc2
227Please respect copyright.PENANAufqP5yaBAj
而這事積攢時間過長,就會出現「能量釋放」,俗稱打飛機。227Please respect copyright.PENANA9aAx32wmMK
227Please respect copyright.PENANANKHQAL0irZ
227Please respect copyright.PENANAtbVT0kpava
對象為Everyone,只要在他的審美觀中是喜歡的,不管是妳、妳的朋友、朋友的朋友、朋友的…媽媽?都會在其中。227Please respect copyright.PENANAuDRl8h5mLX
227Please respect copyright.PENANAa0vEBVryGW
227Please respect copyright.PENANAkbldIC0Pg9
啊!女生們,這絕對不是精神出軌,不然為什麼妳們要看韓劇,雖然很帥、雖然如果可以也許也會嫁給他,但事實是,沒有,因為沒辨法(? 在這一層關係上,他還是愛妳,只是在打飛機時請給他在腦內一個自由的權利。227Please respect copyright.PENANAha2G1gWMvn
227Please respect copyright.PENANAoXCTcX0MCh
227Please respect copyright.PENANATGqW5nGuGn
到此快接近這文章的尾聲,對於男人是下半身考的動物我想多少有些概念,那為了幫一些女生解決一個「如何讓他完全不想那些事呢?」我想了一下,想到了。227Please respect copyright.PENANAAT9FF5QOrD
227Please respect copyright.PENANAozOdti9Zuk
227Please respect copyright.PENANAFi2Ao0DFL0
等他打完。我絕對不是在唬爛。227Please respect copyright.PENANAitOc3ZgS3f
227Please respect copyright.PENANAovH7RJSCLn
227Please respect copyright.PENANAoPS1cbLwBN
進入賢者時間,屆時妳才會看到一位心中了無雜念,視情色於糞土的好男人。227Please respect copyright.PENANA2ShRGooa8V
227Please respect copyright.PENANAM8OpxAwzl2
227Please respect copyright.PENANANUlpzfsrCz
而維持時間,大概一小時。227Please respect copyright.PENANAGSZwlt0pLN
227Please respect copyright.PENANAEKJQIQyxcr
227Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ3tV8gyQb
最後,我要說……說那什麼來著?啊!屁股。
ns 172.71.254.222da2