網路上流傳著一句話:「如果你年輕不曾做過蠢事,等長大後就想不起你的人生趣事!」264Please respect copyright.PENANANQ74XEgyi9
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東山高中是一所規定繁多的學校,可是卻有一群不正常的學生,東山高中有一句順口溜「三天一小蠢,五天一大瘋。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAltue8hFUZg
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在這種環境當中,「眾人皆醉我獨醒」這句話是會被否定的,我看過很多正常學生進來成了精神病患者,包誇我。264Please respect copyright.PENANAhEdpyQ0PPm
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還記得是在剛上高中二年級的時候,我也做過一些瘋狂的事...…。264Please respect copyright.PENANAubwmj1vksc
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東山高中的後山有著一片竹子林,我常常和三五好友們去那兒拿著竹子練習打狗棒法,把自己想像成丐幫幫主─洪七公。264Please respect copyright.PENANAMxnGD2OE0h
那天四點半下課二十分鐘,我又和他們去了山上,因為上山使得腳痠的我一到目的地,便果斷坐了下來,沒想到一根不明物體與我的菊花來了個親密接觸!韌度二脈在那一刻被打了開來!有如真正的洪七公上身一般,我跳得比奧運選手還要高!到底是甚麼樣的高手使我做出如此高難之動作?原來,是竹子的小孩─竹筍!264Please respect copyright.PENANAFWbr866pXM
那一刻我的火氣大到足以燒掉三座東山!我要殺了它!殺了竹筍!264Please respect copyright.PENANAIjp7GeNzgJ
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殺手原則第一條:「要殺一個人之前得先想好如何處理屍體。」那還不容易,燒了它!把竹筍燒得一乾二淨!於是拿出打火機,把它給火葬了!264Please respect copyright.PENANA0DAwIIs2n8
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看看四周,其他竹筍是目擊證人,一不做二不休!看到竹筍格燒勿論!264Please respect copyright.PENANAT6fBFE6bDg
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也不知過了多久,一位穿著軍衣的男子衝了過來,當場把我們人贓俱獲!結束了這一次的「東山竹筍滅門案」。
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