返到屋企,我實在忍唔住繼續一張張咁番睇電話入邊相簿,嗰女仔越睇越靚,又清純,笑起嚟仲有個小酒窩;如果我將相改一改,然後放POST 上網,今次嘅Like 仲唔爆燈,而且,有可能嗰女仔見到自已嘅相俾人POST咗出嚟會主動搵我喎。750Please respect copyright.PENANAlLZ1Ssx2tV
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其實買機果晚我都覺得有問題,邊有可能有人放機放咁平先!一定係「老鼠貨」囉。話唔定,嗰女仔搵我,我仲可以上演一次英雄還機,之後仲抱得美人歸喎,嘩!依招煞食,就咁做啦。750Please respect copyright.PENANAbROkiLCxOy
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我開番個改圖程式,揀咗一張相喺嗰女仔用左手㩒住額頭,然後向住鏡頭單眼微笑,真喺充滿青春氣息嘅自拍嚟改,我喺佢眼角加咗粒閃星,包包面果到加上三條粉紅色既可愛斜線,最後搞到成個背景都濛濛地,令到佢更加突出。750Please respect copyright.PENANAsH7gppMRhP
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自已都有啲欣賞嗰製成品,廢話少講即刻POST 上網等人Like下先。750Please respect copyright.PENANAaB6VzRN7SF
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其實只係POST 咗唔夠一個鐘頭,竟然就呃咗成千個Like,我Facebook都只喺得五百幾個朋友,有幾多轉貼,有幾多朋友嘅朋友走入嚟睇真係計都計唔到,靚女果然幾時都有號召力。750Please respect copyright.PENANAv2qhVHK2wT
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依嗰時候,手機一震,有人打電話嚟。750Please respect copyright.PENANArzoihpj96h
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我都唔駛睇來電,一接電話就話:「點呀!老麥啲相改成點先?」750Please respect copyright.PENANAMtf0OMhVCy
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「你個死仔,頭先仲扮憂鬱,返到屋企就咁好心情喺到改相,曬命得你。」老麥笑住咁講,好似放低哂頭先既內疚啦。750Please respect copyright.PENANAocOd1WE5Np
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我都笑住答番:「唔喺,我無呃你,我真喺唔識嗰女仔架......好啦,好啦,講真話你知啦。」750Please respect copyright.PENANANogyhs75Nn
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「喺呢!肯認呢!搞出人命未先?」老麥好似等聽甜故咁,聲音異常興奮。750Please respect copyright.PENANAdS8mTYN6Io
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我爆完一輪粗,之後平靜番就話:「其實咁嘅,之前咪話我部舊機死左,咪飛去先達睇下有咩機換,點知部部貴到唔喺人買,谷住去買左部二機囉。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAOYJyQx8KRm
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「二手?嘩你都夠膽喎,你點知上手咩人用過?」老麥算係有錢仔,唔憂食,唔憂住,梗係覺得用二手唔好啦。750Please respect copyright.PENANAOacXdAGUOF
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「鬼唔知咩,唔夠錢無計架,不過呀,估唔到今次又俾我執到部好嘢囉。老麥你估我買幾銀,估中請你食飯。」反正遲早會穿,自守好過被人督爆。750Please respect copyright.PENANASuONpIrscV
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「要加大!再加甜品!」講到食,老麥己經進入狀態。750Please respect copyright.PENANAGiMV5qGrAD
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「估啦,我肯定你估唔中。」我冷笑挑釁。750Please respect copyright.PENANA15nv3hLiDh
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「三千......唔喺......四千!四千!」750Please respect copyright.PENANA1pLxH7SGPQ
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「錯哂!唔俾加甜品啦!」750Please respect copyright.PENANANvcIArCSCD
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「你條人渣......五千?咁不如買全新......唔喺平過三千呀?」750Please respect copyright.PENANA2CsXcf9BN5
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「就係,俾你估多最後一次。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAaqXSnlDdvU
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「二千九百九十九!果啲舖頭最鐘意定依種價。」無咗份甜品,老麥己經豁出去啦。750Please respect copyright.PENANAN2Xrl9j2LM
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「錯埋!噓.....嗰餐無咗囉。」我笑到跳哂舞。750Please respect copyright.PENANAbqXSlRry4X
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「唔玩啦,你買咗幾錢呀?有無咁平呀?」老麥突然收細咗把聲,開始有啲唔信。750Please respect copyright.PENANAkYJAf1g9on
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我心諗如果老實話佢知部機竟然只係賣一千,怎至仲可以有價講,佢更加唔信啦,所以我就話:「只係賣二千咋!我都知,可能係老鼠貨,不過平機當前,你叫我點忍到手先。」750Please respect copyright.PENANA7vC4s11Om2
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仲以為老麥又會爆粗大叫我有著數,點知佢靜左好耐,然後用有啲震嘅聲線話:「喂......如果係老鼠貨還好喎,最驚係唔知咩人嘅......遺物咋。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAVqVofBwFxH
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氣溫好似突然低左幾度,我打左個好大嘅冷震。750Please respect copyright.PENANAm3wyrQu4pX
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遺物?死啦,點解我諗嚟諗去,竟然無諗到依嗰可能性。我真喺答唔上去,只喺呆左咁拎住嗰電話。750Please respect copyright.PENANAYCmigkcVIP
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隔左一陣,通話另一邊嘅老麥可能見我咁耐唔出聲,好緊張咁不斷叫「喂......喂......喂喂喂?你講咩話?」750Please respect copyright.PENANAHNSxhqwcqr
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為左緩和番個氣氛,我扮哂笑咁答:「喺到呀,去左厠所啫。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAN5kCph3uFW
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但係老麥好似聽唔到我把聲咁,依然不停咁:「喂......」750Please respect copyright.PENANAmGENwgLoH8
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「喂......」750Please respect copyright.PENANAyNBOKm2UIY
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「喂咩呀,我咪喺到囉。」玩嘢呀。750Please respect copyright.PENANAIhzwlSyy0q
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「喂......」750Please respect copyright.PENANACC19UHzOEy
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「仲喂咩呀,仲咪到你搞事先。」我開始有啲怒氣,但係無諗到老麥之後竟然話......750Please respect copyright.PENANAOyultaXInH
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「阿宅!你身邊條女咩人嚟架?講嘢鬼食泥咁,我聽唔清楚喎。其實你喺咪一直都係玩我呀?識到女仔怕咩認,唔駛作故仔喎。」我聽得出老麥真係發緊脾四,但係發生咩事先?咩身邊有嗰女仔?屋企得我一個人,何來女仔聲?750Please respect copyright.PENANAovW6kns0ZH
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最後只係聽到老麥大叫一聲:「唔玩啦,你條X樣。」就收左線。750Please respect copyright.PENANAIZw4X9Bn6O
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我呆左咁睇住已經收線既手機屏幕,都唔知有咩反應好,打番比老麥?未俾佢鬧夠咩!750Please respect copyright.PENANAZzC9Bqh8oO
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我只係想平平地買部手機用,唔通平嘢一定無好? 750Please respect copyright.PENANAifK96IZ03g
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